Gigolo-Aunt Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Tommy Tommy Tommy. If its any consolation, was shaking my ass on the dance floor at 5am this morning to Northern Soul. **** knows what I must have looked like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 It smells horrendous, Beats. ****ing horrendous. Still can't get up to move it Waste of a beer that mate. Stick it in the fridge and have it when you feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 What have you got? Would eat a jobby in a bun if that's all that's open. Would literally kill for a Los Cardos burrito though :pinilla: Thought I had capped it when I swaggered off home without saying goodbye while everyone else went to a flat party, GA. Thought I had capped it. I was wrong. I'm lying in bed with an undrunk bottle of Heineken sitting on the bedside table stinking out the gaff, which I can't even get up to shift. If you think it is safe for me to cook meat products you are off your rocker sunshine get the Heineken down you, will take the edge off it....maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Waste of a beer that mate. Stick it in the fridge and have it when you feel better You animal It's down the sink, pint of Robinson's orange and pineapple on the go. We're going to make it through this one Still ****ing starving though Tommy Tommy Tommy. If its any consolation, was shaking my ass on the dance floor at 5am this morning to Northern Soul. **** knows what I must have looked like. Like a sexy b****** I expect. Wish I had made it to 5am. The industry standard phonecalls will be getting dished out to apologise for my disappearing act Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 You animal It's down the sink, pint of Robinson's orange and pineapple on the go. We're going to make it through this one Still ****ing starving though Tommy Orange juice is the worst thing you can have. You will be spewing within the hour! Chocolate biscuit will sort you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Nonsense! I'm not a spewer anyway, but if diluting juice is going to tip anyone over the edge, might as well put an axe in their head and be done with it As if I have a chocolate biscuit in this rat infested bedsit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Pictures of your food cupboard plz Tommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 What amateur doesn't have any food in over New Year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 The kind of amateur who went back to his mum's on Christmas Eve and hasn't cooked since In my food cupboard, I have: 1 x box of Oatcakes 1 x Small tin Heinz baked beans 4 x tins tuna 4 x minestrone cup a soup 40 x earl grey tea bags 1 x half used tube of tomato puree Oh, and mushrooms, onion, potatoes and a **** off 7 quid fillet steak for tea the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 The kind of amateur who went back to his mum's on Christmas Eve and hasn't cooked since In my food cupboard, I have: 1 x box of Oatcakes 1 x Small tin Heinz baked beans 4 x tins tuna 4 x minestrone cup a soup 40 x earl grey tea bags 1 x half used tube of tomato puree Oh, and mushrooms, onion, potatoes and a **** off 7 quid fillet steak for tea the night If you have bread in, you have yourself a cracking wee lunch with the above. Obviously making it is going to be a bit of a Roy Aitken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 (edited) Bread? I'll crack the jokes GA, of course I don't have bread Edited January 1, 2013 by Tommy Wiseau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Pot Noodle and a hand shandy it is then, Tommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 No bread? Beans and oatcakes will see you right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Done and done. And I mean done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 In fairness, by the way, usually it is a veritable bounty in the Wiseau residence, but Tesco's was like a George Romero film yesterday and I was fecked if I was getting a shop in those conditions. Woman working there asked us to move when I was in the queue because the middle aisle was blocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Done and done. And I mean done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Knew you would get that reference Can't steal any patter around here with you nicking from the same sources Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 Nonsense! I'm not a spewer anyway, but if diluting juice is going to tip anyone over the edge, might as well put an axe in their head and be done with it As if I have a chocolate biscuit in this rat infested bedsit I'm a spewer Tommy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Condolences Beats Rumours Los Cardos is open, I'm getting the hoodie on and venturing out for a snoop. Next time you see me I'll hopefully have outrageous amounts of Mexican food with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I'm a spewer Tommy I'm so glad I'm not a spewer. Good chance I would hardly drink. I HATE throwing up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Sickening amount of mexican food in front of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Sickening amount of mexican food in front of me I starting reading your posts today on this thread thinking this Now I've got a hankerin' for some Mexican food, and am a bit jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Every time I fart I have check my boxer shorts for splatter marks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I feel I've taken kickback on a journey today, kirky. There have