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6 minutes ago, Sooks said:

Jimmy was a character in Seinfeld who referred to him self in the third person 

Sells shoes which improve leaping ability, could be a handy contact.😂

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14 minutes ago, Des Lynam said:



illeism. 
 

:rofl: 
 

 

Bravo Jimmy. A good reminder to watch Blazing Saddles again soon. 

 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Des Lynam said:



illeism. 
 

:rofl: 
 

 

Bravo Jimmy. A good reminder to watch Blazing Saddles again soon. 

 

 

 

Telegram for [filter edit]😂

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24 minutes ago, JimmyCant said:

Jimmy rarely talks about Hibs. They are irrelevant to Jimmy

 

Jimmy thinks some of Hearts signings have not been good signings

 

Jimmy thinks the hotel initiative is seriously questionable and challenged it. Jimmy hasn’t ever commented on other Hearts non football initiatives.

 

Jimmy doesn’t give a shit if folk at the bottom of the intelligence scale call him Hibs because of the above

 

Jimmy is educated to degree standard and is in fact a smartass.

 

Jimmy thinks Porteous is a decent centre half with potential to be a very good one once he leaves Hibs. Jimmy doesn’t think Porteous alleged off field persona makes a single bit of difference to that potential. Jimmy thinks no one on here knows Porteous well enough to judge him overall 

Jimmy takes life too seriously especially JKB. 😏

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4 minutes ago, luckydug said:

Jimmy takes life too seriously especially JKB. 😏

Jimmy knows this and is trying to be the better person 🥹

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kingantti1874
16 minutes ago, JimmyCant said:

Jimmy knows this and is trying to be the better person 🥹


maybe just maybe show a bit of positivity towards your own club, stop defending hibs and the next pleb player off the hibs pleb Jimmy.  We are after all doing a far better job than them at just about everything 

 

as for Porto. 

 

Porto will end up skint, in trouble and on the fast track to  the gutter like his thick as mince pleb  Hibernian Jakeball forefathers Riordan. O’Connor and now Griffiths. 
 

throwing glasses isn’t acceptable at any age. Zero excuse 

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20 hours ago, JimmyCant said:

Let’s be real here. It was a lightweight plastic beer glass, not a glass one

You want it to have been the first one, but it was actually the second.

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3 hours ago, Pasquale for King said:

There are simpletons that retweet and believe this guy 😆🤪?!?!

 

 

That is class 😂

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6 hours ago, JimmyCant said:

Jimmy rarely talks about Hibs. They are irrelevant to Jimmy

 

Jimmy thinks some of Hearts signings have not been good signings

 

Jimmy thinks the hotel initiative is seriously questionable and challenged it. Jimmy hasn’t ever commented on other Hearts non football initiatives.

 

Jimmy doesn’t give a shit if folk at the bottom of the intelligence scale call him Hibs because of the above

 

Jimmy is educated to degree standard and is in fact a smartass.

 

Jimmy thinks Porteous is a decent centre half with potential to be a very good one once he leaves Hibs. Jimmy doesn’t think Porteous alleged off field persona makes a single bit of difference to that potential. Jimmy thinks no one on here knows Porteous well enough to judge him overall 

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10 hours ago, kingantti1874 said:


Jimmy takes up the side of hibs in every thread

jimmy put the boot into a lot of hearts signings 

Jimmy attempts to put the boot into most hearts initiatives

Jimmy is also surprised and sad 😔 when he gets called out as a probable hibs ****

 

Jimmy isn’t smart.

 

Porteous isn’t smart. he’s an absolute pleb, far too many pleb in this country who offer **** all to society. And 

 

I said years ago he was hibs and I've seen nothing since to change my opinion 

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23 hours ago, Fort Vallance said:

I realise I'm just as bad for joining in but 16 pages on a Hearts forum about a Hibs nonentity! If it was them on about one of our players we would be slating them. He's a very average player with character flaws. End of.

Bang on the money he's keek

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25 minutes ago, gorgie rd eh11 said:

Stay Ryan, huge salary you don't merit.

Leave Ryan, shaft the ^^^^s. 

It's all good.

 

Popcorn out in January as sisterfister implode at his leaving.

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On 10/12/2022 at 11:32, Armageddon said:

You want it to have been the first one, but it was actually the second.

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can potentially do more damage with that bottom glass than a glass glass as the plastic ones dont break the same. 

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On 10/12/2022 at 06:51, kingantti1874 said:


Jimmy takes up the side of hibs in every thread

jimmy put the boot into a lot of hearts signings 

Jimmy attempts to put the boot into most hearts initiatives

Jimmy is also surprised and sad 😔 when he gets called out as a probable hibs ****

 

Jimmy isn’t smart.

 

Porteous isn’t smart. he’s an absolute pleb, far too many pleb in this country who offer **** all to society.  

 

Abso lute leeeeeee 

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41 minutes ago, sadj said:


can potentially do more damage with that bottom glass than a glass glass as the plastic ones dont break the same. 


