Chris Benoit Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 http://content.usato...ead/1?csp=ipmps Jim Panzee - seconded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Glad it was the yanks that got the kill shot and not us Brits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 they will have his DNA on record as im sure it was the americans who trained him and gave weapons to fight the russians So the Mujahadeen training by the CIA in the 1980s (when DNA technology was in its infancy) involved compulsory DNA samples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultraviolet Catastrophe Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 So the Mujahadeen training by the CIA in the 1980s (when DNA technology was in its infancy) involved compulsory DNA samples? Pretty sure he's joking, Geoffrey Kilpatrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 1116: Jason Burke, the Guardian's South Asia correspondent, tweets: "I'm hearing Shuja Pasha - ISI chief - knew, Kayani - army chief etc - knew. Zardari told as it was happening ... unconfirmed but plausible." Interesting, as I suspected tbh. Pakistan could be in trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I was having a wee chuckle about them interrupting Trump's 'Celebrity Apprentice' (I know, I know) for the announcement. Nice timing by Barold. A great week you would have to say, really. Re-election beckons. How will the conspiracy nuts, the rednecks and the gung ho republican hawks react to this news? It's a guaranteed vote winner. Also http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1382385/Obamas-Press-dinner-stand-routine-rips-Trump-birther-issue.html?ito=feeds-newsxml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultraviolet Catastrophe Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Interesting, as I suspected tbh. Pakistan could be in trouble Knew as in knew he was there or knew the attack was happening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Corporal Knightley reporting for duty, SIR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Pretty sure he's joking, Geoffrey Kilpatrick. Pretty sure he wasnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Holy unbelievable. I'll use the excuse that I was still in bed and using my touch phone with dodgy predictive texting. Nicky Campbell can take the blame for him being buried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Future administrations will no doubt turn this guy into Public Enemy Number One: But then, he does a pretty good job of that himself really. Indeed he does. He's been putting himself in towards the top of his own boss' most wanted list after falling out with khameini over the reappointment of someone to his cabinet and been absent from official duties for a week or so. No doubt, however, that this news might have him crawl back out to make an announcement or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Corporal Knightley reporting for duty, SIR! http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2011/05/report-osama-bin-laden-is-dead/1?csp=ipmps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Who is now top of the USA's "Most Wanted" list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultraviolet Catastrophe Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Guardian sources revealing who they believe shot Osama: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Obituary from Al Jazeera (So they presumably aren't buying any hoax conspiracy theories) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scallywag Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/Hiding-bin-Laden-Finger-of-suspicion-at-ISI/articleshow/8141352.cms Looking forward to the western media stopping the celebrations and actual starting to ask some questions about where they found Bin Laden. There must be some nervous high level intellegance people in Pakistan this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Guardian sources revealing who they believe shot Osama: What's that arseholes name again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2011/05/report-osama-bin-laden-is-dead/1?csp=ipmps IP is working his magic once again I can't be bothered registering but can someone post: 'what happened on the 9th of November anyway?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 They're saying DNA is back confirmed. What did they match it to? A set of his underpants from 9/11? He'd have offloaded a ton of DNA when the planes hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 What's that arseholes name again? smeato?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Obituary from Al Jazeera (So they presumably aren't buying any hoax conspiracy theories) Even better article from the same site http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth/opinion/2011/05/20115272712668919.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultraviolet Catastrophe Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 What's that arseholes name again? Dunno, why don't you come up with a "hilarious" one for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Jim and IP getting a knock on the door very shortly from the CIA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Jim and IP getting a knock on the door very shortly from the CIA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Dunno, why don't you come up with a "hilarious" one for him? Get over it Slur Bawbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2011/05/report-osama-bin-laden-is-dead/1?csp=ipmps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Jim and IP getting a knock on the door very shortly from the CIA It crossed my mind as I was typing that it may be a little different to posting about pensioners on the Daily Mail. I wonder whether an orange jump suit will look good on me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 It crossed my mind as I was typing that it may be a little different to posting about pensioners on the Daily Mail. I wonder whether an orange jump suit will look good on me? You and Gympants deserve all the Karma coming your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 It crossed my mind as I was typing that it may be a little different to posting about pensioners on the Daily Mail. I wonder whether an orange jump suit will look good on me? i'll see you on cuban time bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitster Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 People outside the White House celebrating this like a Ryder Cup victory. We all know they can't do that Geoff. Europe own the Ryder Cup Wooop Wooop though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Bin Laden ain't dead ,Remember James bonds burial at sea "you only live twice" , Bin laden was given a sleeping pill and picked up be a US sub as he is Deep cover US agent he will have a face transplant given new idea and sent back into Afghanistan . Thats my conspiracy theory . