JudyJudyJudy Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 8 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Use by dates that you need a microscope to read, joke, another conn. Oh tell me about it . However use your phone camera and take a pic then just expand the pic ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 8 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Use by dates that you need a microscope to read, joke, another conn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 5 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Oh tell me about it . However use your phone camera and take a pic then just expand the pic ! Or if you have an iPhone click the side button 3 times and it turns the camera into a magnifying glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 7 hours ago, Tazio said: Or if you have an iPhone click the side button 3 times and it turns the camera into a magnifying glass. Just tried that. Doesn’t work on my iPhone 14. On topic, pricks that don’t indicate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 14 hours ago, Morgan said: 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 1 hour ago, PaddysBar said: Just tried that. Doesn’t work on my iPhone 14. On topic, pricks that don’t indicate. I think you might have to set it up in the phone setting where you can choose what the side button does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 People who look at a meeting of people pictured on social media and their first response is “ooh not very diverse, is it” Usually followed by a few others - profiles heavy with flags - to fight to get the word “gammon” in there. Self-righteous w@nks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Wife made tea last night, a nice and simple scotch pie and chips. Whenever I'm down visiting family, I always stock up on decent pies (pies from Hugh Blacks in Armadale are amazing). For some reason, when the wife took the pie out the oven, the basically ripped the arse off of it some how, but never told me. When I picked it up for my first bite, the filling fell out and landed on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 1 minute ago, superjack said: Wife made tea last night, a nice and simple scotch pie and chips. Whenever I'm down visiting family, I always stock up on decent pies (pies from Hugh Blacks in Armadale are amazing). For some reason, when the wife took the pie out the oven, the basically ripped the arse off of it some how, but never told me. When I picked it up for my first bite, the filling fell out and landed on the floor. Sorry, but that's FAF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 3 hours ago, Nookie Bear said: People who look at a meeting of people pictured on social media and their first response is “ooh not very diverse, is it” Usually followed by a few others - profiles heavy with flags - to fight to get the word “gammon” in there. Self-righteous w@nks What impresses me the most is that these people have managed to find a slur that in absolutely no way, shape or form, is based on people's skin colour, because that would be, like, y'know, racist and hypocritical and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 On 27/02/2024 at 23:29, Tazio said: Or if you have an iPhone click the side button 3 times and it turns the camera into a magnifying glass. Does it? All is seems to do is open my wallet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 1 hour ago, superjack said: Wife made tea last night, a nice and simple scotch pie and chips. Whenever I'm down visiting family, I always stock up on decent pies (pies from Hugh Blacks in Armadale are amazing). For some reason, when the wife took the pie out the oven, the basically ripped the arse off of it some how, but never told me. When I picked it up for my first bite, the filling fell out and landed on the floor. Divorce, it's almost the only option (a new patio is the other one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 48 minutes ago, milky_26 said: Divorce, it's almost the only option (a new patio is the other one) How's your new role as a marriage guidance counsellor working out for you, milky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 1 hour ago, Jim_Duncan said: How's your new role as a marriage guidance counsellor working out for you, milky? I was hoping he was a digger driver! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 19 hours ago, Nookie Bear said: People who look at a meeting of people pictured on social media and their first response is “ooh not very diverse, is it” Usually followed by a few others - profiles heavy with flags - to fight to get the word “gammon” in there. Self-righteous w@nks I'm hoping to be back in the UK in time for my annual meeting of all-white, all male, middle class, middle aged, mostly Anglo-Saxon Protestant, friends at the pub to watch the Cheltenham gee-gees on the 15th. A couple of Catholics for diversity. One's even a ginger (was a ginger, going a bit white now). Haters come at us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Trying to eat crumbly blue stilton on a cream cracker ... what's the point, you'd be as well just breaking the cracker in two and using a fork to feed yourself directly with the cheese. Crumbs everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 7 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said: I'm hoping to be back in the UK in time for my annual meeting of all-white, all male, middle class, middle aged, mostly Anglo-Saxon Protestant, friends at the pub to watch the Cheltenham gee-gees on the 15th. A couple of Catholics for diversity. One's even a ginger (was a ginger, going a bit white now). Haters come at us. Will see you there. Usual gammon on the menu? Luvvly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 On 01/03/2024 at 07:21, Nookie Bear said: People who look at a meeting of people pictured on social media and their first response is “ooh not very diverse, is it” Usually followed by a few others - profiles heavy with flags - to fight to get the word “gammon” in there. Self-righteous w@nks So true . My seeth is any flag on a profile also. 23 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: What impresses me the most is that these people have managed to find a slur that in absolutely no way, shape or form, is based on people's skin colour, because that would be, like, y'know, racist and hypocritical and shit. Very true mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 7 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said: I'm hoping to be back in the UK in time for my annual meeting of all-white, all male, middle class, middle aged, mostly Anglo-Saxon Protestant, friends at the pub to watch the Cheltenham gee-gees on the 15th. A couple of Catholics for diversity. One's even a ginger (was a ginger, going a bit white now). Haters come at us. Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 8 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said: I'm hoping to be back in the UK in time for my annual meeting of all-white, all male, middle class, middle aged, mostly Anglo-Saxon Protestant, friends at the pub to watch the Cheltenham gee-gees on the 15th. A couple of Catholics for diversity. One's even a ginger (was a ginger, going a bit white now). Haters come at us. Sounds like a great day/ night. Least youll be able to let your hair down and no worry about someone grassing you back to whomever for saying the " wrong " thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 8 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Sounds like a great day/ night. Least youll be able to let your hair down and no worry about someone grassing you back to whomever for saying the " wrong " thing. Wish i had more hair to let down😕. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 3 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Wish i had more hair to let down😕. Stop seething so much, then you'd stop pulling it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 4 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Wish i had more hair to let down😕. just think the money you are saving on shampoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Just now, Bull's-eye said: Stop seething so much, then you'd stop pulling it out. 👍, will try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 8 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Wish i had more hair to let down😕. It’s one battle I’m still wining in the race to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said: It’s one battle I’m still wining in the race to death 🤔😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 7 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said: 🤔😆 😂😂😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 On 01/03/2024 at 07:21, Nookie Bear said: People who look at a meeting of people pictured on social media and their first response is “ooh not very diverse, is it” Usually followed by a few others - profiles heavy with flags - to fight to get the word “gammon” in there. Self-righteous w@nks It looks diverse to me, there are so many wonderful shades on display here, from light pink through deep ruddy pink all the way to sunbed mahogany, like a slice of the overall skin-tone rainbow. On 01/03/2024 at 10:47, Jim_Duncan said: What impresses me the most is that these people have managed to find a slur that in absolutely no way, shape or form, is based on people's skin colour, because that would be, like, y'know, racist and hypocritical and shit. Is high blood pressure, too many sunbeds/cheap holidays, unchecked fury, too much booze and/or an aversion to moisturiser or other skin care products an actual race and, by extension, a subset of society that is being prejudiced, disadvantaged and oppressed at an institutional and societal level due to their race? 🤔 Yeah, I don't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 11 minutes ago, Gizmo said: It looks diverse to me, there are so many wonderful shades on display here, from light pink through deep ruddy pink all the way to sunbed mahogany, like a slice of the overall skin-tone rainbow. Is high blood pressure, too many sunbeds/cheap holidays, unchecked fury, too much booze and/or an aversion to moisturiser or other skin care products an actual race and, by extension, a subset of society that is being prejudiced, disadvantaged and oppressed at an institutional and societal level due to their race? 🤔 Yeah, I don't think so. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 30 minutes ago, Gizmo said: It looks diverse to me, there are so many wonderful shades on display here, from light pink through deep ruddy pink all the way to sunbed mahogany, like a slice of the overall skin-tone rainbow. Is high blood pressure, too many sunbeds/cheap holidays, unchecked fury, too much booze and/or an aversion to moisturiser or other skin care products an actual race and, by extension, a subset of society that is being prejudiced, disadvantaged and oppressed at an institutional and societal level due to their race? 🤔 Applies to most posters on here tbh🤔🤔😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 32 minutes ago, Gizmo said: It looks diverse to me, there are so many wonderful shades on display here, from light pink through deep ruddy pink all the way to sunbed mahogany, like a slice of the overall skin-tone rainbow. Is high blood pressure, too many sunbeds/cheap holidays, unchecked fury, too much booze and/or an aversion to moisturiser or other skin care products an actual race and, by extension, a subset of society that is being prejudiced, disadvantaged and oppressed at an institutional and societal level due to their race? 🤔 Yeah, I don't think so. I still fondly recall my dear old, far from aryan white herself, grandmother watching Cameroon v England at Italia 90 and declaring that ‘a couple of them look like they were left too long in the oven, eh no?’ Anyway, it would appear that the lads above are being prejudiced against due to their race by the likes of your good self, so, er, yeah. Crack on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 (edited) 4 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Really? Apart from me, obviously. 4 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Sounds like a great day/ night. Least youll be able to let your hair down and no worry about someone grassing you back to whomever for saying the " wrong " thing. No need to worry about that. I actually keep reasonably polite and enlightened company sometimes, james. 2 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: Anyway, it would appear that the lads above are being prejudiced against due to their race by the likes of your good self, so, er, yeah. Crack on. Can't be prejudiced, Jim, the poster even has white, slightly 'gammony' friends and that. Edited March 2 by il Duce McTarkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 10 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said: Apart from me, obviously. No need to worry about that. I actually keep reasonably polite and enlightened company sometimes, james. Can't be prejudiced, Jim, the poster even has white, slightly 'gammony' friends and that. Some of my best friends are ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 1 hour ago, il Duce McTarkin said: Apart from me, obviously. No need to worry about that. I actually keep reasonably polite and enlightened company sometimes, james. Can't be prejudiced, Jim, the poster even has white, slightly 'gammony' friends and that. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 On 02/03/2024 at 13:33, Jim_Duncan said: I still fondly recall my dear old, far from aryan white herself, grandmother watching Cameroon v England at Italia 90 and declaring that ‘a couple of them look like they were left too long in the oven, eh no?’ Anyway, it would appear that the lads above are being prejudiced against due to their race by the likes of your good self, so, er, yeah. Crack on. Amazing stuff, white-on-white racism. As you fine well know, they are pilloried for their fervent desire to bomb the shit out of foreigners and someone noticed that most of these middle-aged right-wing war frothers that are chosen for the Question Time audience share some similar attributes alongside their collective xenophobic, rule Brittania, imperialist mindset. Again, if you can point me to anything that suggests these guys are institutionally prejudiced and oppressed at a societal level, then please do so otherwise it is demonstrably laughable to claim they are suffering from racism. Otherwise, they are just a bunch of disagreeable wanks who should have listened to advice to wear sunscreen and maybe set aside their troglodyte aversion to moisturisers or exfoliating products and indulged in some self-care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 6 minutes ago, Gizmo said: Amazing stuff, white-on-white racism. As you fine well know, they are pilloried for their fervent desire to bomb the shit out of foreigners and someone noticed that most of these middle-aged right-wing war frothers that are chosen for the Question Time audience share some similar attributes alongside their collective xenophobic, rule Brittania, imperialist mindset. Again, if you can point me to anything that suggests these guys are institutionally prejudiced and oppressed at a societal level, then please do so otherwise it is demonstrably laughable to claim they are suffering from racism. Otherwise, they are just a bunch of disagreeable wanks who should have listened to advice to wear sunscreen and maybe set aside their troglodyte aversion to moisturisers or exfoliating products and indulged in some self-care. I tink you be missing the point, Giz. You bash on with justifying skin-colour based pejoratives all you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Gizmo