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Christ Dave, you could at least pretend. :whistling:

 

There was a deer hiding in the weeds, the deer then got out his tennis racquet and backhanded my chip to within 5 yards of the hole. Said deer didn't hear Graygo's shot so was still looking the other way, the shot went right up it's choochkter and the dear had to cough the ball out, which landed withing 5 yards of the hole :thumbsup:

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There was a deer hiding in the weeds, the deer then got out his tennis racquet and backhanded my chip to within 5 yards of the hole. Said deer didn't hear Graygo's shot so was still looking the other way, the shot when right up it's choochkter and the dear had to cough the ball out, which landed withing 5 yards of the hole :thumbsup:

 

That's better. :thumbsup:

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There was a deer hiding in the weeds, the deer then got out his tennis racquet and backhanded my chip to within 5 yards of the hole. Said deer didn't hear Graygo's shot so was still looking the other way, the shot went right up it's choochkter and the dear had to cough the ball out, which landed withing 5 yards of the hole :thumbsup:

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Dave wins 4 & 2, well done mate. Very steady golf and I just couldn't get going.

 

I made the easy look hard whilst Dave made the hard look easy.

 

Best of luck in the final mate. :thumbsup:

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Dave wins 4 & 2, well done mate. Very steady golf and I just couldn't get going.

 

I made the easy look hard whilst Dave made the hard look easy.

 

Best of luck in the final mate. :thumbsup:

 

Cheers mate, enjoyed that one. Need to make sure I have balls for John now :lol:

 

Very surprised to be in the final

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Well done Dave, that was a rather convincing win in the end, I thought this one would have went the distance :whistling:

 

 

Enjoyed the read guys and well done Dave.

 

All the best in the final you two thumbsup.gif

 

Cheers guys, looking forward to (hopefully) getting my revenge. After a bit of a pounding from John in the first round of the last tourney.

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Cheers guys, looking forward to (hopefully) getting my revenge. After a bit of a pounding from John in the first round of the last tourney.

I was hoping you'd forgotten about that :ninja:

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OAKMONT KNOCKOUT MATCHPLAY COMPETITION

 

 

THE FINAL

 

 

And so the course from hell has coughed up its finalists.....

 

johnmitchell (persil32)

 

 

vs

 

 

Dave Spacey//Dave243

 

 

 

 

Of course, it's not over yet for those stuck at the back of the Oakmont throat. 3rd/4th place playoff is between......

 

 

 

Boof

 

vs.

 

graygo

 

 

 

 

 

Good luck to all four players, and congratulations for getting thus far..... :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

Final and playoff to be played by - whenever. Hopefully Saturday. :whistling:

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I can do tomorrow night Dave if that's any good mate?

 

I can't do Friday or Saturday though sadly

 

Tomorrow night it is. Anytime after 4:30 :thumbsup:

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Tomorrow night it is. Anytime after 4:30 :thumbsup:

Sweet, I don't think I'll get home until around 7pm as I'm working down in Eyemouth, but I'll give you a shout when I get myself settled down with a beer :D

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Sweet, I don't think I'll get home until around 7pm as I'm working down in Eyemouth, but I'll give you a shout when I get myself settled down with a beer :D

 

Make it after 5 or 6 beers :ninja:

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Make it after 5 or 6 beers :ninja:

Ha ha, one thing I can't do when I've had a few beers is play this game, it's a nightmare because I seem to think I can and do damage to my average! :banghead:

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Sweet, I don't think I'll get home until around 7pm as I'm working down in Eyemouth

 

Good luck explaining why you stick of fish when you get in mate laugh.gif

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The Wolf's Lair - Result

 

Totally forgot about this blink.gif

 

Congratulations to HMFC21 who won with a score of only 72.63 thumbsup.gif

Special mention to AndyMcI77 who was the only other player to break 100.

 

Full table:

 

{DIDN'T WORK}

 

As promised, first prize is a whole pint of beer.

 

Next home game I can make will be either Inverness or the vermin. I can arrange the prize giving for then if your're about HMFC21 thumbsup.gif

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The Wolf's Lair - Final Table thumbsup.gif

 

1 hmfc21 72.63

2 AndyMcI77 89.61

3 Dave243 117.71

4 graygo 137.65

5 persil32 141.47

6 ayeball 205.46

7 portobellojambo1 223.65

8 kevingallacher 232.85

9 jambodunks 245.26

10 sosweb 256.5

11 JamboJas 304.09

12 jambosean75 319.9

13 rossd1987 419.97

 

I was really really really hoping that the table wouldn't work :ermm:

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John, I'm nipping out to the pub for a wee bit, should be back by about 8 though

 

 

Drinking and driving, eh? :whistling::(

 

 

 

 

I'm here all week - try the chicken, it's lovely......

