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I am quite partial to a badly hoovered rug. No time for those tightly clipped Brazilian numbers. Give me a burst mattress or even a gorilla autopsy anytime 

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1 minute ago, TypoonJambo said:

I am quite partial to a badly hoovered rug. No time for those tightly clipped Brazilian numbers. Give me a burst mattress or even a gorilla autopsy anytime 

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Imagine tuning into this as there's no other football as a casual observer.

 

Embarrassing joke of a plastic pitch, match devoid of quality, the home team not even trying to win the game and two kits that wouldn't look out of place in Sunday league...all played out at the 'Tony Macaroni' arena. No wonder our game is on its knees, why on earth would anyone want to sponsor this?

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Tried to avoid it as much as possible but when a mate of 30 years asks  you out to watch the game, you don't say no.

 

But that was one if not the most comical games I've seen in ages.

 

Livvy's constant sclaff defending was awful but an easy 0.0 result gained.

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3 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez said:

Is Gary Holt just a coach/assistant manager with media duties? Wee cuddly teams don't get their structure scrutinised.

That Livingston bench reminded me of outside Edinburgh Sherrif Court on a Monday morning.😂

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2 minutes ago, heartmussel said:

That Livingston bench reminded me of outside Edinburgh Sherrif Court on a Monday morning.😂

 

They certainly set their team up like that :laugh:

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3 minutes ago, heartmussel said:

That Livingston bench reminded me of outside Edinburgh Sherrif Court on a Monday morning.😂

 

What must people down down south think looking at that bench plus the pitch 

 

Embarrassing 

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19 minutes ago, heartmussel said:

That Livingston bench reminded me of outside Edinburgh Sherrif Court on a Monday morning.😂

Really? Didn't recognise anyone🤔

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Good point for Livi.

 

Sounds pretty "raw" football from Livingston and sounded like if Rangers had gotten 1 they would have got about 4, but Scottish football doesn't change much, keep it tight, don't make a mistake and you are 90% there.

Part of our problem was we kept making mistakes and gifting teams a goal or 2.

 

Rangers are decent, but struggled last season when their plan A didn't work, maybe more of the same from them?

 

 

 

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Same old for Sevco. They need to win at places like Livvy to have any chance.  Dreadful result for them as Livvy are woeful as shown by the vermin

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30 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said:

Plastic pitches are an absolute embarrassment for top flight football.

 

It just sums up our game tbh.

 

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1 minute ago, 1971fozzy said:

Same old for Sevco. They need to win at places like Livvy to have any chance.  Dreadful result for them as Livvy are woeful as shown by the vermin

Hibs must be some team this season🤔

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10 minutes ago, Smith's right boot said:

Good point for Livi.

 

Sounds pretty "raw" football from Livingston and sounded like if Rangers had gotten 1 they would have got about 4, but Scottish football doesn't change much, keep it tight, don't make a mistake and you are 90% there.

Part of our problem was we kept making mistakes and gifting teams a goal or 2.

 

Rangers are decent, but struggled last season when their plan A didn't work, maybe more of the same from them?

 

 

 

Watched a bit of the game and it was horrendous.

Fair play to Livi getting a point but it was eye bleeding stuff at times.

 

Surprised The Rangers haven't signed a big target man for games like that.

 

As always FTH 🖐☝️

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TyphoonJambo

Plastic shitey standard pitches at senior level sums up the mickey mouse standard of our premier league. 

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8 minutes ago, luckydug said:

Hibs must be some team this season🤔

They are, i wish we'd signed Ross 🙄

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1 minute ago, Madjambo21 said:

Watched a bit of the game and it was horrendous.

Fair play to Livi getting a point but it was eye bleeding stuff at times.

 

Surprised The Rangers haven't signed a big target man for games like that.

 

As always FTH 🖐☝️

 

 

90% of Scottish football is just effort and kicking. 

If you can stay organised and not make a mistake then you're good. 

Do that and you'll get your fair share of wins. 

 

Been like that for 30 years tho. 

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brunoatemyhamster

Clearly, Rangeco would have cruised this if Morelos hadn't had his head turned by another pretend bid. 

Some save though from the free kick. 

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26 minutes ago, brunoatemyhamster said:

Clearly, Rangeco would have cruised this if Morelos hadn't had his head turned by another pretend bid. 

Some save though from the free kick. 

Was a fantastic save.

 

But the (looked like) 15 yard wall?

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J.T.F.Robertson

 

Bumped into a Rangers' mate outside the pub this afternoon and was met with, "they played wi' 11 men behind the baw".

Now he's a good lad but I was compelled to mention that when your fan base consists of about 500 folk + a couple of dugs, wtf did you expect them to do?

 

The league is pathetic and not necessarily because we're not there, it just ****ing is!

 

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13 hours ago, Tasavallan said:

 

Correct.   I have stopped referring to them as Sevxo and will suppor Rangers to topple Celtic this season.

We don't know what to call the cheating robbing entity rangers do not exist ,they died along with their historic cheating titles and cup sorry sevco will do nicely thanks

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The two games over the weekend were woeful. The SFA and SPFL should be going all out to ban artificial pitches as well. I know it's a hot topic but they should never be used for top level football in this country.

 

As for Hibs, wasn't surprised how brutal they were. They finished the end of last season poorly and without changing too many players will be pretty much the same. Take Boyle out the side and they have nothing. They play the diagonal ball hoofed by Hanlon to him all the time. As for Porteous, what an absolute donkey that boy is. Never going to make it at a decent level.

 

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15 hours ago, The Spy Who Loved Me said:

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Bears in the woods.

 

Surely they need to sort this out somehow? Build a fence or something.

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Haven't watched any of the matches in the SPFL this season and won't. 

Had already stopped watching Sportscene. 

I'll get my football fix from BT sports this week. 

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Rick Sanchez

Looks like Aberdeen might get a mars bar and a packet of crisps for McKenna. I'd expect a defeat...atmosphere must be horrendous up there :laugh:

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In tonight’s St Johnstone programme are the names of fans, staff and former players who passed away last season and a poem written in their memory. 

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1 minute ago, The Spy Who Loved Me said:

In tonight’s St Johnstone programme are the names of fans, staff and former players who passed away last season and a poem written in their memory. 

Nice touch.

Hopefully StJ will shove it right up the Sheep. 

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NaturalOrder74

Who were the 8 involved again ? I honestly can’t remember are any of them playing today ? I see a couple on the bench 

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tartofmidlothian

I don't have much against either of these teams, not compared to some of the others. Funny if Aberdeen's exploits come back to bite them with a few dropped points, though.

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2 minutes ago, NaturalOrder74 said:

Who were the 8 involved again ? I honestly can’t remember are any of them playing today ? I see a couple on the bench 

 

Hayes on the park, Bryson on the bench. Ferguson? I can't remember either.

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Leveins Battalion

St Johnstone actually have some decent young players,Kerr and Gordon at the back,McCann in the middle and Hendry up top.

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