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Sorry, its only blind driving superspreaders like Dominic Cummings that need to be taken out.  :peace: Peace! 

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The Real Maroonblood
16 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Sorry, its only blind driving superspreaders like Dominic Cummings that need to be taken out.  :peace: Peace! 

He’s one of the good guys now.

:lol:

 

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2 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

He’s one of the good guys now.

:lol:

 

No, He's a *****. Tho we can't pick and choose who can travel and who can't when it suits them. They're all ***** who don't give a damn about anyone other than themselves. 

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The Real Maroonblood
1 minute ago, ri Alban said:

No, He's a *****. Tho we can't pick and choose who can travel and who can't when it suits them. They're all ***** who don't give a damn about anyone other than themselves. 

:thumbsup:

He’s sticking the boot into Johnson so what’s not to like.

 

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Governor Tarkin
21 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Sorry, its only blind driving superspreaders like Dominic Cummings that need to be taken out.  :peace: Peace! 

 

Religious converts and born again types are always the most militant. 

 

Ri Alban is clearly an Englishman who voter for Thatcher. 

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Mars plastic
1 hour ago, ri Alban said:

Sorry, its only blind driving superspreaders like Dominic Cummings that need to be taken out.  :peace: Peace! 

What about Choo Choo Ferrier who sat on a train back to Haggistan knowing she was infected?

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21 minutes ago, Mars plastic said:

What about Choo Choo Ferrier who sat on a train back to Haggistan knowing she was infected?

 

It's just whataboutery. They're all at it. Making and breaking rules to their hearts content. English, Scottish, SNP, Tory makes no odds. If you're trying to politick people into following your rules...you'd be well placed to follow them yourselves. The current political leaders in the UK leave an awful lot to be desired.

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JudyJudyJudy
13 hours ago, Nucky Thompson said:

Had a great day in the sun in Northumberland. Scorchio. 

A Few pints and a BBQ back at my fellow Scots friend's Lodge.

90% Scottish people here on holiday.

The park manager was advised by the UK government not to stop Scottish people. No border between Scotland and England

Thank you Boris :smugger:

Sounds terrific 👍

4 hours ago, manaliveits105 said:

Regulations relaxed further in Scotland apparently you can now pick up someone else’s child - the fish with an snp candidates child 

You just can’t sit within 1 metre of your own grown up children from another household in a restaurant or bar

 

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That pic is awful .it’s worthy of another’s nations propoganda machine . I won’t say Which nation 

2 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

Well done avoiding ri Alban's Jockmacht Zollgrenzschutz. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

He’s sticking the boot into Johnson so what’s not to like.

 

I wanna know what a “ real Scotsman” is ? 

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The Real Maroonblood
2 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

Sounds terrific 👍

That pic is awful .it’s worthy of another’s nations propoganda machine . I won’t say Which nation 

 

I wanna know what a “ real Scotsman” is ? 

He’s the one that doesn’t wear underpants when wearing a kilt.

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JudyJudyJudy
2 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

He’s the one that doesn’t wear underpants when wearing a kilt.

🤣

No comment I’ll get into bother if I say any more 😂😂😂

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The Real Maroonblood
4 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

No comment I’ll get into bother if I say any more 😂😂😂

:lol:

As I post this.

24 hours 40 minutes to go.

Weather crap but who cares.

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JudyJudyJudy
3 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

:lol:

As I post this.

24 hours 40 minutes to go.

Weather crap but who cares.

Yep no long to go now ! 👍 are u going for meal too ? 

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The Real Maroonblood
1 minute ago, JamesM48 said:

Yep no long to go now ! 👍 are u going for meal too ? 

No as I’ll have had a full breakfast.

It’ll just be a liquid lunch.🍺

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Governor Tarkin
4 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

No as I’ll have had a full breakfast.

It’ll just be a liquid lunch.🍺

 

:pleasing:

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Jeffros Furios
7 hours ago, Gizmo said:


This is what I have a problem with.  I damn well wouldn't want any common cause with someone like that. 
 

 

Thats absolutely disgusting and even a new low for the tinfoil wearers .

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Jeffros Furios
27 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

No comment I’ll get into bother if I say any more 😂😂😂

a tripod ? 

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manaliveits105

Best reposte I heard when asked by an English drunk 

 

hoi jock what do you wear under your kilt ?

 

just your wifes lipstick !

 

 

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JudyJudyJudy
32 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

No as I’ll have had a full breakfast.

It’ll just be a liquid lunch.🍺

That’s good don’t want to fill your stomach with too much food won’t have room for the bevvy 

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JudyJudyJudy
18 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said:

a tripod ? 

What’s that ? Well I often wear a kilt at sporting events in the pub and it’s certainly a talking point ! 😂 one time a couple years ago , at a rugby international in “3 sisters”  pub a strapping rugby player type  came up to me whispered in my ear “ you look handsome in your kilt “ and then dissolved into the crowd never to be seen again ! Despite me looking 😂😂😂 ah well the night ended rather memorably anyway ! 

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Nucky Thompson
6 hours ago, ri Alban said:

Had a great weekend in Scotland, surrounded with Real Scottish people who care what happens to their fellow Scots. I asked what you think of people who cross the border. They said"What dragon say about Apollo, again? ". Bit much I thought. 

Drinking Buckfast in Ferguslie park doesn't count as a great weekend :thumbsup:

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Nucky Thompson
3 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

Well done avoiding ri Alban's Jockmacht Zollgrenzschutz. 

 

 

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They've not been on Border control for a while. They must have been chased away by the Morris dancers

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Governor Tarkin
1 hour ago, Mars plastic said:

What about Choo Choo Ferrier who sat on a train back to Haggistan knowing she was infected?

