portobellojambo1 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 I'll wait until tomorrow before posting. I think one, within a group of 4, is being led along by the others. I'm going to try and unravel the contents of post 542, or at the very least play with the words in it before voting. I ain't no goon, but I wish those that think I am would vote for me in that case, although there is a good reason for making such a suggestion to those who are unsure of how to vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Legend Doc vote yvonne Woop Woop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 wooooooooooooo well done kids that's 1 down from my goon list Boof woooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 vote yvonne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 4, 2010 Author Share Posted April 4, 2010 Vote count Yvonne 4 7 still to vote and 6 for a lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 vote Yvonnejambo Good work Malky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Let's finish things Vote Yvonne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 vote Yvonnejambo Good work Malky! Not me chief, Flux was the first to lead the charge Albeit, Bigsmak putting a big red cross on himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 moment of truth to come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 4, 2010 Author Share Posted April 4, 2010 Yowser!! Vote count Yvonne - lynched NIGHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 c'mon Boof, spill I've got bed to get to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 4, 2010 Author Share Posted April 4, 2010 The town were still celebrating. The back bar of The Jug-eared Philanderer had never seen such scenes of celebration since that bird from Emmerdale won Dancing on Celebrity Ice Factor. In a state of euphoria, they burst forth and almost immediately started the chant "She's a goon, she's a goon. Burn her." But nobody had a lighter. And anyway...it was her birthday. So, in a faux celebratory manner, they grabbed Yvonne and started to give her the birthday bumps. One Two Three etc... Thirty-one Thirty-two And, with a well coordinated move, they launched her under a 33 bus as it drove past the door of the pub. The bus never altered course as the driver didn't actually notice the thump-thump as it passed over the helpless and lifeless Yvonne. He just assumed they were particularly large potholes. The gathered crowd checked Yvonne's handbag for evidence of her goonliness. Hmmm, library card, driving licence, bank cards, passport...nothing there. They began to wonder if they'd done the right thing...was this a monumental own goal of Andres Escobar proportions? It was beginning to look like it.... Then Charlie Windsor called from the pub door... 'Yvonne...your pizza's here' Yvonne....pizza...could it be...? Yes, Sheddingtonians....Yvonne - Goon leader was on her way to join the choir Elysian. Since the goons don't get a night-hit when the goon leader gets lynched the Doctor chose to keep their medication under lock and key. So, no night-hit from the goons and the Doctor still has 4 tablets left to dose whomever they see fit. It is now morning again. 10 folk survive 2 goons 3 masons 1 Doctor 4 townies 6 votes needed to cause a pre-deadline lynching. Deadline will be Monday at 9pm. Game on again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Boof, what if the doc wanted to OD someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Knew it! Yvonne is always the same when she's a goon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 vote PJ1 Strange behaviour in his voting patterns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Get in! Knew it had to be either Yvonne or Bev running the show The goons got greedy trying to keep their entire mob intact with the votes for Flux and it's backfiring on them Going to go with Geoff's vote and follow my instincts from the past few rounds Vote PJ1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 4, 2010 Author Share Posted April 4, 2010 Boof, what if the doc wanted to OD someone? Been in contact by PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Cool, cheers boof just wondering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 I'll come back and vote in the morning once I've had a think Night peeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Think I have a few apologies to make at the end of this game, as I appear to have read things all wrong. The fact I'm not a goon will become apparent relatively quickly I think, given votes so far, but there are sufficient players left to still win the game even if I go out. Vote roscoe1874 for this round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 vonny is always at my throat when she's a goon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheiky Baby Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I go away for 2 minutes and we got 2 goons!! As I said before, I thought I had 2 groups (masons/goons) and think I now know who's left Hands up, I did get them the wrong way round