The monthly Annoying Advert thread

[Cade]

The new Nationwide one for "equity release" (which isn't a thing but that's a rant for another day).

Auld wifey says she wants to be able to leave something for her kids as she inherited from her parents.

Hubby says naw, feck the kids, sell the house to Nationwide, spend it all and stop feeling guilty.

 

[milky_26]

the coors light one with the idiot "swimming" through the snow to get to the pub. arsehole, someone should lock him out and let him feel the cold

[Ominous]

That Viagra advert is ripping my tits just now, jigging about as if it's his first ride. They are too dear as well.

[Gashauskis9]

Don’t know what it’s advertising, but if I hear The song “I don’t know why I love you but I do” one more time I’ll ****ing scream!!!

[gjcc]

The Mrs was watching some Dating show. Howard Brown was on it. So all of the adverts he was in. 

[Horatio Caine]

"Did anybody say....Just eat...?

 

aaarghhh!

[milky_26]

3 hours ago, Horatio Caine said:

"Did anybody say....Just eat...?

 

aaarghhh!

yes

 

you can have a knuckle sandwich

[Sooperstar]

3 hours ago, Horatio Caine said:

"Did anybody say....Just eat...?

 

aaarghhh!

*somebody.

 

You obviously haven't seen it enough.

[Konrad von Carstein]

1 hour ago, Sooperstar said:

*somebody.

 

You obviously haven't seen it enough.

[been here before]

"Uuuuuuhhhhh Donnas cakes".

 

"We have targets of course we have. We work hard, play hard..."

 

Get tae **** ye dick. You're a grey haired auld man in a 'wacky' shirt lugging boxes about in a warehouse.

[SectionDJambo]

22 minutes ago, been here before said:

"Uuuuuuhhhhh Donnas cakes".

 

"We have targets of course we have. We work hard, play hard..."

 

Get tae **** ye dick. You're a grey haired auld man in a 'wacky' shirt lugging boxes about in a warehouse.

Is it not a woman who goes on about working and playing hard? Hard to tell, right enough, but he/she looks to be somebody that would be a right barrel of fun to work with.

Agree about the cakes person too. And the advert. Certainly wouldn’t encourage me to join their happy and committed band.

[All roads lead to Gorgie]

The KFC adverts with people licking there fingers. Horrible to watch at the best of times but in the health crisis we are facing totally wrong to be promoting such behavior.

[westbow]

3 hours ago, been here before said:

"Uuuuuuhhhhh Donnas cakes".

 

"We have targets of course we have. We work hard, play hard..."

 

Get tae **** ye dick. You're a grey haired auld man in a 'wacky' shirt lugging boxes about in a warehouse.

opened the thread to say the exact same thing.

[Cade]

4 hours ago, been here before said:

"Uuuuuuhhhhh Donnas cakes".

 

"We have targets of course we have. We work hard, play hard..."

 

Get tae **** ye dick. You're a grey haired auld man in a 'wacky' shirt lugging boxes about in a warehouse.

 

"Work hard, play hard" is the universal code for "Toxic work environment" usually featuring sexual harassment, bullying and drink/drug abuse at all levels.
And, in Amazon's case, pissing in bottles because management spy on you all day and losing your job for taking sick days.

 

Edited March 12 by Cade

[been here before]

17 minutes ago, Cade said:

 

"Work hard, play hard" is the universal code for "Toxic work environment" usually featuring sexual harassment, bullying and drink/drug abuse at all levels.

 

 

I imagine he's done all of the above.

[Jambof3tornado]

The fekkin bingo one with the wifie player the guitar with her feet.

 

off.

[milky_26]

that harrys razor advert, they do things differently by having a razor with 5 blades and a precision trimmer. no your not that is like almost every other razor on the market you pricks

[Suso Santana]

Got one appearing on here the now that with a picture of a jeep

 

It says HERTZ haha

[Tazio]

Alexa. Phone the police to report the neighbours that are letting their daughter kick a ball against a wall at 4.30am. 

[milky_26]

On 13/03/2020 at 16:48, milky_26 said:

that harrys razor advert, they do things differently by having a razor with 5 blades and a precision trimmer. no your not that is like almost every other razor on the market you pricks

further to this, just spotted on the advert that the razor comes in a plastic insert that is inside a box which comes in a bag which comes in another box. What a waste of packaging

[Seymour M Hersh]

On 15/03/2020 at 19:13, Tazio said:

Alexa. Phone the police to report the neighbours that are letting their daughter kick a ball against a wall at 4.30am. 

 

Aye, spoilt little brat. 

[JWL]

See they Nationwide ones with the unfunny comedians are back on. They weren't funny the first time and they're even worse now. That scouse twat, Jesus wept.