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10 hours ago, Mikey1874 said:

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Would, would, wouldn't.

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I'm just wondering where on the shitness scale sit:

 

1. A governing party heading for their worst defeat in their entire history?

 

2. Another governing party who despite the UK being completely, demonstrably broken in every conceivable way, have somehow not only failed to make the case for Scottish independence, but are in trouble in the Scottish polls, will lose loads of seats at the general election, and think anyone who can understand biology for dummies is a "bigot"?

 

3. Not one, but two historically dominant parties, both of whom stand for absolutely nothing, are both well behind the former political wing of the IRA (plenty of whom believe is still run by an army council), and whose Prime Minister resigned today after being annihilated in not one, but two referenda which should've been about as difficult to win as kicking a blind man's walking stick away?

 

Amazing OP. Really astonishing stuff. Written at a time the Tory meltdown was well underway, and Labour were already taking advantage. They're now heading for their fourth landslide victory in history. Truly 'shit', obviously. 

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1 hour ago, shaun.lawson said:

I'm just wondering where on the shitness scale sit:

 

1. A governing party heading for their worst defeat in their entire history?

 

2. Another governing party who despite the UK being completely, demonstrably broken in every conceivable way, have somehow not only failed to make the case for Scottish independence, but are in trouble in the Scottish polls, will lose loads of seats at the general election, and think anyone who can understand biology for dummies is a "bigot"?

 

3. Not one, but two historically dominant parties, both of whom stand for absolutely nothing, are both well behind the former political wing of the IRA (plenty of whom believe is still run by an army council), and whose Prime Minister resigned today after being annihilated in not one, but two referenda which should've been about as difficult to win as kicking a blind man's walking stick away?

 

Amazing OP. Really astonishing stuff. Written at a time the Tory meltdown was well underway, and Labour were already taking advantage. They're now heading for their fourth landslide victory in history. Truly 'shit', obviously. 

Aw xxxx, he's back. God bless the ignore function 

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Ulysses

The UK needs big ideas to transform its economy and to develop the economic and social wellbeing of the British people.

 

What's on offer from Labour?  Penny ante tuppeny ha'penny stuff, that's what.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/mar/20/the-guardian-view-on-labours-economic-plans-a-response-too-small-for-the-challenge-the-uk-faces?CMP=share_btn_url

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Joey J J Jr Shabadoo
11 hours ago, XB52 said:

Aw xxxx, he's back. God bless the ignore function 

Nothing to say about the most scittery, shitty party going, the Lib Dems. :rofl:

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The Mighty Thor
7 hours ago, Ulysses said:

The UK needs big ideas to transform its economy and to develop the economic and social wellbeing of the British people.

 

What's on offer from Labour?  Penny ante tuppeny ha'penny stuff, that's what.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/mar/20/the-guardian-view-on-labours-economic-plans-a-response-too-small-for-the-challenge-the-uk-faces?CMP=share_btn_url

 

I thought Stephen Flynn absolutely nailed it yesterday in the HoC when he called them 'born again Thatcherites' 

 

the melt down when people realise it's the same shit under a different rosette would bhe glorious to witness if it wasn't so damaging for the country. It'll be 19 years of austerity and shit economic policy utterly bereft of any ideas. 

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Dusk_Till_Dawn

SHAN DOT LIARSON’S back.

 

Don’t you have any more Jewish celebrities to libel m8?

 

Owen Jones leaving the Labour Party is like Tesco discontinuing its own range line of dishwasher tablets :rofl:

 

big news 

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Ulysses
3 hours ago, The Mighty Thor said:

 

I thought Stephen Flynn absolutely nailed it yesterday in the HoC when he called them 'born again Thatcherites' 

 

the melt down when people realise it's the same shit under a different rosette would bhe glorious to witness if it wasn't so damaging for the country. It'll be 19 years of austerity and shit economic policy utterly bereft of any ideas. 

 

I've just realised I spelt tuppence wrong - which will probably make roughly the same contribution to the UK's desperately needed recovery as Labour will in government. :unsure:

 

Effing autocorrect, eh?  🤷‍♂️

 

Still, at least people can take comfort from the fact that the dildo being used to horse them senseless will have a Labour logo on it for a change. :eek:

 

Then, sometime in 2029, they can vote the other lot back in. :ninja:

 

I believe the appropriate expression is "onwards and upwards". :runaway:

 

 

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Ulysses
1 hour ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:

 

Tesco discontinuing its own range line of dishwasher tablets 

 

 

Say it ain't so. :sad:

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redjambo
3 hours ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:

SHAN DOT LIARSON’S back.

