luckyBatistuta Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Parking ticket in Dundee today [emoji38] Rage. In. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk You're not the only one. My friend and her dad got one too. Looks like they caught a whole bunch of jambo's. Yet another reason I'd be happy to watch it burn to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 "Restaurants" that have music blaring at nightclub levels. Was in Chiquitos at Fountain Park pre cinema tonight feck sake! Also honourable mention to Las Iguanas which was even worse. NB Circumstances dictated the choice of these *restaurants* would not normally consider them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 The wife who brings back thin sliced bread. It's not bread it's a wafer made of dough FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 You're not the only one. My friend and her dad got one too. Looks like they caught a whole bunch of jambo's. If its not the cooncil bin it, the private sharks have no rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 If its not the cooncil bin it, the private sharks have no rights. It was a council ticket so they'll have to pay up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InNothingWeTrust Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 (edited) Parking ticket in Dundee today [emoji38] Rage. In. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk A Dundee United fan at work was raging about this. Apparently it's only recently changed as he's parked in the same street for years when going to games and only got a ticket earlier this season. Edited October 1, 2017 by InNothingWeTrust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpson Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Parking ticket in Dundee today [emoji38] Rage. In. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk The trick is park in an area too rough for the traffic warden to venture ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 The trick is park in an area too rough for the traffic warden to venture !I did! Dundee! Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpson Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 I did! Dundee! Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk touch? ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Really want to see new Blade Runner but the Mrs is refusing to go as it's not her type of film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Really want to see new Blade Runner but the Mrs is refusing to go as it's not her type of film Go on your own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Really want to see new Blade Runner but the Mrs is refusing to go as it's not her type of film Bin her and get an upgrade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When your work don?t put your overtime through as the person covering the payroll doesn?t know how to input it. But the same person seems to know how to take off a deduction the same week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Go on your own? Vowed never to do that however my mate was over sitting his football coaching badges at Slough. I drove up with him and went to watch The Ring whilst he was doing the course. Ended up throwing my popcorn all over myself early in the film [emoji85] Bin her and get an upgrade? What about the kids ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 (edited) What about the kids ?? How badly do you want to see the film? Edited October 4, 2017 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 How badly do you want to see the film? Yep going on my own [emoji23][emoji1303] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 The wee man has just drawn all over the living room walls in crayon. Guess who is painting this weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 The wee man has just drawn all over the living room walls in crayon. Guess who is painting this weekend? Hope it was FTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Hope it was FTH Well, if I'd had anything to do with it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Well, if I'd had anything to do with it... Maybe this is all a cover up. He's went and had one beer too many and drawn FTH on his wall and coz he's shit scared of his Mrs, he's gone and blamed it on the wee man. Call the social services I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Maybe this is all a cover up. He's went and had one beer too many and drawn FTH on his wall and coz he's shit scared of his Mrs, he's gone and blamed it on the wee man. Call the social services I say. Agreed. Better safe than sorry in situations like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 It was green crayon. Wondering why there was green crayons in the house anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 It was green crayon. Wondering why there was green crayons in the house anyway! Oh my God, he wasn't munching them was he?? He might have caught hibs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 It was green crayon. Wondering why there was green crayons in the house anyway! Green crayon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 It was green crayon. Wondering why there was green crayons in the house anyway! Any decent parent would have removed all green crayons from the box. You've failed your child. For shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 The wee man has just drawn all over the living room walls in crayon. Guess who is painting this weekend? He's just drawn all over the place with crayons, and you're going to let him loose with paint this weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Any decent parent would have removed all green crayons from the box. You've failed your child. For shame. My wife's bogies' are purpley mauve in colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Any decent parent would have removed all green crayons from the box. You've failed your child. For shame. Indeed he has He's just drawn all over the place with crayons, and you're going to let him loose