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Dusk_Till_Dawn

Hope the only reason you're on JKB in a restaurant is if your bird is at the toilet...

 

JKB is a good alternative to having to speak to your lass.

 

Thank you JKB.

 

Thank you cows.

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Hungry Heart

Greggy has been in touch with Romanov...

 

?@GreggAWallace: @TheReal_Romanov can I come as your guest ?"

 

?@TheReal_Romanov: @GreggAWallace yes Gregg u are our holy grail I believe our PA has contacted u regarding attending our glorious cup final??

 

?@GreggAWallace: @TheReal_Romanov great?

 

:greggy:

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Napoleon  Wilson

Wallace has been in touch with Romanov...

 

?@GreggAWallace: @TheReal_Romanov can I come as your guest ?"

 

?@TheReal_Romanov: @GreggAWallace yes Gregg u are our holy grail I believe our PA has contacted u regarding attending our glorious cup final??

 

?@GreggAWallace: @TheReal_Romanov great?

 

:greggy:

 

 

:yas:

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Now my ringtone.

 

:greggy:

Me tooooooooo! :greggy:

 

 

Although, the one I got ain't legit. It's just not Greggy man!

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EdinburghLivi

Greggy has been in touch with Romanov...

 

?@GreggAWallace: @TheReal_Romanov can I come as your guest ?"

 

?@TheReal_Romanov: @GreggAWallace yes Gregg u are our holy grail I believe our PA has contacted u regarding attending our glorious cup final??

 

?@GreggAWallace: @TheReal_Romanov great?

 

:greggy:

Pinilla and now Greggy, fantastic :lol:

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Rudolf's Mate

Any updates on smugness masks for final ??

 

Are people seriously thinking of doing Greggy smug faces for the final :thumbsup:

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yabadabadoo1874again

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Are people seriously thinking of doing Greggy smug faces for the final :thumbsup:

 

Without the mask...easy... let's hope!!!

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:greggy:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Riddley Walker

Hi Gregg :greggy:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:greggy:

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Arthur Morgan

http://audiko.net/my?add&ring=16838080&type=mp3

 

All our phones ringing on mass at halftime?

 

It needs to be a little bit deeper! (longer) :thumbsup: I can make one myself I suppose.

 

I'm gonna use Buttery Biscuit Base as my ringtone, I'm gonna get a Gregg Wallace mask made for the Final and I might even get a T-Shirt printed with his smug face on it. Too far? :unsure:

 

I don't think so.

 

 

 

 

 

:greggy:

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The Great Khali

It needs to be a little bit deeper! (longer) :thumbsup: I can make one myself I suppose.

 

I'm gonna use Buttery Biscuit Base as my ringtone, I'm gonna get a Gregg Wallace mask made for the Final and I might even get a T-Shirt printed with his smug face on it. Too far? :unsure:

 

I don't think so.

 

 

 

 

 

:greggy:

 

This T shirt already exists in the perfect colour :thumbsup:

 

gregg-wallace-tshirt_redwomenstshirt.jpg

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If Greggy does make it to the game I'll cup his balls for him during half time.

 

:greggy:

By that time he'll be spoon-fed his 3rd helping of Buttery Biscuit Base.

 

It wouldn't even be a completed pudding - a completed pudding contains too much filler, as Greggy wants to get straight to the treble b.

 

:greggy:

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Gregg Wallace?@GreggAWallaceReply

Since I've broken up with Heidi I've been going out a lot more. I'm starting to put on weight. I'm going to stop drinking, letting you know.

 

Vladimir Romanov?@TheReal_Romanov

@GreggAWallace Edinburgh has some of the finest woman in the world G Dawg I'll show u a great time after we win the Scottish cup at hampden

 

Gregg Wallace?@GreggAWallace

@TheReal_Romanov it's a deal

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NextGenerationJambo

Gregg Wallace?@GreggAWallaceReply

Since I've broken up with Heidi I've been going out a lot more. I'm starting to put on weight. I'm going to stop drinking, letting you know.

 

Vladimir Romanov?@TheReal_Romanov

@GreggAWallace Edinburgh has some of the finest woman in the world G Dawg I'll show u a great time after we win the Scottish cup at hampden

 

Gregg Wallace?@GreggAWallace

@TheReal_Romanov it's a deal

 

simply brilliant.

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Hungry Heart

Gregg Wallace?@GreggAWallaceReply

Since I've broken up with Heidi I've been going out a lot more. I'm starting to put on weight. I'm going to stop drinking, letting you know.

 

Vladimir Romanov?@TheReal_Romanov

@GreggAWallace Edinburgh has some of the finest woman in the world G Dawg I'll show u a great time after we win the Scottish cup at hampden

 

Gregg Wallace?@GreggAWallace

@TheReal_Romanov it's a deal

::troll:::'>

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rossthejambo

Gregg Wallace?@GreggAWallaceReply

Since I've broken up with Heidi I've been going out a lot more. I'm starting to put on weight. I'm going to stop drinking, letting you know.