said: Amazing stuff, white-on-white racism. As you fine well know, they are pilloried for their fervent desire to bomb the shit out of foreigners and someone noticed that most of these middle-aged right-wing war frothers that are chosen for the Question Time audience share some similar attributes alongside their collective xenophobic, rule Brittania, imperialist mindset. Again, if you can point me to anything that suggests these guys are institutionally prejudiced and oppressed at a societal level, then please do so otherwise it is demonstrably laughable to claim they are suffering from racism. Otherwise, they are just a bunch of disagreeable wanks who should have listened to advice to wear sunscreen and maybe set aside their troglodyte aversion to moisturisers or exfoliating products and indulged in some self-care. Who said they were prejudiced or oppressed? Who can tel anything about them by the way they look? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Just now, Nookie Bear said: Who said they were prejudiced or oppressed? Who can tel anything about them by the way they look? Gizmo can. He'll then project all kinds of ex-colonial guilt and self loathing onto them. Can't decide whether the term for this condition should be 'conspicuously woke' or 'conceitedly wank'. Maybe both. 🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 40 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said: Who said they were prejudiced or oppressed? Who can tel anything about them by the way they look? Well said . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 1 hour ago, il Duce McTarkin said: Gizmo can. He'll then project all kinds of ex-colonial guilt and self loathing onto them. Can't decide whether the term for this condition should be 'conspicuously woke' or 'conceitedly wank'. Maybe both. 🤷♂️ The kinda lads silently ruing the fact that they can't daub some bootpolish on their peely-wally coupons. Being an olive-skinned half-blood myself, I don't think I'll ever be accused of gammonry. And 'Angry Serrano' just sounds like an STD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 2 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said: Gizmo can. He'll then project all kinds of ex-colonial guilt and self loathing onto them. Can't decide whether the term for this condition should be 'conspicuously woke' or 'conceitedly wank'. Maybe both. 🤷♂️ Having said that…bombing foreign lands? Can start with France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Nookie Bear said: Having said that…bombing foreign lands? Can start with France. Decent starter for 10. 3 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: Being an olive-skinned half-blood myself, I don't think I'll ever be accused of gammonry. My complexion assumes that olive hue of the Levant in all but the darkest of winter months, Jim, but despite being a mongrel, I'm gammon AF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 7 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said: Decent starter for 10. My complexion assumes that olive hue of the Levant in all but the darkest of winter months, Jim, but despite being a mongrel, I'm gammon AF. https://www.woodhousefarm.co.uk/products/copy-of-farmhouse-gammon-ham-slices?variant=9641375941 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Text from O2 telling me they’re increasing prices by almost 9%. Arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 8 minutes ago, Tazio said: Text from O2 telling me they’re increasing prices by almost 9%. Arseholes. I share your seethe, I'm on that volt thingy: fibre and mobile. Introductory offer dies in June, was good while it lasted £27, m, 600Gb fibre. £11 mobile 6g data. 9% They're at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 53 minutes ago, Tazio said: Text from O2 telling me they’re increasing prices by almost 9%. Arseholes. Giffgaff sent a text this morning saying they are upgrading their network betweem 0800-2000 tomorrow. Great timing - entire workday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 On 27/02/2024 at 18:07, Morgan said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 17 hours ago, Nookie Bear said: Having said that…bombing foreign lands? Can start with France. Oh yes, please do. I’ll help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 41 minutes ago, whodanny said: My slightly less than subtle way of pointing out to Harry that ‘con’ has one N. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 (edited) Getting asked for your receipt when you leave a shop . A security guard did this to me today at the awful “ ikea” I told her not only do they expect customers to self checkout ( doing workers out a job) but also doing their job , they also don’t even trust you with this either . She actually looked in my bag and tried to do an inventory ! 2 wooden spoon, 2 other kitchen utensils and a colander ! FFS the last of the great train robbers it wasn’t . I even said that to her . Bloody joke . She said “ I’m only doing my job “ I resisted saying the obvious ! Arghh . Sainsbury’s also does this but least they don’t check your bag after , Edited March 4 by JudyJudyJudy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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