Tazio Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 So after posting on another thread about people dropping litter wherever they are it happens right outside my front gate. Pair of arseholes sitting in their car eating their suppers from the chippy just along from my house. Just as I’m locking the door to pop to the shops they drop the wrappers out the passenger window onto the pavement and drive off. Not giving a damn that the person who lives there is actually standing a few feet from them. ****ing scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Sainsbury's moving their stock around again!!! Arseholes, I'm not going to but more toilet fecking duck because you've placed it where the cat food used to be. All I'm doing now is hunting for the bloody cat food!!! Pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 2 hours ago, JWL said: Sainsbury's moving their stock around again!!! Arseholes, I'm not going to but more toilet fecking duck because you've placed it where the cat food used to be. All I'm doing now is hunting for the bloody cat food!!! Pricks. Cats are arseholes imo. Better of feeding them toilet duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 47 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said: Cats are arseholes imo. Better of feeding them toilet duck. Mine are cool as ****. Mind you, another seethe is when you get a paw in the face at 4.00 in the morning demanding food. Then when you get out of your nice warm bed and go through to feed it, cat starts eating what's already there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 On 07/01/2024 at 19:17, Tazio said: So after posting on another thread about people dropping litter wherever they are it happens right outside my front gate. Pair of arseholes sitting in their car eating their suppers from the chippy just along from my house. Just as I’m locking the door to pop to the shops they drop the wrappers out the passenger window onto the pavement and drive off. Not giving a damn that the person who lives there is actually standing a few feet from them. ****ing scum. Big bawz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 2 hours ago, JWL said: Mine are cool as ****. Mind you, another seethe is when you get a paw in the face at 4.00 in the morning demanding food. Then when you get out of your nice warm bed and go through to feed it, cat starts eating what's already there!! Only cat owners will understand 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 3 hours ago, JWL said: Mine are cool as ****. Mind you, another seethe is when you get a paw in the face at 4.00 in the morning demanding food. Then when you get out of your nice warm bed and go through to feed it, cat starts eating what's already there!! Just hope it doesn’t go senile. We had a cat that started behaving a bit oddly. She would do things like walking off to another room and then yowling at the top of her voice until someone went and carried her back. Which included in the middle of the night sitting in the living room. Or being incapable of jumping onto the settee because of her age but then a few minutes later easily springing onto a worktop. We casually mentioned it to the vet when she was getting checked for something else and he said she was showing classic signs of dementia. Who even knew cats could go senile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 17 minutes ago, Tazio said: Just hope it doesn’t go senile. We had a cat that started behaving a bit oddly. She would do things like walking off to another room and then yowling at the top of her voice until someone went and carried her back. Which included in the middle of the night sitting in the living room. Or being incapable of jumping onto the settee because of her age but then a few minutes later easily springing onto a worktop. We casually mentioned it to the vet when she was getting checked for something else and he said she was showing classic signs of dementia. Who even knew cats could go senile? Know what you mean but this one knows exactly what she's doing. Had her MOT a few weeks ago and for 13 the vet said she's in great shape (touch wood). Just a cat being a cat and she's done it for years. It's when she doesn't that I'll start to worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 20 minutes ago, Tazio said: Just hope it doesn’t go senile. We had a cat that started behaving a bit oddly. She would do things like walking off to another room and then yowling at the top of her voice until someone went and carried her back. Which included in the middle of the night sitting in the living room. Or being incapable of jumping onto the settee because of her age but then a few minutes later easily springing onto a worktop. We casually mentioned it to the vet when she was getting checked for something else and he said she was showing classic signs of dementia. Who even knew cats could go senile? Happened to my family cat a number of years ago. Poor wee soul ended up taking seisures, the final and worst of which led to my old man sending my wee sister to the shed for the shovel. It was over quickly. RiP Charlie Rascal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 2 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Only cat owners will understand 😆 That looks about right. 