Yip the heavy plastic tumblers do not shatter , and that can actually keep a lot of the weight in the object at point of impact 

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I found this image among my HYDC collection of Porteous doing what Porteous does.  It was an U15 game from August 2013 with him challenging Callumn Morrison (his approach has never changed).

 

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8 minutes ago, Footballfirst said:

I found this image among my HYDC collection of Porteous doing what Porteous does.  It was an U15 game from August 2013 with him challenging Callumn Morrison (his approach has never changed).

 

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A thousand words 

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On 10/12/2022 at 10:30, JimmyCant said:

Jimmy rarely talks about Hibs. They are irrelevant to Jimmy

 

Jimmy thinks some of Hearts signings have not been good signings

 

Jimmy thinks the hotel initiative is seriously questionable and challenged it. Jimmy hasn’t ever commented on other Hearts non football initiatives.

 

Jimmy doesn’t give a shit if folk at the bottom of the intelligence scale call him Hibs because of the above

 

Jimmy is educated to degree standard and is in fact a smartass.

 

Jimmy thinks Porteous is a decent centre half with potential to be a very good one once he leaves Hibs. Jimmy doesn’t think Porteous alleged off field persona makes a single bit of difference to that potential. Jimmy thinks no one on here knows Porteous well enough to judge him overall 

 

Jimmy rarely talks about Hibs and in the same post talks about Hibs.

 

Can you still buy Degrees on the Internet for a tenner ?

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1 hour ago, Bull's-eye said:

 

Jimmy rarely talks about Hibs and in the same post talks about Hibs.

 

Can you still buy Degrees on the Internet for a tenner ?

Another net zero contributor added to the ignore list

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5 hours ago, Footballfirst said:

I found this image among my HYDC collection of Porteous doing what Porteous does.  It was an U15 game from August 2013 with him challenging Callumn Morrison (his approach has never changed).

 

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Amazing work FF! I’m guessing he then fell to the ground holding his head? 😂

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Think Porteous will go in January, and possible replacement could be ex St Johnstone skipper Jason Kerr who's struggling to get a start at Wigan. Decent player, only mid twenties and comes from a Hibs family........

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4 hours ago, Section Q said:

Think Porteous will go in January, and possible replacement could be ex St Johnstone skipper Jason Kerr who's struggling to get a start at Wigan. Decent player, only mid twenties and comes from a Hibs family........


I might be wrong but I think he has a season ending injury???

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1 hour ago, PTBCAL said:


I might be wrong but I think he has a season ending injury???

Just saw that. Shame. Decent young guy......good player....

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Skivingatwork

Hibs clearly trying to hawk him in January to make a few quid.

 

Most likely scenario is that he signs a pre contract with an English championship club and they offer a token amount to take him early-£200k.

 

Hibs will take this, insist on an ‘undisclosed fee’ clause and sell it to the fans as a win.

 

The lochend hard of thinking will swallow it quicker than a portobello Ponzi scheme.

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21 hours ago, Skivingatwork said:

Hibs clearly trying to hawk him in January to make a few quid.

 

Most likely scenario is that he signs a pre contract with an English championship club and they offer a token amount to take him early-£200k.

 

Hibs will take this, insist on an ‘undisclosed fee’ clause and sell it to the fans as a win.

 

The lochend hard of thinking will swallow it quicker than a portobello Ponzi scheme.

He’s apparently quite excited about the interest from Rangers. Going to be interesting to see the reception he gets from the spoon burners at his first home game. I think the penny has dropped for most of them. The reality is that he didn’t give a tuppence for them and he’s off  - if not in a January,  but certainly in the summer. What ever fills his coffers best.  I would not be surprised to see a pre contract with them followed up by their usual paltry bid.

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I can't see any truth in the Rangers rumour. 

 

He's not good enough to play for them.

Their fans hate him.

He's spent years trolling them & trying to injure their players.

 

Why would they want him?

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Pasquale for King
2 hours ago, boag1874 said:

I can't see any truth in the Rangers rumour. 

 

He's not good enough to play for them.

Their fans hate him.

He's spent years trolling them & trying to injure their players.

 

Why would they want him?

Strange one, not Beales choice if true. 

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15 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said:

Strange one, not Beales choice if true. 


This should no longer be a surprise to any one , they have done this for decades at least . From Ritchie to Gordon to Souttar , the OF boards sign plenty players with out their managers being arsed 

 

7 minutes ago, DH1986 said:

Hope he hangs it out and shafts them.


Yip . Just like Souttar and how totally and utterly indifferent GVB was about getting him , and point blank refusing to pay a reasonable fee to get it done early . That was for Souttar too , a far better CB than Porteous 

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hoping for a pre contract here, a bit of schadenfreude for those jakey barstewards would be perfect. life in the championship is beckoning.

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1 hour ago, dannymack said:

Yes he can !

Goodness!  That’s an old one, Danny.

 

That and the Ballroom Blitz song!

 

 

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