Japan Jambo Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 1 hour ago, The Mighty Thor said: Spaffer's turn to take the company 737 on a globetrotting trip to the far flung corner of er............Blackpool. He got there a full 50 minutes earlier than if he'd got the train from Euston. In a wonderfully topical and serendipitous coincidence, do you know who was fond of the trains? He took a 737 to Blackpool, wow, wasn't even aware Blackpool had an airport that could accommodate a jet of that size!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Scandal after scandal and he does stuff like this. He doesn’t give a shite man an entitled ****ing arsehole Jonathan Pie always rips him a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 10 minutes ago, Japan Jambo said: He took a 737 to Blackpool, wow, wasn't even aware Blackpool had an airport that could accommodate a jet of that size!? Yeah there's an airport there, which clearly can take a trans continental jet, with a normal capacity of over 200, just so Johnson can avoid the plebs on the train. Our presidency of COP26 looks frankly more absurd as the weeks pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldChampions1902 Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 21 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Scandal after scandal and he does stuff like this. He doesn’t give a shite man an entitled ****ing arsehole Jonathan Pie always rips him a new one. The pieman always nails it. Funny and depressing in equal measure though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkirk_Jambo Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 41 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Scandal after scandal and he does stuff like this. He doesn’t give a shite man an entitled ****ing arsehole Jonathan Pie always rips him a new one. "A sort of Hogwarts for wankers where you get taught Latin and tax avoidance whilst wearing full evening dress" Lad's a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NANOJAMBO Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Meanwhile Aaron Bell posted this half an hour ago. Top lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 11 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said: Meanwhile Aaron Bell posted this half an hour ago. Top lad. I bet he really feels like a fool, now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NANOJAMBO Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 8 minutes ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: I bet he really feels like a fool, now? WHy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Just now, NANOJAMBO said: WHy? It was him that asked Johnson if he was a fool (for going straight home after his granny's funeral). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NANOJAMBO Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: It was him that asked Johnson if he was a fool (for going straight home after his granny's funeral). 🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 1 minute ago, NANOJAMBO said: 🤷♂️ Just a shite joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Paragraph 3 confirms his status as a fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ray Gin said: Paragraph 3 confirms his status as a fool. At least somebody got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NANOJAMBO Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 27 minutes ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: Just a shite joke. Sorry , I'm slower than usual today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 19 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said: Sorry , I'm slower than usual today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Liars gonna lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy Hearts Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 3 hours ago, jack D and coke said: Scandal after scandal and he does stuff like this. He doesn’t give a shite man an entitled ****ing arsehole Jonathan Pie always rips him a new one. He's always good and spot on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Jambo Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 worth noting that the five folks that have walked have all probably had access to the unredacted report - just saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NANOJAMBO Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 6m EXCL: Police have a photo of Boris Johnson holding a can of a beer at his lockdown birthday party in June 2020 - taken by his taxpayer funded official photographer. Daily Mirror reporting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldChampions1902 Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 44 minutes ago, Japan Jambo said: worth noting that the five folks that have walked have all probably had access to the unredacted report - just saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Reynolds Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Getting the official photographer to take photos of you breaking the law is quite something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 1 hour ago, NANOJAMBO said: 6m EXCL: Police have a photo of Boris Johnson holding a can of a beer at his lockdown birthday party in June 2020 - taken by his taxpayer funded official photographer. Daily Mirror reporting. FFS! The poor bloke has no luck. Not only was he ambushed with Birthday cake but some ***** mugged him with a can of Estrella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo314 Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 1 hour ago, NANOJAMBO said: 6m EXCL: Police have a photo of Boris Johnson holding a can of a beer at his lockdown birthday party in June 2020 - taken by his taxpayer funded official photographer. Daily Mirror reporting. Save big dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Another week in Tory covering yesterday & today's spectacular array of nonsense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 30 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said: Another week in Tory covering yesterday & today's spectacular array of nonsense That’s quite a read…. Its hard not to feel saddened by a lot of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
periodictabledancer Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 1 hour ago, The Mighty Thor said: FFS! The poor bloke has no luck. Not only was he ambushed with Birthday cake but some ***** mugged him with a can of Estrella. Even better news , Sunak is standing next to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, Footballfirst said: That MP is a fruitcake. What’s her name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said: That MP is a fruitcake. What’s her name? I thought it had to be a parody... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said: That MP is a fruitcake. What’s her name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