with paint this weekend? brilliant My wife's bogies' are purpley mauve in colour. And seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 My wife's bogies' are purpley mauve in colour. But see, bogies are horrible,slimy disgusting things and therefore can't be any colour other than green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 He's just drawn all over the place with crayons, and you're going to let him loose with paint this weekend? He's a wee dick. Not mine I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 But see, bogies are horrible,slimy disgusting things and therefore can't be any colour other than green. Thanks for that. Do Hibs also play in brown and, if so, what is your explanation for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Thanks for that. Do Hibs also play in brown and, if so, what is your explanation for that? Some things are beyond the realms of human knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 The wee man has just drawn all over the living room walls in crayon. Guess who is painting this weekend? I never swear in front of my kids however we've got really thick lined curtains in the lounge. We were playing hide and seek (kids) and I hid behind one of them and there was pen all on the reverse side. I gave away my position when I let out a loud "wtf". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 (edited) I never swear in front of my kids however we've got really thick lined curtains in the lounge. We were playing hide and seek (kids) and I hid behind one of them and there was pen all on the reverse side. I gave away my position when I let out a loud "wtf".This seriously made me edit: still laughing Edited October 5, 2017 by luckyBatistuta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 (edited) This seriously made me edit: still laughing Same. Just picturing an innocent and happy game of hide and seek with the kids turning into an utter rage-fest. Edited October 5, 2017 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Same. Just picturing an innocent and happy game of hide and seek with the kids turning into an utter rage-fest. Yup, pretty much what I pictured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 The whole Big Country back catalogue was on YouTube the other day, now none of them are available. I don't know what record label own the rights to their tunes but they are one of the hardest bands to listen to on YouTube. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Driving near Craigleith, going up hill, gave it a bit of rev to get up said hill. Wifey crossing the road with her man shouts Its twenty miles an hour round here at me. Seriously? I was doing about 15mph given I'd just turned the corner. Gave me unnecessary seethe. The whole 20mph thing is a nonsense on some wide roads with barely a pedestrian in sight. I am all for it near schools during school hours but having cars having to drive around often in third gear is ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glottis Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Is there a new thing where certain drivers can't turn a corner properly? I've been behind a crazy amount of cars recently who go down to about 3mph as they turn. Everyone goes slower when turning but this is ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Is there a new thing where certain drivers can't turn a corner properly? I've been behind a crazy amount of cars recently who go down to about 3mph as they turn. Everyone goes slower when turning but this is ridiculous I?ve noticed this as well , tend to find they?ve also bought a car without indicators as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Yep going on my own [emoji23][emoji1303] I would have gone with you, i dont get out much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The whole 20mph thing is a nonsense on some wide roads with barely a pedestrian in sight. I am all for it near schools during school hours but having cars having to drive around often in third gear is ridiculous. Seems like a fortnight to drive down drumbrae drive now, whats that all about, its a main road as is St johns road, madness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 I would have gone with you, i dont get out much. Haha she?s going now. Nap she?ll hate it though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Parents who allow their children to run about in a supermarket as if it were a playground. I keep hoping one of the little ***** runs face first in to a trolley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Haha she?s going now. Nap she?ll hate it though! Nothing worse than watching something that you have chosen and the other person wasn't keen to watch. Spend half the time wondering if they're enjoying it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Nothing worse than watching something that you have chosen and the other person wasn't keen to watch. Spend half the time wondering if they're enjoying it or not. Agreed and we?ve got such different tastes when it comes to films. I?d happily go to this one on my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Parents who allow their children to run about in a supermarket as if it were a playground. I keep hoping one of the little ***** runs face first in to a trolley. I saw a woman going tonto in my local Tesco as one of the staff told her that her kids couldn?t ride their bikes and scooters in the shop. Ranting on about their rights as children. Bampot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Listening to a podcast on the bus and thinking that I?m going mental as it?s playing to fast only to do a quick google to discover there?s a control on the app to choose the playback speed. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 I would have gone with you, i dont get out much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 The shite on some sites that?s being passed off as truth/facts. Unbelievably gorgeous my arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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