Hasselhoff Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 While in the middle of the act, I bet you thought of JKB! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Forza Cuore Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 While in the middle of the act, I bet you thought of JKB! and Pie...lots of Pie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan Jarman Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 It was obviously on his mind or he wouldn't have tried to update us before round 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King prawn Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Tried to update us inbetween incredible.. just got his end away and his first thought is to send a message to a bunch of strangers who have been chanting his name all night on a forum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pennywise Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Just to clear things up, is this the steak pie woman or someone different? I'm a bit lost. Sent from my VF-895N using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sarah O Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Photos or it didn't happen :'> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 At last. Twice on a Saturday morning but not even one on a Friday? Some of the phrases and expressions used on this thread will live a long life! Pleased for the boy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jambo316 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Tynecastle do great weddings Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Forza Cuore Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Tynecastle do great weddings Wonder what the meal would be? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 When's the sequel SF? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Samuel Camazzola Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Is it just me who's anticipating a twist to this tale and Salad is going to reveal he's met up with steak pie lady at the pipe band championship? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Tackle Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Brilliant thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Is it just me who's anticipating a twist to this tale and Salad is going to reveal he's met up with steak pie lady at the pipe band championship? Dirty bassa is probably already planning a three way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Riddley Walker Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 You still meeting her again tonight Salad? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour M Hersh Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Is it me or is there an almost identical thread about the build up to a blind date in classics but without the online dating bit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Is this a classic yet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Is this a classic yet? No too early for that, the classics tend to get forgotten about and this thread still has plenty life in it yet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Fair enough. Question is, does Fishy Fingers have plenty life in him yet after this mornings double pump? Needs to visit the other bursd and get a nice Fray Bentos down him to build up his energy for tonights session. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) Needs to visit the other bursd and get a nice Fray Bentos down him to build up his energy for tonights session. Fray bentos Actually some tears flowed there haha Edited August 13, 2016 by chester copperpot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Needs to visit the other bursd and get a nice Fray Bentos down him to build up his energy for tonights session. Fray Bentos Blast from the past. That's what my dad used to call Juventus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salad Fingers Posted August 13, 2016 Author Share Posted August 13, 2016 So, ended up smashed at the world's however she is coming to pick me up. Definite round 3 on the go tonight Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 So, ended up smashed at the world's however she is coming to pick me up. Definite round 3 on the go tonight Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Aye right you'll get back to hers mumble some incoherent pish, puke up then fall asleep in a cupboard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LeftBack Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Aye right you'll get back to hers mumble some incoherent pish, puke up then fall asleep in a cupboard There's no danger that isnt based on personal experience.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barack Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 SF relying on gallons of alcohol to be the early ejaculation inhibiter tonight. She'll be expecting it three times tonight big boy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 There's no danger that isnt based on personal experience.... We're not here to talk about me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan Jarman Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Dinnae drink anymore or you'll have to prop it up with some matchsticks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LeftBack Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 We're not here to talk about me I refer you to an article taken from a prestigious educational journal 3) Use personal experience and true personal stories to engage students (modeling). I am excited when students speak in their non-native language, but the topic we?re learning needs to be addressed as well. To avoid making students feel inadequate or like they do not know anything about the topic, I use my personal life as a model. This gives students true examples for the conversation, and that makes a difference. By opening up with real-life stories that relate to the conversation topic, I pique students? attention and they talk more about their personal lives in the class conversation. They are more engaged and connect to each other. The modeling makes them feel more comfortable, and they cannot be wrong because they are talking about their own experiences. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 I'm really glad it all turned out well for our salad fingers and got his his Nat king Cole with the second bursd, but, I would keep the first ones details, I'm at an age where a gid steak pie would seal the deal!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Angry Haggis Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Bagpipes strikes again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 I refer you to an article taken from a prestigious educational journal 3) Use personal experience and true personal stories to engage students (modeling). I am excited when students speak in their non-native language, but the topic we?re learning needs to be addressed as well. To avoid making students feel inadequate or like they do not know anything about the topic, I use my personal life as a model. This gives students true examples for the conversation, and that makes a difference. By opening up with real-life stories that relate to the conversation topic, I pique students? attention and they talk more about their personal lives in the class conversation. They are more engaged and connect to each other. The modeling makes them feel more comfortable, and they cannot be wrong because they are talking about their own experiences. Oh here you go with your fancy journals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Helzibob Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 So, ended up smashed at the world's however she is coming to pick me up. Definite round 3 on the go tonight Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Hope you had a great day, the brother in law is a piper for Field Marshall Montgomery. Hope you have an even better evening! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carl Fredrickson Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Viewed this thread for a couple of days but not looked at it since Thursday night. Checked tonight, 269 unread posts! Congratulations SF, you are probably too busy to read this just now Thanks to the many posters who have made me LOL. This will no doubt end up in the classics. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lemongrab Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Viewed this thread for a couple of days but not looked at it since Thursday night. Checked tonight, 269 unread posts! Congratulations SF, you are probably too busy to read this just now Thanks to the many posters who have made me LOL. This will no doubt end up in the classics. If he's not, he soon will be. Fiddlers elbow, and all that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan Jarman Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Don't worry, Salad'll be reaching for his phone to update us before it's floppy again post coitus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ThehandsofZibi Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 This is JKB at its finest. Enjoy flinging it up her tonight SF! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Did you steal her pants? Do they have stains and have you been sniffing them all day? FFS! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 This is JKB at its finest. Enjoy flinging it up her tonight SF! Flinging it up her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boof Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 he could be wandering around the streets of Muirhouse or Pilton as we speak, dazed, confused wrapped in clingfilm with a cucumber stuck up his erse!!! So...more Salad Erse than Salad Fingers? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robbo1874 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Without going through the whole thread was it the piemaker SF rattled or some other victim? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Without going through the whole thread was it the piemaker SF rattled or some other victim? Some other wee skelp. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robbo1874 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) Some other wee skelp.Good lad!! Online dating is like shooting fish in a barrel. Just hope he doesn't end up falling for her. Happened to one of the joiners on a job. Rattling this tidy. Showed all the boys photos of her all ways. Ended up madly in love with her. Still gets it tight about that. Edited August 13, 2016 by robbo1874 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Auld Reekin' Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 FFS! I think IJ was making a none-too-oblique reference to a precedent for such behaviour, established by a noteworthy poster on here who "8"s h1b5 (and everything / everyone else...). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LeftBack Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Flinging it up her total eclipse of the heart? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tweegy Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Update SF? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B4 Part B Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Good lad!! Online dating is like shooting fish in a barrel. Just hope he doesn't end up falling for her. Happened to one of the joiners on a job. Rattling this tidy. Showed all the boys photos of her all ways. Ended up madly in love with her. Still gets it tight about that. I'll take a PM. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Queensland Jambo Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 11 pages and amazed - AMAZED - that there hasn't been a reference to "tossing the salad"... JKB not what it used to be etc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paolo Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 11 pages and amazed - AMAZED - that there hasn't been a reference to "tossing the salad"... JKB not what it used to be etc. There has been one or two mentions, son don't worry, JKB is not losing it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
muldoon74 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 thankfully no mention "Salad cream" either.. oops. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ThehandsofZibi Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just up, don't care about Farah, Ennis-hill or Rutherford. I want to know if Salad Fingers got the gold for bedroom gymnastics?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salad Fingers Posted August 14, 2016 Author Share Posted August 14, 2016 That's her away. Can now watch MOTD and more importantly drop this load I've been holding in all night. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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