1 of my cats, Rudi, will climb up my leg for food, but only when I'm slicing cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, il Duce McTarkin said: Happened to my family cat a number of years ago. Poor wee soul ended up taking seisures, the final and worst of which led to my old man sending my wee sister to the shed for the shovel. It was over quickly. RiP Charlie Rascal. Was this not meant for the Happy Childhood Memories thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 6 hours ago, OBE said: Big bawz... I started a thread a few years after doing exactly that. Not quite as dramatic mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 5 hours ago, Tazio said: Just hope it doesn’t go senile. We had a cat that started behaving a bit oddly. She would do things like walking off to another room and then yowling at the top of her voice until someone went and carried her back. Which included in the middle of the night sitting in the living room. Or being incapable of jumping onto the settee because of her age but then a few minutes later easily springing onto a worktop. We casually mentioned it to the vet when she was getting checked for something else and he said she was showing classic signs of dementia. Who even knew cats could go senile? we suspect our lab is showing signs of dementia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 8 hours ago, Tommy Brown said: I started a thread a few years after doing exactly that. Not quite as dramatic mind you. I need to catch the filth that's partial to a Banana on the hoof, skins on top of my hedge and on pavement, always leaves an inch of the fruit in skin...👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Lazy people, loads now, . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 On 11/01/2024 at 14:09, JWL said: Mine are cool as ****. Mind you, another seethe is when you get a paw in the face at 4.00 in the morning demanding food. Then when you get out of your nice warm bed and go through to feed it, cat starts eating what's already there!! My dog sleeps until lunch time because he spends all afternoon running about like a daftie tiring himself out. Bed time at 10pm, passed out on his back until after midday the next day. Serves you right for willingly turning yourself into a butler for your choice of furry friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 1 hour ago, tian447 said: My dog sleeps until lunch time because he spends all afternoon running about like a daftie tiring himself out. Bed time at 10pm, passed out on his back until after midday the next day. Serves you right for willingly turning yourself into a butler for your choice of furry friend You know the saying, dogs have owners, cats have staff. To be fair, a paw in the face is a heck of a lot more subtle than the cold nose in the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 30 minutes ago, JWL said: You know the saying, dogs have owners, cats have staff. To be fair, a paw in the face is a heck of a lot more subtle than the cold nose in the eye. Or even worse, a 45kg fur missile to the baws, which is a daily occurrence when he jumps up on the couch or bed for a cuddle! Maybe cats aren't that bad after all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Text,EVRI, we have taken your parcel back to the depot, 😅, no one answered the door😅., click link , 😅, get a real job🤡, how do folk fall this pathetic attempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 4 hours ago, JWL said: You know the saying, dogs have owners, cats have staff. To be fair, a paw in the face is a heck of a lot more subtle than the cold nose in the eye. One of ours sticks her tongue up my beak or in my ear when I’m asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 12 hours ago, iantjambo said: One of ours sticks her tongue up my beak or in my ear when I’m asleep. i dont like when they start hissing . scary😧. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 20 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: i dont like when they start hissing . scary😧. Hiss back. Louder. Or leave the room and come back with a German Shepherd. That'll show the wee ******* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 On 17/01/2024 at 09:33, Harry Potter said: Lazy people, loads now, . Current cold snap, local school has advised parents dropping off kids to wear two pair of jammies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Parking in disabled spots. Absolute knob jockeys. My Mums registered disabled and carries her blue badge when ever out with Dad. I witness on a near daily basis idiots parking up in a disabled space and getting out happy as Larry then walk to do their shopping. Seeeeeeeethe!