 

Don’t you have any more Jewish celebrities to libel m8?

 

Owen Jones leaving the Labour Party is like Tesco discontinuing its own range line of dishwasher tablets :rofl:

 

big news 

 

They haven't have they? I swear by Tesco's dishwasher tablets - they're excellent! Please tell me it's not true.

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redjambo
2 hours ago, Ulysses said:

 

Say it ain't so. :sad:

 

Oops , didn't notice that you will be affected by this too if it is true. Awful news. I might just go back to bed.

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Ulysses
45 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

Oops , didn't notice that you will be affected by this too if it is true. Awful news. I might just go back to bed.

 

Modern life is just crap, man. :sad:

 

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The Mighty Thor
4 hours ago, Ulysses said:

I believe the appropriate expression is "onwards and upwards". :runaway:

 

 

 

I believe the appropriate response is

 

'Fair comment'

 

followed by this

 

:greggy:

 

followed by 4 pages of the screechbot chuntering utter pish. 

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JudyJudyJudy
11 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

 

I believe the appropriate response is

 

'Fair comment'

 

followed by this

 

:greggy:

 

followed by 4 pages of the screechbot chuntering utter pish. 

Ok mighty throbber 😎

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Costanza

Owen Jones triggering a hell of a lot folk today and as usual most playing the man, not the ball.

He's mostly spot on in his assessment of Starmer that fundamentally he represents a slightly less worse managed decline than the Tories, albeit decidedly less toxic and mad.

Rachel Reeves also has to be one of the most deeply unimpressive senior political figures I've ever seen.

"We're going to grow the economy" seems to be all she has to offer.

Yeah, but it's not going to be Chinese style growth so what fiscal headroom is there really going to be Rachel?

 

 

 

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manaliveits105
15 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Ok mighty throbber 😎

Fair comment :greggy:

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Gundermann
16 hours ago, Costanza said:

Owen Jones triggering a hell of a lot folk today and as usual most playing the man, not the ball.

He's mostly spot on in his assessment of Starmer that fundamentally he represents a slightly less worse managed decline than the Tories, albeit decidedly less toxic and mad.

Rachel Reeves also has to be one of the most deeply unimpressive senior political figures I've ever seen.

"We're going to grow the economy" seems to be all she has to offer.

Yeah, but it's not going to be Chinese style growth so what fiscal headroom is there really going to be Rachel?

 

 

 

 

Haven't seen much of Jones in recent years but he's spot on with that assessment.

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Gundermann

Abbot obviously not beyond scrutiny but I reckon she's right here.

 

Starmer lavishing praise on Thatcher,  and now Boris Johnson FFS, will see his party of drones Hibs it in Scotland. 

 

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Malinga the Swinga
6 hours ago, manaliveits105 said:

Michael Gove nails it 

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They're on the way out. Far too much infighting, back stabbing and mistrust with electorate to win next election. They've also been in power to long and need a kick in the bollocks.

The same goes for Scottish government.

Time for a change.

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Greedy Jambo

I dunno why people bother voting, they're all a bunch of lying *******s. 

If everyone stopped voting, that would soon sort the the lot of them out. 

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manaliveits105

Are  Labour still alive ? Have they said anything about anything lately ? 
just wait till they have to actually come up with stuff other than it's the Tories fault. (See the party formerly known as snp for how that pans out)
They would probably just continue with Tory policies anyway 


 

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i wish jj was my dad

Quite funny to see Labour out trolling the worst of the trolls. 👆

I do admire their patience. 

The less they bite the more anxious the trollbots get. 👏

Well played and something of a learning point   👌

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So a couple of aberdeen ,labour students members of the labour student executive had to quit from the party after liking posts from the far right race hating Britian first party .

20 labour councillors in Lancashire quit the party accusing labour leader of acting in an Authoritarian way .

Other labour branches taking the head office to court accusing the leadership of fixing candidate selection votes as the labour leadership removes most of the left of the labour party .

Labour might not be as united as it seems .

