rossthejambo Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 slag! Apologies. I feel I've brought the thread down to a new low with the mere suggestion of using basics mayo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 One could always go continental... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 how has this not made it onto the classics forum yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffundo Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 What have we learned from this thread? JKB is not the place to ask for advice on social convention regarding dating. People shouldn't try to brag about something as they always fall flat on their face. Any topic where a woman is mentioned, will instantly result in a barrage of "Get Her Pumped". It doesn't matter if we're talking about some popstar or glamour model, or even some woman responsible for deaths. It's going to happen. So, call her. Get her pumped, tell her to phone a taxi. If she's any good. Rinse and repeat. Good advice. Allthough looking at the photo of you in your avatar I really did'nt expect such good advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Once someone's actually done the dirty with a jar of Hellmann's then it can go in there. Other brands of Mayonnaise are available! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Bump So did the OP get his nat king then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Good advice. Allthough looking at the photo of you in your avatar I really did'nt expect such good advice. I missed this response when this thread was active. If only I was Beetlejuice, that guy gets some serious action off the back of his film cameos. Respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundercats Are Go Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Post the number on here, your obviously not up to the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4 Part B Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Just read through the whole thread, Excellent!!! But I'm left wondering, did the OP get sum off this broad? Or does Kickback need to descend on Karma Nights to get her filled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 absolutely genius! o.p's a mincer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc fan Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Im left wondering what happened in the end ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartsmad1874 Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Quite Tuesday morning at work led me to read through this whole thread. What a rollercoaster Not enough threads like this these days Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 I preferred the OP in these days. He's a really shite poster now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 The gran must be dead by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Great read Wonder where she is now. Still whoring herself around the clubs of Edinburgh, giving out her number to all and sundry. Perhaps she is shacked up with a boyfriend. Maybe he posts on here. Is she married? Up the duff? But yeah, the Gran is most likely dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Statistically, D&C must be the only man to have gone to Karma and not left knowing he'll need to free up his calendar for a paternity test in the not too distant future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Maybe the Gran pulled through? Did D&C ever get another text from Karma Bint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartsmad1874 Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Surely in the space of 7 years he's had more bursds on the go, Get it telt Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Having only joined JKB in 2011, I totally missed this thread, just read through the lot.Wow kickback, ****in 'ell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 "Hey I just met you, and this is CRAZY but here's my number. Call me maybe?" I always really hated this song. Mostly because I found it utterly absurd and that anyone would find giving somebody their phone number crazy. It's a universally accepted way of allowing people to get in touch with you. And yet this thread exists. Apologies, Carly Rae Jepson. Your lyrics had a depth that I had no understanding of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 "Hey I just met you, and this is CRAZY but here's my number. Call me maybe?" I always really hated this song. Mostly because I found it utterly absurd and that anyone would find giving somebody their phone number crazy. It's a universally accepted way of allowing people to get in touch with you. And yet this thread exists. Apologies, Carly Rae Jepson. Your lyrics had a depth that I had no understanding of. Very true, and I hated that song also! That poor lass (Karma Boot) will probably never know the storm she caused not only in D&C little faint heart at the time, but also the the many many many contributors on this thread....a real team effort JKB, but alas, failed at the final hurdle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Excellent scenes. Hoing for a re-read. Magnificent bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartsmad1874 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 This thread is up there with the El Barrios thread absolute classic Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I read this back and it's a cracking thread. Even BobSharp giving it the old 'get her pumped' chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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