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Not a seethe but multiple cables just hanging off tenements. Looks messy & tacky as f. That couple of blocks on Dalry Road opposite the cemetery at Muireston is particularly bad. Can they not go into a bit of piping on the outside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, Vlad Magic said: Parking in disabled spots. Absolute knob jockeys. My Mums registered disabled and carries her blue badge when ever out with Dad. I witness on a near daily basis idiots parking up in a disabled space and getting out happy as Larry then walk to do their shopping. Seeeeeeeethe!! Builders vans and boy-racer hatchbacks in the parent and child spots also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 3 hours ago, tian447 said: Hiss back. Louder. Or leave the room and come back with a German Shepherd. That'll show the wee ******* Are cats scared of lederhosen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 2 hours ago, Vlad Magic said: Parking in disabled spots. Absolute knob jockeys. My Mums registered disabled and carries her blue badge when ever out with Dad. I witness on a near daily basis idiots parking up in a disabled space and getting out happy as Larry then walk to do their shopping. Seeeeeeeethe!! Have you checked to see if they have a blue badge? As it is possible they have a medical condition that entitles them to the blue badge, I e. Hidden disabilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Just now, Tazio said: Are cats scared of lederhosen? They're scared of cucumbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 (edited) 3 minutes ago, milky_26 said: They're scared of cucumbers. But at least it’s given YouTube several hilarious videos of them. Edited January 18 by Tazio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlabalaba Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 2 hours ago, Vlad Magic said: Parking in disabled spots. Absolute knob jockeys. My Mums registered disabled and carries her blue badge when ever out with Dad. I witness on a near daily basis idiots parking up in a disabled space and getting out happy as Larry then walk to do their shopping. Seeeeeeeethe!! Sorry Vlad - im one of these knob jockeys - i can guarentee if there are 10 disabled spaces there are never going to be 10 disabled folk in the shop - well 9 cause im using one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 2 hours ago, Vlad Magic said: Parking in disabled spots. Absolute knob jockeys. My Mums registered disabled and carries her blue badge when ever out with Dad. I witness on a near daily basis idiots parking up in a disabled space and getting out happy as Larry then walk to do their shopping. Seeeeeeeethe!! ASDA at Chesser is particularly bad .. lazy , ignorant ***** that need executed . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, Tazio said: Are cats scared of lederhosen? I'd be terrified if that turned up in my living room, so they probably would be too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 (edited) 1 hour ago, shlabalaba said: Sorry Vlad - im one of these knob jockeys - i can guarentee if there are 10 disabled spaces there are never going to be 10 disabled folk in the shop - well 9 cause im using one The state of your grammar, you must have a disability... Edited January 18 by OBE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, shlabalaba said: Sorry Vlad - im one of these knob jockeys - i can guarentee if there are 10 disabled spaces there are never going to be 10 disabled folk in the shop - well 9 cause im using one Shame if a shopping trolley hit your car though. Accidentally of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 2 hours ago, milky_26 said: Have you checked to see if they have a blue badge? As it is possible they have a medical condition that entitles them to the blue badge, I e. Hidden disabilities Yes. 2 hours ago, shlabalaba said: Sorry Vlad - im one of these knob jockeys - i can guarentee if there are 10 disabled spaces there are never going to be 10 disabled folk in the shop - well 9 cause im using one Dont know you personally however I find this attitude absolutely disgusting. Just because, in your example, there are spaces spare for the disabled, it does not give anyone the green light to use them if not disabled. What if there were only 4 and all 4 were taken up by people like yourself? You going to make my disabled mum walk further than she needs to? Honestly this planet is riddled by people who only give 2 shits about themselves and it’s a big **** you to everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 On 07/01/2024 at 19:17, Tazio said: So after posting on another thread about people dropping litter wherever they are it happens right outside my front gate. Pair of arseholes sitting in their car eating their suppers from the chippy just along from my house. Just as I’m locking the door to pop to the shops they drop the wrappers out the passenger window onto the pavement and drive off. Not giving a damn that the person who lives there is actually standing a few feet from them. ****ing scum. Don't think you need to be particular - just people who drop litter. There is no need for it... I keep a few bin bags rolled up in the boot just for when there are no bins around. I don't pretend to be a genius for doing this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlabalaba Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 12 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: Yes. Dont know you personally however I find this attitude absolutely disgusting. Just because, in your example, there are spaces spare for