IronJambo Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Cleaning and tidying up for other people. I share a flat, and my boyfriend stays a lot but neither my flat mate nor my boyfriend are that proactive in keeping the place **** and span. I try not to get uptight about it, but on a day like today, post League Cup horror, I just know that tonight when I go home the trail of mess they leave behind is going to push me over the edge. I'm absolutely seething right now thinking about it in fact Your boyfriend's going to have to get you telt. You'll never make a good wife if you cannie clear up after him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Seething, son just used up the milk, black coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Seething, son just used up the milk, black coffee.Deserves a skelp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Panic attacks! Every time GW posts in the 'new burds' thread I break out in sweats worrying about opening it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Deserves a skelp. Bags packed , oot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Bags packed , oot. You're leaving because there's no milk Harold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Sitting on a bus having to listen to a wee laddie sitting behind us eating sweets as tho they are ****ing bricks . Is it beyond his dad/carer to ask or tell him to eat quietly starting with shuting his gob whilst chewing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Your boyfriend's going to have to get you telt. You'll never make a good wife if you cannie clear up after him. Touch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 the fact that there is a 5th yes 5th sharknado film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 (edited) the fact that there is a 5th yes 5th sharknado filmBut no Birdemic 3 as promised. Edited August 3, 2017 by peter_hmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 ****ing Facebook telling me to wish my dead mate happy birthday. Might as well have said "Have a great weekend, and oh... did you remember that your mate killed himself last year". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 (edited) . Dp Edited August 5, 2017 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Every single "Pub in New York/Paris/Tranent/The Gaza Strip showing the game" thread. Yes, we ****ing get it, you're on holiday. No one is ****ing impressed by that. Wasn't there a thread specially for that at one point? Every week there are at least 3 threads which is just a way to say "look at me". Fuds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Every single "Pub in New York/Paris/Tranent/The Gaza Strip showing the game" thread. Yes, we ******* get it, you're on holiday. No one is ******* impressed by that. Wasn't there a thread specially for that at one point? Every week there are at least 3 threads which is just a way to say "look at me". Fuds. Absolutely and not a single word of a lie. I also don't get that if these people have internet then why not watch it online instead of hunting around on the off chance. They are pricks regardless though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Every single "Pub in New York/Paris/Tranent/The Gaza Strip showing the game" thread. Yes, we ******* get it, you're on holiday. No one is ******* impressed by that. Wasn't there a thread specially for that at one point? Every week there are at least 3 threads which is just a way to say "look at me". Fuds. Couldn't agree more tian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Totally agree and when I am in New York and Boston I will not be drawing attention to it. You're going to New York and Boston? You should have mentioned it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Every single "Pub in New York/Paris/Tranent/The Gaza Strip showing the game" thread. Yes, we ******* get it, you're on holiday. No one is ******* impressed by that. Wasn't there a thread specially for that at one point? Every week there are at least 3 threads which is just a way to say "look at me". Fuds. Someone had to say it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Another thing I don't get is people asking on a Hearts FC forum how to get tickets for foreign games. If there's one place that's a go-to when trying to get tickets for Trabzonspor vs Alanyaspor, it's an Edinburgh football forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Another thing I don't get is people asking on a Hearts FC forum how to get tickets for foreign games. If there's one place that's a go-to when trying to get tickets for Trabzonspor vs Alanyaspor, it's an Edinburgh football forum. It's like 'I'm going to a game in a foreign country, look,at me'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Tourist in the town today. A few spits of rain and up go the umbrellas on the overcrowded pavements. You are not going to get a soaking when it is hardly raining at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 In all seriousness its a feckin joke. Look at me. Look at me. I can afford to go away while some people do not have a tatter to their arse as my dear old Nan used to say. Mind you The Shed is great compared to that feckin Terrace. Used to have great posters, and still does to a degree but feck me the stench of pant wetting and vermin really gets on my tits. Of course I knew you were joking mate. If I hadn't there's no way I've have replied to your post like that. The Terrace is not good the now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 I have a stomach bug / food poisoning. I feel like someone has given me a good kicking, can't eat and can barely drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 I have a stomach bug / food poisoning. I feel like someone has given me a good kicking, can't eat and can barely drink. Nothing worse. I can fully sympathise. Get well soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 I have a stomach bug / food poisoning. I feel like someone has given me a good kicking, can't eat and can barely drink. An excuse to throw your family out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Grown men on holiday wearing straw trilbies and brightly coloured plastic sunglasses. Arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 An excuse to throw your family out? Cruel but valid