periodictabledancer Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Footballfirst said: 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, periodictabledancer said: 🙄 Roy Walker's "Catchphrase" - Say What You See Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 41 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said: That MP is a fruitcake. What’s her name? That’s a parody bud lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 40 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said: That MP is a fruitcake. What’s her name? Comedienne Rosie Holt. It's satire. But the fact that you're not sure if it's real or not only shows you how bad the morons in power right now actually are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Footballfirst said: 😃👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 23 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: That’s a parody bud lol I suppose I’m that used to the shite that comes from them there was no reason to think it wasn’t one of the junta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 4 hours ago, NANOJAMBO said: 6m EXCL: Police have a photo of Boris Johnson holding a can of a beer at his lockdown birthday party in June 2020 - taken by his taxpayer funded official photographer. Daily Mirror reporting. To be fair, How is it Boris’ fault that he was caught holding a can of beer whilst in attendance at a party he didn’t attend, and doesn’t know anything about, breaking the rules he himself set? I think we can all agree that the prime minister breaking the law and lying to parliament is not that big a deal and we should all just move on comrades. Am I doing it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 I predict the daily “hoosejock” ranger will come round eventually too. The richest MP in the govt will never understand. It’s a no to this little rat being PM from me. Real Scots know☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 3 hours ago, jack D and coke said: I predict the daily “hoosejock” ranger will come round eventually too. The richest MP in the govt will never understand. It’s a no to this little rat being PM from me. Real Scots know☺️ I think you'll find that real Scots wouldn't start a fire with that shit rag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionDJambo Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 9 hours ago, Shooter McGavin said: To be fair, How is it Boris’ fault that he was caught holding a can of beer whilst in attendance at a party he didn’t attend, and doesn’t know anything about, breaking the rules he himself set? I think we can all agree that the prime minister breaking the law and lying to parliament is not that big a deal and we should all just move on comrades. Am I doing it right? Maybe he was just having a quiet wee drink by himself when all of these unruly office workers burst into the room. Then they held him in there until he agreed to pose for a birthday photograph. The sort of jolly trick he used to play on his chums at Eton. They were at it again when they invaded his garden and wouldn't let him leave until he had thanked them all for working harder than anyone else in the UK. I wonder if old Nadine was there. She's certainly got eyes for him. Watch out Carrie, have you never watched Fatal Attraction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HartleyLegend3 Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 (edited) 12 hours ago, Footballfirst said: She's a little unhinged.. Lol, forced to look her up, she's a comedian.. of sorts. Edited February 5, 2022 by HartleyLegend3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Factor Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 (edited) https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/nadine-dorries-boris-johnson-interview-vbd0c29aa Edited February 5, 2022 by Move On, Comrades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 8 hours ago, jack D and coke said: I predict the daily “hoosejock” ranger will come round eventually too. The richest MP in the govt will never understand. It’s a no to this little rat being PM from me. Real Scots know☺️ Rishi Sunak, richer than the queen. But he feels our pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 8 minutes ago, Move On, Comrades said: https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/nadine-dorries-boris-johnson-interview-vbd0c29aa A Stayt interviewing a state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 10 minutes ago, Move On, Comrades said: https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/nadine-dorries-boris-johnson-interview-vbd0c29aa Ladies and gentlemen, our culture secretary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Paranoid ching comedown. "Have you spoken with the Prime Minister recently, in the last 24 hours?" "Why?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboM Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Smithee said: Paranoid ching comedown. "Have you spoken with the Prime Minister recently, in the last 24 hours?" "Why?" Carrie to Nadine "Have you spoken with the Prime Minister recently, in the last 24 hours?" "Why?" 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 hour ago, RobboM said: Carrie to Nadine "Have you spoken with the Prime Minister recently, in the last 24 hours?" "Why?" 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionDJambo Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Smithee said: Ladies and gentlemen, our culture secretary That woman appears to be deranged. She should be on a charm offensive with journalists, not just being obtuse with them. It’s not just her current target for attack, the BBC who are asking pesky, awkward questions of her favourite man. It’s been ITN and Sky News who have recently provided the evidence of his contempt for the British public. If Johnson and his mates think that that having her front up for him is a sound idea, they’re more devoid of sense than previously imagined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 How the actual **** is that dense bint a cabinet minister? I'm not sure whether it's a lack of self awareness, arrogance, conceit or narcissism with her or a combination of the lot. If she wasn't in government she'd not be working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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