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The in laws are coming over at 12 and I'm ******* dying. Head down the toilet twice already :(

 

What can I do?

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Drink a couple of pints of water. You'll probably spew it back up so drink another if you do. Flush the toxins out!

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Nothing, I'm afraid. I remember being young, used to be able to drink a bottle of vodka straight then wake up the next day without a care in the world. Today I think I'm still feeling the effects of Thursday's session. Oh to be young again.

 

:sob:

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Nothing, I'm afraid. I remember being young, used to be able to drink a bottle of vodka straight then wake up the next day without a care in the world. Today I think I'm still feeling the effects of Thursday's session. Oh to be young again.

 

:sob:

 

 

Once I'm sick I normally feel better but not this time :down:

The Comedian
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The only chance is to do something before you kip. Line the stomach and drink plenty of water. You dry out like a old piece of wood otherwise.

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The only chance is to do something before you kip. Line the stomach and drink plenty of water. You dry out like a old piece of wood otherwise.

 

 

I done well to find my bed nevermind drink water :lol:

 

This is brutal though :down:

The Great Khali
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Being driven to Gleneagles by the father in law the now. He's gettin nae conversation out of me.

 

I'm goobered

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What's a hangover?

 

Folk that don't get hangovers and brag about it are the lowest of the low IMO.

 

:seething:

 

:thumbsup:

JamboCampbell
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Get a Sunday mental coupon on and a few cabs of stella cidre in the freezer!

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What's a hangover?

 

This. :thumbsup:

 

I went out at 2 yesterday and never got in till half 3 this morning.

 

I'm tip top today. :lol:

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Was out at a house party on Friday so yesterday was spent under the covers.

 

Just about to head to a beer garden to do it all over again...

 

:facepalm:

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I'm leaving the house in about half an hour to pick up some cans.

 

Sobriety is for the weak.

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:sob:

 

The in laws are coming over at 12 and I'm ******* dying. Head down the toilet twice already :(

 

What can I do?

 

There is nothing.

 

I had the hangover from hell last Sunday, normally get a slight sore head if anything but every time I opened my eyes I was spewing. Half 7 before I was feeling human, had a chippy then back to bed.

 

Great day!

heartgarfunkel
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I'm leaving the house in about half an hour to pick up some cans.

 

Sobriety is for the weak.

 

Go for a few pints before, and after, the purchase :thumb:

Harry Palmer
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Go for a shite. :thumbsup:

Edited by Arnold
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Sounds like the only way out is to have a few hairs of the dog. Not sure what your in laws will say when they turn up and you are stinking of booze with a can of lager in your hand.

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This can't replace the Hangover thread from The Pub. :sob:

 

A dump is usually the best cure.

Carl Weathers
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Folk that don't get hangovers and brag about it are the lowest of the low IMO.

 

:seething:

 

:thumbsup:

 

True.

 

I get a hangover after 5/6 pints these days! I can't describe the pain after a proper session.

Carl Weathers
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I'm leaving the house in about half an hour to pick up some cans.

 

Sobriety is for the weak.

 

 

:olly:

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Sounds like the only way out is to have a few hairs of the dog. Not sure what your in laws will say when they turn up and you are stinking of booze with a can of lager in your hand.

 

 

They can't stand me anyway so I don't think it would matter :lol:

 

There just away that was a nightmare. Spewed just as they pulled up in the car then I came downstairs trying to convince them I had hayfever :vrface:

 

Feeling a lot better now though :thumbsup:

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Been off it since the derby apart from one glass of wine last friday night...fresh as a daisy :verysmug:

 

My hangover after the derby was horrendous though. A three dayer and I work at 7am on mondays and tuesdays :sob:

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Tiberius Stinkfinger
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People that don't know any hangover cures don't drink enough IMO.

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People that don't know any hangover cures don't drink enough IMO.

 

You can't have a cure for something that doesn't exist. :thumbsup:

Barney Rubble
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salt and vinegar crisps + mars bar + can of cola = sorted .

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Large big mac, large chips & bottle of irn bru. Works every time :D

scottish_chicP
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I chose the "have another drink" option. Not feeling too bad now thumbsup.gif I was beyond smashed last night due to being at a BBQ and pouring my own measures. Never a good idea!

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Feeling seedy today after last night's excesses. As a real man, I'll be in the Sample Room within the hour to blow away the cobwebs, though.

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I was smashed last night. Lager,Cider,Wine and Sloe Gin :yucky:

 

Worst hangover for ages :down:

The Great Khali
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Spewed in a bush at Gleneagles today.

 

Classy guy :thumbsup:

rossthejambo
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Slicing roll or two, fresh orange and then follow that with either a litre of bru or a pint of your favourite tipple and you're ready to go.

Tiberius Stinkfinger
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Nightnurse works a treat...:thumbsup:

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i was worse than death yesterday. not helped by lionheart's abusive texts.

 

there are a few must-do's.

 

must batter as much water doon your gullet as possible.

must get analgesia doon your gullet.

must have a giant scran.

must have an equally giant jobster.

must go back to your scratcher and sleep, if you can.

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This. :thumbsup:

 

I went out at 2 yesterday and never got in till half 3 this morning.

 

I'm tip top today. :lol:

 

 

Good excuse for another dozen 1-5 photos :thumbsup::woot:

Posted

Ferma Branca = hangover miracle cure

 

First hand knowledge on many occasions

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Good excuse for another dozen 1-5 photos :thumbsup::woot:

 

Funnily enough I did. :thumbsup::lol:

Maurice Moss
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Large big mac, large chips & bottle of irn bru. Works every time :D

 

This. Always.

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Folk that don't get hangovers and brag about it are the lowest of the low IMO.

 

:seething:

 

:thumbsup:

 

call me scuuuuum, call me the lowest of the low, but i can stil say, even at my age....... TWO hangovers in my entire life, and both were still tolerable :smug:

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Go for a few pints before, and after, the purchase :thumb:

 

:lol:

Snake Plissken
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I always find it extremely difficult to believe anyone who says they "don't get hangovers".

 

If I remember (or am capable of) and eat, drink a lot of water and take some aspirin before bed I can usually see off the worst of it before it happens. If I'm too smashed then this stuff works a treat:

 

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Morning Care, a 4000 won (?3ish) little bottle of joy. Tastes absolutely vile but it's dug me out of many a drink-related hole.

 

<3

Chad Sexington
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Been on the batter for 3 days.

 

I'm in a world of hurt.

 

:sob:

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I honestly think I've broken myself. :'(

 

A stag do of momentous proportions last weekend has left me a broken man. Had four bottles yesterday and they came back like molten lava a few hours later. :(

 

I cannot do five days in a row anymore. Four days killed me.

Edited by bighusref
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I cannot do five days in a row anymore. Four days killed me.

 

 

I feel your pain mate :(

 

That yesterday was probably the worst I've ever been. ******* horrific :down:

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Few beers after my game yesterday turned into jaegerbombs, pink and black sambuca and a lot of Desperado's

 

I'm dying today plus the bursd is nipping my heed about staying out till god knows when! i was that pissed I can't remember!!

 

:sob:

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I always find it extremely difficult to believe anyone who says they "don't get hangovers".

 

These people only have about 4 or 5 drinks over an entire night out IMO.

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