been highs and mostly lows, but it was a timeless story for the ages. Almost disappointing I am back to fitness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Feeling fine today. The wife was good enough to say that she'd take it easy last night so she'd be fine to drive today so you can imagine my surprise as I went to get get my 3rd bottle of beer to see her getting stuck into her 2nd bottle of wine while and slamming back a shot. Suffice to say I ended up taking it easier than I intended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rand Paul's Ray Bans Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Feeling pretty splendid after that extended period of hibernation. Now to cap off the recovery with a haggis pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Feeling fine today. The wife was good enough to say that she'd take it easy last night so she'd be fine to drive today so you can imagine my surprise as I went to get get my 3rd bottle of beer to see her getting stuck into her 2nd bottle of wine while and slamming back a shot. Suffice to say I ended up taking it easier than I intended Time to take the Beats initiative, IMO. :beats: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Time to take the Beats initiative, IMO. :beats: Tempting bud. Now I've got the day with her family to look forward to. Going to be 20 odd in her grans 2 bedroom semi. This year's been shite so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Sickening amount of mexican food in front of me The steak pie on offer here at my folks now pales into insignificance. The thought of hammering into some chimichangas and burritos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 (edited) Burrito with chicken, cheese, sour cream and hot salsa, bag of tortillas and a pot of salsa verde and a bottle of fanta. Stop it Tommy :Neville: Edited January 1, 2013 by Tommy Wiseau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Ready to start drinking all over again, too much beer in the fridge, have to make room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Feeling good! Survived the carnival, got the steak pie on, hoping to get the wee yin to bed early then settle down in front of the darts with a few beers. Have to say though, Tommy's Mexican sounds good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Beverages flowing, need to crack open some more after another abject coupon, looking forward to the darts final later. Steak pie and roasties are looking excellent but thanks to Tommy, I'm wishing it was a platter of fajitas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 I've not been rough at all but can't be arsed drinking. Think last week has broken me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fermit the Krog Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Eating's cheating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Burd woke me up at nearly 4pm and I felt like death, she woke me up to say that she'd just got us 2 dominos pizzas delivered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Had a smelly poo and a can of irn bru Feel fine now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Is it just me but who thinks a fry up does work for a hangover cure, had one this morning and felt great after it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I'm finished. Necked a bottle of red to dull the pain. On to the litre of vodka now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Had to go to a family thing Lasted two hours before saying I was coming up the road to do essays. My mum is even worse though. She was up drinking til 4am at my aunties last night and is just sitting round at my grans with her head in her hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 I'm finished. Necked a bottle of red to dull the pain. On to the litre of vodka now. I've just poured bombay sapphire. I'm feeling good Alan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Obviously that steak isn't getting cooked tonight. Looks like a curry will be getting phones ASAP. What a disgrace of a human being Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 Obviously that steak isn't getting cooked tonight. Looks like a curry will be getting phones ASAP. What a disgrace of a human being Good work mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Contemplating cracking open the Brugal for the darts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshed Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 ive just woke up with the hangover from hell and its 9pm at night iam working in the morn as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboBen Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Seriously this is the worst hangover I have ever had, still ill from last night, great night but paying for it big time today, think my party boy days could be at an end lol crist knows what they put in the drink in the Gorgie Suite as I don't I have ever left that place sober lol seriously thinking about packing in the drink for good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siphiwe Tshabalala Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Never went to bed until 6am, got in at half 1, dieing all day. Feel better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 There is a LOT of manupping needing done by most on this thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Good work mate Update: just destroyed a chicken jalfrezi from the Shapla, significant amounts of coca cola and poppadoms in the near future :batemanooh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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