Wotta Lad Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Well, surprise sur-****ing-prise! YOU and your bloody negative comments! I swear you must be the most boring 'fan' on here. Relax Tenor, it's just i8 trying to change his rep from being a pervert to being the "lovable cynic" on the board. It's almost tragic the level of effort he's been putting in to being negative about everything recently. Welcome Craig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Fulton and Colquhoun were the truly outstanding players that came to us having played for Celtic, that I can think of straight away anyway. Not expecting Beattie to have anything like the impact those two did but think he can be a good player for us (if anywhere near fit and able to recapture anywhere near his best form) as he is a player I always had time for and thought a dangerous opponent when he played against us. Looking forward to seeing him in maroon! (Burchill was shite, by the way... ) Och!...Fulton! Canny believe i forgot him of all of them! Great player when fit. Burchill did ok, he was only here a short time but scored a couple and played quite well with Lee Miller upfront. Had worse forwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 This troll has run its course now I8.... But why would anyone be positive? Please tell me why? There is no such thing as negative and positive. There is only pragmatic and deluded. I am not deluded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Good signing and whoever said he would wear number 4 was also correct. I would have liked to have seen an option to extend the deal if it goes well. I imagine if he bangs them in, we would be wanting to keep him? JollyJambo I think. Och!...Fulton! Canny believe i forgot him of all of them! Great player when fit. Burchill did ok, he was only here a short time but scored a couple and played quite well with Lee Miller upfront. Had worse forwards! Burchill was alright, nothing magical. Mahe was also a good solid signing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 WTF is ubber? Do you mean ?ber? I hate when people use that prefix, when half the time it doesn't even make sense. To even have to question what it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 It's not negativity! it's pragmatism. We are continually shite. We don't score. We don't create many chances. We don't win away from home. We struggle at home. We are boring. Our manager is ubber shite. It is not going to miraculously change ffs. OK call me psychic but i'm seeing a zero after our name tomorrow. I don't think there will be any number after our name tomorrow since we play on Sat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the general Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 few people on here owe Tazhearts an apology. h was the one that broke the story and in the usual kickback way was mocked and accused of being a hobo. people were even quesioning wether a hearts video from a game he was at was legit. 2 fingers from Taz hearts to the lot of you as for Beattie good signing it was just the usual drama queens and previous ITK folk wanting some attention I told you that his dad confirmed he was signing and didnt see any reason to labour the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the general Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I don't think there will be any number after our name tomorrow since we play on Sat sums the lad up really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 It's not negativity! it's pragmatism. We are continually shite. We don't score. We don't create many chances. We don't win away from home. We struggle at home. We are boring. Our manager is ubber shite. It is not going to miraculously change ffs. OK call me psychic but i'm seeing a zero after our name tomorrow. How about some facts rather than either Pragmatism or Negativity - We are continually shite - we have won 37% of our games We don't score - our goal difference in 4th best in the league...only 1 behind Motherwell. We don't create many chances - and we dont lose to many either. We don't win away from home - we have only lost 43% of our away games. We struggle at home - we have won 62% of our games at home. We are boring - then dont watch. Our manager is ubber shite - see above. Stop being such a gobshite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 People having a go at me when i'm usually about 99% right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 2k9 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Just like to say i was the first to congratulate Taz on this scoop in the original thread :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Just like to say i was the first to congratulate Taz on this scoop in the original thread :greggy: Where is Taz? It was a great call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I refrained from posting until now. I always liked Craig Beattie as a player. Unlike 2Ts he is a proven goal scorer. Assuming he is fit and not carrying an injury, then his signing can only be a positive. WECLOME One of them 218 games, 46 goals. The other 160 games, 31 goals. All figures from Wikipedia. Neither what you would call impressive or proven goalscorer. I hope that both can improve their goalscoring records at Hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Get ready Craig. Get ready to blah de blah de negative, boring pish no one else cares about blah de blah. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the general Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 People having a go at me when i'm usually about 99% right. lol aye right of course you are :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasha Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 People having a go at me when i'm usually about 99% right. About what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Just Came To Say Kello Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 VINDICATED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboceej Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 People having a go at me when i'm usually about 99% right. Like when you said it was a FACT we'd get beat off St Johnstone? A FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboceej Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 About what? What day it is? No, wait.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 People having a go at me when i'm usually about 99% right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 People having a go at me when i'm usually about 99% right. You're certainly 99% something...but right it isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 2k9 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Where is Taz? It was a great call. Probably viewing this thread with a massive one of these on his face :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 But why would anyone be positive? Please tell me why? There is no such thing as negative and positive. There is only pragmatic and deluded. I am not deluded I just don't know how you manage to get through life as a Jambo. Even as a football supporter. You can admit to being shite, but it just shouldn't hurt this much. You need a modicum (that's how I spell it) of hope and optomism to be a Jambo (and more to be a Hibby - a deluded amount I might say!). Without it, such is my love for the club - and clearly yours, that's unquestionable - I think I'd have gone all gunspreey or atleast a bit pencils-up-the-nose wibblesome. It's fascinating, it truly is. Back to football. It's chicken and egg. We have players who can create, we don't have a target for them. Add that target (doesn't have to be a target man per se, just one or two getting in defenders' hair) and I'm sure 2 or 3 of Temps, Suso, Rudi, Driver, Blackie, Mehdi, Grainger, Gowser, Hammil and Robinson can provide some ammo. (OK, so that's not actually a chicken and egg scenario, come to think of it, but I've typed it now and I guess I'll stand by it.) It's a chicken and egg scenario, that's all, i8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the general Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Like when you said it was a FACT we'd get beat off St Johnstone? A FACT. I wonder what the 99 things were that he did get right? anyway I quite like the wee gadgie .. almost therapist like in his doggedness and no shame or remorse ever !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 People having a go at me when i'm usually about 99% WRONG. Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 People having a go at me when i'm usually about 99% right. lordy, sometimes i do despair i8, you know it should have read "people having a go at me when i talk shite 99% of the time" i truly wonder why you have to constantly be so negative about the team you claim to love! beattie may well turn out shite, but you never know, he might work out brilliantly. look at how transformed the team were with kyle playing. technically not the most gifted of player, but could score goals and was great at leading the team, despite not being captain... in beattie we MIGHT have found something similar. give the lad a chance i say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 lordy, sometimes i do despair i8, you know it should have read "people having a go at me when i talk shite 99% of the time" i truly wonder why you have to constantly be so negative about the team you claim to love! beattie may well turn out shite, but you never know, he might work out brilliantly. look at how transformed the team were with kyle playing. technically not the most gifted of player, but could score goals and was great at leading the team, despite not being captain... in beattie we MIGHT have found something similar. give the lad a chance i say And greet only after you are kicked in the balls, not before....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_razors_edge Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 It's not negativity! it's pragmatism. We are continually shite. We don't score. We don't create many chances. We don't win away from home. We struggle at home. We are boring. Our manager is ubber shite. It is not going to miraculously change ffs. OK call me psychic but i'm seeing a zero after our name tomorrow. Please go and support someone else. You clearly have a very short memory. Did you watch HMFC under tommy mclean? Then you'd appreciate that where we are now in comparison is night and day. If you want to support a team that creates lots of chances and wins all the time there's a team in the east end of Glasgow that's just right for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 People having a go at me when i'm usually about 99% right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Please go and support someone else. You clearly have a very short memory. Did you watch HMFC under tommy mclean? Then you'd appreciate that where we are now in comparison is night and day. If you want to support a team that creates lots of chances and wins all the time there's a team in the east end of Glasgow that's just right for you. See, that's what I don't get. Is it only since football has become more overexposed on telly and stuff that folk demand such success or has it always been like this? People seem to trace it to 05/06 for us when the delusions of grandure and the complete blanking out of the ups and downs and the generally mediocre achievements of our club throughout its history. Not so sure about that as it seems commonplace. Hibs fans "deserve" better apparently, despite being, on the whole, shite since forever. Blackburn and Wolves fans have wound me up this season too. What gives you the right to be better than Norwich or Swansea or whatever. Get on with supporting your team you cretins. Shit, of course I want us to win and of course i think we should more, but I won't let it belie the fact that we are what we are. We'll come third more often than anyone else, but we'll only do it every 2 or 3 years. When we're not 3rd, it'll be very disappointing and that season will drag like a dragon draggin a wagon but hopefully it'll coincide with a cup run (ahem, this year). For the record, this isn't a rant. Certainly not one induced by i8 - it's wonderment. Fascinating specimen. So he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goz Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 It's not negativity! it's pragmatism. We are continually shite. We don't score. We don't create many chances. We don't win away from home. We struggle at home. We are boring. Our manager is ubber shite. It is not going to miraculously change ffs. OK call me psychic but i'm seeing a zero after our name tomorrow. But why would anyone be positive? Please tell me why? There is no such thing as negative and positive. There is only pragmatic and deluded. I am not deluded To even have to question what it was People having a go at me when i'm usually about 99% right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambogjh Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Hearts has completed the signing of former Celtic, West Brom and Swansea striker Craig Beattie. The 28 year old has penned a short-term deal until the end of the season. Craig was available on a free transfer after he left Welsh club Swansea City in January. The forward began his career as a youth player at Rangers, but later moved across the city to rivals Celtic. The Scotland international scored 13 goals in 50 appearances for the Hoops before moving to West Brom in 2007, playing 31 times for the Baggies. Loan spells at Preston, Crystal Palace and Sheffield United followed before a permanent switch to Swansea in 2009. Craig appeared 45 times for the Swans, scoring seven goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I just remembered that Beattie scored against us in Burley's last game in charge for us. He got Burley the sack, so with this in mind, I'll be booing him on Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Mugabe Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I just remembered that Beattie scored against us in Burley's last game in charge for us. He got Burley the sack, so with this in mind, I'll be booing him on Saturday So he did. Disgraceful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Just Came To Say Kello Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Anyway, any idea how long it will be until he's fit? Elliott could do with a mate up top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clerry Jambo Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Welcome Johnny, Sorry Craig....was always aboard the "Beattie Bus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertonian_II Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Anyway, any idea how long it will be until he's fit? Elliott could do with a mate up top. Should be match fit as I could swear that I saw him come on as a sub for Swansea fairly recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bn jambo Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I'm pretty sure I8 thinks, whenever he is negative about Hearts or a new signing on here, the player or Hearts do well. Whenever he is confident about a new player or result we get beat or the player turns out a poor addition, I think it's probably some sort of superstition with him, It worked for the St johnstone match ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdy Doody Jambo Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 what a goal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Liking him already with this comment he made; "When the call came in i was intrigued, i had other options but i know how big the club are"; Welcome Craig ,hope you get the Jambo fever; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Great signing. Hopefully we can convince him to stay beyond the summer aswell because he could be the perfect replacement for Kyle IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartsfc_1874 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 As topic says thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punks No Deid Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Welcome Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEARTS FOREVER Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Good signing Can't believe some of the snobs on here complaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 dont see why not, he wont be cup tied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I'll be the first when he has his first non scoring game. GTF JHAMES BHEATTIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny1874 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I'll be the first when he has his first non scoring game. GTF JHAMES BHEATTIE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIVij2lCIdc If he doesnt score a goal equal to, or better than the goal above in his first 20 minutes, then ill throw my season ticket and scarf onto the pitch and never be back till Bheattie is gone!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swavkav Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 As topic says thanks He is, as he has not played in any cup game this season in Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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