Der Kaiser Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: Magpies. Thieving, murdering feathered twats. Lovely blackbird nest in our ivy in view from our conservatory and the female has been in the nest for over a week. Not any more thanks to these winged vermin. Shouldn't upset me, as it's nature, but it does. Twats. Maybe move out of Newcastle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Harry Potter said: I dont like flying , bad enough driving in Edinburgh now Being in the air is fine, it’s everything else that’s the problem. Getting there about 5 hours in advance, checking in, security, overpriced food and drink etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 2 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: Magpie. Twat. Enough about Jenny Hanley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Just now, Nookie Bear said: Being in the air is fine, it’s everything else that’s the problem. Getting there about 5 hours in advance, checking in, security, overpriced food and drink etc The security ‘personnel’ at EDI calling everyone ‘guys’ or ‘pal’ is a whinge of ours. Especially when they call my wife these ‘names’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Preferred the dark haired lassie but canny mind her name. Susan Stranks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Howay the lads... You shoulda seen us coming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 47 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said: Being in the air is fine, it’s everything else that’s the problem. Getting there about 5 hours in advance, checking in, security, overpriced food and drink etc They always seem to have the heating pumped up at Edinburgh Airport. It also seems to be far too small considering the numbers now going through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Ffs I just found a beer in the freezer from last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Cling film....aarrrgghh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: 3 hours stuck on a plane on the tarmac at Edinburgh yesterday thanks to these twat French wanks having another strike. Lazy turds. Feck the lot of them. Then being made to pay for water by Ryanair. I know..... Ryanair. They will charge you for taking a slash next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: 3 hours stuck on a plane on the tarmac at Edinburgh yesterday thanks to these twat French wanks having another strike. Lazy turds. Feck the lot of them. Then being made to pay for water by Ryanair. I know..... Ryanair. They will charge you for taking a slash next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Horatio Caine said: Cling film....aarrrgghh! Cling film isn't a problem. The problem is people that don't realise (or ignore) that it has split and just keep turning it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: It's about time thon Macron erse sorted the toerags out. But he's another useless prick. 89% of the French population agree with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 10 hours ago, Horatio Caine said: Cling film....aarrrgghh! Buy one of these. Saves a lot of bother. I've been using them for about 10 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 I get a free lunch every day at work. Most folk sit in the canteen and eat together but I take a box in and take the scran back to my desk, as do a few other people, so I can get some peace and look at the internet. Don't speak to me when I'm eating my ****ing lunch. It does my tits in. I'm sitting there clearly not wanting to chat but the ****ers insist on gabbing at me. They're so terrible at reading social cues. And while I'm at work stuff, there's this horrible woman at my work, honestly she's a total arsehole and looks like Jabba the Hut. And she does this thing where she gets a pen lid and twists and rubs it in her ear to get the wax out! Completelt shamelessly in front of folk. It's revolting. We're close to having an intervention. I hate her so much. I need a holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 On 07/05/2019 at 13:07, Morgan said: The security ‘personnel’ at EDI calling everyone ‘guys’ or ‘pal’ is a whinge of ours. Especially when they call my wife these ‘names’. Just disrespectful. Don't they know to address you both as Wing commander and Baroness Morgan? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 4 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Just disrespectful. Don't they know to address you both as Wing commander and Baroness Morgan? ? Spiffing post, old boy. Absolutely bang on old chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Fell off my scooter at the skate park. Grazed hands along with a grazed and bruised hip. I think I'm too old for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 2 hours ago, IronJambo said: Fell off my scooter at the skate park. Grazed hands along with a grazed and bruised hip. I think I'm too old for this. Sorry, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 11 hours ago, Riddley Walker said: I get a free lunch every day at work. Most folk sit in the canteen and eat together but I take a box in and take the scran back to my desk, as do a few other people, so I can get some peace and look at the internet. Don't speak to me when I'm eating my ****ing lunch. It does my tits in. I'm sitting there clearly not wanting to chat but the ****ers insist on gabbing at me. They're so terrible at reading social cues. And while I'm at work stuff, there's this horrible woman at my work, honestly she's a total arsehole and looks like Jabba the Hut. And she does this thing where she gets a pen lid and twists and rubs it in her ear to get the wax out! Completelt shamelessly in front of folk. It's revolting. We're close to having an intervention. I hate her so much. I need a holiday. Manky cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 2 hours ago, IronJambo said: Fell off my scooter at the skate park. Grazed hands along with a grazed and bruised hip. I think I'm too old for this. I hope this is true. If it is, you deserved worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 2 hours ago, IronJambo said: Fell off my scooter at the skate park. Grazed hands along with a grazed and bruised hip. I think I'm too old for this. You must be younger than I thought. Unless it was a mobility scooter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 3 hours ago, IronJambo said: Fell off my scooter at the skate park. Grazed hands along with a grazed and bruised hip. I think I'm too old for this. And you knock your mother-in-law? You were on a scooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 (edited) Bunch of bawbags. Aye, I'm 40 and I've got a scooter that I stand on and push with my other foot. My wee boy started boosting off on his when he was 3 and it was join him or run after him. I don't really care if I look like a tit, I'm just being a