The Future's Maroon Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Fake troll? Surely a troll is a troll and a fake troll is someone talking sense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 thought i'd insult one direction and get some easy downvotes, but they love it. Still, managed to get a strong showing on the jack nicholson one where i managed to defend domestic abuse and confuse him with jack nicklaus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I tried to post a comment to an unmoderated thread twice. Nothing. Surely can't be banned already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I tried to post a comment to an unmoderated thread twice. Nothing. Surely can't be banned already? I've had a few like that. No idea why it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) LET ME ******* COMMENT YOU DM DICKS Edited November 15, 2014 by dokratrO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Hit a gold mine on the Uk/eu borders story. Racing up the worst rated list with bites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Hit a gold mine on the Uk/eu borders story. Racing up the worst rated list with bites. This is the one I couldn't comment on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Oops. Tried to comment on the 'Pixie and Fifi Geldof show support to father Bob' story without realising it was moderated. Reckon I might be banned now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 What are commenting from? I've found if I'm doing it from my phone I seem to get blocked virtually all the time now but I can post the exact same message off a tablet for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Phone and laptop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va va voom Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) http://postimg.org/image/ruhmdmtyh/ My best effort. Edited November 15, 2014 by va va voom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) . Edited November 15, 2014 by dokratrO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 http://postimg.org/image/ruhmdmtyh/ My best effort. Lovely work there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 http://postimg.org/image/ruhmdmtyh/ My best effort. Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primavera Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I tried to post a comment to an unmoderated thread twice. Nothing. Surely can't be banned already? Same here on the borders one. Going to write them in word and paste them in from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) High hopes Bob Geldof welcomes a host of new stars into his Band Aid supergroup as they descend on London studio to re-record classic charity track This is so sad. A lot of people in Africa are Catholics and therefore are not ALLOWED to use contraception. This money will go towards helping them become self-sustaining. And you are right - I cant remember who was all singing the first Band Aid but I guarantee 30 years from now we will remember this as the definitive version sung by the most talented crop of singer-songwriters this nation has ever produced; they hardly need the publicity Edited November 15, 2014 by Harry's Roar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotthmfc Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Anything to do with Muslims/Islam is absolute PHREE MUNNEY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Not sure I'm doing this right. Let's face it the average woman in the UK is a monster. Advances in technology and lead women to have far more leisure time than their ancestors. How do they choose to use it though? Keeping themselves fit and attractive? No. You see them waddling up to school in their poorly fitted jeans (many would need a small tarpaulin to be custom fitted) or even worse jogging bottoms. Jogging bottoms? Some of these specimens could barely jog their way to the local ice cream van when it makes it's daily trip. The only thing jogging in those, is their butt cheeks which resemble a bag of ferrets. They choose to sit around during the day watching purile nonsense like Jeremy Kyle whilst snacking on family size bags of monster munch. They watch 'celebrity news' programmes and spend their waking hours dreaming of what life should have been like whilst devouring a jumbo pack of McVitties chocolate digestives. To finish my earlier comments, it's about time UK women realised that they need to get their house in order. The great thing about the Poles etc. flooding this country is that their women know how to look after themselves, AND their place in society. Our fat chip munching ladies have some serious competition Got a couple of decent comments though competition? if the prize is you...i'm fine with the chips, ta! DIB, what a strange little man you are. So bitter and clearly depressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I reckon they have some sort of algorithm that means your comments are more likely to be checked if you have a mass of red arrows to your name. The most successful trolls seem to be unable to post after 6-7 successes. I was able to reply to other comments... I'll have a bash at replying to some top comments & disagreeing and see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 got a few dislikes on this one Butchers garden, Leith, United Kingdom, 45 minutes ago That really is revolting, can these women who are pregnant not just cover up, or better still stay indoors for the duration of the pregnancy, disgusting Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2835814/Natalie-Pinkham-displays-baby-bump-white-bikini-Caribbean-holiday-enters-final-lap-pregnancy.html#ixzz3J9dji6acFollow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I might have a good one London's Bermondsey Square Hotel bought out by Muslim multi-millionaire I think