chester copperpot Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 9 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: I walked from the Royal Infirmary to Haymarket this afternoon and at times I was praying for snow. The number of fat hounds in skimpy tops and tight shorts made me want to puke. White flabby tits and arses that begin behind the knees are not a pretty sight and if I had a harpoon I would have made a feckin fortune on these blubbered bints. Please look in the mirror before even thinking about going out ya feckin mutants. By the way, I walked past Nicholson Street and the Festival Theatre and I was staggered at the number of feckin jakeballs and scum hanging about the place. They were acting like total vermin and firing abuse at some private school kids waiting at a bus stop. Absolute scum. The whole area is a feckin shit hole. 'Fat hounds' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 10 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: I walked from the Royal Infirmary to Haymarket this afternoon and at times I was praying for snow. The number of fat hounds in skimpy tops and tight shorts made me want to puke. White flabby tits and arses that begin behind the knees are not a pretty sight and if I had a harpoon I would have made a feckin fortune on these blubbered bints. Please look in the mirror before even thinking about going out ya feckin mutants. By the way, I walked past Nicholson Street and the Festival Theatre and I was staggered at the number of feckin jakeballs and scum hanging about the place. They were acting like total vermin and firing abuse at some private school kids waiting at a bus stop. Absolute scum. The whole area is a feckin shit hole. Classic Jonno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 17 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: I walked from the Royal Infirmary to Haymarket this afternoon and at times I was praying for snow. The number of fat hounds in skimpy tops and tight shorts made me want to puke. White flabby tits and arses that begin behind the knees are not a pretty sight and if I had a harpoon I would have made a feckin fortune on these blubbered bints. Please look in the mirror before even thinking about going out ya feckin mutants. By the way, I walked past Nicholson Street and the Festival Theatre and I was staggered at the number of feckin jakeballs and scum hanging about the place. They were acting like total vermin and firing abuse at some private school kids waiting at a bus stop. Absolute scum. The whole area is a feckin shit hole. I love a politically correct post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 8 hours ago, The Future's Maroon said: Hay market right now is hooching with boobies ? That's the staff at the station. They are all tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 17 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: I walked from the Royal Infirmary to Haymarket this afternoon and at times I was praying for snow. The number of fat hounds in skimpy tops and tight shorts made me want to puke. White flabby tits and arses that begin behind the knees are not a pretty sight and if I had a harpoon I would have made a feckin fortune on these blubbered bints. Please look in the mirror before even thinking about going out ya feckin mutants. By the way, I walked past Nicholson Street and the Festival Theatre and I was staggered at the number of feckin jakeballs and scum hanging about the place. They were acting like total vermin and firing abuse at some private school kids waiting at a bus stop. Absolute scum. The whole area is a feckin shit hole. Let's be honest, the nick of Scottish people is an embarrassment. Overweight with horrific fashion sense and bad teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Nookie Bear said: Let's be honest, the nick of Scottish people is an embarrassment. Overweight with horrific fashion sense and bad teeth. And carrying Primark bags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 33 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Aye. Over their heids Probably not a bad idea tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: PM'd you mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkirk_Jambo Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 (edited) I had an interview for a promotion yesterday and it was around 23-24 degrees. Of course, one of the interviewers just had to be an exceptionally cute, blonde German girl, revelling in the lovely weather and wearing not a great deal. Distracting would not be a descriptive enough adjective. If I don't get the job, I'm blaming Tit mittwoch Edited April 20, 2018 by Selkirk_Jambo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Although I have to agree that Jonno has a point, I too observed some awful sights. However the young lady, standing outside Tanz in Corstorphine had the best puppies I have seen in years. I almost took a photo from the top deck of the 31. But she decided to readjust herself at that point and I was too busy drooling down the window. So Tanz girl, 1600 today, if you are reading this, a PM is welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkirk_Jambo Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 9 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: If you didn't get the full blaze with the associated tanner stain then you have a chance. Viel Glück. I have no idea what any of that means ? Aber danke für die Glückwünsche ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 23 minutes ago, Selkirk_Jambo said: I had an interview for a promotion yesterday and it was around 23-24 degrees. Of course, one of the interviewers just had to be an exceptionally cute, blonde German girl, revelling in the lovely weather and wearing not a great deal. Distracting would not be a descriptive enough adjective. If I don't get the job, I'm blaming Tit mittwoch Tot Montag, no? Unless Tit Wednesday is a thing in Germany...typical krauts etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkirk_Jambo Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Kann mir gut vorstellen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 18 minutes ago, Barack said: Wish they'd won the war. Just think of the women now... A missed