point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 An excuse to throw your family out? blame it on stress due to the unruly and indisciplined child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Cruel but valid point. "I don't want you going back to Australia with food poisoning. They'll probably consider you a biohazard and put you in quarantine at the airport and by the time you get out you'll have lost your jobs and they'll have repossessed your house. So, get packing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 "I don't want you going back to Australia with food poisoning. They'll probably consider you a biohazard and put you in quarantine at the airport and by the time you get out you'll have lost your jobs and they'll have repossessed your house. So, get packing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 "I don't want you going back to Australia with food poisoning. They'll probably consider you a biohazard and put you in quarantine at the airport and by the time you get out you'll have lost your jobs and they'll have repossessed your house. So, **** off!" FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 I have a stomach bug / food poisoning. I feel like someone has given me a good kicking, can't eat and can barely drink. Any idea what caused it? It's happened to me twice; once in Sao Paulo and once in Bangkok. All I wanted to do was lie down and die, but I had to go to work, then get on a plane afterwards. I was terrified I was going to have an accident on the plane. I never figured out what caused the problem in either case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Any idea what caused it? It's happened to me twice; once in Sao Paulo and once in Bangkok. All I wanted to do was lie down and die, but I had to go to work, then get on a plane afterwards. I was terrified I was going to have an accident on the plane. I never figured out what caused the problem in either case. Noroviruses are often involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 An excuse to throw your family out? I was looking forward to going back to work tomorrow to get some peace and quiet. That's not looking likely at the moment as haven't had anything to eat for 36 hours. Luckily they're away out with the in laws today so I've been in bed all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggieb Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Nothing worse than spewing up and pishing oot yet erse at the same time. Speedy recovery mate. ah , a feeling of usefulness has hit my head and i need to share, stuck for space in the french house we bought, my mrs wanted just a walk in shower room,NOOOOO says I , one day ?.. blah blah , in any case , me , trying to get to grips with shellfish ,proved the need for said accessory, I would recommend a maximum of 600mm between the thrower outer and the thrower dooner and all is possible , good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Noroviruses are often involved. Ah, an old friend, there's nothing like the sudden athletic vomiting a norovirus brings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 The Festival Flyer Crew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Ah, an old friend, there's nothing like the sudden athletic vomiting a norovirus brings I get them about once every three years. I never feel more ill than when I have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 The amount of coverage cricket gets on BBC news/radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 First sick day in about 3 years, how dodgy does that look seeing as I was off last week on annual leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Battery indicator on my iPhone has changed to yellow! Didn't bother me at first however it's starting to grind on me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Battery indicator on my iPhone has changed to yellow! Didn't bother me at first however it's starting to grind on me! Are you on 'low battery mode' ? That's the only time mine is yellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Are you on 'low battery mode' ? That's the only time mine is yellow It must have put it on itself when I updated the iOS the other day [emoji85] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 It must have put it on itself when I updated the iOS the other day [emoji85] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dawnrazor Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Just back from the vets, Labrador hips and elbow x-ray + BVA fee for marking the x-rays ?475.55, should've got another springer!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Getting home from yer 7 mile run with the Mrs feeling magic to then find out neither has picked up their house keys. Phoning a locksmith who uses a piece of plastic and gets the yale lock opened in less than 5 seconds, to then be charged 102 quid plus VAT! Sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Getting home from yer 7 mile run with the Mrs feeling magic to then find out neither has picked up their house keys. Phoning a locksmith who uses a piece of plastic and gets the yale lock opened in less than 5 seconds, to then be charged 102 quid plus VAT! Sake Sounds steep. Someone I knew was charged ?55 (including VAT), for exactly the same one Sunday morning last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Sounds steep. Someone I knew was charged ?55 (including VAT), for exactly the same one Sunday morning last year. Tbh he saved me caving my door in and not having to replace locks so wasn't too bad and he did state that price over the phone so couldn't complain too much about it. Was still gutted tho as it was literally a 5 second job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Getting home from yer 7 mile run with the Mrs feeling magic to then find out neither has picked up their house keys. Phoning a locksmith who uses a piece of plastic and gets the yale lock opened in less than 5 seconds, to then be charged 102 quid plus VAT! Sake Be a better day today pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Be a better day today pal. Working the day after 6 weeks holiday over the summer. I seriously doubt that It's only a couple of hours in my head office mind so no too taxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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