graygo Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Hole 12, and another one to forget from Graygo, gave up the ghost on the green and an easy par from Dave sees him go 3 up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 (edited) Christ Dave, you could at least pretend. There was a deer hiding in the weeds, the deer then got out his tennis racquet and backhanded my chip to within 5 yards of the hole. Said deer didn't hear Graygo's shot so was still looking the other way, the shot went right up it's choochkter and the dear had to cough the ball out, which landed withing 5 yards of the hole Edited November 17, 2010 by Dave Spacey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 There was a deer hiding in the weeds, the deer then got out his tennis racquet and backhanded my chip to within 5 yards of the hole. Said deer didn't hear Graygo's shot so was still looking the other way, the shot when right up it's choochkter and the dear had to cough the ball out, which landed withing 5 yards of the hole That's better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Hole 13 and the deer keeps giving Graygo evils, as it looks on we both make par, hole halved Still 3 up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 DAVE'S NOW DORMIE 4 FFS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 There was a deer hiding in the weeds, the deer then got out his tennis racquet and backhanded my chip to within 5 yards of the hole. Said deer didn't hear Graygo's shot so was still looking the other way, the shot went right up it's choochkter and the dear had to cough the ball out, which landed withing 5 yards of the hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Dormie 3 now. 2 putts for Graygo, 3 putts for me. The deer has an evil look in it's eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Dave wins 4 & 2, well done mate. Very steady golf and I just couldn't get going. I made the easy look hard whilst Dave made the hard look easy. Best of luck in the final mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 (edited) Dave wins 4 & 2, well done mate. Very steady golf and I just couldn't get going. I made the easy look hard whilst Dave made the hard look easy. Best of luck in the final mate. Cheers mate, enjoyed that one. Need to make sure I have balls for John now Very surprised to be in the final Edited November 17, 2010 by Dave Spacey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Well done Dave, that was a rather convincing win in the end, I thought this one would have went the distance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Enjoyed the read guys and well done Dave. All the best in the final you two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Well done Dave, that was a rather convincing win in the end, I thought this one would have went the distance Enjoyed the read guys and well done Dave. All the best in the final you two Cheers guys, looking forward to (hopefully) getting my revenge. After a bit of a pounding from John in the first round of the last tourney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Cheers guys, looking forward to (hopefully) getting my revenge. After a bit of a pounding from John in the first round of the last tourney. I was hoping you'd forgotten about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 OAKMONT KNOCKOUT MATCHPLAY COMPETITION THE FINAL And so the course from hell has coughed up its finalists..... johnmitchell (persil32) vs Dave Spacey//Dave243 Of course, it's not over yet for those stuck at the back of the Oakmont throat. 3rd/4th place playoff is between...... Boof vs. graygo Good luck to all four players, and congratulations for getting thus far..... Final and playoff to be played by - whenever. Hopefully Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 (edited) Course from hell? I like it When are you available for this one John? Edited November 17, 2010 by Dave Spacey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I can do tomorrow night Dave if that's any good mate? I can't do Friday or Saturday though sadly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I can do tomorrow night Dave if that's any good mate? I can't do Friday or Saturday though sadly Tomorrow night it is. Anytime after 4:30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Tomorrow night it is. Anytime after 4:30 Sweet, I don't think I'll get home until around 7pm as I'm working down in Eyemouth, but I'll give you a shout when I get myself settled down with a beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Sweet, I don't think I'll get home until around 7pm as I'm working down in Eyemouth, but I'll give you a shout when I get myself settled down with a beer Make it after 5 or 6 beers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Make it after 5 or 6 beers Ha ha, one thing I can't do when I've had a few beers is play this game, it's a nightmare because I seem to think I can and do damage to my average! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Sweet, I don't think I'll get home until around 7pm as I'm working down in Eyemouth Good luck explaining why you stick of fish when you get in mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 The Wolf's Lair - Result Totally forgot about this Congratulations to HMFC21 who won with a score of only 72.63 Special mention to AndyMcI77 who was the only other player to break 100. Full table: {DIDN'T WORK} As promised, first prize is a whole pint of beer. Next home game I can make will be either Inverness or the vermin. I can arrange the prize giving for then if your're about HMFC21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 The Wolf's Lair - Final Table 1 hmfc21 72.63 2 AndyMcI77 89.61 3 Dave243 117.71 4 graygo 137.65 5 persil32 141.47 6 ayeball 205.46 7 portobellojambo1 223.65 8 kevingallacher 232.85 9 jambodunks 245.26 10 sosweb 256.5 11 JamboJas 304.09 12 jambosean75 319.9 13 rossd1987 419.97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 The Wolf's Lair - Final Table 1 hmfc21 72.63 2 AndyMcI77 89.61 3 Dave243 117.71 4 graygo 137.65 5 persil32 141.47 6 ayeball 205.46 7 portobellojambo1 223.65 8 kevingallacher 232.85 9 jambodunks 245.26 10 sosweb 256.5 11 JamboJas 304.09 12 jambosean75 319.9 13 rossd1987 419.97 I was really really really hoping that the table wouldn't work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 John, I'm nipping out to the pub for a wee bit, should be back by about 8 though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 John, I'm nipping out to the pub for a wee bit, should be back by about 8 though Drinking and driving, eh? I'm here all week - try the chicken, it's lovely...