Craigieboy Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Never seen that before. Horrible middle class name with an advert of horrible middle class knobs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Private Womble Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I'm bumping this because I didn't want to start a new thread - not an advert but that soapbox Scotland thing after the stv news has me cringing and in equal measure.....rant over. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan Jarman Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Witnessed this earlier Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Private Womble Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Witnessed this earlier Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhostHunter Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 That new Dulux advert is fair ripping ma coupon just now... Bring back the dog ffs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
N User Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Car ads on radio. They're all shit but one about some ***** who wants to eat/taste/lick the car is the current worst. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jabba Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Transit advert. "Pack it, lay it, build it, brick it. Transit." Goes on for ever and it's the worst thing I've ever heard. I have to turn off when it starts. Can't handle it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamb0_1874 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I was at the cinema a couple of weeks ago.That advert with the cat that sings we built this city(for 3?) came on before the trailers. The advert doesn't bother me so much it was the reaction of the rest of the audience that made me cringe. You would think it was the funniest thing they had ever seen. Some of them were howling with laughter. Is it just me or is it really not that funny? Cinema adverts are the worst, I would happily pay extra to reserve a seat so that I could turn up 30 minutes later and miss all the trash they subject you to. I saw one at the weekend for river island where the lass flashed her udders so that she could steal a jacket from a guy. WTF is that all about??? The jacket was honking as well Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Serge Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Sell yer car Scatland - Sell yer car Scatland dot com... Brutal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DougieHMFC Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 the advert on the radio the now where the women is munching on a packet of crisps or some thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rudi must stay Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Cinema adverts are the worst, I would happily pay extra to reserve a seat so that I could turn up 30 minutes later and miss all the trash they subject you to. I saw one at the weekend for river island where the lass flashed her udders so that she could steal a jacket from a guy. WTF is that all about??? The jacket was honking as well Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk Depends on the cinema. Cineworld usually has very good adverts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhostHunter Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 the advert on the radio the now where the women is munching on a packet of crisps or some thing This x million Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DougieHMFC Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 This x million i don't even know what is for, all i hear is her chomping away. Drives me mental Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhostHunter Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 On the flip side - the new Sky ad for Sky Shield with Samuel L Jackson, is actually quite good. And... expensive.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArcticJambo Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Just saw this one for the first time about a month ago and thought it decent ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wkyR9dlcoo This one however, does grate on me ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dagger Is Back Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Any advert with some so called celebrity trying to get us to part with our hard earned. **** off you rich *******. You're being paid a fortune to promote something you've probably never tried. Just **** off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Craigieboy Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 On talk sport. Hedgehog gutter brush. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Khali Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 (edited) Stop the water cycle Stop the water cycle Stop the water cycle STOP THE WATER CYCLE STOP THE WATER CYCLE STOP THE WATER CYCLE Edited March 23, 2014 by The Great Khali Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 On talk sport. Hedgehog gutter brush. On a similar theme there is one that sounds something like " Selco it's where the trade goes " Does my nut. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Craigieboy Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 On a similar theme there is one that sounds something like " Selco it's where the trade goes " Does my nut. I end up singing along with shit like that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I end up singing along with shit like that. In a dodgy cockney accent, I know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maiden Gorgie Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Stop the water cycle Stop the water cycle Stop the water cycle STOP THE WATER CYCLE STOP THE WATER CYCLE STOP THE WATER CYCLE THIS IN SPADES! Looking after Scotland at the end too. It's what you're paid to do FFS! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhostHunter Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 That new NJoy electronic cig advert. It's a piss take surely.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhostHunter Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Who the hell at Amazon, thought that that Kindle Fire advert would HELP sell their tablets ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 That money supermarket advert. I have an irrational hatred for this ad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:shitwine: Posted April 12, 2014 Author Share Posted April 12, 2014 The Bet Victor ads really get on my nerves as well. Sadly, this thread getting bumped constantly reminds me of those 'That's Nacho-Burger!' ***** Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beverley Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 the advert on the radio the now where the women is munching on a packet of crisps or some thing i genuinely hate that advert. i can't bear noisy eaters so it really gets on my tits.7 as an aside, how sad to see snoop dogg doing so money supermarket Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scott_jambo Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 THe B&Q adverts. Especially with the wee kid doing the robot. Want to belt him in the puss big time. I would nail that wifey's legs with a baseball bat too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Who the hell at Amazon, thought that that Kindle Fire advert would HELP sell their tablets ? The same dick from the mighty box for one at KFC advert. The boy is a welt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaps Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 The arsehole singing in the shower on the new lynx advert. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
