bobskeldon Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Where's Shooter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Why do I have this image of Shooter in a submarine with Vlad, Lord Lucan, Elvis and Paul McCartney plotting world domination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Where's Shooter? WHERE'S-SHOOTER-.png I prefer the Terminator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo, Goodbye Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Why do I have this image of Shooter in a submarine with Vlad, Lord Lucan, Elvis and Paul McCartney plotting world domination And Hitler too if you believe what you read in the shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 and Shergar surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We_are_the_Hearts Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 and Shergar surely? Aww don't mention the IRA again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I prefer the Terminator Is McCoist a baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Is McCoist a baby? a wee bairn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewB Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 No doubt your average Johnny Bluenose will be happy as villain Craig Whyte moves closer to getting banged up. However, do you think the penny is dropping yet about Dave King, or are they still three steps behind everyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambali Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Why do I have this image of Shooter in a submarine with Vlad, Lord Lucan, Elvis and Paul McCartney plotting world domination Paul McCartney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 (edited) Paul McCartney? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead Unless of course he means they are borrowing his yellow submarine Edited November 20, 2014 by Prince Buaben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Gawd. Please don't let this thread become a vehicle for conspiracy theorists ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Paul McCartney?He apparently died and the record company replaced him with a double, so the conspiracy theory goes....its a bazaar urban myth, and you had to be there???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Gawd. Please don't let this thread become a vehicle for conspiracy theorists ...On this occasion the whole thread is about conspiracy, and there is substance and evidence to back this one up (just not about Paul McCartney, that was an image that came into my head) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 He apparently died and the record company replaced him with a double, so the conspiracy theory goes....its a bazaar urban myth, and you had to be there???? You had to be there? At the actual death of Paul McCartney? If only ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 He apparently died and the record company replaced him with a double, so the conspiracy theory goes....its a bazaar urban myth, and you had to be there???? Which bazaar was it ? Arf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboman1512 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I prefer the Terminator What software do you use to make your brilliant gifs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewB Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 It must have been hours since any arrests, infighting, implosions, court news etc. More please. Help to brighten up a dull day at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Which bazaar was it ? Arf LOL Ingliston???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 (edited) Well I think King has responded again to the Easedale take, I love this dirty washing in public fracas? King states he would have provided proof within 24 hours if his superior deal was approved in principle and that the Easedales were only interested in their own ability to stay within the club? and also his bid was threat to Sports Direct to involve it's self further into Brand Rangers??????? From the BBC now Edited November 20, 2014 by Hagar the Horrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 (edited) wrong thread Edited November 20, 2014 by Homme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 and Shergar surely? I first read that as Sir Gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Gawd. Please don't let this thread become a vehicle for conspiracy theorists ... Michael and La Toya Jackson are the same person, so Michael is really alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Well I think King has responded again to the Easedale take, I love this dirty washing in public fracas? King states he would have provided proof within 24 hours if his superior deal was approved in principle and that the Easedales were only interested in their own ability to stay within the club? and also his bid was threat to Sports Direct to involve it's self further into Brand Rangers??????? From the BBC now You go to the bank and ask for a ?500,000 loan to buy property. To tell the manager you have finds for a ?100,000 deposit and can afford the ?5000 a month mortgage payments. The manager asks for evidence of funds and affordability. You tell him that you will supply this after the loan has been approved. What would the manager's response be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdl2002 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 You go to the bank and ask for a ?500,000 loan to buy property. To tell the manager you have finds for a ?100,000 deposit and can afford the ?5000 a month mortgage payments. The manager asks for evidence of funds and affordability. You tell him that you will supply this after the loan has been approved. What would the manager's response be? depends on whether or not your relationship with the bank manager is similar to that of SDM/Masterton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil D. Corners Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 You go to the bank and ask for a ?500,000 loan to buy property. To tell the manager you have finds for a ?100,000 deposit and can afford the ?5000 a month mortgage payments. The manager asks for evidence of funds and affordability. You tell him that you will supply this after the loan has been approved. What would the manager's response be? Depends if he has made his loan target for that month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Jack Irvine responds to today's claims from Dave King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Here is a statement from Dave King from March 2012 where he makes reference to his claim for ?20M and his intention to reinvest the proceeds back into the club. He also stated that Liquidation was inevitable. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2111460/Dave-King--read-statement.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 What software do you use to make your brilliant gifs? Adobe Ae cs6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 (edited) Here is a statement from Dave King from March 2012 where he makes reference to his claim for ?20M and his intention to reinvest the proceeds back into the club. . http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2111460/Dave-King--read-statement.html "He also stated that Liquidation was inevitable".. for him to snap them up on the cheap? Edited November 20, 2014 by hearts007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunoatemyhamster Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Where's Shooter? WHERE'S-SHOOTER-.png Found him. LOL Thought he'd have been in the life boat, But they must have run out of room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 #prayforshooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Here is a statement from Dave King from March 2012 where he makes reference to his claim for ?20M and his intention to reinvest the proceeds back into the club. He also stated that Liquidation was inevitable. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2111460/Dave-King--read-statement.html This feels a bit like me 'investing' ?20 on red at the casino only for it to come in black - I then claim I was misled and ask for my ?20 back so I can 're-invest' it on red again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 You go to the bank and ask for a ?500,000 loan to buy property. To tell the manager you have finds for a ?100,000 deposit and can afford the ?5000 a month mortgage payments. The manager asks for evidence of funds and affordability. You tell him that you will supply this after the loan has been approved. What would the manager's response be? You laugh, but that's not a lot different from what was happening prior to the banking crisis with the introduction of self certified mortgages. The borrower had no need to provide proof of earnings. Obviously, the interest rate was higher because of the increased risk, but the borrower could claim to earn whatever they wanted without having to provide any proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 You laugh, but that's not a lot different from what was happening prior to the banking crisis with the introduction of self certified mortgages. The borrower had no need to provide proof of earnings. Obviously, the interest rate was higher because of the increased risk, but the borrower could claim to earn whatever they wanted without having to provide any proof. True. But King, thinks, even with the benefit of that hindsight, it still works that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Jack Irvine responds to today's claims from Dave King That final point. Oof ! The next time King "jets in" it better be on Airforce One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 To be fair to Keith Jackson, he was the first to tell us Craig Whyte "was off the radar" ... today proves he was right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 What's the odds of Craig Whyte being found hiding in Keith Jacksons wardrobe ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 The Cardigans take on Super Salary and Shooter: THE former boss gave a withering assessment of the men at the top of the marble staircase and claimed they?ve hung McCoist out to dry. WALTER Smith last night accused the Rangers board of making Ally McCoist the worst prepared manager in their history. The former boss gave a withering assessment of the men at the top of the marble staircase and claimed they?ve hung McCoist out to dry. Smith spoke out in strong support of McCoist in Glasgow in front of an audience of 750 at a question and answer session during a charity dinner. The ex-chairman accused the current regime of failing to back the boss and said boardroom instability is also hampering the team. Asked to reflect on the work of McCoist, who was at the event, Smith said: ?Ally will need a little help ? in the last three years he has had none whatsoever. ?I was fortunate enough to be given great support by the likes of David Murray with the signings I was allowed to make. ?People are casting aspersions on Ally?s ability but if I ever had doubts about him I would never have recommended him for the job. ?No club can be successful until it is well run from the top, it?s the single determining factor in how well the team plays. ?I wish Ally could be given that opportunity but it isn?t being afforded him. Ally is bearing up well under the worst circumstances under which any Rangers manager has had to work.? Smith also turned on former owner Craig Whyte when asked if he was still happy with his decision to step away from the club three years ago. He said sarcastically: ?I was quite happy to leave Rangers in the hands of Craig Whyte ? well, he was a billionaire, after all. ?Where is he now? Costa Rica or somewhere? The wee b******.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 (edited) "Asked to reflect on the work of McCoist, who was at the event, Smith said: ?Ally will need a little help ? in the last three years he has had none whatsoever" Utter tosh! He's had the "Biggest war chest" not available to other managers as he made his way to the Championship. Edited November 21, 2014 by Dannie Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corryjambo Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Even after all that has happened Walter Smith still thinks it was great that David Murray allowed him to sign the players that he wanted and to hell with the cost. Well the cost Walter was the total loss of your beloved Rangers. It appears that the inner circle of David Murray's time at Ibrox still assume that everything will be ok with Rangers as long as they are allowed to sign expensive players and ignore the fiscal cost of such a policy. No wonder Ally keeps looking for this mythical "war chest". It was the way that Walter told him to be successful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 (edited) Asked to reflect on the work of McCoist, who was at the event, Smith said: ?Ally will need a little help ? in the last three years he has had none whatsoever. Mental. Boyd - ?5k pw, Miller ?5k pw, McCulloch ?12k (rumoured) pw? Edited November 21, 2014 by Maroonaldinho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.T.K Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 "Asked to reflect on the work of McCoist, who was at the event, Smith said: ?Ally will need a little help ? in the last three years he has had none whatsoever" Utter tosh! He's had the "Biggest war chest" not available to other managers as he made his way to the Championship. Shhhhhhhhhhh Ally is doing really well!! Remember how well Ally did negotiating with Kyle! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2618979/Kevin-Kyle-reveals-signed-quarter-Rangers-offered.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skivingatwork Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 The JKB servers couldn't cope with the number of facepalms required to do justice to Smith's comments. What planet is the guy living on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We_are_the_Hearts Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Three words come to mind "Hell mend them".......................lessons will never be learned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strachsuit Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 The Cardigans take on Super Salary and Shooter: THE former boss gave a withering assessment of the men at the top of the marble staircase and claimed they?ve hung McCoist out to dry. WALTER Smith last night accused the Rangers board of making Ally McCoist the worst prepared manager in their history. The former boss gave a withering assessment of the men at the top of the marble staircase and claimed they?ve hung McCoist out to dry. Smith spoke out in strong support of McCoist in Glasgow in front of an audience of 750 at a question and answer session during a charity dinner. The ex-chairman accused the current regime of failing to back the boss and said boardroom instability is also hampering the team. Asked to reflect on the work of McCoist, who was at the event, Smith said: ?Ally will need a little help ? in the last three years he has had none whatsoever. ?I was fortunate enough to be given great support by the likes of David Murray with the signings I was allowed to make. ?People are casting aspersions on Ally?s ability but if I ever had doubts about him I would never have recommended him for the job. ?No club can be successful until it is well run from the top, it?s the single determining factor in how well the team plays. ?I wish Ally could be given that opportunity but it isn?t being afforded him. Ally is bearing up well under the worst circumstances under which any Rangers manager has had to work.? Smith also turned on former owner Craig Whyte when asked if he was still happy with his decision to step away from the club three years ago. He said sarcastically: ?I was quite happy to leave Rangers in the hands of Craig Whyte ? well, he was a billionaire, after all. ?Where is he now? Costa Rica or somewhere? The wee b******.? Hahaha after all of this, Walter still cannot see that the chairman allowing the manager to sign all of these ridiculously priced players was what goosed the club. Not once but twice! Absolutely astonishing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feeno Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I dinnae ken what Walter's talking about, Ally is being offorded the same opportunity he had, to spend vast amounts of money that Rangers don't have to spare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diadora Van Basten Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Funny how Kevin Kyle gets it but Walter Smith doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samster Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 (edited) The Cardigans take on Super Salary and Shooter: THE former boss gave a withering assessment of the men at the top of the marble staircase and claimed they?ve hung McCoist out to dry. WALTER Smith last night accused the Rangers board of making Ally McCoist the worst prepared manager in their history. The former boss gave a withering assessment of the men at the top of the marble staircase and claimed they?ve hung McCoist out to dry. Smith spoke out in strong support of McCoist in Glasgow in front of an audience of 750 at a question and answer session during a charity dinner. The ex-chairman accused the current regime of failing to back the boss and said boardroom instability is also hampering the team. Asked to reflect on the work of McCoist, who was at the event, Smith said: ?Ally will need a little help ? in the last three years he has had none whatsoever. ?I was fortunate enough to be given great support by the likes of David Murray with the signings I was allowed to make. ?People are casting aspersions on Ally?s ability but if I ever had doubts about him I would never have recommended him for the job. ?No club can be successful until it is well run from the top, it?s the single determining factor in how well the team plays. ?I wish Ally could be given that opportunity but it isn?t being afforded him. Ally is bearing up well under the worst circumstances under which any Rangers manager has had to work.? Smith also turned on former owner Craig Whyte when asked if he was still happy with his decision to step away from the club three years ago. He said sarcastically: ?I was quite happy to leave Rangers in the hands of Craig Whyte ? well, he was a billionaire, after all. ?Where is he now? Costa Rica or somewhere? The wee b******.? In this short article lies many of the reasons the rest of Scottish football has zero sympathy for them. I appreciate Smith was probably speaking to a 'friendly' crowd but there is not a single indication in there that the way they behaved has contributed directly or indirectly to where they are now. Former Rangers officials all suffer from a footballing form of Stockholm Syndrome. Edited November 21, 2014 by Samster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy T Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Walter fecking Smith What an arsehole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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