 

Haggistan. :rofl:

 

1 hour ago, Taffin said:

 

It's just whataboutery. They're all at it. Making and breaking rules to their hearts content. English, Scottish, SNP, Tory makes no odds. If you're trying to politick people into following your rules...you'd be well placed to follow them yourselves. The current political leaders in the UK leave an awful lot to be desired.

 

Spot on. They are a disgrace to their office. 

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JudyJudyJudy
2 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said:

Drinking Buckfast in Ferguslie park doesn't count as a great weekend :thumbsup:

lol ouche !!!!! However it is for some 

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Governor Tarkin
2 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said:

They've not been on Border control for a while. They must have been chased away by the Morris dancers

 

:pleasing:

 

Got a weekend away booked up for early May. Can't wait. 

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JudyJudyJudy

The only place I have potentially booked is Wrexham yes decking Wrexham in July but it’s a break 

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Harry Potter
53 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

No as I’ll have had a full breakfast.

It’ll just be a liquid lunch.🍺

maybe some pork scratchings, just to be safe😧

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Francis Albert
5 hours ago, manaliveits105 said:

Regulations relaxed further in Scotland apparently you can now pick up someone else’s child - the fish with an snp candidates child 

You just can’t sit within 1 metre of your own grown up children from another household in a restaurant or bar

 

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Sure its someone else's child? Looks familiar.

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The Real Maroonblood
1 hour ago, Harry Potter said:

maybe some pork scratchings, just to be safe😧

That might be a good idea.

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More data issues. This will no doubt impact the various 7-day stats over the coming week.

 

Scottish numbers: 25 April 2021

Summary

  • 176 new cases of COVID-19 reported [-1; down from 211 a week ago]
  • 16,434 new tests for COVID-19 that reported results – 1.3% of these were positive [-1,950; +0.2%]
  • 1 new reported death of people who have tested positive (noting that Register Offices are now generally closed at weekends) [-3]

Public Health Scotland has experienced technical issues today that have impacted on the creation of daily dashboard and open data files, including the vaccination data published on this page. Public Health Scotland are working to resolve all issues for reporting tomorrow.

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So, it looks as if this is all I can produce in the way of trend stats today. Very plateau-y with all these indicators at the moment.

 

      Today Yesterday     23 Apr 22 Apr 21 Apr 20 Apr 19 Apr ... 1 Apr
Scotland (7-day per-100,000 cases)   28 28 0   29 28 28 28 29 ... 59
                           
7-day averages                          
Tests     18251 18060 +191   18195 17960 18000 18063 18133 ... 21722
Positivity rate %     1.4 1.4 0.0   1.4 1.4 1.4 1.4 1.5 ... 2.4
Deaths     1.7 1.6 +0.1   1.3 1.6 1.3 1.6 1.7 ... 5.4
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The Real Maroonblood
5 minutes ago, redjambo said:

So, it looks as if this is all I can produce in the way of trend stats today. Very plateau-y with all these indicators at the moment.

 

      Today Yesterday     23 Apr 22 Apr 21 Apr 20 Apr 19 Apr ... 1 Apr
Scotland (7-day per-100,000 cases)   28 28 0   29 28 28 28 29 ... 59
                           
7-day averages                          
Tests     18251 18060 +191   18195 17960 18000 18063 18133 ... 21722
Positivity rate %     1.4 1.4 0.0   1.4 1.4 1.4 1.4 1.5 ... 2.4
Deaths     1.7 1.6 +0.1   1.3 1.6 1.3 1.6 1.7 ... 5.4

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JudyJudyJudy
48 minutes ago, redjambo said:

More data issues. This will no doubt impact the various 7-day stats over the coming week.

 

Scottish numbers: 25 April 2021

Summary

  • 176 new cases of COVID-19 reported [-1; down from 211 a week ago]
  • 16,434 new tests for COVID-19 that reported results – 1.3% of these were positive [-1,950; +0.2%]
  • 1 new reported death of people who have tested positive (noting that Register Offices are now generally closed at weekends) [-3]

Public Health Scotland has experienced technical issues today that have impacted on the creation of daily dashboard and open data files, including the vaccination data published on this page. Public Health Scotland are working to resolve all issues for reporting tomorrow.

Data issues ??? 

 

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Governor Tarkin
13 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said:

8000 at Wembley today. It's a start I suppose 

 

Did you stand to attention for the National Anthem, Nucky? 🇬🇧

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Nucky Thompson
9 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

Did you stand to attention for the National Anthem, Nucky? 🇬🇧

Stood up and turned the telly up full blast as well :thumbsup:

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India fecked. The biggest mass production site for the vaccine. Time they kept it for themselves. 

 

 

 

 

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Governor Tarkin
35 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

India fecked. The biggest mass production site for the vaccine. Time they kept it for themselves. 

 

 

 

 

 

I take it you've had yours then. 

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6 minutes ago, LMc said:

The knives are well and truly out for Boris.

 

Did he actually say it or was it some halfwit on Labour's social media team that posted it?

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The Real Maroonblood
4 minutes ago, Harry Potter said:

drumbrae leisure centre open, but road seems very quiet😏

People staying in until opening time.

🤣

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12 minutes ago, frankblack said:

 

Did he actually say it or was it some halfwit on Labour's social media team that posted it?

Daily Mir.....

 

It was the Daily Mail.

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The Real Maroonblood
Just now, DETTY29 said:

Daily Mir.....

 

It was the Daily Mail.

:lol:

You’ve just ruined Frank’s day.

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