Tommy Wiseau Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 The most significant man in HMFC's modern history Build two statues, one outside the Main Stand at Tynie and one out the front of ****ing Ibrox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 VLAD statue and his glorious face made on Arthurs Seat. Can't wait till he decides to take Hearts out of the league and start his own European Super League. He will trawl through posts on JKB and handpick who he wants to come with him, leaving behind the arseholes. I'll be in his gang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) May I suggest a big golden statue of Vlad sitting atop Ibrox park, newspaper in hand (The Guardian of course), taking a big corny dump upon the Blue Parasites beneath. We could maybe eveb rebuild Tyncastle into such a shape that a big Golden bust of Sir Romanov could work like a Toilet lid as a roof. His big golden fizzog beaming down upon the match or gazing over Edinburgh for the rest of time. Edited June 21, 2012 by Kyle Falconer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I'm stumped! Romanov saved Hearts? How? We are double the debt we were when he came to power. However a statue will be a poignant reminder of where Hearts once played, when our assets are sold off and we've gone bust. You being stumped has me stumped. When Mr Romanov came in, we were right at the brink.... he not only saved our bacon, he invested millions, and has provided to cup wins along the way. He has funded this success, not you, not me. "We" do not have the debt, neither you nor I have any responsibility for it, Mr Romanov is servicing that debt. Wallace Mercer brought us back from the Brink, Robinson took us back to the brink, and Mr Romanov has lifted us out again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I'd contribute to a Vlad statue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) Who's setting up the Paypal account then? I'll pledge all my wages for the month of June. Edited June 21, 2012 by moogsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 The statue can be on the hill in Bellahouston Park, overlooking the new Morrisons supermarket on the site of the former Rangers Stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Remember the statue of voldemort standing on top of the muggles in Harry Potter.. I propose we follow that design Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) Romanov face palm chiseled into the crags or arthur's seat, gazing down towards lochend. Edited June 21, 2012 by Jabba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 if you build it... he will stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Independence Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Romanov face palm chiseled into the crags or arthur's seat, gazing down towards lochend. With Robbo and Skacel either side of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieboy Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Canny believe this is the first time I have seen this thread ! All Hail Our Glorious Leader !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Saves the day once again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tambojambo Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 You being stumped has me stumped. When Mr Romanov came in, we were right at the brink.... he not only saved our bacon, he invested millions, and has provided to cup wins along the way. He has funded this success, not you, not me. "We" do not have the debt, neither you nor I have any responsibility for it, Mr Romanov is servicing that debt. Wallace Mercer brought us back from the Brink, Robinson took us back to the brink, and Mr Romanov has lifted us out again. Brilliantly said. Filling Up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clerry Jambo Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I assume they're preparing to build this now, judging by all the roadworks in Gorgie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Long overdue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 God bless Mr Romanov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hisnameis Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 To achieve a true likeness we could encase him in concrete. Immortalized. The man who wanted to keep Craig Thomson and the same guy who couldnae be bothered to wait and watch us being presented with the cup after beating our greatest rivals 5-1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwaysinourshadows Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 He's a hero for paying wages late? Hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollo Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 You being stumped has me stumped. When Mr Romanov came in, we were right at the brink.... he not only saved our bacon, he invested millions, and has provided to cup wins along the way. He has funded this success, not you, not me. "We" do not have the debt, neither you nor I have any responsibility for it, Mr Romanov is servicing that debt. Wallace Mercer brought us back from the Brink, Robinson took us back to the brink, and Mr Romanov has lifted us out again. Really? Now I appreciate what he HAS done that's good, but he bleated on about spending the third biggest amount of money in his time - yet we've been to two finals, that's not much better than Hibs, Arabs, Gretna, Ross County, QOS... Every manager that's been sacked was hired by he himself! I'm not up for slating him for nothing but I take it you never hear of PERSPECTIVE? or CONTEXT? there has been good AND bad under Vlad, not just one or the other. A statue? Good grief will you listen to yourselves!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgie_Rules Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 (edited) Really? Now I appreciate what he HAS done that's good, but he bleated on about spending the third biggest amount of money in his time - yet we've been to two finals, that's not much better than Hibs, Arabs, Gretna, Ross County, QOS... Every manager that's been sacked was hired by he himself! I'm not up for slating him for nothing but I take it you never hear of PERSPECTIVE? or CONTEXT? there has been good AND bad under Vlad, not just one or the other. A statue? Good grief will you listen to yourselves!! Aw aye, i forgot that getting to a final is just as much an achievement as actually winning the trophys. Edited September 20, 2012 by Gorgie_Rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfcjamie Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 He's a hero for paying wages late? Hahahahahahahaha he is a hero, reforming our club to become self sufficient. 