it's a great thing for Britain as a whole. Muslims should be allowed to visit hotels that coincide with their beliefs and it's another step towards a multicultural Britain. I for one welcome the introduction of this hotel, and hopefully in the future we can have more hotels/shops/restaurants/bars that cater towards our ethnic minority friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I might have a good one London's Bermondsey Square Hotel bought out by Muslim multi-millionaire I think it's a great thing for Britain as a whole. Muslims should be allowed to visit hotels that coincide with their beliefs and it's another step towards a multicultural Britain. I for one welcome the introduction of this hotel, and hopefully in the future we can have more hotels/shops/restaurants/bars that cater towards our ethnic minority friends. Outstanding! Sincere enough to get their blood boiling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primavera Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Still failing to post, I've only made 5 comments and it hates me already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 -100 on a moderated page today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Leading the way on Jihadi John with 408 red arrows plus 14 replies of seethe. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2836124/GOT-Jihadi-John-wounded-airstrike-Foreign-Office-confirms-MOS-aware-reports-injury.html#comments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Leading the way on Jihadi John with 408 red arrows plus 14 replies of seethe. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2836124/GOT-Jihadi-John-wounded-airstrike-Foreign-Office-confirms-MOS-aware-reports-injury.html#comments image.jpg "And his witty cover name" If only they knew... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 The ****ing Gary Glitter picture as well :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Absolutely no action on the Eric Joyce article joint top with -6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 My best ones are: Baffled by High Street sizing? Jill is size 12, 14, 16 AND 18 in her local M&S To be fair, she's a generously sized woman, I'm amazed it's still double digits she fits into. With +11 and -165 Queen Maxima dresses up in gold for opening of a CHEESE factory She looks like she's dressed in a 1970's carpet. Disgrace. With +13 and -116 (With the added bonus of my comment being 100% true) The only one that's killing me is this one, which has attracted a bit of both (like the article, fnarr ): Bristol woman undergoes gender reassignment surgery for her 47th birthday Outrageous. What a waste of taxpayers money. With +122 and -155 Overall score of -367 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 The ******* Gary Glitter picture as well :lol: A late inspiration. I'm sure it's helping me towards the 1,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I still get moderated off serious threads. I've decided to go for the more open articles. Turns out in a nice stereotype they don't like it if you say anything about pets they disagree with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I still get moderated off serious threads. I've decided to go for the more open articles. Turns out in a nice stereotype they don't like it if you say anything about pets they disagree with. It's a gold mine. I'm just behind you on the old dogs article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 It's a gold mine. I'm just behind you on the old dogs article. I don't think they like the Scots very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgie Boys Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 How have I only read this thread for the first time Fantastic work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Leeds grandmother who married Tunisian toy-boy begs Home Office to grant him visa Cant believe people want to stand in the way of true love. 50 dislikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) 50 dislikes Butchers garden, Leith, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago They are obviously madly in love with each other, its about time Cameron pulled his finger out and got it sorted for these lovebirds 64 9 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2836930/Grandmother-ten-stunned-family-marrying-Tunisian-toy-boy-met-online-begs-Home-Office-grant-visa-vows-convert-Islam-prove-devotion-husband.html#ixzz3JLRA7tRR Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook 64 dislikes Edited November 17, 2014 by jimmyjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 After racking up 326 red arrows on my first two posts, nothing's getting past the censors. What I need to do now is post innocuously for a bit until I can sneak a few things in. Not sure if I can be arsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 After racking up 326 red arrows on my first two posts, nothing's getting past the censors. What I need to do now is post innocuously for a bit until I can sneak a few things in. Not sure if I can be arsed. There's a balance somewhere. I've gone for a couple of neutral comments and one rebuffing the suggestion that I should "euthanize" myself. None has gone up. With the number of posts they have going in on every story, I can't believe that they're checking every single post. There must be a way to keep it short & sweet. Some of the reddest posts really say very little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) Grandmother-of-ten who stunned family by marrying Tunisian toy-boy she met online begs Home Office to grant him a visa and vows to convert to Islam to prove her devotion to her husband A Stubbs, Edinburgh, United Kingdom, 10 hours ago You lot are so sinical. I met my wife in Algeria and we've been happily married for 2 years. 