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those stupid dominos adverts where if the person orders the wrong takeaway (i.e. not a dominos) some awful thing will happen to them. 

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Seymour M Hersh
3 hours ago, Salad Fingers said:

 

Think she's an investigative journalist. Much the same as Roger Cook but less likely to get a baseball bat rammed into her face. 

 

Certainly not her face. 

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Captain Hunter

film on four sponsored by funny plooper fart kit or funny calm bullshit.

i have complained to the company....try listening to this add twice on every break on film four....while on lock down i admit film four can be on in the background most of the day....the voice of this guy sounds like some kind of menacing slasher right out of a horror flick....for god sake give us a money caaaaaaalmmmm voice and cut the bull shit cool as a clam rubbish...my god to think some bunch of twats have been paid thousands for this....anyway all advertises beware i hit the mute button on average 10 times dururing film 4 movies...if you place your ads with funny farty kit....then i never hear your ads

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Samuel Camazzola

The Tesco ad with the creepy looking guy who talks through his teeth with one of the worst accents around! 🤬 

 

It would be quite pleasing if his kitchen caught fire whilst he slouches about in his pit! 

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Horatio Caine

Fosters funeral services - utter crap with its wee cartoon characters and shitey accents.

 

Plus.net - now I quite like Jason Manford, but I'm fed up with him telling us what they say in Yorkshire. "that'll do" - well, it's not just in Yorkshire we say that, so STFU Jason - that'll do.

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Prince Buaben
12 minutes ago, Horatio Caine said:

Fosters funeral services - utter crap with its wee cartoon characters and shitey accents.

 

Plus.net - now I quite like Jason Manford, but I'm fed up with him telling us what they say in Yorkshire. "that'll do" - well, it's not just in Yorkshire we say that, so STFU Jason - that'll do.

 

It's not Jason Manford in the adverts :ninja:

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Horatio Caine
1 hour ago, Prince Buaben said:

 

It's not Jason Manford in the adverts :ninja:

What??? Who the hell is it then?  Has he got a twin brother?

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Prince Buaben
10 minutes ago, Horatio Caine said:

What??? Who the hell is it then?  Has he got a twin brother?

 

Boys called Craig Murray.

 

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Horatio Caine
20 minutes ago, Prince Buaben said:

 

Boys called Craig Murray.

 

Well I never...

I take back my comments re Manford.  Murray - STFU

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'You were just a little bit late, then you had a little bit of a crash, now the other driver is a little bit dead'.

 

You're a little bit of a **** mate, just **** off.

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2 hours ago, JWL said:

The skinny blonde lassie in the Purple Bricks adverts. Definition of the word annoying.

 

Used to be in Horrible Histories.

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