Beats Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 The in laws are coming over at 12 and I'm ******* dying. Head down the toilet twice already What can I do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Gin Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Drink a couple of pints of water. You'll probably spew it back up so drink another if you do. Flush the toxins out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
I.J Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Go to the pub. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moogsy Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Nothing, I'm afraid. I remember being young, used to be able to drink a bottle of vodka straight then wake up the next day without a care in the world. Today I think I'm still feeling the effects of Thursday's session. Oh to be young again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beats Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 Nothing, I'm afraid. I remember being young, used to be able to drink a bottle of vodka straight then wake up the next day without a care in the world. Today I think I'm still feeling the effects of Thursday's session. Oh to be young again. Once I'm sick I normally feel better but not this time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Huge fry up. Sorted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Comedian Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) The only chance is to do something before you kip. Line the stomach and drink plenty of water. You dry out like a old piece of wood otherwise. Edited August 26, 2012 by The Comedian Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beats Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 The only chance is to do something before you kip. Line the stomach and drink plenty of water. You dry out like a old piece of wood otherwise. I done well to find my bed nevermind drink water This is brutal though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Khali Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Being driven to Gleneagles by the father in law the now. He's gettin nae conversation out of me. I'm goobered Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stuart Lyon Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 What's a hangover? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moogsy Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 What's a hangover? Folk that don't get hangovers and brag about it are the lowest of the low IMO. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JamboCampbell Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Get a Sunday mental coupon on and a few cabs of stella cidre in the freezer! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JamboCampbell Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Cabs....jesus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Currahee! Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 What's a hangover? This. I went out at 2 yesterday and never got in till half 3 this morning. I'm tip top today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gershwin Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Was out at a house party on Friday so yesterday was spent under the covers. Just about to head to a beer garden to do it all over again... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
I.J Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I'm leaving the house in about half an hour to pick up some cans. Sobriety is for the weak. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hmfc_liam06 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 The in laws are coming over at 12 and I'm ******* dying. Head down the toilet twice already What can I do? There is nothing. I had the hangover from hell last Sunday, normally get a slight sore head if anything but every time I opened my eyes I was spewing. Half 7 before I was feeling human, had a chippy then back to bed. Great day! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
heartgarfunkel Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I'm leaving the house in about half an hour to pick up some cans. Sobriety is for the weak. Go for a few pints before, and after, the purchase Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Harry Palmer Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) Go for a shite. Edited August 26, 2012 by Arnold Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gigolo-Aunt Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Sounds like the only way out is to have a few hairs of the dog. Not sure what your in laws will say when they turn up and you are stinking of booze with a can of lager in your hand. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:shitwine: Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 This can't replace the Hangover thread from The Pub. A dump is usually the best cure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carl Weathers Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Folk that don't get hangovers and brag about it are the lowest of the low IMO. True. I get a hangover after 5/6 pints these days! I can't describe the pain after a proper session. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carl Weathers Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I'm leaving the house in about half an hour to pick up some cans. Sobriety is for the weak. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beats Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 Sounds like the only way out is to have a few hairs of the dog. Not sure what your in laws will say when they turn up and you are stinking of booze with a can of lager in your hand. They can't stand me anyway so I don't think it would matter There just away that was a nightmare. Spewed just as they pulled up in the car then I came downstairs trying to convince them I had hayfever Feeling a lot better now though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shapes Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) Been off it since the derby apart from one glass of wine last friday night...fresh as a daisy My hangover after the derby was horrendous though. A three dayer and I work at 7am on mondays and tuesdays Edited August 26, 2012 by Pull Shapes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 People that don't know any hangover cures don't drink enough IMO. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Currahee! Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 People that don't know any hangover cures don't drink enough IMO. You can't have a cure for something that doesn't exist. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barney Rubble Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 salt and vinegar crisps + mars bar + can of cola = sorted . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leebo Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Large big mac, large chips & bottle of irn bru. Works every time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottish_chicP Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I chose the "have another drink" option. Not feeling too bad now I was beyond smashed last night due to being at a BBQ and pouring my own measures. Never a good idea! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leginten Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Feeling seedy today after last night's excesses. As a real man, I'll be in the Sample Room within the hour to blow away the cobwebs, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
southside1874 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Hair o' the dug is the only cure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ortarkod Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Bacon is the answer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beats Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 I was smashed last night. Lager,Cider,Wine and Sloe Gin Worst hangover for ages Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Khali Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Spewed in a bush at Gleneagles today. Classy guy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rossthejambo Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Slicing roll or two, fresh orange and then follow that with either a litre of bru or a pint of your favourite tipple and you're ready to go. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Nightnurse works a treat... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Victorian Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 i was worse than death yesterday. not helped by lionheart's abusive texts. there are a few must-do's. must batter as much water doon your gullet as possible. must get analgesia doon your gullet. must have a giant scran. must have an equally giant jobster. must go back to your scratcher and sleep, if you can. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tedarmy Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 This. I went out at 2 yesterday and never got in till half 3 this morning. I'm tip top today. Good excuse for another dozen 1-5 photos Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heartbeat Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Ferma Branca = hangover miracle cure First hand knowledge on many occasions Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Currahee! Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Good excuse for another dozen 1-5 photos Funnily enough I did. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maurice Moss Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Large big mac, large chips & bottle of irn bru. Works every time This. Always. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beverley Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Folk that don't get hangovers and brag about it are the lowest of the low IMO. call me scuuuuum, call me the lowest of the low, but i can stil say, even at my age....... TWO hangovers in my entire life, and both were still tolerable Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArcticJambo Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Go for a few pints before, and after, the purchase Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snake Plissken Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I always find it extremely difficult to believe anyone who says they "don't get hangovers". If I remember (or am capable of) and eat, drink a lot of water and take some aspirin before bed I can usually see off the worst of it before it happens. If I'm too smashed then this stuff works a treat: Morning Care, a 4000 won (?3ish) little bottle of joy. Tastes absolutely vile but it's dug me out of many a drink-related hole. <3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chad Sexington Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Been on the batter for 3 days. I'm in a world of hurt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bighusref Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 (edited) I honestly think I've broken myself. :'( A stag do of momentous proportions last weekend has left me a broken man. Had four bottles yesterday and they came back like molten lava a few hours later. I cannot do five days in a row anymore. Four days killed me. Edited August 27, 2012 by bighusref Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beats Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 I cannot do five days in a row anymore. Four days killed me. I feel your pain mate That yesterday was probably the worst I've ever been. ******* horrific Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eddie Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Few beers after my game yesterday turned into jaegerbombs, pink and black sambuca and a lot of Desperado's I'm dying today plus the bursd is nipping my heed about staying out till god knows when! i was that pissed I can't remember!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Gin Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I always find it extremely difficult to believe anyone who says they "don't get hangovers". These people only have about 4 or 5 drinks over an entire night out IMO. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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