Guest C00l K1d Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Bird top left = The one in the middle would get a length though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 The one in the middle would get a length though Judging by the arm, I think that's a bloke, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Judging by the arm, I think that's a bloke, mate. Oh you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Words fail me, a fat man from a house with no mirrors That man is a supervisor at my work and the rest of them are other employees. fail for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 That man is a supervisor at my work and the rest of them are other employees. fail for me Looks like a McDonalds tester! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 2) When queuing at the bar and its extremely busy, people who wave their notes in the air trying to get served first. If I was a barman i would serve these people last. As a barman in dumfries myself this bugs me right off! I just refuse to serve them until they stop it idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 2) When queuing at the bar and its extremely busy, people who wave their notes in the air trying to get served first. If I was a barman i would serve these people last. As a barman in dumfries myself this bugs me right off! I just refuse to serve them until they stop it idiots. I never realised this annoyed the typical bar person...if the boozer is packed, and people are just standing about the bar, is it no a decent indicator as to who is actually waiting to get served?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Its basically an attention seeking method to get served actually these are just people shoving there way in to be served first I usually work it from left to right and just serve away and tell them al be with you asap. People who flash there money at me wont get served and I tell them to stop flashing there money as theres other people before you waiting to be served. Then they stop it Its just really annoying to see. I would never do it so why do people do it? hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Its basically an attention seeking method to get served actually these are just people shoving there way in to be served first I usually work it from left to right and just serve away and tell them al be with you asap. People who flash there money at me wont get served and I tell them to stop flashing there money as theres other people before you waiting to be served. Then they stop it Its just really annoying to see. I would never do it so why do people do it? hmmm. Because it's an attention seeking method to get served?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 If someone waves their cash at me I have been known to ask if they want a pint or a lapdance. Usually gets a laugh and folk realise it's annoying me. I stole that line from Corrie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 In my views yeah it is. It wouldnt make me work faster if I see some waving there money at my face and shouting and swearing. The first time I came back from Greece and worked again behind the bar I had maybe 10 people waiting which I served in a few minutes and a guy just shoved a fella and 2 girls away and threw himself on the bar waving a 20 quid note and shouted "Oi idiot, Ive been waiting to be served for 15 mins" Now this guy had just walked in, he was completly smashed and I saw him staggering up the stairs So I just stared at him and said "Do I look as stupid as you? I watched you come up the stairs and youve just pushed customers out the way, your not being served end of converation. Had to get the manager to get him out as it turned nasty. Every weekend youl get 1 di**head wanting to be Mr Clever and flashing cash or swearing at a bar tender I just laugh it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Cannot stand groups of lassies that think they're characters from 'Sex & The City' - they're ******* everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Well said that man. I get on with just about every bouncer at my work. They are all sound, down to earth guys who are just doing a tough job. Some of the stick they get is incredible. I just dot get the arrogance of some people. I would never work at a bar that didn't employ bouncers because it's just not worth the intimidation you face otherwise. Where do you work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaroonBlooded Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 If you guys think Hive is bad, I suggest trying a night out in somewhere like Paisley or Ayr. Eye opening, possibly literally in the former. Mutants doesn't even do justice, I don't have the heart to post pictures from Maddisons in Ayr for instance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Where do you work?<br /> Maxims Casino. After 3am we basically turn into a nightclub without the music. Those on George St. still able to stand stagger down and keep drinking in our place. The weekends are particularly busy and a haven for wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I never realised this annoyed the typical bar person...if the boozer is packed, and people are just standing about the bar, is it no a decent indicator as to who is actually waiting to get served?? I think it's the whole waving the cash thing, arm outstretched. I tend to hold a note in my hand, so if they're glancing along the bar they can see that I'm waiting to be served rather than just standing at the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 In my views yeah it is. It wouldnt make me work faster if I see some waving there money at my face and shouting and swearing. The first time I came back from Greece and worked again behind the bar I had maybe 10 people waiting which I served in a few minutes and a guy just shoved a fella and 2 girls away and threw himself on the bar waving a 20 quid note and shouted "Oi idiot, Ive been waiting to be served for 15 mins" Now this guy had just walked in, he was completly smashed and I saw him staggering up the stairs So I just stared at him and said "Do I look as stupid as you? I watched you come up the stairs and youve just pushed customers out the way, your not being served end of converation. Had to get the manager to get him out as it turned nasty. Every weekend youl get 1 dI**head wanting to be Mr Clever and flashing cash or swearing at a bar tender I just laugh it off. Kearney's back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Maxims Casino. After 3am we basically turn into a nightclub without the music. Those on George St. still able to stand stagger down and keep drinking in our place. The weekends are particularly busy and a haven for wankers. The one on York Place? Only been in it a few times - don't go to the casino much in Edinburgh. Tend to go to the Casino after work up here as it is where a lot of the doorstaff from around Aberdeen go to chill out after shifts. We tend to avoid it on Saturday nights though because as you say it is full of to$$ers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Maybe the most frustrating thing on a night out is when you give up your go to someone else who has been waiting longer. Then once the barman has finished serving them he/she buggers off and serves someone else. Very true. But luckily it didn't happen this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 If you guys think Hive is bad, I suggest trying a night out in somewhere like Paisley or Ayr. Eye opening, possibly literally in the former. Mutants doesn't even do justice, I don't have the heart to post pictures from Maddisons in Ayr for instance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I'm never going out in Edinburgh again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 :laugh: a bevvy of beauties there Brian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaroonBlooded Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I've seen even worse when I've been in haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 That man is a supervisor at my work and the rest of them are other employees. fail for me Do they work in Jamie Olivers favourite supermarket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas Brody Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Jackpot :bitgay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 :laugh: a bevvy of beauties there Brian! I think a few of them go to the same place as Kenny Miller for fake tan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.F.Robertson Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I'm never going out in Edinburgh again.... Huckin fell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I'm never going out in Edinburgh again.... Oooft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 For all those slating the Hive, there are far worse places out there in the big bad world! Last year on a stag doo we stayed at Rookin Farm outside Penrith which is fantastic, however we ended up in Penrith on the Saturday night and a club called Toppers, yes Toppers!! To give you an idea of how classy it is, they have a constant drinks promotion 3 for 2 on fecking Blue WKD !!! A selection from their online gallery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 For all those slating the Hive, there are far worse places out there in the big bad world! Last year on a stag doo we stayed at Rookin Farm outside Penrith which is fantastic, however we ended up in Penrith on the Saturday night and a club called Toppers, yes Toppers!! To give you an idea of how classy it is, they have a constant drinks promotion 3 for 2 on fecking Blue WKD !!! Been there as well on a stag do when we stayed at RH The groom was pestered all night for sex by a scary black woman. This was despite the fact that he was dressed as Shrek or maybe because he was dressed as Shrek. The DJ was a person on indeterminable gender as well. Bizarre place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I think a few of them go to the same place as Kenny Miller for fake tan The dermatologist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyCropper Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 I cant believe i forgot about this beauty. Budz Bar was in Union Street in Aberdeen but now closed. Remember when i first moved here, the first time i went in there, was just away to take a sip of my pint when right infront me there is two boys going at it hammer and tong both rolling around the floor with bottles in their hands trying to hit each other. I did have a few fair rides with girls i had met in there though in my younger days. Luckily they were just above the class of girl in this video (Not by much some of them though.) The people you see in this video were the average punters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I cant believe i forgot about this beauty. Budz Bar was in Union Street in Aberdeen but now closed. Remember when i first moved here, the first time i went in there, was just away to take a sip of my pint when right infront me there is two boys going at it hammer and tong both rolling around the floor with bottles in their hands trying to hit each other. I did have a few fair rides with girls i had met in there though in my younger days. Luckily they were just above the class of girl in this video (Not by much some of them though.) The people you see in this video were the average punters. I know one of the boys in that video. Absalute Roaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djf Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Much rather a bar full of people with their cash ready to go than a bar full of people who take five minutes fishing change out their wallets/purses once their drinks are poured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I cant believe i forgot about this beauty. Budz Bar was in Union Street in Aberdeen but now closed. Remember when i first moved here, the first time i went in there, was just away to take a sip of my pint when right infront me there is two boys going at it hammer and tong both rolling around the floor with bottles in their hands trying to hit each other. I did have a few fair rides with girls i had met in there though in my younger days. Luckily they were just above the class of girl in this video (Not by much some of them though.) The people you see in this video were the average punters. The head doorman I have worked with for the last year was a doorman and then head doorman at Budz for a while. The horror stories I have heard about that place are unreal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 The head doorman I have worked with for the last year was a doorman and then head doorman at Budz for a while. The horror stories I have heard about that place are unreal! Go on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 when dafties decide to throw curry down your back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Double post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Go on... Just some of the stuff that they used to get away with doing to people - they had quite a few nasty sorts come in and drink in the place - I think one guy even died after a brawl in there. I will ask him for his top five tonight and if he minds me making them public knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 The worst place to go out.... Try Chancers in Dumfries so Horrors kick the tiles there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardwick1888 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Grumpy owd tossbag,up yer game sunshine 1) People who are in a large group crowding round the bar while 1 person buys the drinks, thus blocking the bar so no one else can get in about the bar. 2) When queuing at the bar and its extremely busy, people who wave their notes in the air trying to get served first. If I was a barman i would serve these people last. 3) People who have no concept of a queue at the taxi rank. Wait your turn you erse. 4) When i go for a piss, someone at the next urinal I have never seen in my life, asking me - "Having a good night mate?" Erm aye i am but i prefer to do my socialising at the bar and not the toilets. 5) Another toilet related one. When in an open urinal, there is no else but you and someone comes in and stands right next to you! If you want to go willie watching go somewhere else. Jeez i sound like a right hoot on a night out. Must be getting old! These things dont make or break my night out but just little things that annoy me. Whats yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoleon Wilson Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 The worst place to go out.... Try Chancers in Dumfries so Horrors kick the tiles there Blasphemy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 BUMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 BUMP She looks like she's quite pleased with the prospect of being Goodwillied by that gang of vacant looking youths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 She looks like she's quite pleased with the prospect of being Goodwillied by that gang of vacant looking youths. It's every goblins dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 It's every goblins dream. What, getting the Shanboaby? Not so popular in west lothian, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 She looks like she's quite pleased with the prospect of being Goodwillied by that gang of vacant looking youths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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