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Meanwhile, in the afterlife, the first of Bin Laden's virgins prepare to pleasure the glorious martyr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Osama may be dead, but he's still blowing up my news feed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 What did they match it to? A set of his underpants from 9/11? He'd have offloaded a ton of DNA when the planes hit. From some of his siblings that used to reside in the US apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 From some of his siblings that used to reside in the US apparently. Feck me, I thought the Warren Commission whitewash was bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Here you all go, conspiracy theories abounding already.Accept that he is dead, that said,the triumphalism of the Yanks in USA is sickening.They behave no more with humanity and civility than those they seek to demonise who rejoice at the suffering of those in the West.The fact that a deluge of provably fake video and audio tapes were released by an organization with direct ties to the Pentagon in the years that followed illustrated how the military-industrial complex was keen to prolong the Bin Laden boogeyman myth as a backdrop against which to launch their takeover of the middle east under the umbrella of the ?war on terror" and to justify more basic freedoms lost to most ordinary people; But i personally don?t think for a minute that final ?confirmation? of Osama?s death will mean an end to the ?war on terror? and the U.S. and British troops pulling out of Afghanistan,just as the capture of Saddam Hussein did absolutely nothing to speed a U.S. exit out of Iraq. If anything, the announcement of Osama?s death will only lead to more warfare and bloodshed in the region.Whether genuine or contrived,terrorist retaliation plots are already in the works and when they are unleashed,the establishment will point to them as a justification for more air strikes, more invasions and more regime change plots disguised as humanitarian aid. In life, Bin Laden?s propaganda value as an Emmanuel Goldstein hate figure was immense,but in death his usefulness to the US military-industrial complex or those that seek to create a one world dictatorship will, for a time at least,only increase.Find it really hard to believe that they put saddam hussain and his sons on tv for the world to see, and other terrorists but no they throw Osama in the sea feck i think if people believe that with no real proof then we are in alot more trouble then I thought. This fake photo, which is still being used by the main stream media news or "manipulation" out lets from the likes of the Daily Mail and the London Telegraph even after it was proven to be a contrived hoax that has been circulating on the internet for years,fits perfectly with everything surrounding the Bin Laden myth ? the old and effective problem,reaction, solution manipulation agenda,the fake video tapes,the fake audio tapes,the fake claim of responsibility for 9/11;This reeks of the usual method of manipulation used in the war on our freedoms,using justifiable government sponsored terrorism,the old problem,reaction,solution method to get the desired agenda to the next level; ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT, FINANCED BY A WORLD CURRENCY,(CASH LESS) AND RUN BY A WORLD BANK, WITH A GLOBAL ARMY TO CRUSH ANY UPRISINGS BY OTHER COUNTRY'S WHO DO NOT COMPLY, WITH A CENTRAL OR ONE POLICE FORCE IN ALL COUNTRY'S TO ENFORCE IT; BACKED UP BY AN UNELECTED EUROPEAN/WORLD JUSTICE SYSTEM BODY TO ENFORCE LAWS THAT SUIT THIS NEW WORLD ORDER;A micro-chipped world population,control of every aspect of human life as possible,game set and match, welcome to the future centralized world fascist police state;This goal of a centralized fascist police state has been planned for ages and now it is slowly becoming transparent in places by the occasional feck ups like this faked photo being used as justification of Bin Laden"s death; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I'm away to watch Doctor Who..... Maroonlegions never disappoints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultraviolet Catastrophe Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 And just like that, the thread is ruined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Only in America, right? He he he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I'm going to start looking for conspiracy theories in everything now, it must be a barrel of laughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Clarke Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 It was only a matter of time. maroonlegions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT, FINANCED BY A WORLD CURRENCY,(CASH LESS) AND RUN BY A WORLD BANK, WITH A GLOBAL ARMY TO CRUSH ANY UPRISINGS BY OTHER COUNTRY'S WHO DO NOT COMPLY, WITH A CENTRAL OR ONE POLICE FORCE IN ALL COUNTRY'S TO ENFORCE IT; BACKED UP BY AN UNELECTED EUROPEAN/WORLD JUSTICE SYSTEM BODY TO ENFORCE LAWS THAT SUIT THIS NEW WORLD ORDER;A micro-chipped world population,control of every aspect of human life as possible,game set and match, welcome to the future centralized world fascist police state;This goal of a centralized fascist police state has been planned for ages and now it is slowly becoming transparent in places by the occasional feck ups like this faked photo being used as justification of Bin Laden"s death; Could almost believe you, if it weren't for the fact that the human race are too fecking useless to actually carry out anything on the magnitude of what you're suggesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 And just like that, the thread is ruined My conspiracy theory is that maroonlegions is part of the New World Order. By creating fantastic 'out there' nonsense, he helps to blow smoke over those asking the truly pertinent questions. Well done ML, you're good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romanov Stole My Pension Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Hoping this is fake. http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg619/scaled.php?tn=0&server=619&filename=k5pct.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 The Playstation Network gets hacked and goes down. Bin Laden gets whacked. Put 2 and 2 together people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultraviolet Catastrophe Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 My conspiracy theory is that maroonlegions is part of the New World Order. By creating fantastic 'out there' nonsense, he helps to blow smoke over those asking the truly pertinent questions. Well done ML, you're good Thankfully, no one on this thread has asked any pertinent questions, except maybe Shaun. No harm done then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Berwick Jambo Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 The American troops probably shot him by accident while aiming for the human shield! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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