.hmfc. Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Greggys goin to Hamden Greggys goin to hampden Na Na Na Na!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 We Are All Gregg Wallace :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego10 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 That Hearts fans can indulge in whimsical fripperies to enrich the cup final experience, whilst Hibs, whose club captain is a witless buffon who invited players who'd never even heard of him to represent him in his sparsely attend testimonial, can't even persuade former 'legends' to turn up sums up the respective clubs. We're better than them and know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I'm not listening but have just emailed Nick Grimshaw on Radio one with the details! Wonder if he will give us some airtime?! Might do if more of us email him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Meanwhile, over the road... http://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?233874-Would-Sauzee-come-over-for-the-final Those halfwits could at least get the phone code for France correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yabadabadoo1874again Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Right now that's sorted anybody got Jim Carrey's mobile? Ha ha ha : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Those halfwits could at least get the phone code for France correct Odds on them calling Deli France? 0131 220 0474 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Might do if more of us email him.... [email protected] Got a standard email back - "due to volume of emails, not all can be read out blah blah". ...Worth a shot though. He's on till 4. Lets give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_ree Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 After he is on the pitch at the end of the final with the trophy, surely we need to name one of Tynie's stands after him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I love how their hero Sauzee has totally shunned contact with Hibs since his departure. Oh well, maybe Jimmy Boco is available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_vlad Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 One of my mates is going over to holland in 2 weeks to meet up with MDV and see his team in action. I'm sure he will be trying to persuade the big man to come over to see the famous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Can't believe this made the news :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Can't believe this made the news :greggy: It helps having one of Scotland's finest journalists keeping tabs on the situation. :jbsmug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahgrassyshoes Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Meanwhile, over the road... http://www.hibs.net/...r-for-the-final Right, everyone chip in a pound, I'll nip across to Franceland, pitch up at his door, beg him profusely, p resent him with Mrs Beefster to keep , beg him some more and basically brow-beat him and his black roll-neck into coming back over. Once back, I'll tie him up and put him in my shed until 19th May. Job sorted. None of this phone calls or email pish. As if the decanter wasn't enough, he's threatening to turn up with some rancid, toothless hoor, dripping wet with her knickers roond her ankles. Tragic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Beckham? Jesus wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I love how their hero Sauzee has totally shunned contact with Hibs since his departure. Oh well, maybe Jimmy Boco is available? *ring ring* "Hi, Jimmy here. What's that? hibs would like me to leave poverty stricken, AIDS riddled Benin to come and support them in the Scottish Cup?.................*pause*.............perhaps you'd better give Thorsten Schmugge a ring, chaps". *click* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 *ring ring* "Hi, Jimmy here. What's that? hibs would like me to leave poverty stricken, AIDS riddled Benin to come and support them in the Scottish Cup?.................*pause*.............perhaps you'd better give Thorsten Schmugge a ring, chaps". *click* :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Meanwhile, over the road... http://www.hibs.net/...r-for-the-final I met him in a small Proven?al caf? last autumn when I was over to cycle the Ventoux. I shared a pastis with him (sadly no "decanter" of water on the side) and I have to say he doesn't look back on them with any fondness at all after what happened. He's pretty nonplussed with all the hero stuff. The funniest moment was when I asked how he'd enjoyed his caravan trip to Perthshire that they'd given him with the decanter...oh if looks could kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardiac Rucksack Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Greggy is going. John Torode tweeted me to say he isnt going to make it. Still :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 *ring ring* "Hi, Jimmy here. What's that? hibs would like me to leave poverty stricken, AIDS riddled Benin to come and support them in the Scottish Cup?.................*pause*.............perhaps you'd better give Thorsten Schmugge a ring, chaps". *click* Maybe we could help them out by persuading one of their, shall we say, lesser heroes to turn up for them. How about this for a starter for 10... :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skene11 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Hats off to everyone involved. It was a pleasure to be a part of this campaign. :greggy: :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Email sent to radio 1..posted on their facebook page too :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbodog Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Maybe we could help them out by persuading one of their, shall we say, lesser heroes to turn up for them. How about this for a starter for 10... :greggy: Zibbi the Jambo should definitely be invited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo1874 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Didn't Gregg meet his wife on Twitter? Some lucky Jambo might be 'wife' number 4 ..... and after 3 failed marriages who says it has to be a female, he might fancy trying something a bit different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Wonder if he's joined JKB yet? Bet he has. Hi Gregg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahgrassyshoes Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 On twitter saying the club haven't returned his PA's calls. Back in the balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfcfandon Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Just posted...Gregg Wallace ? @GreggAWallace Close Can you Hearts fans get someone at the club to return the calls of my PA @HeidiPWallace so we can arrange the trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 This is all getting a bit Hearts will have no clue what is going on. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 On twitter saying the club won't return his PA's calls. Back in the balance. Doesn't actually say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghLivi Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 On a serious note, will the club no just tell him to feck off, celebrity or no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahgrassyshoes Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Doesn't actually say that. Original post edited for pedants such as yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Someone needs to let the club in on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Someone needs to let the club in on this Who would be best person to email?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Original post edited for pedants such as yourself. Hardly, mate ! Evening News today : "HEARTS fans are making a bizarre bid to convince Masterchef judge Gregg Wallace to attend the final. The celebrity greengrocer has become a cult hero on a prominent Jambos fans? forum, mainly due to pictures of Wallace?s gurning face becoming commonplace in posts on the website. That spawned rumours that the 47-year-old was a closet Hearts fan, despite being a life-long Millwall supporter. Wallace has been bombarded with messages on Twitter, encouraging him to attend the showpiece. One fan tweeted: ?What?s better than cup final day? Cup final day with Gregg Wallace.? Despite being evidently confused by his hero status, Wallace appears to be considering the trip. He tweeted yesterday: ?Looking into it, I have contacted the club.? A Hearts club source joked: ?With the crowd expected, I hope he has enough loyalty points.?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Winchester Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Come on Hearts get your finger out eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Winchester Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Who would be best person to email?! Possibly [email protected]? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Who would be best person to email?! David Southern maybe? Not sure if he has a direct email address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Parmesan Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Hearts haven't even made their ticket arrangements yet. I can't see why they'd be in such a rush to get this done. I'm sure it'll all work out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 A Hearts club source joked: ?With the crowd expected, I hope he has enough loyalty points.?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Someone from here needs to organize this. It would be daft to get greggy up then just have him sitting in the BT stand and nothing really getting made of it. Maybe we could contact Scott Wilson and get him to organize something? Maybe get him to travel through on an official Hearts supporters bus?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviskan Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 How about Claire Cowan, Public Relations Manager? Surely this would be fun news story for the Club website prior to the Cup Final, which I presume would fall under Claire's remit? Claire Cowan Tel: 0131 200 7216 Email: [email protected] Just tried to call...but went to voicemail. Will drop her an email! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Hardly, mate ! Evening News today : "HEARTS fans are making a bizarre bid to convince Masterchef judge Gregg Wallace to attend the final. The celebrity greengrocer has become a cult hero on a prominent Jambos fans? forum, mainly due to pictures of Wallace?s gurning face becoming commonplace in posts on the website. That spawned rumours that the 47-year-old was a closet Hearts fan, despite being a life-long Millwall supporter. Wallace has been bombarded with messages on Twitter, encouraging him to attend the showpiece. One fan tweeted: ?What?s better than cup final day? Cup final day with Gregg Wallace.? Despite being evidently confused by his hero status, Wallace appears to be considering the trip. He tweeted yesterday: ?Looking into it, I have contacted the club.? A Hearts club source joked: ?With the crowd expected, I hope he has enough loyalty points.?" Told you the EEN would make a complete cow's tit of the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohang Jambo Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 How about Claire Cowan, Public Relations Manager? Surely this would be fun news story for the Club website prior to the Cup Final, which I presume would fall under Claire's remit? Claire Cowan Tel: 0131 200 7216 Email: [email protected] Just tried to call...but went to voicemail. Will drop her an email! Make sure you send her the STV and Evening News Link so she knows JKB is serious about this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 How about Claire Cowan, Public Relations Manager? Surely this would be fun news story for the Club website prior to the Cup Final, which I presume would fall under Claire's remit? Claire Cowan Tel: 0131 200 7216 Email: [email protected] Just tried to call...but went to voicemail. Will drop her an email! That'll definately be the one! I'm not on twitter but someone should let Heidi + Gregg know that ticket info isn't available yet and people are trying to sort it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinger Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 we need some of these tshirts but with a greggy face :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I'll send an email too. If I'm working in corporate on Saturday I'll get it mentioned then too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 we need some of these tshirts but with a greggy face :greggy: We could do the Beattie and the Greggy at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Told you the EEN would make a complete cow's tit of the story. Did anyone doubt that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Would be absolutely tremendous if he managed to secure a ticket . Why are some folk getting their knickers in a twist about it? It's all a bit of a laugh and if we get him up for the game, then great. If you're guaranteed a ticket for the game and are one of the folk moaning about it then just lighten up a bit . Maybe a long shot, but would someone with enough loyalty points who can't make the game be willing to get him a ticket? Gets him in with the fans that way and avoids all the problems with trying to get in touch with the club etc. Would be a great gesture and the majority of folk on here would love it, but like I said it's maybe a bit of a long shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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