SectionDJambo Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 22 minutes ago, been here before said: "Uuuuuuhhhhh Donnas cakes". "We have targets of course we have. We work hard, play hard..." Get tae **** ye dick. You're a grey haired auld man in a 'wacky' shirt lugging boxes about in a warehouse. Is it not a woman who goes on about working and playing hard? Hard to tell, right enough, but he/she looks to be somebody that would be a right barrel of fun to work with. Agree about the cakes person too. And the advert. Certainly wouldn’t encourage me to join their happy and committed band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 The KFC adverts with people licking there fingers. Horrible to watch at the best of times but in the health crisis we are facing totally wrong to be promoting such behavior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westbow Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 3 hours ago, been here before said: "Uuuuuuhhhhh Donnas cakes". "We have targets of course we have. We work hard, play hard..." Get tae **** ye dick. You're a grey haired auld man in a 'wacky' shirt lugging boxes about in a warehouse. opened the thread to say the exact same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, been here before said: "Uuuuuuhhhhh Donnas cakes". "We have targets of course we have. We work hard, play hard..." Get tae **** ye dick. You're a grey haired auld man in a 'wacky' shirt lugging boxes about in a warehouse. "Work hard, play hard" is the universal code for "Toxic work environment" usually featuring sexual harassment, bullying and drink/drug abuse at all levels. And, in Amazon's case, pissing in bottles because management spy on you all day and losing your job for taking sick days. Edited March 12, 2020 by Cade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, Cade said: "Work hard, play hard" is the universal code for "Toxic work environment" usually featuring sexual harassment, bullying and drink/drug abuse at all levels. I imagine he's done all of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 The fekkin bingo one with the wifie player the guitar with her feet. off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 that harrys razor advert, they do things differently by having a razor with 5 blades and a precision trimmer. no your not that is like almost every other razor on the market you pricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suso Santana Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Got one appearing on here the now that with a picture of a jeep It says HERTZ haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Alexa. Phone the police to report the neighbours that are letting their daughter kick a ball against a wall at 4.30am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 On 13/03/2020 at 16:48, milky_26 said: that harrys razor advert, they do things differently by having a razor with 5 blades and a precision trimmer. no your not that is like almost every other razor on the market you pricks further to this, just spotted on the advert that the razor comes in a plastic insert that is inside a box which comes in a bag which comes in another box. What a waste of packaging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 On 15/03/2020 at 19:13, Tazio said: Alexa. Phone the police to report the neighbours that are letting their daughter kick a ball against a wall at 4.30am. Aye, spoilt little brat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 See they Nationwide ones with the unfunny comedians are back on. They weren't funny the first time and they're even worse now. That scouse twat, Jesus wept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 perf with surf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 The Galbani advert that comes on during the breaks in Come Dine With Me. "When I'm making Italian, I like to use Gablini" "It's Galbani" "That's right Gablani" "Galbani" "Yeah, that's what I said...Gableeeni" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Nationwide again......................where do you start with this sanctimonious trash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 On 17/04/2020 at 13:31, milky_26 said: perf with surf Absolutely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, JWL said: Nationwide again......................where do you start with this sanctimonious trash? they are the worst adverts. If I banked with nationwide I’d seriously consider leaving them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 4 hours ago, JWL said: Nationwide again......................where do you start with this sanctimonious trash? I seen that at the weekend and I nearly put my foot through the screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.F.Robertson Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 4 hours ago, JWL said: Nationwide again......................where do you start with this sanctimonious trash? She's "learnt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgecowie Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Vigorously agree about Nationwide. Not sure if allowed to like adverts but I enjoy the sipsmith gin one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 7 hours ago, JWL said: Nationwide again......................where do you start with this sanctimonious trash? Totally agree. They have a stream of mindless urban. philosophers' or self describing poets who make you want to change channel every time they start spouting their rubbish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Bank of Scotland one is ok on first viewing. But boy, does it get some airplay throughout the day. Having the TV on the background as I work from home. Seems like twice an hour all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Tommy Brown said: Bank of Scotland one is ok on first viewing. But boy, does it get some airplay throughout the day. Having the TV on the background as I work from home. Seems like twice an hour all day. The Susan Calman one? It's not too annoying until the very last bit where a stereotypical Scottish wifie comes up -"are you lost wee laddie?" Cringe cringe cringe....straight out of Brigadoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 10 hours ago, Georgecowie said: Vigorously agree about Nationwide. Not sure if allowed to like adverts but I enjoy the sipsmith gin one. That one annoys me, as they use the American version of Craig - pronounced Cregg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 “You gotta get em up there girls...” A real fav when you’re trying to eat yer tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 that VOXI advert. oooh i;m a game show host, a dj. No your are an arsehole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Buck Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I’ve been locked in the house for 6 weeks and I have a very unhealthy hatred towards Susan Calman. What a little *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 On 01/05/2020 at 05:08, Tommy Brown said: Bank of Scotland one is ok on first viewing. But boy, does it get some airplay throughout the day. Having the TV on the background as I work from home. Seems like twice an hour all day. Nothing with Susan Calman on it is ok on first viewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 19 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Nothing with Susan Calman on it is ok on first viewing. About as funny as root canal treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgecowie Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 On 01/05/2020 at 13:33, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: That one annoys me, as they use the American version of Craig - pronounced Cregg. Just sounds like a Birmingham accent saying Craig to me. Still, more in the spirit of the thread if it annoys you so glad I mentioned that ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 notice they have brought back that budweiser advert with the waasssuppp no just nooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 D-Day Darlings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 On 08/05/2020 at 01:35, milky_26 said: notice they have brought back that budweiser advert with the waasssuppp no just nooooooooo A million times better than that Nationwide pish and that's saying something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 22 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: A million times better than that Nationwide pish and that's saying something. How are you yeah cause we mean it now yeah. How... are... you... yeah. Hows your mum yeah. Cause it matters now yeah, we really mean it yeah. Sanctimonious *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 01/05/2020 at 03:11, Georgecowie said: Vigorously agree about Nationwide. Not sure if allowed to like adverts but I enjoy the sipsmith gin one. I like the animation in the Sipsmith one. It reminds me a bit of Fantastic Mr Fox (which is a great film btw). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 10/05/2020 at 16:58, been here before said: How are you yeah cause we mean it now yeah. How... are... you... yeah. Hows your mum yeah. Cause it matters now yeah, we really mean it yeah. Sanctimonious *****. Dinnae. I f^^^in despise Nationwide’s adverts....blood is currently ‘bilin’... 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Cannae mind the specifics, but the exaggerated politeness (sounding) Scottish bird saying to her wee daughter, “Daddy’s cooking”....but when she says cooking it’s more like “coooouuuuking”....who the **** talks like that? Fake as....😡😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 No specifics but almost all adverts now, are collages of mobile fn footage. *** arseholes doing pishy tiktok dances or being seen to observe the lockdown rules.. Doing my tits in. That amazon advert where they all have masks, and get temperature, checks... I'm willng to bet amazon dunfermline or Bathgate is nothing like that! Warehouse I'm in just now (not amazon) is organised chaos most days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 7 hours ago, muldoon74 said: No specifics but almost all adverts now, are collages of mobile fn footage. *** arseholes doing pishy tiktok dances or being seen to observe the lockdown rules.. Doing my tits in. That amazon advert where they all have masks, and get temperature, checks... I'm willng to bet amazon dunfermline or Bathgate is nothing like that! Warehouse I'm in just now (not amazon) is organised chaos most days. Just commented on this earlier. Patronising *******s everywhere these days. Another thing that's annoying me is before a soap or quiz show comes on, they feel the need to tell us that it was recorded before the coronavirus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 I'm constant backshift these days so am able for the most part to avoid adverts. Thank feck for sky plus. Still get caught out and have a daily seethe now, and then though. 😠 Anything with some twenty something, not living with parents, anymore, erse hole tapping their mobile fn and giving a smug, self satisfied look at camera with a "that's, me, sorted" expression... There's plenty of them out there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 "Gossip, Maggie, gossip." "The spice of life." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 The Happy Plasterer.......................feck right off. You'll no be so happy with this hawk up your feckin arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Enjoy singing along to Filippo Berio but can see it getting old fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Jeff said: Enjoy singing along to Filippo Berio but can see it getting old fast. I have found myself joining in at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 new annoying as **** Nationwide ones have appeared in my viewing tonight. Some dude combing his son's hair and an old dear waffling about cuckoos. 🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 When are Red Bull going to change the format of their adverts? Same unfunny bullshit for years. All that money and their adverts are utter crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Nationwide again...........this is a pisstake surely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 I don't know who the feck is doing the insipid version of 500 miles on the Viagra advert but I can't think anyone would be in the mood for sex if those two Hibs creeps popped into their head. 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Every advert that is exploiting the pandemic to try to flog me something or other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 The new McDonalds one with people losing their shit over it opening again. Has anyone over the age of 8 ever been that excited about one of their meals? Plus I'm convinced their 1/4 pounders have got smaller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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