daddy. He loves the skate park now and ironically he had a really bad accident on his scooter there last week (clashed with a teenager on a BMX) and lost 2 teeth and a huge chunk out his lip. Was a mad amount of blood. That was an a&e trip followed by plastic surgery to put his lip back together. Took him back there this morning when nobody was around and the front wheel on my scooter slipped on a turn and put me on my arse. I was glad for the helmet that I only wear to lead by example. I'm really struggling with my hip ? Edited May 11, 2019 by IronJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 13 hours ago, IronJambo said: Fell off my scooter at the skate park. Grazed hands along with a grazed and bruised hip. I think I'm too old for this. Here's me in Warsaw a couple of weeks ago forgetting to act my age and coming a cropper, drinks had been taken so the pain at the time was minimal. Shitebag of a mate just happened to have his phone out at the time. ps, had a kebab in my hand at the time and not a bit of it hit the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 17 hours ago, Lemongrab said: You must be younger than I thought. Unless it was a mobility scooter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 I put a £10 bet on at the start of the season with a return of £1100. Man City to win the league Middlesbrough to finish top 6 Sunderland to get promoted MK Dons to get promoted Salford to get promoted Rangers to win the league (without Celtic) Barcelona to win the league Juventus to win the league. At the moment, six selections are up, Man City are likely to win the league and Sunderland are 1 up after the playoff semi 1st leg. It’s looking increasingly likely that Middlesbrough missing out on top six by one point (technically two points due to GD) is all that’s screwed me over. My cash out would at least have been decent. In short, Middlesbrough can go **** themselves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 9 hours ago, graygo said: Here's me in Warsaw a couple of weeks ago forgetting to act my age and coming a cropper, drinks had been taken so the pain at the time was minimal. Shitebag of a mate just happened to have his phone out at the time. ps, had a kebab in my hand at the time and not a bit of it hit the floor. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 52 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Twats in Málaga on battery operated scooters, cyclists and utter tadgers and fuds on these feckin Segway things. On the pavements. Utter welts. Carnage and fisticuffs could ensue. Selfish arseholes. Clear you inbox please. Ta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: Twats in Málaga on battery operated scooters, cyclists and utter tadgers and fuds on these feckin Segway things. On the pavements. Utter welts. Carnage and fisticuffs could ensue. Selfish arseholes. I was in fuertaventura last year and hired a battery moped with my daughter. On the long path next to the sea there is a section specifically marked out for cyclists and moped riders. Not once did I have to slow for pedestrians as their section was wide enough, as was ours, so we never encroached each other's path. A simple solution to what is making you seethe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Are you allowed to seethe about posters and their behaviour off of here or is that not the done thing chaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, sadj said: Are you allowed to seethe about posters and their behaviour off of here or is that not the done thing chaps? Expand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 The kids in the latest Andrex advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Just now, Sooperstar said: Expand! Glad you asked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 24 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Expand! 23 minutes ago, Morgan said: Glad you asked! Latest twitter spats and their allegations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Just now, sadj said: Latest twitter spats and their allegations Och, was looking for something more erm.... juicy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Morgan said: Och, was looking for something more erm.... juicy!! ?Like the last juicy things i sent ya ? Edited May 12, 2019 by sadj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 1 minute ago, sadj said: ?Like the last juicy things i sent ya ? Exactly like them, thanks very much!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 People, drivers, everything, all set me seethin, think i, need help, son going fishing ragin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: People, drivers, everything, all set me seethin, think i, need help, son going fishing ragin Keep calm, Harold. You should have gone fishing with Junior!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Pricks that hang their dog shit in black bags from trees or at the side of the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Just now, Morgan said: Keep calm, Harold. You should have gone fishing with Junior!! Least its warm, normally goes in December, wee story, his pal said lets take a dingy off cramond island , they did in the middle of the forth, drifted to granton,Hobo/Jambo true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, sadj said: Pricks that hang their dog shit in black bags from trees or at the side of the road. Never catch them, waited for days at that tree , nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Never catch them, waited for days at that tree , nope ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, sadj said: Pricks that hang their dog shit in black bags from trees or at the side of the road. Happens here too, feckin arseholes. 1 minute ago, Harry Potter said: Never catch them, waited for days at that tree , nope You stood beside a tree for three days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 48 minutes ago, Morgan said: Happens here too, feckin arseholes. You stood beside a tree for three days? Wee wee mate , banging car door shut shut it. and stair doors, might bang mine ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Wee wee mate , banging car door shut shut it. and stair doors, might bang mine ha ha I've heard of **** buddies. Is that some...erm...err...wetter version of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: I've heard of **** buddies. Is that some...erm...err...wetter version of that? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Just noticed that my subscription has ran out! Going to have to slum it with the freeloaders for a week or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 2 hours ago, iantjambo said: Just noticed that my subscription has ran out! Going to have to slum it with the freeloaders for a week or two You pay for this shit? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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