Sergio Garcia Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Just flicked over from the golf to see England at 17-4. Just when you think they can't go any lower in this tour it gets worse. I agree that Harris, although having less wickets than Johnson, has been the star for me as well. Had a good time in the Summer Ashes as well despite being on the losing side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 England would be as well f****** off home now. They are a total shambles. All out for less than 100 is my prediction for tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Double post. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Just looked up the lowest ever innings in the Ashes - 36 all out by Australia in 1902. They couldn't, could they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Dear God. Bell out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Johnson Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Bell oot, 2 from 32 balls. Sent from my GT-I9195 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 This is beyond funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Just looked up the lowest ever innings in the Ashes - 36 all out by Australia in 1902. They couldn't, could they? It's now on. Need Stokes to swing the bat for a couple of overs to get out the 20s. Has Lawson done himself in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Johnson Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Top 5 gone for 7, 0, 7, 2, 3. Must be some sort of record? Sent from my GT-I9195 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 They might as well just start playing some shots. No point crawling along and getting out anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 It's now on. Need Stokes to swing the bat for a couple of overs to get out the 20s. Has Lawson done himself in? He's away typing a monologue about how he, of course, saw this coming all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 He's away typing a monologue about how he, of course, saw this coming all along. And how if Nick Compton had played instead of Carberry England would have the ashes wrapped up by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Is that Snicko suggesting if Aussies referred, Stokes would be out too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Just looked up the lowest ever innings in the Ashes - 36 all out by Australia in 1902. They couldn't, could they? :davebp:What a great year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_razors_edge Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 England are utterly abysmal, in all departments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_razors_edge Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Ballance takes a dull yin on the helmet. Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Oh, England * * - by , I really mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Have England got a signing embargo or something and are having to play with kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 The only thing that would make this series sweeter would be if there were more real Englishmen in their team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Just been out all morning. Back home, turn on the tv. OMFG. That is abysmal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Follow-on saved! Hurrah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Getting what they deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Top 5 gone for 7, 0, 7, 2, 3. Must be some sort of record? Sent from my GT-I9195 using Tapatalk 2 At least the tail wagged for them. Aussies to pile on the runs in the morning session to set 450 and then take a leisurely two and a half days to wrap it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 At least the tail wagged for them. Aussies to pile on the runs in the morning session to set 450 and then take a leisurely two and a half days to wrap it up. And they'll probably only need the half day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 He's away typing a monologue about how he, of course, saw this coming all along. Still no comment from Lawson. I'm dreading here his next contribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 So what do the Aussies do. Play a 20/20 style game and quickly get to a 500 lead. Even if they get knocked over their lead is probably already safe. Another 50 would make sure. Declare as soon as Harris would be next to bat. Bat most of day if possible, get a really huge lead, knock off a couple of the top end late on in the day and bowl England out during day 4 and win by 400+ runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 ?400 on England winning, with draw no bet. Probably should have bet after the first test as Australia may well grab the first test. But I'm going by the old saying - form is temporary, class is permanent. England simply a better team. Better coach, better spinner and more capable of taking 20 wickets. However which team scores more runs in the middle order may be the deciding factor. KP, Bell, Root & Prior >>> Clarke, Smith, Bailey & Haddin. Ooooffft!! Sare yin!! Class is permanent aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 England being shown up for the poor side they are They have been world no 1 in recent years but that just shows how much the standards in international cricket have dropped in last 15 - 20 years whether it is 20-20 or too much limited overs games i've no idea but today's teams wouldn't stand a chance against their equivalents from 20,30, 40 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Sack them all and make them earn their place again after some time back in county cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Rogers edging closer to his ton. It's all too easy. Has anyone checked if Lawson's milk bottles are piling up on his doorstep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Cook out already. England 7-1 chasing 448. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rand Paul's Ray Bans Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Great shot Bell 37-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Pietersen gone. 57-3 Series could end today at this rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 This will be over in a couple of hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 3 wickets in an over and a half after tea. Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 And another. 95-7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gentleman Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Last wicket gone. Aussies 5-0. How woeful are England? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stirlingshirejambo Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Humiliating I can't believe how many nights sleep I have wsted on them congratulations to Australia though totalky dominant but woeful woeful England Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 England got what they deserved. Glad to see that Harris got a Michelle too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Draper Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Always pleasing to see England get pumped at any sport, even one I know nothing about...although, judging from the majority of posts on page 1, neither do any of you lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Cook is a shite captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Cook is a shite captain. Yup he has to step down , to negative tactically a throw back to the Michael Atherton era . But they don't really have any good replacements . The Average Aussie bowlers have been made to look like Lillie and Thompson by a cowardly conservative England . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Oh, Beefy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Just for interest (no :'> -ing intended) go back to the beginning of this thread and have a read of what folk were saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Delighted that I was spot on with my prediction of 5-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Saw the Sky team debating Bairstow's technique at bat last night, and they said that Gooch had been arguing that one of his technical flaws (something about his footwork, can't remember exactly) during the series had not happened before. Viewers were calling in left right and centre demanding the footage from the summer Ashes series which showed that the problem had been evident then as well Gooch has had a nightmare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I don't think England will lose a Test. The are still vastly superior to Australia, and both teams know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Nice sounding food though. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/10433915/The-Ashes-2013-14-England-ridiculed-for-sending-82-page-list-of-goji-berry-and-quinoa-catering-demands.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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