 

Vladimir Romanov?@TheReal_Romanov

@GreggAWallace Edinburgh has some of the finest woman in the world G Dawg I'll show u a great time after we win the Scottish cup at hampden

 

Gregg Wallace?@GreggAWallace

@TheReal_Romanov it's a deal

 

:rofl:

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Rudolf's Mate

This T shirt already exists in the perfect colour :thumbsup:

 

gregg-wallace-tshirt_redwomenstshirt.jpg

 

Wouldn?t catch me wearing it, with that wording and IMO, a picture which looks a bit like Gary Glitter :evilno:

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Gregg Wallace?@GreggAWallaceReply

Since I've broken up with Heidi I've been going out a lot more. I'm starting to put on weight. I'm going to stop drinking, letting you know.

 

Vladimir Romanov?@TheReal_Romanov

@GreggAWallace Edinburgh has some of the finest woman in the world G Dawg I'll show u a great time after we win the Scottish cup at hampden

 

Gregg Wallace?@GreggAWallace

@TheReal_Romanov it's a deal

:yas:

 

Greggy will lead the party to Burke and Hare on May 19, NAP.

 

:greggy:

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this is without doubt the shittest and saddest thing I have ever posted.

FTFY

 

:greggy: :greggy: :greggy: :greggy: :greggy: :greggy: :greggy:

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Creepy Lurker

this is without doubt the shittest and saddest thing I have ever witnessed.

 

Obviously never witnessed yer maw begging me to dress up as Greggy and butter her biscuit base. :greggy:

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this is without doubt the shittest and saddest thing I have ever witnessed.

It can't be as bad as relegation in 1998 can it...

 

 

 

 

 

:greggy:

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Sergio Garcia

this is without doubt the shittest and saddest thing I have ever witnessed.

 

It's a bit of fun, if you don't like it, don't read the thread. It's not rocket science.

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RoussetsShorts

Obviously never witnessed yer maw begging me to dress up as Greggy and butter her biscuit base. :greggy:

 

Honestly, other fans prepare for war, JKB fans ask a fat wankery chef who cares not a jot for Hearts to come to our biggest match. This is the biggest evidence ever of middle class pooffery in the Hearts support.

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RoussetsShorts

It's a bit of fun, if you don't like it, don't read the thread. It's not rocket science.

 

what's fun about it? this erse gets a ticket? brilliant aye

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Dr. Sheldon Cooper

Rousset, lighten up ffs.

 

It's just a laugh. Harmless fun.

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rossthejambo

Honestly, other fans prepare for war, JKB fans ask a fat wankery chef who cares not a jot for Hearts to come to our biggest match. This is the biggest evidence ever of middle class pooffery in the Hearts support.

 

Mid life crisis post IMO.

 

 

Prepare for war? :rofl:

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Dusk_Till_Dawn

this is without doubt the shittest and saddest thing I have ever witnessed.

 

:lol:

 

G-dawg, ******* brilliant

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Honestly, other fans prepare for war, JKB fans ask a fat wankery chef who cares not a jot for Hearts to come to our biggest match. This is the biggest evidence ever of middle class pooffery in the Hearts support.

Some fans also decide to go to the games in the lead up to the final, adding to the large amount of loyalty points they already have.

 

:greggy: :greggy: :greggy: :greggy:

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Hungry Heart

this is without doubt the shittest and saddest thing I have ever witnessed.

I'll bite.

 

The reason for dislike is the 'loyal' and 'real' Hearts fans that might not get a ticket as Greggy will get their's instead, right? A sentiment some might have some sympathy for.

 

Until yesterday that is, undoubtedly the most positive feeling surrounding the club all season and a chance to get the double over the old firm in a week - and from where I was sitting (in my season ticket seat, that helped me to 109 LP and guaranteed cup final ticket ::troll:::'>) there were plenty of seats that Greggy could've sat his buttery biscuit base.

 

:greggy:

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Creepy Lurker

Honestly, other fans prepare for war, JKB fans ask a fat wankery chef who cares not a jot for Hearts to come to our biggest match. This is the biggest evidence ever of middle class pooffery in the Hearts support.

 

Remember that time you posted about wetting yourself?

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Rousset, lighten up ffs.

 

It's just a laugh. Harmless fun.

 

 

I log on here and read through this thread every time I need a lift, never fails to put a smile on my face.

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Sergio Garcia

what's fun about it? this erse gets a ticket? brilliant aye

 

People are having a laugh and a joke with it that equals fun. To be honest I am not that fussed about the whole Gregg Wallace thing but if people are enjoying themselves then what harm does it do?

 

His ticket will come from corporate anyway.

 

Lighten up and chill out, much worse things in the world. As for it being the saddest thing you have ever witnessed you must have been very lucky in your life not having to deal with any tragedy or loss.

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what's fun about it? this erse gets a ticket? brilliant aye

 

Going by your recent posts bragging about not attending Hearts games, Greg is in fact just as deserving of a ticket as yourself. And as a former top boey at Millwall, there is nothing middle class or poofy about Mr Wallace.

 

:greggy:

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...a bit disco

Remember that time you posted about wetting yourself?

Peed+pants.jpg

 

Roussets shorts?

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