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jamboinglasgow, on 29 Jul 2015 - 12:23 AM, said:snapback.png

who is on plane watch?

 

MM.

 

 

Do you think that's wise?

 

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Can people stop dragging me in to this now? For the love of Frith.

 

:seething:

:lol:

 

PM?

 

:jjyay:

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tartofmidlothian

Receiving some unwarranred stick imo.

:spoton:

 

He didn't ask for a PM. Obviously MM thought he was less of a roaster than anyone else on here.

 

Still gutted about LoveNgoo though. :(

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Rudolf's Mate

Can't be arsed reading the last five pages, can someone confirm:

 

1) he's arriving soon?

 

2) Mothy, MM & Bilel are the new clique? Except not very itk.

FTFY [emoji3]

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Rudolf's Mate

Receiving some unwarranred stick imo.

I'll apologise for my very tongue in cheek above post. Quite amusing nonetheless that Bilel's been dragged unwittingly into it [emoji23]

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:spoton:

 

He didn't ask for a PM. Obviously MM thought he was less of a roaster than anyone else on here.

 

Still gutted about LoveNgoo though. :(

Need to catch up, whats up with LNG?

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All roads lead to Gorgie

He's still got to clear immigration at Heathrow, that last bastion of efficiency.

 

"Back you go Mr. Oshinawa. This is a forged Visa."

Not to mention arrivals at Edinburgh. Could be a few weeks yet *+**
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TyphoonJambo

He's on his way

Need a link to flight tracker, for fun.

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MM is Mothy, just wanting to get his post count up whilst livening up a thread for a few days.

 

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;)

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All roads lead to Gorgie

He'll spend at least 3 days at baggage retrieval at Heathrow.

He'll get to Heathrow fine then due to a mix up he will be on his way to Edmonton in Canada. I know it !
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In amongst all the very entertaining wall pissing on this thread, I take it we like Banderson now and his particular brand of investigative sports journalism?

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indianajones

Hope he has been training, don't want him having to skoosh wd40 on his knees for sunday.

 

Apparently been doing a fitness programme back in Nigeria. Hopefully match fit-ish!

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scott herbertson
This one is 10 minutes early now so doubt it can be him
 
 
Abuja
Heathrow

Nnamdi Azikiwe Intl Airport (ABV)

Departed 08:42 on 29 July icon-weather-29.png

27?C / 81?F27 degrees celcius

Scheduled duration: 6 hr 30 min

Heathrow Airport (LHR) - Terminal 5

Expected 14:20 on 29 July icon-weather-3.png

19?C / 66?F19 degrees celcius

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Special Agent Dale Cooper

He's still got to clear immigration at Heathrow, that last bastion of efficiency.

 

"Back you go Mr. Oshinawa. This is a forged Visa."

Don't! For the love of God, don't! :)
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Don't! For the love of God, don't! :)

:lol:

 

Heathrow immigration department receiving a large amount of emails from Lochend nap.

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Should he be in the country by now?

Reports today was that he'd board the plane tomorrow. Potential appearance at half time me thinks.

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8am flight Thursday leaving Abuja to arrive London Heathrow 2.30pm with further flight to Edinburgh afterwards.

 

 

Should make the kick off on Thursday  :tiny:

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Toxteth O'Grady

Flight delayed, eh?

 

There's a surprise.

I predict his first action for us will be him getting booked for a late tackle
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All roads lead to Gorgie

8am flight Thursday leaving Abuja to arrive London Heathrow 2.30pm with further flight to Edinburgh afterwards.

 

 

Should make the kick off on Thursday  :tiny:

A lot of us are going to be on Flight radar 24 for a while tomorrow then. 

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Reports today was that he'd board the plane tomorrow. Potential appearance at half time me thinks.

Ahhh right, I missed that report mate so cheers for the heads up ;-)

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Bring Back Paulo Sergio

He'd be quite happy, being the religious fellow that he is, landing in Texas and being met by crosses of all shapes and sizes from his welcome party.

 

He would be a bit more worried when the welcome party started to set the crosses alight.

:rofl: :rofl :rofl: fantastic. I was say I spat my coffee all over the keyboard, but nobody really does that.
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Bring Back Paulo Sergio

Plenty of people drink coffee.

 

You're just being silly now.

Really? I don't believe it.

 

What I'm saying is nobody spits it over there computer. Which is normally the standard thing to say when someone posts something funny. Jeez

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All roads lead to Gorgie

post-2100-0-95438900-1438187174_thumb.jpgWhen Juwon finally arrives I expect scenes reminiscent of The Beatles arrival in the States.

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Bring Back Paulo Sergio

:lol:

 

I know, I'm just messing OF. ;)

:laugh:

 

I was thinking that's the last time I'll be complementing you're posts. :D

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Rudolf's Mate

Really? I don't believe it.

 

What I'm saying is nobody spits it over there computer. Which is normally the standard thing to say when someone posts something funny. Jeez

I was drinking a can of coke in work whilst watching the clip of the drunken Hearts fan (Franco) who came flying down the stairs and ended up going over onto the side of the pitch. I sprayed my coke all over my PC so can understand how the saying came about.

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What if he turns out to be sheeite?  We're all going to feel a bit silly!

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Clerry Jambo

What if he turns out to be sheeite? We're all going to feel a bit silly!

He won't be mate

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What if he turns out to be sheeite?  We're all going to feel a bit silly!

Throughout this whole sorry episode, I've been privately reserving the right to scream abuse at the screen every time he drops below Takis standard

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songs were great earlier in thread

 

hope we can get one going for him arriving

 

Nowhere near the quality of the Juanma songs though

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Sky sources: Juwon Oshaniwa should complete move to @JamTarts within 48 hours after work permit & visa problems were resolved

 

@ScotlandSky

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kingantti1874

Nowhere near the quality of the Juanma songs though

What are they?

 

Hit me baby Juanma time?

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Bring Back Paulo Sergio

BREAKING: Hearts target Juwon_Oshaniwa seeking te re-negotiate contract terms. :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hope he can play in the rain

 

It rains in Nigeria, and Israel, so he should be ok. 

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scott herbertson

I liked the comment of the Japanese spectator at the Open Golf - "Why don't you play this tournament in the Summer?"

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