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rossthejambo

I'm so middle class that I go to Pret a Manger for my lunch, I also pronounce it in the arseyist French accent going :verysmug:

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I used to think I was working class.

 

And then I moved to Glasgow and now I know I'm middle class.

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I live in the Colonies. I have staff at home. One could eat Ones dinner from my floor. Not that someone like me would do. Our staff have to though.

 

This final will be great for me. None of that Byzanite heathenry pictured above.

 

Fireworks are for garden parties.

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I'm a working class guffy.

 

:sob:

 

You don't need to tell us. If only I had a chimney in need of a sweeping.

 

Lets leave the rowdiness and so-called "passion" to that Leith lot. Swearing and the like. I want a comfy seat and a good view. A few bubbles in my flute at half time is a bonus.

 

I only like football ironically you know. Oh the banter.

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The Great Khali

A real derby

 

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How the middle class balding singletons on JKB want their derby

 

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It really is tragic.

 

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

Was it not Graham Spiers who described Hearts fans as something like middle class and superior to Hibs supporters?

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One of the great things about an all Edinburgh final is that nobody need feel guilty about being middle class, having read a book that didn't have pictures, listening to radio 4, being able to make a souffl? or for that matter being able to view 17th century Irish history in an appropriately broad European context.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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You don't need to tell us. If only I had a chimney in need of a sweeping.

 

Lets leave the rowdiness and so-called "passion" to that Leith lot. Swearing and the like. I want a comfy seat and a good view. A few bubbles in my flute at half time is a bonus.

 

I only like football ironically you know. Oh the banter.

Indeed.

 

And intead of those filthy greasy pies being touted to me, I'd like to see a variety of sandwiches on offer at Tyncastle.

 

I'm going to task my butler with starting a Facebook campaign immediately.

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Chad Sexington

You ruffle bloused dandies sicken me.

 

I haven't forgotten my working class roots.

 

I'm ready to fight and die for you, Commander Pishy Pants!!

 

:sob:

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rossthejambo

You ruffle bloused dandies sicken me.

 

I haven't forgotten my working class roots.

 

I'm ready to fight and die for you, Commander Pishy Pants!!

 

:sob:

 

Emigrating to Australia is about as middle class as it gets

 

:greggy:

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Check out the dude bottom right of centre.

 

 

Looks a bit Gregg like if I'm not mistaken.

 

:greggy:

Doubt if the mouthie he's playing gets heard above the racket though.

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Snake Plissken

Emigrating to Australia is about as middle class as it gets

 

:greggy:

 

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Pretty sure going to convict island isn't middle class.

 

:lol:

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rossthejambo

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Pretty sure going to convict island isn't middle class.

 

:lol:

 

By choice to lord it over the cons? Arguably upper class.

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Chad Sexington

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Pretty sure going to convict island isn't middle class.

 

:lol:

 

Correct.

 

Now if you'll excuse me its time for my cafe late` and falafal wrap with cous cous.

 

 

:greggy:

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Pretty sure going to convict island isn't middle class.

 

:lol:

 

They were actually Daily Mail readers from Richmond upon Thames escaping the "Islamification" of England in the early 19th century.

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Snake Plissken

They were actually Daily Mail readers from Richmond upon Thames escaping the "Islamification" of England in the early 19th century.

 

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Fair play to them.

 

Gentleman very much ahead of their time who foresaw the influx of Muslamic ray guns and what not.

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Ryan Jarman

I'm so middle class my first words were 'Oh ambassador, with these pickled eggs you spoil me'

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rossthejambo

 

Gentleman very much ahead of their time who foresaw the influx of Muslamic ray guns and what not.

 

 

Muslamic ray guns?! The BNP were right all along :sob:

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Napoleon  Wilson

I mostly shop in LIDL and I'm not balding or middle aged.

 

What am I Rousset please help?

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I mostly shop in LIDL and I'm not balding or middle aged.

 

What am I Rousset please help?

 

A scaff.

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Tommy Wiseau

Well, if eating fresh veg, exposing people as liars on internet messageboards, understanding subtext in works of fiction, wearing nice clothes, respecting people who make successes of their lives, giving money to charity regularly, looking down on the supporters of extreme right political parties, having a relatively large collection of albums, listening to Nicky Campbell on 5 Live, using words which don't need to be censored pre-watershed every sentence and loving the buttery biscuit base makes me middle class, then I suppose you'd best call me middle class.

 

:greggy:

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Chris Benoit

They were actually Daily Mail readers from Richmond upon Thames escaping the "Islamification" of England in the early 19th century.

 

I blame Robin Hood

 

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Dusk_Till_Dawn

They were actually Daily Mail readers from Richmond upon Thames escaping the "Islamification" of England in the early 19th century.

 

Islam was only invented in the 1990s

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ToadKiller Dog

I mostly shop in LIDL and I'm not balding or middle aged.

 

What am I Rousset please help?

 

As clear a case of underclass poofery that i have evee seen ! :teehee::ninja:

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Islam was only invented in the 1990s

 

Along with having hooks for hands and one eye, I'll bet.

 

They're slippery rascals, they muslimists.

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yabadabadoo1874again

A real derby

 

flares_g_1887514i.jpg

 

How the middle class balding singletons on JKB want their derby

 

Gregg-Wallace_1851584b.jpg

 

It really is tragic.

 

Jobby pants ??

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H J Simpson

Well, if eating fresh veg, exposing people as liars on internet messageboards, understanding subtext in works of fiction, wearing nice clothes, respecting people who make successes of their lives, giving money to charity regularly, looking down on the supporters of extreme right political parties, having a relatively large collection of albums, listening to Nicky Campbell on 5 Live, using words which don't need to be censored pre-watershed every sentence and loving the buttery biscuit base makes me middle class, then I suppose you'd best call me middle class.

 

:greggy:

 

 

I'm all that as well, but also prefer the written word of a Playboy magazine to a dirty DVD, so IMO that pushes me into ther Upper Class category.

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Tommy Wiseau

I'm all that as well, but also prefer the written word of a Playboy magazine to a dirty DVD, so IMO that pushes me into ther Upper Class category.

 

 

I read it for the articles, Homer :greggy:

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i am considerably more upper class than any of yow.

 

signed,

 

larry dickman-smythe.

 

sir lawrence dickman-smythe MBE.

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A rare picture of myself and the chaps on our way for a pre-match large scotch at local gentleman's emporium, Stratfords.

 

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I am true working class,I have to wash my John Thomas before going for pish. It otherwise leaves me in a quandary,I own my own home,have my own business and enjoy the finer things in life. Where do I sit on the scale of working classness?

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Are folk still tweeting him? Seems to have gone a bit quiet from him and the club. Need to keep the momentum.

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