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It was obviously on his mind or he wouldn't have tried to update us before round 2 :lol:

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Tried to update us inbetween :lol: incredible.. just got his end away and his first thought is to send a message to a bunch of strangers who have been chanting his name all night on a forum

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Just to clear things up, is this the steak pie woman or someone different? I'm a bit lost.

 

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:yas:

 

At last.

 

Twice on a Saturday morning but not even one on a Friday?

 

Some of the phrases and expressions used on this thread will live a long life! :qqb006:

 

Pleased for the boy.

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Samuel Camazzola

Is it just me who's anticipating a twist to this tale and Salad is going to reveal he's met up with steak pie lady at the pipe band championship?

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Is it just me who's anticipating a twist to this tale and Salad is going to reveal he's met up with steak pie lady at the pipe band championship?

Dirty bassa is probably already planning a three way.

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Seymour M Hersh

Is it me or is there an almost identical thread about the build up to a blind date in classics but without the online dating bit?

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Is this a classic yet?

No too early for that, the classics tend to get forgotten about and this thread still has plenty life in it yet :D

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Fair enough.

 

Question is, does Fishy Fingers have plenty life in him yet after this mornings double pump?

Needs to visit the other bursd and get a nice Fray Bentos down him to build up his energy for tonights session.

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Needs to visit the other bursd and get a nice Fray Bentos down him to build up his energy for tonights session.

Fray bentos

 

:rofl:

 

Actually some tears flowed there haha

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Needs to visit the other bursd and get a nice Fray Bentos down him to build up his energy for tonights session.

Fray Bentos :rofl:

 

Blast from the past.

 

That's what my dad used to call Juventus :qqb010:

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Salad Fingers

So, ended up smashed at the world's however she is coming to pick me up. Definite round 3 on the go tonight :rofl:

 

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So, ended up smashed at the world's however she is coming to pick me up. Definite round 3 on the go tonight :rofl:

 

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Aye right you'll get back to hers mumble some incoherent pish, puke up then fall asleep in a cupboard :D

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Aye right you'll get back to hers mumble some incoherent pish, puke up then fall asleep in a cupboard :D

There's no danger that isnt based on personal experience....

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SF relying on gallons of alcohol to be the early ejaculation inhibiter tonight.

 

 

She'll be expecting it three times tonight big boy.

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Dinnae drink anymore or you'll have to prop it up with some matchsticks

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We're not here to talk about me :lol:

I refer you to an article taken from a prestigious educational journal

 

3) Use personal experience and true personal stories to engage students (modeling). I am excited when students speak in their non-native language, but the topic we?re learning needs to be addressed as well. To avoid making students feel inadequate or like they do not know anything about the topic, I use my personal life as a model. This gives students true examples for the conversation, and that makes a difference. By opening up with real-life stories that relate to the conversation topic, I pique students? attention and they talk more about their personal lives in the class conversation. They are more engaged and connect to each other. The modeling makes them feel more comfortable, and they cannot be wrong because they are talking about their own experiences.

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I'm really glad it all turned out well for our salad fingers and got his his Nat king Cole with the second bursd, but, I would keep the first ones details, I'm at an age where a gid steak pie would seal the deal!!!

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I refer you to an article taken from a prestigious educational journal

 

3) Use personal experience and true personal stories to engage students (modeling). I am excited when students speak in their non-native language, but the topic we?re learning needs to be addressed as well. To avoid making students feel inadequate or like they do not know anything about the topic, I use my personal life as a model. This gives students true examples for the conversation, and that makes a difference. By opening up with real-life stories that relate to the conversation topic, I pique students? attention and they talk more about their personal lives in the class conversation. They are more engaged and connect to each other. The modeling makes them feel more comfortable, and they cannot be wrong because they are talking about their own experiences.

Oh here you go with your fancy journals :lol:

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So, ended up smashed at the world's however she is coming to pick me up. Definite round 3 on the go tonight :rofl:

 

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Hope you had a great day, the brother in law is a piper for Field Marshall Montgomery. Hope you have an even better evening!

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Carl Fredrickson

Viewed this thread for a couple of days but not looked at it since Thursday night. Checked tonight, 269 unread posts!

 

Congratulations SF, you are probably too busy to read this just now  :2thumbsup:

 

Thanks to the many posters who have made me LOL. This will no doubt end up in the classics. 

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Viewed this thread for a couple of days but not looked at it since Thursday night. Checked tonight, 269 unread posts!

 

Congratulations SF, you are probably too busy to read this just now  :2thumbsup:

 

Thanks to the many posters who have made me LOL. This will no doubt end up in the classics. 

 

If he's not, he soon will be.  Fiddlers elbow, and all that.  t1516.gif

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Don't worry, Salad'll be reaching for his phone to update us before it's floppy again post coitus.

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he could be wandering around the streets of Muirhouse or Pilton as we speak, dazed, confused wrapped in clingfilm with a cucumber stuck up his erse!!!

So...more Salad Erse than Salad Fingers?

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Without going through the whole thread was it the piemaker SF rattled or some other victim?

Some other wee skelp.

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Some other wee skelp.

Good lad!! Online dating is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Just hope he doesn't end up falling for her.

Happened to one of the joiners on a job.

Rattling this tidy. Showed all the boys photos of her all ways. Ended up madly in love with her. Still gets it tight about that.

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Auld Reekin'

FFS!

 

:facepalm:

 

:nojustno:

 

I think IJ was making a none-too-oblique reference to a precedent for such behaviour, established by a noteworthy poster on here who "8"s h1b5 (and everything / everyone else...).   

 

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Good lad!! Online dating is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Just hope he doesn't end up falling for her.

Happened to one of the joiners on a job.

Rattling this tidy. Showed all the boys photos of her all ways. Ended up madly in love with her. Still gets it tight about that.

I'll take a PM.

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Queensland Jambo

11 pages and amazed - AMAZED - that there hasn't been a reference to "tossing the salad"...

 

JKB not what it used to be etc.

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11 pages and amazed - AMAZED - that there hasn't been a reference to "tossing the salad"...

 

JKB not what it used to be etc.

There has been one or two mentions, son don't worry, JKB is not losing it.

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ThehandsofZibi

Just up, don't care about Farah, Ennis-hill or Rutherford. I want to know if Salad Fingers got the gold for bedroom gymnastics??

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That's her away. Can now watch MOTD and more importantly drop this load I've been holding in all night.

 

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