but my eyes are open now. Apologies to my townie bro's for not representing! Anyways, down to the nitty gritty. PJ1 I did join you on the Deek/flux hunt but sorry but I'm joining the bandwagon vote PJ1 P.S. Still not convinced with the yvonne/bev situation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheiky Baby Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPgKFySmbrw Just watched this tonight. Amazing film. Amazing tune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehibsareintheirbeds Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Wooooooo well played town. If only someone had pointed out yvonne was chief goon earlier though! Good luck getting the last two- and cracking night stories boof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 vote roscoe That is all Edit correcting the bold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 woooo Well done townies! Excellent work from Malky! It's dull being dead you know woooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 The remaining goons are betwen PJ1 Roscoe Beverley Could it have been a bad girl duo? Perhaps. But continuing the strategy Vote Roscoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 "And, with a well coordinated move, they launched her under a 33 bus as it drove past the door of the pub. The bus never altered course as the driver didn't actually notice the thump-thump as it passed over the helpless and lifeless Yvonne. He just assumed they were particularly large potholes." Thanks Boof for stopping at 33 and reckon I would be like 2 particulary large potholes if a bus drove over me!!! 'Mon the goons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 You just aint got the hang of this!!! I loved this post, after 4 years playing the damn game!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Woooooooo 2 down from my list Woooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 I loved this post, after 4 years playing the damn game!!! Its always fun trying to belittle you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Could it be that i spotted the roscoe good/goon gaffe? Lets find out. vote roscoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 5, 2010 Author Share Posted April 5, 2010 Vote count to post #583 Roscoe 4 portobello 3 3 players still to vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 5, 2010 Author Share Posted April 5, 2010 woooo It's dull being dead you know woooo Especially when you've been voted off, rather than whacked, and you know perfectly well you're a townie. Frustrating as anything. 'mon the toon wooo Thanks Boof for stopping at 33 and reckon I would be like 2 particulary large potholes if a bus drove over me!!! wooo I was pondering how high to go but thought 74 would be just a bit too cheeky And Sheddington potholes are a bit like Edinburgh ones - you know about them when you hit them. 'mon the goons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Ach, let's call it now, even though I have my doubts. unvote portobellojambo1 vote Roscoe1874 Lyncheroonie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 5, 2010 Author Share Posted April 5, 2010 Not quite...it's 6 for a lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 I'll complete the lynch, think both seem as guilty as each other, plus I want to hurry things up so we can get another quality Boof story Unvote PJ1 Vote Roscoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 5, 2010 Author Share Posted April 5, 2010 That'll be night time, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheiky Baby Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Could it be that i spotted the roscoe good/goon gaffe? Lets find out. vote roscoe I was looking through you tube for a Vic Reeves big night out 'You just wouldn't let it lie!' sketch Couldn't find one, booooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 we have a lynch? its gonna be roscoe & PJ1 i reckon as the remaining goons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 we have a lynch? its gonna be roscoe & PJ1 i reckon as the remaining goons Or you Beverley!! I did suggest you and Yvonne were both goons earlier in the game and the thought is still with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 you can think what you like deek, i know what i am, and what i am is an unroled townie! boring, but true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 We will have to see what Roscoe was first. But is a town anyway I think, even if we go for the wrong player next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 5, 2010 Author Share Posted April 5, 2010 Once again the assorted Sheddingtonians were gathered in The Jug-eared Philanderer. A couple of people were trying their best to join in the high-spirited celebrations but really...their hearts weren't in it. One was looking particularly glum and the remainder of the group decided he was bad news for the town. Good or goon? Who could tell? The lynch-mob decided there was only one way to find out for sure...kill him!!! But how? As always they dragged their victim outside and tried to