Ortarkod Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I think you mean, "e.g."... Off for a snooze on the underground; regenerate my cells for a night on the juice. Doubly so because I deliberately learned what they meant while bored in English class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Ach Floyd, you big (wee) spoilsport. Next time I'm recreating old Hearts goals in your back garden with an imaginary fitba, I'm going to put an imaginary fitba through your window! Another great post, Michael! You really are great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Another great post, Michael! You really are great! LOL everyone, we know each other, here's a funny anecdote to prove it. Top work. Top, top work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 People over the age of 8 who wear those animal hats. **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokyowalnut Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 People who leave the toilet unflushed or the seat soaked in piss!! Gives me the rage everytime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Reckon I've seethed about this in the early pages of this thread, but it happened again today so I'm once again enraged. Busy buses, lots of people standing. I've squeezed in to let people move past me and folk fill in the space I've vacated and don't move, leaving me in an incredibly awkward position with my crotch basically in someone's face. Absolutely seething. Same bus, folk that move to get to the front to get off as soon as the bus departs from the previous stop. It's the main stop that everyone gets off, so half the people they push past are getting off as well. Everyone that wants off will get off, why do you need to be at the front straight away? Just wait til the bus pulls in and move to the front with the crowd. I absolutely hate when I'm waiting to get off and folk push past me to get off. Buses are for absolute scum bags and I hate that I'm one of them. Why they ever got rid of the second set of doors I'll never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Train fare rises on the promise of improved service, better facilities, blah, blah, blah; only for said train service to have worse punctuality than this time last year after a price hike based on the same false promises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Folk putting bags/papers on empty seats on buses/trains. G T F O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 People who snowblade. People who ski in Jester hats. Late teen/early 20s British skiers who are utterly shite and are pretty much a disgrace to the sport. Families of skiers who fall or zig zag en masse across a slope. Any combination of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 The boyfriend leaving wet towels all over the bloody flat. One day I WILL strangle him with one of them. You read it here first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Girls on people's shoulders at gigs. They're always infront of me. They're never even into the frigging music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 THE BLOODY REPLACEMENT BUS SERVICE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_bolton Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 LOL everyone, we know each other, here's a funny anecdote to prove it. Top work. Top, top work. Still furious? Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Still furious? Brilliant. If that helps you sleep at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Still furious? Brilliant. You sure did get him! Fitba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 People who get money for Easter. **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 People who get money for Easter. **** off. Got a fiver from my gran. You mad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 So much rage and anger around it seems! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomuzz Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 No idea if its been mentioned but when you get the feeling of a really big jobby coming, know its going to be a belter only to be confronted with a pasty mess that's unbelivbly dissapointing. Fsfs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Somebody walking in when Im getting my end away in a Dundee kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgey55 Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Somebody walking in when Im getting my end away in a Dundee kitchen. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgey55 Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 No idea if its been mentioned but when you get the feeling of a really big jobby coming, know its going to be a belter only to be confronted with a pasty mess that's unbelivbly dissapointing. Fsfs. And half a roll of bog roll to clean up. Blood orange .com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 No idea if its been mentioned but when you get the feeling of a really big jobby coming, know its going to be a belter only to be confronted with a pasty mess that's unbelivbly dissapointing. Fsfs. Probably not previously mentioned because what you've just described is plain weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Probably not previously mentioned because what you've just described is plain weird. You know you've crossed a line when AJ pulls you up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 The Baby Seal batterer claiming Jambomuzz's post is weird. Not a great week for you, eh Muzz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambojoe1874 Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 People who stink, like really stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 (edited) I drew two pictures of rabbits. One had sunglasses on and the other was in space. Buggered if I can find either. Edited April 2, 2013 by Cigaro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Being knackered knowing I've got a 12 hour day tomorrow and not being able to get to sleep. It's currently happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Ignorant ****s who don't bother to let people off the subway first before trying to barge on. You'll be getting an elbow in your throat for your trouble. Old women in big cities. Invariably rent-controlled *****. Just because you've got a face like a used hankie doesn't mean you can't see there's a queue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Ignorant ****s who don't bother to let people off the subway first before trying to barge on. You'll be getting an elbow in your throat for your trouble. Old women in big cities. Invariably rent-controlled *****. Just because