tian447 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I ****ing love sunny weather. Today was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Sniffing the crotch of her shorts aye Clart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 This thread is going down faster than a CC Blooms rentboy......so I am told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Sniffing the crotch of her shorts aye It doesn't matter to me one little bit but... were they really, really short? Like, really short? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 A woman at work was wearing a too-short skirt today and every time she crossed her legs...wey-hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 A woman at work was wearing a too-short skirt today and every time she crossed her legs...wey-hey! Creep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 It doesn't matter to me one little bit but... were they really, really short? Like, really short? Na not really but they were really really see through... As in, almost sheer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 (edited) A woman at work was wearing a too-short skirt today and every time she crossed her legs...wey-hey! What colour were they? Edited May 12, 2016 by Salad Fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 What colour were they? Her flaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 (edited) Her flaps? What the Hell else? And, of course Edited May 12, 2016 by Morgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 (edited) What the Hell else? And, of course Could have been pubes, to be fair Edited May 12, 2016 by tian447 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Could have been pubes, to be fair Pubes and fair in one sentence? Stop it will you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 back to you. Oh wait, almost forgot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 That's it, this thread has finally descended into the gutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 That same woman was at it again today. She was wearing very short khaki shorts. She has rather meaty thighs, shall we say, so unfortunately she reminded me of one of the guys from It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. I was a little perturbed. Anyway, work relationships have a habit of backfiring on me, so I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggieb Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 That same woman was at it again today. She was wearing very short khaki shorts. She has rather meaty thighs, shall we say, so unfortunately she reminded me of one of the guys from It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. I was a little perturbed. Anyway, work relationships have a habit of backfiring on me, so I'm out. Useless without photos and if none, proving they are under sixty would be step in the right direction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 That same woman was at it again today. She was wearing very short khaki shorts. She has rather meaty thighs, shall we say, so unfortunately she reminded me of one of the guys from It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. I was a little perturbed. Anyway, work relationships have a habit of backfiring on me, so I'm out. Christ, you've seen her too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Well this thread has taken on a new slant. No one said yesterday she was fat, and seeing a bursd with fat thighs wearing tight shorts and a thong is not exactly appetising. So on that note I am out. Oh and while I am on..... Agreed. Poor info from Chester not telling us she was slightly meaty. So, on the subject of nothing to do with meat I'll exit on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 loving how he said she has chunky thighs and everyone has her down as an absolute porker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Indeed. Given the cooler conditions today the lady in question will probably have removed the khaki breeks for something more appropriate; most likely a smock that would fit Mama feckin Cass. Still with the thong ! I will also end for now with a quick rehearsal for this evening's extravaganza. Khaki breeks This evening's extravaganza Thought for today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 loving how he said she has chunky thighs and everyone has her down as an absolute porker Absolute porker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 She was wearing very short khaki shorts. She has rather meaty thighs, shall we say, so unfortunately she reminded me of one of the guys from It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. Currently thrashing the heid off it singing Land of Hope and Glory in an Indian accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Currently thrashing the heid off it singing Land of Hope and Glory in an Indian accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Jesus ****ing Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 This thread has moved taken a bit of an expected turn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Buck Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Shouldn't really do your gardening with a vest top on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 (edited) Bloody weather forecasters!!!!! Roughcasted today under the illusion of cloudy low temperatures. Feckers gonnae bake and no nuddy women is gonnae make up for that. Edited May 14, 2016 by aussieh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 This thread Going ok until Chester put in his tuppence worth. If you'll pardon the expression Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Shouldn't really do your gardening with a vest top on. Barry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Today was definitely a day for the shorts and the thong in sunny West Lothian. Chester heading to West Lothian as I type Mirrored sunglasses and standing in a crowd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Ffs Im getting ripped here and the bird I spied on was nae chunk. The ***** in the mirrored glasses though was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Ffs Im getting ripped here and the bird I spied on was nae chunk. The ***** in the mirrored glasses though was "the bird I spied on was nae chunk" Leicester Propercock in slightly chubby admission too! All good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Leicester Propercock? Quite good isn't it? I thought of it whilst donning my mirrored sunglasses and heavy overcoat this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Mine is in the wash..... Your coat I take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Yes, I shouldn't have been so ambiguous. Thank goodness for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Suspects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Suspects Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 It's Tit Tuesday today. Woo hoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 I assumed this was what Sturgeon was announcing today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spok Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 the reemergence of this thread has made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Its March. We have a blizzard and 20" of snow coming tomorrow. T!t day my @$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Its March. We have a blizzard and 20" of snow coming tomorrow. T!t day my @$$. It is here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 It is here I'll see your "it is here" and raise you a 90 degree day in July against your 62 degrees and cloudy summer day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 I'll see your "it is here" and raise you a 90 degree day in July against your 62 degrees and cloudy summer day. It's around 90 here in July and August too! Hardly a cloud and no rain. Lovely jubbly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Nah.. no chance it was today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 (edited) It's around 90 here in July and August too! Hardly a cloud and no rain. Lovely jubbly. Then you're a lucky man if its t!t day today where you are. Edited March 13, 2017 by alwaysthereinspirit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 It's around 90 here in July and August too! Hardly a cloud and no rain. Lovely jubbly. No sign of it yet in Holland, but on the plus side I have to cycle through the red light district on my way to work every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Mellie Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Its March. We have a blizzard and 20" of snow coming tomorrow. T!t day my @$$. Up to 24 inches expected in my neck of the woods in CT. Leaving house tomorrow for work at 3am for a 7am start. I'm only 35 miles from work but the snow is meant to start coming down heavy around 3/4 am. Staying overnight in a hotel then back to work before returning home Wednesday night, to clear up the mess! I really hate snow/winter. Sooner the better I get moving down south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Up to 24 inches expected in my neck of the woods in CT. Leaving house tomorrow for work at 3am for a 7am start. I'm only 35 miles from work but the snow is meant to start coming down heavy around 3/4 am. Staying overnight in a hotel then back to work before returning home Wednesday night, to clear up the mess! I really hate snow/winter. Sooner the better I get moving down south. I'm on the 18" - 24" line. At least it's March and not December. Everything cancelled as is usual now. Us New Englanders are now getting a wimpy reputation lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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