ArcticJambo Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Went to the Shell Garage yesterday morning before heading to work. Was quite busy, and I was in a bit of a rush. Queue was about 7 or 8 deep, 2 of which were lorry drivers and their fuel cards along with the 20 questions from the ONE cashier. I was in a wee bit of a hurry, and the large laddie was fannyin about beside the lassie serving. When it eventually came to me to be served (by the wee lasssie), he shouted on the next person! Was only 2 folk behind me too. Fud! Hope you told him to save his fannying around for quieter times. I used to be quite patient with folks like that but now I'll tell it like it is. Unfortunately when you've got an economy which now almost entirely revolves around the service industry it's inevitable that we get nobs like that everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Wee kids that come up to you when you're playing pool and start throwing the balls about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 People who text in the cinema. Can you not put your phone away for two hours?! I'm no even talking about folk my age or younger. This was a woman who was about 40. Not only texting but showing her partner the texts and then showing him pictures of a signed celtic tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Supermarkets that don't have enough staff on the tills. Dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 People who look at other people's texts and pictures while in the cinema. Can I not get some privacy here?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Top work here MB, top, top work!!! Your younger brother would be very proud of this work. Much as it hurts me to say it, the boy was bang on the cash, poor trolling from a few on here - his wee brother would indeed be proud of him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) Initially it does appear that he got a few bites but I refuse to believe that arguments on forums, especially about such petty issues, really bring up the level of tension and irritation that is created in the reader's mind. It is merely a virtual duel to see who can bait the other most effectively, usually ending with two similar characters in front of their monitors equally satisfied with the 'seethe' they believe to have induced from within their rival. Which leads me on to my point whilst I'm here. Internet, predominantly Facebook, arguments that are taken seriously, normally by those occupying the lower end of the social scale. Words deemed IMPORTANT are usually displayed using capital letters with lots of full stops........and commas,,,,,,,,,, spread out in between. This usually involves females. No wait, I stand corrected, he still thinks you're a ######! I reckon MB was genuinely raging though (living in a third world country with pish Internet does that to a man) . I hope those arguing with him were trying to troll'! Edited May 11, 2013 by A Boy Named Crow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 No wait, I stand corrected, he still thinks you're a ######! I reckon MB was genuinely raging though (living in a third world country with pish Internet does that to a man) . I hope those arguing with him were trying to troll'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Supermarkets that don't have enough staff on the tills. Dicks. That is annoying. My local Waitrose Asda has hundreds of staff milling around chatting while I have to self scan my trolley load. Every third or fourth item pings up some sort of warning meaning I can't scan any more until a member of staff OK's it, then after a while they have the cheek to look exasperated at me. Vermin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Numbers Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I'm gonna second the girls on shoulders at gigs post a page or so ago. Was at a gig last year & had 3 6 foot lassies standing next to me with their boyfriends, also 6 foot+, posh totty model-looking types, guys looked like they were straight out of a catalogue lol. Spent ages photographing each other with their backs to the gig, then all 3 climbed on their BFs shoulders & started dancing around up there, dunno why but I was absolutely seething at them, probably because they were so into themselves rather than the music. Would have given my right arm for one of 'em to have fallen off & landed among the spilled beer. Thats another annoying thing at gigs - People drinking in the standing area - fecking hate it, empty plastic cups & glasses rolling about, sticky floor etc. Also hate getting showered in beer when the pissheads in front of me start waving their beer glasses in the air while jumping up & down - twats. Had all of the above at a wee festival in Inveraray last summer - was right raging by the end of the gig! Band were excellent as always mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Telford college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 That is annoying. My local Waitrose Asda has hundreds of staff milling around chatting while I have to self scan my trolley load. Every third or fourth item pings up some sort of warning meaning I can't scan any more until a member of staff OK's it, then after a while they have the cheek to look exasperated at me. Vermin. The Morrison's self service checkouts are a complete joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Folk who pish on toilet seats at work C'mon to **** surely you've been potty trained by now Tinky *******s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Folk who pish on toilet seats at work C'mon to **** surely you've been potty trained by now Tinky *******s This really grinds my gears. Manky gits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 That is annoying. My local Waitrose Asda has hundreds of staff milling around chatting while I have to self scan my trolley load. Every third or fourth item pings up some sort of warning meaning I can't scan any more until a member of staff OK's it, then after a while they have the cheek to look exasperated at me. Vermin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Hearts getting spanked aff Hibs at Tynecastle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Realised I've just wasted a year of my life at college. Worked too much instead of studying, exam tomorrow and I've got nae chance. Feel like reversing over my heed. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Getting yer arse handed to you aff a wee laddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Getting yer arse handed to you aff a wee laddie :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GD_JAMBO Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I pish on public toilet seats just coz I can Enjoy gentlemen :'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I was on the door at a roller derby bout last week. All the seats had been taken and people were starting to stand at the back. A woman came over and asked for my chair for her 'heavily pregnant daughter'. I happily let her take it. Turned around and she'd put her frigging bags on it. The pregnant woman was just stood next to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I was on the door at a roller derby bout last week. All the seats had been taken and people were starting to stand at the back. A woman came over and asked for my chair for her 'heavily pregnant daughter'. I happily let her take it. Turned around and she'd put her frigging bags on it. The pregnant woman was just stood next to it. What's a roller derby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 What's a roller derby? Lesbians on skates, rugby tackling each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 BT Openzone. ****** off will ye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 What's a roller derby? If you can cope with the American accent; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Lesbians on skates, rugby tackling each other. Thought as much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 If you can cope with the American accent; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2W2b1WBmm4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I enjoy it anyway. You learn skills & tricks on skates with the advantage of it being a team sport WITH FULL CONTACT! Nothing better than knocking someone flying after a bad day at work and getting praised for it instead of arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I enjoy it anyway. You learn skills & tricks on skates with the advantage of it being a team sport WITH FULL CONTACT! Nothing better than knocking someone flying after a bad day at work and getting praised for it instead of arrested. Fair enough. Looks utter pish though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Looks utter pish though! So's yer face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 So's yer face. That's Jim Cornette not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 One of these days I'll go to see my local team in action... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 It's popular in Scotland. Edinburgh have got the 'Auld Reekie Roller Girls'. http://arrg.co.uk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 See if i type ''will you chum me uptown for some travelling money'' does anyone else see ''i would love to be dragged round primark on a sunday afternoon'' Fecking women honestly, pain in the arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) Folk in Scotland who dress/walk/act like they've come straight outta compton, with their US state college basketball team caps and trousers hanging just above the knees. Oh, and the repugnant sad-acts who wear Harvard hoodies as though they studied there. Oh, and those plebs who wear faint printed t-shirts featuring names of cities they've clearly never visited, like Miami or San Francisco. Absolutely tragic. Funnily enough, post-Obama, America is now vogue having been hideously out of fashion for the Bush era. Not that they'd realise this, of course. Edited June 25, 2013 by Patrick Bateman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Benteke Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 ******* hayfever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Will. I. Am. *****. Stop putting hashtags in your song and album names you utter bellend. In fact, stop bringing out songs. Your last 10 'hits' have all sounded the ******* same. Shite. And Jessie J. Yeah, you're bald, we get it. Your new video consists of you rubbing your own baldy heed to show how you're so different from the rest even though you're dressed up like any old slag pop star. Pretentious *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Everyone and everything. :seeeeeeeeeeetttttthhhhhhhiiiiiinnnnnnggggg: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Will. I. Am. *****. Stop putting hashtags in your song and album names you utter bellend. In fact, stop bringing out songs. Your last 10 'hits' have all sounded the ******* same. Shite. And Jessie J. Yeah, you're bald, we get it. Your new video consists of you rubbing your own baldy heed to show how you're so different from the rest even though you're dressed up like any old slag pop star. Pretentious *****. This. William is a right annoying c... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Tesco fuel won't get you far eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Midges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Slow greens in JKB WGT tournaments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) Will. I. Am. *****. Stop putting hashtags in your song and album names you utter bellend. In fact, stop bringing out songs. Your last 10 'hits' have all sounded the ******* same. Shite. And Jessie J. Yeah, you're bald, we get it. Your new video consists of you rubbing your own baldy heed to show how you're so different from the rest even though you're dressed up like any old slag pop star. Pretentious *****. Why have you: a) heard all of Will.I.Am's songs b) seen Jessie J's new music video Edited June 25, 2013 by Roger H. Sterling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 The paypal advert with all the shitey cliches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) ******* hayfever Aside from toothache, the most ******* annoying thing in the world. Wait 11 months for some decent weather and when it comes you have to stay inside or else your nose and eyes itch tae ****. And God, for creating hayfever. **** Edited June 25, 2013 by EreWeG0.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Adverts that follow me around the internet. I look at a holiday and the next thing I know I'm getting holiday adverts while reading kickback. **** off. And Amazon. I look up a book on biology and they send me an email saying "You've recently looked at books on biology, you might like these". Aye, I might, but I don't want ******* Amazon creeping around trying to get me to buy things. Also, going into a shop and having folk asking to help me straight away. I know what I've come in for and I can see what else there is and what I might casually buy. If I need help, I'll ask for it. Life these days is a constant "hard sell". I'm happy to give money to Hearts, but just about everything and everybody else can die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Adverts that follow me around the internet. I look at a holiday and the next thing I know I'm getting holiday adverts while reading kickback. **** off. And Amazon. I look up a book on biology and they send me an email saying "You've recently looked at books on biology, you might like these". Aye, I might, but I don't want ******* Amazon creeping around trying to get me to buy things. Also, going into a shop and having folk asking to help me straight away. I know what I've come in for and I can see what else there is and what I might casually buy. If I need help, I'll ask for it. Life these days is a constant "hard sell". I'm happy to give money to Hearts, but just about everything and everybody else can die. That's called remarketing. Stick adblock on your browser or turn off your cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Benteke Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Adverts that follow me around the internet. I look at a holiday and the next thing I know I'm getting holiday adverts while reading kickback. **** off. And Amazon. I look up a book on biology and they send me an email saying "You've recently looked at books on biology, you might like these". Aye, I might, but I don't want ******* Amazon creeping around trying to get me to buy things. Also, going into a shop and having folk asking to help me straight away. I know what I've come in for and I can see what else there is and what I might casually buy. If I need help, I'll ask for it. Life these days is a constant "hard sell". I'm happy to give money to Hearts, but just about everything and everybody else can die. Working in retail I hate doing it but I have to, the pressure you get put under for not approaching customers as soon as they walk in the door is unreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Benteke Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Aside from toothache, the most ******* annoying thing in the world. Wait 11 months for some decent weather and when it comes you have to stay inside or else your nose and eyes itch tae ****. And God, for creating hayfever. **** My eyes are fine this year somehow but my nose won't stop with the snotters and I have constant sneezing fits. Would rather take a boot in the staines than put up with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 My eyes are fine this year somehow but my nose won't stop with the snotters and I have constant sneezing fits. Would rather take a boot in the staines than put up with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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