2 cup wins destroyed hibs over and over again 2nd in the league skacel jankuaskas pinilla bednar fyssas miko chesney pospisil cammazola aguair karapidis im sure i have missed a few good uns too shot at champions league football 9million for gordon so many good things , few bad ones for sure but the man is a legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 He's a hero for paying wages late? Hahahahahahahaha haters gonna hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollo Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Aw aye, i forgot that getting to a final is just as much an achievement as actually winning the trophys. Who said it was? The guys spent MILLIONS more than those sides and spent 90mins more in cup final football. I appreciate the two cup wins - I look it in a balanced way. The dude didn't even see us lift it last time, he's said HIMSELF he isn't interested in us. I thank him for all he's done. But some of you are like a heart broken teenager dumped by a bird at the school disco! A statue? Get a grip!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwaysinourshadows Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 haters gonna hate. I don't hate him, appreciate the good things he has done for the club but it's evident he has given up on us and not paying the players On time is a pain in the arse and certainly does the club no favours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 A pretty pish poor haul this time round. Things are bad when even the kickback gold standard trolling/wummery exercises fall flat. Tough times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibee Hater Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Should get one for skacel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Should get one for skacel Let's get the main one built first. Then we can think about sorting Rudi oot with his own Romanov statue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Hail King Vlad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 We need a ancient Rome style temple with a giant Romanov god in the centre with the lesser gods like Rudi Hartley and Sergio on their own plinths surrounding him . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dode Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 To be fair he DID fund 2 cup wins,realisticly the budget while huge was nothing compared to the OF. They were always gonna win leagues ect,when we did challenge. Things would happen not always triggered by Vlad. To be honest I am disapointed in the way things are going,he once described hearts fans as more valuable than all the oil reserves in Russia. But I can understand why after years of being treated with suspicion by a media ( who welcomed white at Ibrox with open arms)and a football establishment that jumped on every slight misdemeanor he is fed up. So thanks Vlad maybe time to move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dode Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 To be fair he DID fund 2 cup wins,realisticly the budget while huge was nothing compared to the OF. They were always gonna win leagues ect,when we did challenge. Things would happen not always triggered by Vlad. To be honest I am disapointed in the way things are going,he once described hearts fans as more valuable than all the oil reserves in Russia. But I can understand why after years of being treated with suspicion by a media ( who welcomed white at Ibrox with open arms)and a football establishment that jumped on every slight misdemeanor he is fed up. So thanks Vlad maybe time to move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisoner Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Is there a fund yet arranged so I can start donating my ?5 a week ?? Could i suggest you use your statue fund to pay the tax bill The Mad Russian has lumbered us with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Could i suggest you use your statue fund to pay the tax bill The Mad Russian has lumbered us with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMc Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Could i suggest you use your statue fund to pay the tax bill The Mad Russian has lumbered us with. Not been reading the board much recently, so I may have missed them, but how many of your 170 posts about the club would be positive ones Prisoner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Nah, what i'd like to see is down leith somewhere a submarine with a statue of Vlad with the scottish cup and 5 - 1 engraved in it. Maybe even rising from the water. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Not been reading the board much recently, so I may have missed them, but how many of your 170 posts about the club would be positive ones Prisoner? About 100 of them talk about going to games... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisoner Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 About 100 of them talk about going to games... It's not all about me Geoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Jung Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 You being stumped has me stumped. When Mr Romanov came in, we were right at the brink.... he not only saved our bacon, he invested millions, and has provided to cup wins along the way. He has funded this success, not you, not me. "We" do not have the debt, neither you nor I have any responsibility for it, Mr Romanov is servicing that debt. Wallace Mercer brought us back from the Brink, Robinson took us back to the brink, and Mr Romanov has lifted us out again. Mmmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Could i suggest you use your statue fund to pay the tax bill The Mad Russian has lumbered us with. Missing a "disputed" in there somewhere or have you read the representations by both parties and reached a judgement. If you have, would be so kind as to provide a link so that we can all consider, there's a good chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 this will be on hold then? for a bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 this will be on hold then? for a bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 this will be on hold then? for a bit? Still in :'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 this will be on hold then? for a bit? Personally, I'm saving my share money to put in the fund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 has this been dredged up because i slipped it in on another thread?.............i suppose though, its no time for jokes......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 (edited) I'd argue that if we'd built the ******* thing we might not be in this position. You ungrateful shower have ruined it for the reel phans. Edited November 7, 2012 by Donald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I'd argue that if we'd built the ******* thing we might not be in this position. You ungrateful shower have ruined it for the reel phans. It would be on its way to Dalton`s right now.......ye get a good price for brass just now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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