opportunity. Damn you, brave Tommy soldier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 9 hours ago, Barack said: Blame the French, personally. Blame these assholes for everything. That’s what we do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 10 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: If you didn't get the full blaze with the associated tanner stain then you have a chance. Viel Glück. Tanner stain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 19 minutes ago, Morgan said: Tanner stain Is that similar to tanner baw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 14 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: I may have been a bit harsh. There were some attractive ladies on Rose Street sitting outside the Kenilworth. Was this a tactical route? A stroll from Haymarket to R. I. on a sunny day could have taken you through Grassmarket or even The Meadows (which would have avoided Nicolson Street). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 56 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said: Is that similar to tanner baw? Sort of Seymour, aye. A more ‘expansive’ stain though. And wetter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 43 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Thank you to the expert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 2 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: It was a time wasting route. I was going from the Royal to Haymarket to meet some friends for a few Texas steers followed by a Ruby, but didn't want to be too early so I spun it out a bit. Armed with mirrored sunglasses? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkirk_Jambo Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 15 hours ago, Nookie Bear said: Tot Montag, no? Unless Tit Wednesday is a thing in Germany...typical krauts etc Yes but my interview was on the Wednesday, so I can't really blame tit Montag for my distractions. ? On a side note, every day this week here has been a tit day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bauld said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Unbelievable the last two days. Incredible there is any work getting done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Doesn't make up for the heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Graduations going on at the Usher Hall the last couple of days, many inappropriate outfits that make sitting outside for lunch more bearable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Between this and the world cup Jarman work productivity is at an all time low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 There are some stellar sights walking around the city at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Tazio said: Graduations going on at the Usher Hall the last couple of days, many inappropriate outfits that make sitting outside for lunch more bearable. Was great walking past there at lunchtime yesterday. So many happy faces and proud parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 19 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Was great walking past there at lunchtime yesterday. So many happy faces and proud parents. Update. Sat in beer garden at Miller and Carter at Cramond. Graduation party has just turned up. Now I can see how delighted the grandparents are too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Had the pleasure of watching a buckfast swigging young gentleman shouting “your tits have got tits” to a well endowed young lady at Waverley steps today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 It’s coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) Bunch of creepy, old, ****ing, perv's. Edited February 21, 2019 by Governor Tarkin Terrible punctuation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 57 minutes ago, Sexton Hardcastle said: It’s coming. A bit early is it not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, Armageddon said: A bit early is it not? Not here it’s not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted February 23, 2019 Author Share Posted February 23, 2019 On 21/02/2019 at 14:18, Sexton Hardcastle said: It’s coming. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Monday might be a little early but we need to be prepared. I'll scout the Haymarket area on behalf of JKB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, The Frenchman Returns said: Monday might be a little early but we need to be prepared. I'll scout the Haymarket area on behalf of JKB. Top man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Just seen a bloke going to the game in orange shorts. I wonder if he realises what a dick he looks. I wait until March before getting mine out on display. What? Yer orange shorts? Edited February 23, 2019 by Morgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 I predict March 25th. 17 degrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mauricio Pinilla said: its defo in the post eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 On 23/02/2019 at 14:37, jonnothejambo said: Just seen a bloke going to the game in orange shorts. I wonder if he realises what a dick he looks. Was it this guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 It's going to be Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) After match drinks could also be quite enjoyable in the Meadows or PS Gardens on Saturday Edited April 17, 2019 by The Frenchman Returns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 minute ago, The Frenchman Returns said: After match drinks could also be quite enjoyable in the Meadows or PS Gardens on Saturday More tits out and about here today than a Hibs home game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 11 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said: After match drinks could also be quite enjoyable in the Meadows or PS Gardens on Saturday FFS, I'm heading to Los Angeles on Saturday looking forward to the warm weather and the forecast is only 2c warmer than Edinburgh. I was looking forward to being smug about being in much better weather than Edinburgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Getting closer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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