Kendoll Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Gutted. As a reader and not a contrubutor to this thread, I have to say it took over from the Ken Barlow thread as my favourite thread on JKB. Mods, please move to the classics, the first 10 pages were truly epic! D&C, chin up fella, plenty more fish and all that! Don't go for the lasses in scrubbers though, absolute sl@ppers. Would be like opening the window and sh@ggin the night! Get yourself somewhere where the lassies are more classy. And if all else fails, Ambassador Sauna! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Mancini Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 surely the least you could have done is post her number here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Damn. The saddest thing is, there's no way Subway will provide any further opportunities to slap the Arabian Goggles on some filthy wee trollop. Not now, not ever. The dream is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 GUTTED! No my friend, this is an occasional where one must break out the triple facepalm. Tonight we sing a sadder and softer song my brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Damn. The saddest thing is, there's no way Subway will provide any further opportunities to slap the Arabian Goggles on some filthy wee trollop. Not now, not ever. The dream is dead. I have to concur. I didn't realise he'd given up so easily. And I feel betrayed that he's only telling us now that he threw the number away, after all we've been through together... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Despite the advice of JKB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I'm just waiting for the point on this thread when D&C's actions in deleting the number sink in, and disappointment and disbelief turn inevitably to anger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I'm just waiting for the point on this thread when D&C's actions in deleting the number sink in, and disappointment and disbelief turn inevitably to anger. I give it another six minutes or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 This is the kind of news that will make the difference between her gran pulling through and having a paragraph in the Scotsman next Tuesday. I hope you can live with yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 So all this? And nobody got their dick wet off some slag from karma nights? Gutted. Lots and lots and lots of folk got their dicks wet off the slags from karma nights. Just not our hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Lots and lots and lots of folk got their dicks wet off the slags from karma nights. Just not our hero. It is as Ghandi once said* "The difference between a bitch and a slut is this: a slut ****s anyone. A bitch ****s anyone but you." * Might not have been Ghandi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 It is as Ghandi once said* "The difference between a bitch and a slut is this: a slut ****s anyone. A bitch ****s anyone but you." * Might not have been Ghandi ,Cant face my tea now,in fact im of to bed. This is too much, hope shes happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 ,Cant face my tea now,in fact im of to bed.This is too much, hope shes happy. It's Ok Doug. We will get through this, i don't know how but we will, just believe my man! Believe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 This news has spoiled the whole JKB experience. I won't be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 It can't be over, someone tell me its not true, its not over! Why D&C,just tell me why oh why the number had to be deleted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Has anyone else met any wee hoors in a club in the last week then so we can keep this thread going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Has anyone else met any wee hoors in a club in the last week then so we can keep this thread going? :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Has anyone else met any wee hoors in a club in the last week then so we can keep this thread going? My missus is on her works night oot - there's still hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 cant believe he never posted it on here so someone could pick up the baton. what happened to being a team! poor show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
since.1902 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Right we need to organise a JKB night out in Karma on Sat night. Failing that i will check the rota for Mortonhall next week , get her when she is grieving . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Has anyone else met any wee hoors in a club in the last week then so we can keep this thread going? Yes. Got them pumped. Got them pumped in the morning. Got her to pick me up and take me to 5s the next day. Never seen them again. :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 cant believe he never posted it on here so someone could pick up the baton. what happened to being a team! poor show. I know, and due to DuckandCover's inability to get his act together, it wouldn't even have been sloppy seconds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Can we all just remember this bint was in Karma, on a Saturday night. If he'd managed to get himself in a position to slip her a crippler it'd of been the equivilant of parking a bike in a plane hanger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Can we all just remember this bint was in Karma, on a Saturday night. If he'd managed to get himself in a position to slip her a crippler it'd of been the equivilant of parking a bike in a plane hanger. Exactally, like dipping his nob in a warm mug of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Exactally, like dipping his nob in a warm mug of tea. Like pushing a pencil into a pringles tube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 All I'm saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regular John Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 If I was an owner of any Duck and Cover gear I'd be quietly binning it in shame. This has been a sorry episode for the brand and it's following. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 All I'm saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I can't believe my post about slinging it into this girls baby hole, comparing it to doing the bad thing with a jar of warm mayonaise, got pulled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Look guys I hate to be the person to break the bad news but this thread is over, finished gone. He's been KB'd twice. Folk saying "can't believe this thread is still going strong" well its not, it's died a death. Mods?could this now be moved. And not into the Classic section. Shut up - this ain't over - I have faith in our (hopefully) young lethario! (sp) Stay with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I don't believe in God or ladies periods but I believe Fully that this slag will have saved D&C's number and Will text him when she next finds herself with a spare half hour. You may think your dream is over, but in my heart it will live always. Angus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I can't believe my post about slinging it into this girls baby hole, comparing it to doing the bad thing with a jar of warm mayonaise, got pulled. Get used to it - I got one pulled for saying I'd lick a loo seat. Other posts about anal rape survived. Must just be me (and maybe you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Like pushing a pencil into a pringles tube. Or like one of these :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Get used to it - I got one pulled for saying I'd lick a loo seat. Other posts about anal rape survived. Must just be me (and maybe you) No, it's me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I can't believe my post about slinging it into this girls baby hole, comparing it to doing the bad thing with a jar of warm mayonaise, got pulled. Hellmanns or one of the cheaper brands ? Research purposes only you understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Hellmanns or one of the cheaper brands ? Research purposes only you understand. It's not so much the brand but the size of tub you should be concerning yourself with. or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 It's not so much the brand but the size of tub you should be concerning yourself with. Obviously the super large version but in the current financial climate it would be very wasteful so I think this one would be a better option. Its the easy squeeze & no spill Variety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I can't believe my post about slinging it into this girls baby hole, comparing it to doing the bad thing with a jar of warm mayonaise, got pulled. I got a thread closed for posting a drawing of a finger being put through the O in a OK hand gesture. its a PC world gone mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Excellent, this thread's gone into an even more odd place now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Excellent, this thread's gone into an even more odd place now. As funny as it is I think this thread must now be destined for the classics forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 As funny as it is I think this thread must now be destined for the classics forum. Once someone's actually done the dirty with a jar of Hellmann's then it can go in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Once someone's actually done the dirty with a jar of Hellmann's then it can go in there. done....wait.....done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Once someone's actually done the dirty with a jar of Hellmann's then it can go in there. does it have to have happened after this thread started? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 does it have to have happened after this thread started? I actually believe you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Once someone's actually done the dirty with a jar of Hellmann's then it can go in there. Does it have to be Hellmann's, what with the credit crunch and that would using a jar of sainsbury's basics be classed as sick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Does it have to be Hellmann's, what with the credit crunch and that would using a jar of sainsbury's basics be classed as sick? slag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 If you like the fuller figured lady use Helmans. If you prefer the more petite broad, use Hellman's light. I would think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 What a ****** tease... hoorbag. Well when I'm getting my leg over tonight I'll be thinki... nah I wont be actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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