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1 hour ago, AlimOzturk said:

Getting closer. 

 

Def today. I'm already in shorts and t-shirt outside. Town must be hoaching. 

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2 hours ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Def today. I'm already in shorts and t-shirt outside. Town must be hoaching. 

You think the town is hoaching because you are in shorts and a t-shirt?

 

:wink: 

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Braw day today.

 

Not too hot...Just right ??

 

And Edinburgh’s lovely’s are dressing for the occasion :)

 

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3 hours ago, Morgan said:

You think the town is hoaching because you are in shorts and a t-shirt?

 

:wink: 

 

Of course. My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. 

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3 hours ago, Salad Fingers said:

Defo today. Girl through the fence is sunbathing. 

 

?:stitch:

 

34 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Are yer peep holes big enough ?

 

Almost too much.  :o

 

17 minutes ago, Barack said:

Ftfy. ??

 

Definitely too much.   :yadayada:

 

3 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Of course. My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard. 

 

:groundhog: One of these Fridays, is it??

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4 minutes ago, Morgan said:

 

?:stitch:

 

 

Almost too much.  :o

 

 

Definitely too much.   :yadayada:

 

 

:groundhog: One of these Fridays, is it??

 

:pleasing:?

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Geoff the Mince

My neighbours got to see me parading about topless ,  the new couple in the street looked rather disgusted .

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12 minutes ago, Geoff the Mince said:

My neighbours got to see me parading about topless ,  the new couple in the street looked rather disgusted .

Were you waving your racket about?

 

That may have been the problem.

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Fitzroy Pointon
1 hour ago, Morgan said:

 

?:stitch:

 

I was em.......taking the bins out. 

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31 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said:

 

I was em.......taking the bins out. 

 

Filled with used Kleenex were they?

 

?

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11 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

 

Filled with used Kleenex were they?

 

?

:nojustno:

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Harry Potter
1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

No, but apparently he took 30 minutes to chisel off his bed sheet this morning. 

Ha Ha 

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5 hours ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

No, but apparently he took 30 minutes to chisel off his bed sheet this morning. 

Quicker just snapping the sheets in two, and shoving them in the washing machine.

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Posted June 27, 2018

Lassie at my work wearing tight t shirt and tiny shorts two days in a row.

 

I'm already struggling with the heat now I've got to worry about getting a sweaty erection....

 

Work is gonna start getting difficult again if this weather keeps up

 

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Fitzroy Pointon

Anyone noticed the resurgance in girls wearing cycling shorts? Some absolutely delightful scenes yesterday. 

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On 17/04/2019 at 12:03, The Frenchman Returns said:

After match drinks could also be quite enjoyable in the Meadows or PS Gardens on Saturday 

I can report that PS Gardens was much more enjoyable than Tynecastle.

 

Personal highlight was a young lady who was struggling to open a bottle of sparkling wine with it wedged between her legs, short skirt covering her modesty. She obviously misread my viewing of her as an offer to help and came over asking if I could pop her cork for her. Fortunately I was able to assist, gentleman that I am.

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8 hours ago, GlasgoJambo said:

After a few false starts, tomorrow must surely be the official opening ceremony.

None yet, although I stay in LOchend and have high hopes.... probably wrong tits though :D

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24 degrees here today and the boobies are out in force.  :sweeet:

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J.T.F.Robertson

 

Nowt to do with the subject matter but am watching the racing from Musselburgh and the weather looks looovely.

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6 minutes ago, J.T.F.Robertson said:

 

Nowt to do with the subject matter but am watching the racing from Musselburgh and the weather looks looovely.

 

Surely you got a look at a few lovely fillies strolling in the sunshine then?

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44 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:

 

Surely you got a look at a few lovely fillies strolling in the sunshine then?

 

The ones of interest to me were too far back. :(

 

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luckyBatistuta
43 minutes ago, J.T.F.Robertson said:

 

The ones of interest to me were too far back. :(

 

:lol: one day

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23 hours ago, Morgan said:

24 degrees here today and the boobies are out in force.  :sweeet:

Your sister in law still there then?

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1 hour ago, Horatio Caine said:

Your sister in law still there then?

:rofl:

 

Thankfully not, she’s away home to resume her role as the Maybury roundabout.

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18 minutes ago, Morgan said:

:rofl:

 

Thankfully not, she’s away home to resume her role as the Maybury roundabout.

Ah right - I thought it was looking more like its normal self today.

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Just now, Horatio Caine said:

Ah right - I thought it was looking more like its normal self today.

Good to hear she’s made it home safely.

 

Delighted also with your report that the Maybury Roundabout is looking bloated, chalk white, has three chins and smells of greasy food.

 

Thanks, Horatio :thumbsup:

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On 13/05/2019 at 14:10, Morgan said:

:wow:

 

4 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

:sweeet:

 

 

Exactly!

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Cruyff Turn
37 minutes ago, Morgan said:

 

Exactly!

You’d get a sare tongue and lips from sookin them! ?

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10 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

You’d get a sare tongue and lips from sookin them! ?

Worth it though.

 

:biggrin:

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No chance of it being ‘tit Wednesday’ here today, it’s pishing down and is forecast to do so until Saturday.

 

Thankfully, we’re at the airport.  :smugger:

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8 hours ago, iantjambo said:

Driving through the city centre on a hot day is dangerous.

With you behind the wheel, I’m sure it’s dangerous for everyone.  ::troll::

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1 hour ago, Morgan said:

With you behind the wheel, I’m sure it’s dangerous for everyone.  ::troll::

 

Undoubtedly. More dangerous on a hot day though :)

 

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Fitzroy Pointon

The lockdown has seen a massive increase in Ladies in Lycra.  They must think that to go out they need to look like they are exercising.  There has been some absolute delights passing the window the past couple of days.  

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1 minute ago, Salad Fingers said:

The lockdown has seen a massive increase in Ladies in Lycra.  They must think that to go out they need to look like they are exercising.  There has been some absolute delights passing the window the past couple of days.  

After some thought on the subject, I consider that Grey is the best colour of Yoga Pants on a woman.

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I P Knightley

:rofl:

I was thinking of this thread when cycling through a park this morning. I was going to dig it out and whether Tit Monday had been.

 

Funnily, what triggered the thought wasn't any tits but very brief, grey exercise shorts. They looked tasty as her clunge seemed to be eating them. 

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Auld Reekin'
14 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

:rofl:

I was thinking of this thread when cycling through a park this morning. I was going to dig it out and whether Tit Monday had been.

 

Funnily, what triggered the thought wasn't any tits but very brief, grey exercise shorts. They looked tasty as her clunge seemed to be eating them. 

 

Cl!t Monday?

 

(Or maybe Tw@t Tuesday, right enough...)

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Shanks said no

Spookily I too thought of this thread whilst viewing young lady passing my office a few minutes ago. 
 

One more thing the lockdown is depriving me of is a good old Princes Street Gardens letch.

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1 minute ago, Auld Reekin' said:

 

Cl!t Monday?

I was going at a decent pace and I struggle to find those things at the best of times :D 

 

There's definitely a camel somewhere in south east London walking with a limp as it's missing a toe. 

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Auld Reekin'
Just now, I P Knightley said:

I was going at a decent pace and I struggle to find those things at the best of times :D 

 

There's definitely a camel somewhere in south east London walking with a limp as it's missing a toe. 

 

:fonzie:

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