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Drinking and driving, eh? :whistling::(

 

 

 

 

I'm here all week - try the chicken, it's lovely......

 

Can't drive and I'm not drinking :lol:

 

The chicken is lovely though

 

Edit........ah i get it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Can't drive and I'm not drinking :lol:

 

I actually thought you meant you were off to the Pub sub-forum laugh.gif

 

The bitch-slapping continues in there rolleyes.gif

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Ha ha :D

 

I'm ready to go when you are mate :thumbsup:

 

5 mins, just making a cuppa and a sannie. Soak up the drink (can't say no when a mates paying) :lol: Help yourself to another pint :whistling:

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Ha ha, you've only been away for an hour or so ya lightweight :lol:

 

That was 4 pints and a voddy red bull :lol: I only weigh 10 stone :lol: I'm ready bud, you want to set it up?

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Looking forward to this :D

 

I'd better ssshhhhh though - don't want to put either player off their shot.

 

Graygo - gie's a shout when you're about. I'm out for about an hour from now but should be back later.

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Both drives hit the fairway in a decent start, and Dave pings his 2nd to within 6ft of the hole and missed the putt, I leave mine about 20ft away and miss mine too, all square after 1 and Dave cussing about "hairy arse cheeks" already :D

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2nd hole sees to good drives onto the fairway again, consistency!

 

2 good second shots both within 10 ft and Dave comes up short (that's what all the women say), whilst I hole mine and go 1 up

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2nd hole sees to good drives onto the fairway again, consistency!

 

2 good second shots both within 10 ft and Dave comes up short (that's what all the women say), whilst I hole mine and go 1 up

 

Only on the golf course John :P;)

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2 good drives on the 3rd sees us both on the green in 2 no probs, however Dave sees his putt go 48ft past the hole and I think he used his driver :huh:

 

I putt mine to within 4 ft from 30ft and hole the return to go 2 up, it appears Dave didn't notice his putter was set to 150ft :lol:

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2 good drives on the 3rd sees us both on the green in 2 no probs, however Dave sees his putt go 48ft past the hole and I think he used his driver :huh:

 

It was only 20 foot :lol: ended up 48 foot away though :lol:

 

O dear o dear

 

I thought/assumed it said 30 foot :lol:

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The crowd are getting restless as Dave keeps muttering things about big hairy arses and big hairy fuds for some reason.

 

There's a guy in a kilt streaking across the greens flashing his balls at us, it's a bit distracting but it's what Dave's been asking for, hang on, it's Dunks!! It looks like he's a McDonald because he's packing a quarter pounder up there.............with cheese!!

 

4th hole and both players hit birdies to seal a half each, some good play going on here!

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The crowd are getting restless as Dave keeps muttering things about big hairy arses and big hairy fuds for some reason.

 

There's a guy in a kilt streaking across the greens flashing his balls at us, it's a bit distracting but it's what Dave's been asking for, hang on, it's Dunks!! It looks like he's a McDonald because he's packing a quarter pounder up there.............with cheese!!

 

4th hole and both players hit birdies to seal a half each, some good play going on here!

 

That's not what I've been asking for. If it was Frankie Saturday... then i'd be offski after it :lol:

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2 decent tee shots on the 5th and both putting for birdies................the tension mounts!

 

Dave comes up slightly short again (get viagra mate!) whilst I sink a 12 footer to move 3 up after 5, I need to pinch myself! :o

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Both tee shots on the short par three 6th hit the green and I miss my birdie putt from 15ft, and then Dave only just misses his tiddler, erm I mean 6ft putt to win the hole, two pars means it's a half!

 

Dave says his putt was like an ugly bird, I think what he meant by that was he didn't want to put it in the hole :blink:

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2 decent tee shots on the 5th and both putting for birdies................the tension mounts!

 

Dave comes up slightly short again (get viagra mate!) whilst I sink a 12 footer to move 3 up after 5, I need to pinch myself! :o

 

Getting it up isn't the problem, it's the getting it in :P

 

Dave is officially making an arse of this :lol:

 

If this was closest to the hole I'd be winning

 

John, i was meaning the going through with it anyway :lol: despite knowing I shouldn't

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