 

While they will romp the election ,There is a lot of scope to reduce the size of lead , once the proper campaign starts and possible fissures are opened up under proper scrutiny of the party and the policies .

 

 

 

 

 

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27 minutes ago, ToadKiller Dog said:

So a couple of aberdeen ,labour students members of the labour student executive had to quit from the party after liking posts from the far right race hating Britian first party .

20 labour councillors in Lancashire quit the party accusing labour leader of acting in an Authoritarian way .

Other labour branches taking the head office to court accusing the leadership of fixing candidate selection votes as the labour leadership removes most of the left of the labour party .

Labour might not be as united as it seems .

 

While they will romp the election ,There is a lot of scope to reduce the size of lead , once the proper campaign starts and possible fissures are opened up under proper scrutiny of the party and the policies .

 

 

 

 

 

 

They've lost a shitload of members too. This from last year but another 21k was reported last week. Lots of formerly Tory donors have switched to Starmer though.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-members-keir-starmer-accounts-b2398663.html

 

Labour less about activists pounding the streets out of principle and more just a drone operated by rich men who flit between Tory and Labour depending on who has the best PR and can thus represent their interests.

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Ulysses
36 minutes ago, Gundermann said:

 

They've lost a shitload of members too.

 

"Lost" makes it sound as if it happened by accident. ;)

 

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Gundermann

Harris hitting the nail on the head. That "middle ground" of politics in the UK just keeps on getting further to the right. Never mind Corbyn, even Kinnock would seem like Lenin in comparison.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/08/tory-party-labour-britain-power

 

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Which brings me to my final source of anxiety. Keir Starmer’s technocratic approach to politics has obviously worked short-term electoral wonders, but it has also left a space that the re-energised post-Brexit right will sooner or later move to occupy: the one reserved for emotion, stories and narratives about what Britain is. Worse still, in the absence of those things, some Labour people are already filling the gap with some very dangerous messages. Last week, the Daily Express published a piece by Josh Simons, the director of the very influential Labour thinktank Labour Together, about immigration policy – peppered with the kind of tropes that any rightwing Tory would happily endorse. The government, he said, “have not made the average working family better off, just increased our population”. Migrants “should contribute to the pot before they take from it”, and “homes should be built for British citizens before those who live here temporarily”.

Here, perhaps, was a lesson so far unlearned: that no matter how dishevelled and discredited some people may seem, if you parrot their lines, you may yet allow them to recover and come roaring back.

 

 

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Gundermann
On 06/04/2024 at 20:58, Ulysses said:

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ehcaley
17 minutes ago, Gundermann said:

Harris hitting the nail on the head. That "middle ground" of politics in the UK just keeps on getting further to the right. Never mind Corbyn, even Kinnock would seem like Lenin in comparison.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/08/tory-party-labour-britain-power

 

 

And they are so shit they will take loads of seats and votes from a Centralist Blairite SNP🤪

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Labour are now where Thatcher's tories were in the 80s. Real Labour people in England must despair at their choices.

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Gundermann
2 hours ago, ehcaley said:

And they are so shit they will take loads of seats and votes from a Centralist Blairite SNP🤪

 

Recent polls show SNP set to take 41 seats in Scotland. Quite a healthy majority, no?

 

Am not SNP but it's interesting that the party is fascist, communist and now centralist Blairite. All in one? Incredible work.

 

Yon Harris is an English journo btw and article deals chiefly with the English battleground.

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manaliveits105

… Raise the scarlet standard high
Beneath its folds we'll live and die
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll vote the red tories in up here :greggy:

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Dusk_Till_Dawn
2 hours ago, manaliveits105 said:

… Raise the scarlet standard high
Beneath its folds we'll live and die
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll vote the red tories in up here :greggy:


:cornette:

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ehcaley
6 hours ago, Gundermann said:

 

Recent polls show SNP set to take 41 seats in Scotland. Quite a healthy majority, no?

 

Am not SNP but it's interesting that the party is fascist, communist and now centralist Blairite. All in one? Incredible work.

 

Yon Harris is an English journo btw and article deals chiefly with the English battleground.