you've got a face like a used hankie doesn't mean you can't see there's a queue. I take it you were at work or Yankee stadium, or both, today. Guid seethin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I take it you were at work or Yankee stadium, or both, today. Guid seethin'. Check the hangover thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Standing for ages at a bar trying to get served only to realise that the clique in the corner are getting all the attention from the bar staff.GTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdougg Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 The goth\rock chick on the bus tapping her dms & playing air guitar... Really?! The whole leaving the toilet unflushed gets my goat aswell. Lazy, lazy people. Wash your hands after you're done aswell. Just plain manky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 People who rip up paper/barmats then put them in their empty pint glass *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Flatmates being messy *****. Keep your mess in your ******* room. And do the ******* dishes for once you stupid *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 until returning home tonight I had thought this thread was pointless, however.................. is it a West Lothian thing but why do people in my street seem to take some sort of joy by keeping their wheelie bins in FRONT of their houses? we have large back gardens, everyone has outside access to these, so why do you think I want to see and when the wind blows, hear yours flapping about. Also we have a wheelie bin store - use it! Oh and to my neighbour - when you see me working on my front and side lawn this summer, think?, do you really think its so that you have a nice piece of lawn to leave my bin on? Either leave my bin alone or leave it on the drive / path Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 (edited) People who fall asleep on car journeys, bus journeys, train journeys etc...it's a sign of weakness. Whats the point being awake whilst travelling? Far better to sleep then so you are fresher when you arrive and can get more stuff done! Plus sign of weakness? Pretty sure it's the mantra of Special Forces around the world to sleep where and when you can, damn sure I'm not calling those guys weak! Edited April 3, 2013 by Ribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Queue for the cash machine. Bird in front of me waits until her turn to go rummaging in her bag for her purse then fumbling to find her card. I could've completed my transaction in that space of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Queue for the cash machine. Bird in front of me waits until her turn to go rummaging in her bag for her purse then fumbling to find her card. I could've completed my transaction in that space of time. Again a female, checked her bank statement, took money out, took second card out, repeated process Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Moss Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Queue for the cash machine. Bird in front of me waits until her turn to go rummaging in her bag for her purse then fumbling to find her card. I could've completed my transaction in that space of time. This also applies to shops. I don't know if it's just me, but when I buy stuff, I have a fairly accurate idea of how much it will cost, and will look out the rough money before the transaction (if I'm paying with cash) or have my card ready. Can't stand people that wait to be told the price of something before they then look out their purse/wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 (edited) Standing in post office queue's with legions of OAPs in front of you, you just know its going to be a long wait as they not only have a "Jeremy Kyle" like conversation with the post office sever but manage to conjure up every available service, when all one wants is a stamp. Edited April 3, 2013 by maroonlegions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Getting to work after a few days off to find EVERYTHING that requires using half a brain cell has been left for you to do with not enough time to do it in. For example, an income support application that has to be in for tomorrow. That's not going to happen now is it?! If you can't do something ring your ******* senior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 That reminds me Lou, folk in the office moaning about having too much work and too little time when it's really just a case of piss poor time management! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 The self service tills in Morrisons. They're ******* shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Shite project managers too. The ones who forget you're not in the office the next few days but still try to shovel 10 briefs on to your desk. Tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Being behind arzholes in the checkout who insist on letting the checkout operator pack their shopping for them, oblivious to how busy the shop is as they stand making idle chit chat with the lassie on the till and adding 10 minutes to the shopping "experience" had this twice in the last week... t w a t s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Getting to work after a few days off to find EVERYTHING that requires using half a brain cell has been left for you to do with not enough time to do it in. For example, an income support application that has to be in for tomorrow. That's not going to happen now is it?! If you can't do something ring your ******* senior. No doubt said I.S. application requires further verification to support the claim that no one has bothered to request from the applicant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Birds that ******* cheep all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgey55 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Went to the Shell Garage yesterday morning before heading to work. Was quite busy, and I was in a bit of a rush. Queue was about 7 or 8 deep, 2 of which were lorry drivers and their fuel cards along with the 20 questions from the ONE cashier. I was in a wee bit of a hurry, and the large laddie was fannyin about beside the lassie serving. When it eventually came to me to be served (by the wee lasssie), he shouted on the next person! Was only 2 folk behind me too. Fud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Self service machines for me too. Worst thing about them is you get a lot of attitude from people in the shop, as if your an idiot because your taking your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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