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 (edited) Drinking and driving, eh? I'm here all week - try the chicken, it's lovely...... Can't drive and I'm not drinking The chicken is lovely though Edit........ah i get it :lol: :lol: Edited November 18, 2010 by Dave Spacey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Can't drive and I'm not drinking I actually thought you meant you were off to the Pub sub-forum The bitch-slapping continues in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Seeing as I've been stood up, do I get awarded the final? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Seeing as I've been stood up, do I get awarded the final? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 No Ha ha I'm ready to go when you are mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Ha ha I'm ready to go when you are mate 5 mins, just making a cuppa and a sannie. Soak up the drink (can't say no when a mates paying) Help yourself to another pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 No worries mate, I'll just get some more practice in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 No worries mate, I'll just get some more practice in Bad news John, I may be a bit pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Bad news John, I may be a bit pissed Ha ha, you've only been away for an hour or so ya lightweight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Ha ha, you've only been away for an hour or so ya lightweight That was 4 pints and a voddy red bull I only weigh 10 stone I'm ready bud, you want to set it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Onto it mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 And as we line up at the 1st tee, both of us can't believe the massive crowds that have gathered for the final Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Looking forward to this I'd better ssshhhhh though - don't want to put either player off their shot. Graygo - gie's a shout when you're about. I'm out for about an hour from now but should be back later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Both drives hit the fairway in a decent start, and Dave pings his 2nd to within 6ft of the hole and missed the putt, I leave mine about 20ft away and miss mine too, all square after 1 and Dave cussing about "hairy arse cheeks" already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 2nd hole sees to good drives onto the fairway again, consistency! 2 good second shots both within 10 ft and Dave comes up short (that's what all the women say), whilst I hole mine and go 1 up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 2nd hole sees to good drives onto the fairway again, consistency! 2 good second shots both within 10 ft and Dave comes up short (that's what all the women say), whilst I hole mine and go 1 up Only on the golf course John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 (edited) 2 good drives on the 3rd sees us both on the green in 2 no probs, however Dave sees his putt go 48ft past the hole and I think he used his driver I putt mine to within 4 ft from 30ft and hole the return to go 2 up, it appears Dave didn't notice his putter was set to 150ft Edited November 18, 2010 by johnmitchell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 (edited) 2 good drives on the 3rd sees us both on the green in 2 no probs, however Dave sees his putt go 48ft past the hole and I think he used his driver It was only 20 foot ended up 48 foot away though O dear o dear I thought/assumed it said 30 foot Edited November 18, 2010 by Dave Spacey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 The crowd are getting restless as Dave keeps muttering things about big hairy arses and big hairy fuds for some reason. There's a guy in a kilt streaking across the greens flashing his balls at us, it's a bit distracting but it's what Dave's been asking for, hang on, it's Dunks!! It looks like he's a McDonald because he's packing a quarter pounder up there.............with cheese!! 4th hole and both players hit birdies to seal a half each, some good play going on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 The crowd are getting restless as Dave keeps muttering things about big hairy arses and big hairy fuds for some reason. There's a guy in a kilt streaking across the greens flashing his balls at us, it's a bit distracting but it's what Dave's been asking for, hang on, it's Dunks!! It looks like he's a McDonald because he's packing a quarter pounder up there.............with cheese!! 4th hole and both players hit birdies to seal a half each, some good play going on here! That's not what I've been asking for. If it was Frankie Saturday... then i'd be offski after it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 John has a magnet in his ball and the hole. His putting is way too good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 2 decent tee shots on the 5th and both putting for birdies................the tension mounts! Dave comes up slightly short again (get viagra mate!) whilst I sink a 12 footer to move 3 up after 5, I need to pinch myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 (edited) Both tee shots on the short par three 6th hit the green and I miss my birdie putt from 15ft, and then Dave only just misses his tiddler, erm I mean 6ft putt to win the hole, two pars means it's a half! Dave says his putt was like an ugly bird, I think what he meant by that was he didn't want to put it in the hole Edited November 18, 2010 by johnmitchell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 (edited) 2 decent tee shots on the 5th and both putting for birdies................the tension mounts! Dave comes up slightly short again (get viagra mate!) whilst I sink a 12 footer to move 3 up after 5, I need to pinch myself! Getting it up isn't the problem, it's the getting it in Dave is officially making an arse of this If this was closest to the hole I'd be winning John, i was meaning the going through with it anyway despite knowing I shouldn't Edited November 18, 2010 by Dave Spacey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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