the disabled, it does not give anyone the green light to use them if not disabled. What if there were only 4 and all 4 were taken up by people like yourself? You going to make my disabled mum walk further than she needs to? Honestly this planet is riddled by people who only give 2 shits about themselves and it’s a big **** you to everyone else. next your going to say i shouldnt use disabled toilets , tbf in this world we live in it is look after yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Just now, shlabalaba said: next your going to say i shouldnt use disabled toilets , tbf in this world we live in it is look after yourself Nobody has ever said that disabled toilets are only for disabled people. Are they not just facilities with extra... facilities? Same as disabled seats on buses can be used but should be surrendered if someone disabled gets on... I think as long as you don't take a newspaper in with you or sht on the walls then I cannot see the problem. Disabled people can wait a minute just like everyone else can... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 4 hours ago, Vlad Magic said: Parking in disabled spots. Absolute knob jockeys. My Mums registered disabled and carries her blue badge when ever out with Dad. I witness on a near daily basis idiots parking up in a disabled space and getting out happy as Larry then walk to do their shopping. Seeeeeeeethe!! My Mrs does this and it does my head in. I deliberately park miles away when she's in my car just to annoy her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Parked in a disabled bay on Tue in Forfar. Boy waiting to get in to the only space in the car park, waited patiently as I finished my business. Gave him a kindly thumbsd up. Two cool little fonzies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Bus drivers deliberately driving away just as you have attempted to nonchalantly ran for the bus , knowing full well he / she probably would do it . He did . I stuck the vickies up to him then in train station went to buy some grub for train 🚆 a sausage roll £4.69 !!! Not a sausage on a roll ! I just looked and the guy asked what I wanted I just said “ naw “ 😂😂😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 2 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: then in train station went to buy some grub for train 🚆 a sausage roll £4.69 !!! Not a sausage on a roll ! I just looked and the guy asked what I wanted I just said “ naw “ 😂😂😎 As my dad once said to a barman in a concert hall in Manchester having been similarly over charged - 'That's two drinks I've had in here now son' Barman - 'Really sir" Dad - 'Aye, my first AND my ****ing last!' 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 35 minutes ago, Daktari said: As my dad once said to a barman in a concert hall in Manchester having been similarly over charged - 'That's two drinks I've had in here now son' Barman - 'Really sir" Dad - 'Aye, my first AND my ****ing last!' 😁 Brilliant 🤩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroondevo52 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 I got a scone at a Shopping Centre in Cumbernauld, paying by card the lassie asked, there's options on the screen for you ?? How much tip would you like to give 5% or 10%, away tae fek at £2.96 a pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 My son’s team were playing this afternoon. They’re 14/15 so play 40 minutes each half. On astro, they’re 5-2 up for their first win of the season and the ref calls the game off with 20 minutes of the 80 to play. The weather wasn’t any worse than it was in the 1st minute but as soon as the 5th went in, the opposition coach was at the ref. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Utility bills to drop £300 in April. Now getting bombarded with fix your utilities now or risk price rises. Feckin parasites, we really are horrible to one another...😟 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 17 hours ago, PaddysBar said: My son’s team were playing this afternoon. They’re 14/15 so play 40 minutes each half. On astro, they’re 5-2 up for their first win of the season and the ref calls the game off with 20 minutes of the 80 to play. The weather wasn’t any worse than it was in the 1st minute but as soon as the 5th went in, the opposition coach was at the ref. Prick. That's just stupid, I'd get it if there was an insurmountable lead, like winning 8-0 but especially at that age there's no way the ref could know that the other team couldn't score 3 in the last 20 mins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 According to the GPS tracker, my delivery driver is doing doughnuts in the local park. Boy's been on an adventure with my pizza, likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 6 hours ago, Ribble said: That's just stupid, I'd get it if there was an insurmountable lead, like winning 8-0 but especially at that age there's no way the ref could know that the other team couldn't score 3 in the last 20 mins Are you misreading? Losing team's coach starts throwing his toys to get the game abandoned. The ref weakly gave in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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