You might not be SNP but we know where your sympathies are,after all you hum along with the Green Brigade😉

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il Duce McTarkin
15 hours ago, manaliveits105 said:

… Raise the scarlet standard high
Beneath its folds we'll live and die
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll vote the red tories in up here :greggy:

 

:lol:

 

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doctor jambo
17 hours ago, XB52 said:

Labour are now where Thatcher's tories were in the 80s. Real Labour people in England must despair at their choices.

Labour are nowhere near where they used to be

they USED to be a party for the working person.

quite when they morphed into a party for those who dont work is the issue.

The SNP have taken up that mantle in scotland.

large scale state intervention instead of making work pay

the state loves dependence , and discourages personal agency

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periodictabledancer
20 minutes ago, doctor jambo said:

Labour are nowhere near where they used to be

they USED to be a party for the working person.

quite when they morphed into a party for those who dont work is the issue.

The SNP have taken up that mantle in scotland.

large scale state intervention instead of making work pay

the state loves dependence , and discourages personal agency

What a load of absolute bollocks. 

How can you seriously post tripe like this ? 

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Gundermann
10 hours ago, ehcaley said:

You might not be SNP but we know where your sympathies are,after all you hum along with the Green Brigade😉

 

Great tunes, eh?

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Gundermann
1 hour ago, doctor jambo said:

Labour are nowhere near where they used to be

they USED to be a party for the working person.

quite when they morphed into a party for those who dont work is the issue.

The SNP have taken up that mantle in scotland.

large scale state intervention instead of making work pay

the state loves dependence , and discourages personal agency

 

Unless you're a banker or rich business entity in which case state socialism will bail you out. You'll fail upwards.

 

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doctor jambo
21 minutes ago, Gundermann said:

 

Unless you're a banker or rich business entity in which case state socialism will bail you out. You'll fail upwards.

 

I agree with this .

the working people are bailing out those at the top whose “efforts” are dwarfed by their remuneration, and the same at the other end.

everyone else who does their bit and pays their dues are being taken for mugs

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joondalupjambo
7 hours ago, doctor jambo said:

I agree with this .

the working people are bailing out those at the top whose “efforts” are dwarfed by their remuneration, and the same at the other end.

everyone else who does their bit and pays their dues are being taken for mugs

A lot of younger, smarter folk have twigged.

There is a generation out there not who are not being used and not following the old school thought.

They have different views, different lifestyles and most certainly do not turn up and work 9 to 5.

I understand where you are coming from, and why you say it but fear not change is happening out there.

 

 

 

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i wish jj was my dad
10 hours ago, doctor jambo said:

Labour are nowhere near where they used to be

they USED to be a party for the working person.

quite when they morphed into a party for those who dont work is the issue.

The SNP have taken up that mantle in scotland.

large scale state intervention instead of making work pay

the state loves dependence , and discourages personal agency

 From what I recall slashing benefits paid for the state bail put of the banking sector because Cameron and Osborne thought poor people should pay for the Greedy b'stards who crashed the economy. 

The state hasn't quite been so aggressive in its attempts to collect taxes from the filthy rich mind.  Or hold chancers to account when they crash public utilities and services. Joe public forks out for that. 

I'd also like to see the state do more to make work pay. Doing away with zero hours contracts and ensuring everyone in work receives a living wage would be a good place to start. 

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doctor jambo
44 minutes ago, i wish jj was my dad said:

 From what I recall slashing benefits paid for the state bail put of the banking sector because Cameron and Osborne thought poor people should pay for the Greedy b'stards who crashed the economy. 

The state hasn't quite been so aggressive in its attempts to collect taxes from the filthy rich mind.  Or hold chancers to account when they crash public utilities and services. Joe public forks out for that. 

I'd also like to see the state do more to make work pay. Doing away with zero hours contracts and ensuring everyone in work receives a living wage would be a good place to start. 

No argument from me.

I don’t understand why benefits are used to pay people working for large profitable companies .

it stinks.

living wage should be mandatory

there should be proper legislation that after a year all zero hour and self employed contracts should be made permanent 

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Punks No Deid
1 minute ago, doctor jambo said:

No argument from me.

I don’t understand why benefits are used to pay people working for large profitable companies .

it stinks.

living wage should be mandatory

there should be proper legislation that after a year all zero hour and self employed contracts should be made permanent 

2 sensible rational posts - jeez am I on the correct thread/forum 🤷🏻‍♂️

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