decide what fate would befall him. Some were foir the quick and easy method, some wanted to spin it out a bit. Bur Roscoe didn't give them a choice. Spotting a passing taxi he jumped in and tried to make his escape. The passenger in the taxi demanded that he be allowed to finish his journey so reluctantly Roscoe agreed. The baying mob of townspeople flagged down any and every of the next passing vehicles and gave chase after the speeding cab. As it approached The Balmoral the cabbie enquired, "Front door, Mr Gullit?" "Ah, yes, sure thing. I'm meeting a Mr Vladanov about a managerial position." As Mr Gullit exited, the cabbie turned to Roscoe, "Where to, mate?" With heavy heart Roscoe looked out the cab window and resignedly shook his head, "Ach, it doesn't matter. They've caught up with me." Right enough, the assortment of cars, motorbikes, horses, had kept pace with the cab and all were waiting for Roscoe. He came out of the taxi, head held high and prepared to accept his fate. "You're wrong. But if my death helps the town, that's okay with me." The crowd led Frenchie's police horse to the front of the mob. Staking Roscoe spreadeagled onto the ground they struck up the music. Yes, Frenchie's police horse had actually been a circus horse prior to joining the force so, on hearing the music, highstepped into a Riverdance routine. Poor old Roscoe never stood a chance. He thought he could've taken on a horse, but he was outnumbered and slowly met his fate - trampled to death by a Riverdancing horse. All because of a mis-spelling. So what was he...goon or good? Yep...one of the two. It wasn't a pretty sight, folks, but Roscoe - knuckle-dragging meathead, goon number 3, has been squashed. Still night so let's have the nighty goings-on. Sorry for the delay - domestic duties called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 5, 2010 Author Share Posted April 5, 2010 Once again the assorted Sheddingtonians were gathered in The Jug-eared Philanderer. A couple of people were trying their best to join in the high-spirited celebrations but really...their hearts weren't in it. One was looking particularly glum and the remainder of the group decided he was bad news for the town. Good or goon? Who could tell? The lynch-mob decided there was only one way to find out for sure...kill him!!! But how? As always they dragged their victim outside and tried to decide what fate would befall him. Some were foir the quick and easy method, some wanted to spin it out a bit. Bur Roscoe didn't give them a choice. Spotting a passing taxi he jumped in and tried to make his escape. The passenger in the taxi demanded that he be allowed to finish his journey so reluctantly Roscoe agreed. The baying mob of townspeople flagged down any and every of the next passing vehicles and gave chase after the speeding cab. As it approached The Balmoral the cabbie enquired, "Front door, Mr Gullit?" "Ah, yes, sure thing. I'm meeting a Mr Vladanov about a managerial position." As Mr Gullit exited, the cabbie turned to Roscoe, "Where to, mate?" With heavy heart Roscoe looked out the cab window and resignedly shook his head, "Ach, it doesn't matter. They've caught up with me." Right enough, the assortment of cars, motorbikes, horses, had kept pace with the cab and all were waiting for Roscoe. He came out of the taxi, head held high and prepared to accept his fate. "You're wrong. But if my death helps the town, that's okay with me." The crowd led Frenchie's police horse to the front of the mob. Staking Roscoe spreadeagled onto the ground they struck up the music. Yes, Frenchie's police horse had actually been a circus horse prior to joining the force so, on hearing the music, highstepped into a Riverdance routine. Poor old Roscoe never stood a chance. He thought he could've taken on a horse, but he was outnumbered and slowly met his fate - trampled to death by a Riverdancing horse. All because of a mis-spelling. So what was he...goon or good? Yep...one of the two. It wasn't a pretty sight, folks, but Roscoe - knuckle-dragging meathead, goon number 3, has been squashed. Still night so let's have the nighty goings-on. Sorry for the delay - domestic duties called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Wooooooooo 3 out of 4 so far Wooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Boom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Evening, seems through work this morning and a few pints afterwards you miss the fun.... As it's night I'm not going to elaborate on things..... FTGoons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 5, 2010 Author Share Posted April 5, 2010 Still waiting on some night-time activity...though as I did set the deadline for 9pm I guess we'll just have to bear with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Flux is happy. Flux is delighted. Flux is looking for one last goon. Flux may have some collateral damage. Flux is once again happy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9K4BKkLaCI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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