69 Green 989 Red Thanks for the tip about bad spelling, whoever gave it. Several of them took exception to my spelling of 'cynical'. Edited November 17, 2014 by Gallovidian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotthmfc Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 that's a belter, fair play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) Grandmother-of-ten who stunned family by marrying Tunisian toy-boy she met online begs Home Office to grant him a visa and vows to convert to Islam to prove her devotion to her husband A Stubbs, Edinburgh, United Kingdom, 10 hours ago You lot are so sinical. I met my wife in Algeria and we've been happily married for 2 years. 69 Green 989 Red Thanks for the tip about bad spelling, whoever gave it. Several of them took exception to my spelling of 'cynical'. Good work, so far I've only got a piddling 674 on that. And oddly 29 likes. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/reader-comments/p/comment/link/69029560 Cracked 1000 dislikes in 7 days thanks to the chubby Yorkshire siren. Edited November 17, 2014 by Tazio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) Grandmother-of-ten who stunned family by marrying Tunisian toy-boy she met online begs Home Office to grant him a visa and vows to convert to Islam to prove her devotion to her husband A Stubbs, Edinburgh, United Kingdom, 10 hours ago You lot are so sinical. I met my wife in Algeria and we've been happily married for 2 years. 69 Green 989 Red Thanks for the tip about bad spelling, whoever gave it. Several of them took exception to my spelling of 'cynical'. You've broken through the 1,000. You should find my congratulatory note appearing towards the end of the replies if the Mail mods see fit to pass me through. Edit: thinking I might have been too conspicuous, I thought I'd chuck in a couple of inoffensive, cheeky posts. One of them is in silver medal position on the story about the smash and grab in the Jewellers in Stoke. I.P. Knightley, London, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago Probably the most exciting thing to have happened in Stoke this century. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2838286/Shocking-moment-axe-wielding-raiders-smash-way-Beaverbrooks-jewellery-store-busy-shopping-centre.html#ixzz3JN5c91wO Edited November 17, 2014 by I P Knightley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Leeds grandmother who married Tunisian toy-boy begs Home Office to grant him visa Are people this afraid of some ethnic diversity? If this is what the woman wants, then who are we to stand in her way? +38 (which is probably you guys) and -635. Seethe jackpot so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2838148/ELF-safety-gone-mad-Town-s-popular-Christmas-parade-banned-organisers-t-guarantee-safety-crowds.html You can't beat a bit of 'elf and safety to wind up DM reader. I went for pointing out how miserable the children look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Moderated in advance, but if you can get through this one is ripe... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2837721/Saudi-husband-tells-bride-wants-divorce-wedding-seeing-face-time-photographer-asked-pose-pictures.html I took aim at one of the best rated comments of "what is wrong with these people" replying with: "They might be a bit picky with their women, but I bet they don't go around calling other races or religions "these people". Islam is a tolerant and peaceful religion, something you'd do well to learn more about." Trying to balance the seethe hunt with getting a comment through is getting harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2838148/ELF-safety-gone-mad-Town-s-popular-Christmas-parade-banned-organisers-t-guarantee-safety-crowds.html You can't beat a bit of 'elf and safety to wind up DM reader. I went for pointing out how miserable the children look. I've pointed out the mis-spelling of "health" in the headline. I doubt it will pass the filters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) Moderated in advance, but if you can get through this one is ripe... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2837721/Saudi-husband-tells-bride-wants-divorce-wedding-seeing-face-time-photographer-asked-pose-pictures.html I took aim at one of the best rated comments of "what is wrong with these people" replying with: "They might be a bit picky with their women, but I bet they don't go around calling other races or religions "these people". Islam is a tolerant and peaceful religion, something you'd do well to learn more about." Trying to balance the seethe hunt with getting a comment through is getting harder. I've just said almost the exact same thing as a direct reply to one of the top green arrowhead posts! Just thought I'd try the approach to attack the popular rather than produce something fresh. Actually, we've gone for the same post! Edited November 17, 2014 by I P Knightley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2838148/ELF-safety-gone-mad-Town-s-popular-Christmas-parade-banned-organisers-t-guarantee-safety-crowds.html You can't beat a bit of 'elf and safety to wind up DM reader. I went for pointing out how miserable the children look. Ten fat red ones already. Also tried the spelling trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I've just said almost the exact same thing as a direct reply to one of the top green arrowhead posts! Just thought I'd try the approach to attack the popular rather than produce something fresh. Actually, we've gone for the same post! I can't see my own post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 I can't see my own post. They're taking at least an hour to get up if they get up at all. May the best man win, and all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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