N User Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Every Lynx advert ever Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chrambo Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Who the hell at Amazon, thought that that Kindle Fire advert would HELP sell their tablets ? Mines is candy crush saga, and it's becoming a real problem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chrambo Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Witnessed this earlier Got this album for the car, it's MEGA REEM, BOOM. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paolo Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Any advert with whistling. Whistling should be banned, not just in adverts, but full stop. So bloody annoying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhostHunter Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Mines is candy crush saga, and it's becoming a real problem. That's it - in a nutshell. If she popped up on my tablet, I'd very shortly thereafter be heading back to Currys for a new one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Templeton Peck Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Nobody ever needs to see an old man on the pan with his trousers round his ankles reading a paper, but betterbathrooms.com think that this is acceptable in their new ad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paolo Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Nobody ever needs to see an old man on the pan with his trousers round his ankles reading a paper, but betterbathrooms.com think that this is acceptable in their new ad There is another advert that does this. To be fair though, it is highlighting bowel cancer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Templeton Peck Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 There is another advert that does this. To be fair though, it is highlighting bowel cancer. Nah, this one is just an old man taking a dump, newspaper in hand. If I worked in advertising, i'd say this subliminally this replicates the public opinion of the company. Or something. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Mines is candy crush saga, and it's becoming a real problem? Fixed that - ****ing hate the Australian style upwards inflection Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 That girl is somehow significantly more annoying than the Ginger Irish bursd and the KFC "helloooo" boy combined, Chrambo. Some voice on her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chrambo Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 That girl is somehow significantly more annoying than the Ginger Irish bursd and the KFC "helloooo" boy combined, Chrambo. Some voice on her. I found that video because the Kindle one just came on TV and I noticed his "hello" for the first time and wanted to check I wasn't imaging how annoying it was on YouTube. By the way, thank **** we're not in the US. I couldn't even watch to the end. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhostHunter Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 I found that video because the Kindle one just came on TV and I noticed his "hello" for the first time and wanted to check I wasn't imaging how annoying it was on YouTube. By the way, thank **** we're not in the US. [media]http://youtu.be/PFYHF1w8w3g[/media] I couldn't even watch to the end. That was infinitely more acceptable than the British version. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jack_Bauer Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 That money supermarket advert. I have an irrational hatred for this ad. I actually like the advert but its driving me a bit insane as its in my head all the time. Whats my mo f'g name, Snoop Doggy Doggggg. bow wow wow yipee yo yippee yae bow wow wow yippee yo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSaeD_IwXt4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paolo Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 I actually like the advert but its driving me a bit insane as its in my head all the time. Whats my mo f'g name, Snoop Doggy Doggggg. bow wow wow yipee yo yippee yae bow wow wow yippee yo. https://www.youtube....h?v=rSaeD_IwXt4 Regardless, I would never use them again. I searched once for an income protection policy. I could not be bothered with phone calls, as I confident in what I am doing, so was reluctant to type my phone number in the compulsory field. There was a box you could tick, to indicate you do not want any calls. I ticked it. Within one hour, I had four calls, and was plagued with them for about two weeks after, and not just for income protection policies, but loans, life assurance and all sorts - with several companies referring to my Money Supermarket enquiry. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhostHunter Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 [media]http://youtu.be/rcwkB8S6l8U[/media] This. WTF is going on with advertising agencies just now ? Are they all on acid ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cyprus Jambo Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Yes I know it's a good cause, make more people aware etc but the Cancer adverts, radio or TV do my head in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:shitwine: Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 That cider advert that mocks smart phones really grates me. "This is the theeh-ty two pip?" "Move towards the mouth, and...interface!" :muggy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SirRudolphofSkacel Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 That Hive advert wi the annoying fecking song..... " you could be having a kickabout, with a team of giant trout, with Hive controlling your heating at home" That song really drains my fecking brain...... sooooo nippy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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