Diego10 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I'm number two behind Snake in the Littlejohn article. Long way behind though on high 80s. Think I may have over egged the to/too thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Littlejohn's got a point too This Daily Mail newspaper seems quite interesting, might start reading it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Easy pickings on a Richard Littlejohn article: Bournemouth and Christchurch Hospital in legal threat to evict elderly patients Hard times call for hard measures. Let's face it, most of these people should have died long ago and are only taking up valuable resources which could be used on people who still have a contribution to make to society. -153 It's been a good day's fishing. Get this printed on a t-shirt: Snakey P you are nasty, cruel and small minded. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2843168/Hospital-legal-threat-evict-elderly-patients-bed-blocking-NHS-chiefs-hardline-warning-families.html#ixzz3JhTHwSQ3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 The tony Blair story was just like phree red arrows Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I was hoping so when I wrote my little piece of praise for him & offered to buy him a beer. Seems to have been a bit too rich for the DM mods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I've re-joined under a new name Nothing by Creepy Lurker was ever getting through again. Rather than openly trolling, I've decided to start out by just being myself and saying what I think. It'll annoy them more because I'm the exact kind of person they hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego10 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I've re-joined under a new name Nothing by Creepy Lurker was ever getting through again. Rather than openly trolling, I've decided to start out by just being myself and saying what I think. It'll annoy them more because I'm the exact kind of person they hate. they do seem incredibly easy to rile just by making a basic point tbf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I posted a multi-comment comment on the Littlejohn article. Only one of them got through Now to make several inoffensive comments about pets or some shit. I'm lasting the distance this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Just noticed there's a diet section! This is going to be ****ing carnage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Just noticed there's a diet section! This is going to be ******* carnage. I've had a few comments fail to get through, good huntin' brah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I've had a few comments fail to get through, good huntin' brah. Was about to destroy two stories then noticed they were both ancient and no longer accepting comments So far I've had 75 downvotes on Littlejohn (as well as 5 upvotes) balanced out by 16 upvotes for saying that Daisy the Labrador who detected her owner's cancer is 'a lovely story'. Looking at the Jihadi bride article and all I want to do is mention her husband's gains, but I think it might be too soon for more trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 (edited) 18 replies to my Littlejohn article comment and 794 downvotes. I didn't even read the article Lots of seethe on the pensioners article too. 9 replies and 221 downvotes, some of the comments range from calling me nasty and ignorant to actively wishing ill-health and death to family members. I don't think they like me too much What's everyone's down-vote total? I'm at 1874 Edited November 21, 2014 by Snake Plissken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego10 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I'm on 380 Red Arrows from 2 comments. Decent batting average. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 18 replies to my Littlejohn article comment and 794 downvotes. I didn't even read the article Lots of seethe on the pensioners article too. 9 replies and 221 downvotes, some of the comments range from calling me nasty and ignorant to actively wishing ill-health and death to family members. I don't think they like me too much What's everyone's down-vote total? I'm at 1874 1190 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 1498 from the 12 that have got through the sensors. I seem to be active at the wrong time of the day to really make an impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Those bawbag censors don't like any pop at Princess Katie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 18 replies to my Littlejohn article comment and 794 downvotes. I didn't even read the article Lots of seethe on the pensioners article too. 9 replies and 221 downvotes, some of the comments range from calling me nasty and ignorant to actively wishing ill-health and death to family members. I don't think they like me too much What's everyone's down-vote total? I'm at 1874 Creepy Lurker -226 (-328 +102, 2 posts) Makween -280 (2 post, +29 of this comes from saying something nice about a dog) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Called someone an "arrogant pri** of s middle England twa*" and since then can't get anything on... I'm annoyed with myself for getting personal as I was doing ok on a couple of stories. .. particularly enjoyed the seethe I induced on the fagan family story but that's closed to comments now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Called someone an "arrogant pri** of s middle England twa*" and since then can't get anything on... I'm annoyed with myself for getting personal as I was doing ok on a couple of stories. .. particularly enjoyed the seethe I induced on the fagan family story but that's closed to comments now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Added a couple more green arrow winners with a comment wishing Claudia Winkleman's daughter all the best and a comment praising a nice flick by Javier Pastore. Think I'll throw in a bombshell every five posts or so. Hope to last the distance that way. I'm taking this far too seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 At last I am getting the hang of this, scoring well on Hamilton / Harry F1 story. Added negatives for my spelling error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Meet Arthur the stray dog who followed an extreme sports team through the Amazon rainforest Dog knapping.. Poor thing. Dogs will follow anyone that will feed them. Now he is far from home after being through a dangerous rainforest. 92 red arrows Click to rate Students sent sonnet to Tesco bosses who then replied in the form of a poem The time they spend doing that poem they could have got the bus to Dunfermline or Raith and go to another tesco store. Tesco reply should have been a list of local tescos from google maps with distances from there address. No wonder they are losing cash wasting time with poems over popcorn 89 red arrows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Comments going right through again Time for another bit of trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 (edited) Toxic Nigel: One in four voters would fall out with their friends if they discovered they were Ukip supporters Quite right, too. Farage is nothing more than a rabble-rousing, hypocritical hatemonger who takes advantage of the feelings of alienation felt by our proletariat to encourage hatred of the other. I don't think that I'd fall out with a friend who voted UKIP, though; I'd assume that s/he wasn't very intelligent and try to teach him/her the error of his/her ways. High hopes Particularly proud of the assiduous use of 's/he'. They'll hate that. Edit: and 'proletariat'. Edited November 24, 2014 by Creepy Lurker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I hadn't read any of this so I sat in the garage today while the van was getting a repair and read the lot. Absolutely magnificent. Loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Had a wee go on the panda story stubbyeyes To be honest, pandas can be very difficult to get along with so this is no surprise. I had an awful time with one when I was a charge hand at our local zoo. Sometimes a kick or two is all he'd understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Got in too late on the Frankie Fraser in a coma story, easy pickings, still added a fair quantity of negative points to my total though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Shirley Valentine, Brackley, United Kingdom, 5 minutes ago Don't Like your picture I.P.Knightley...Couldn't you have chosen something better we all know what this awful man is now I am surprised the DM allowed you to choose it! YUK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Shirley Valentine, Brackley, United Kingdom, 5 minutes ago Don't Like your picture I.P.Knightley...Couldn't you have chosen something better we all know what this awful man is now I am surprised the DM allowed you to choose it! YUK!! I didn't see this. I must go and find what the beef is - which story? I've just posted on an I'm a Celeb... story praising Jimmy Bullard for coming out on the show. That should mess their minds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Can't remember, IP - maybe the boob-job council house one or the Anton du Berk one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 (edited) Can't remember, IP - maybe the boob-job council house one or the Anton du Berk one?Found it. Responded telling Shirley that I suspected she only came to the Mail to find things she didn't like so I was pleased to have accommodated her. Post removed by the Feds. I'm tempted to follow Shirley around, changed my avatar to Jimmy Savile, then Rolf, then Fred West, then Gerry McCann etc. Edited November 25, 2014 by I P Knightley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotthmfc Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) Having a bit of a mare recently. Edited November 28, 2014 by scotthmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Having a bit of a mare recently. not sure if you have got the hang of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 On the plus side, your comments will get through easily, so if you do think of a belter it'll cause maximum seethe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Free copy of a baby Prince George calendar in the Mail tomorrow. This could help with a comment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) Having a bit of a mare recently. I was going along nicely till nobody took offence at my attempt at offending on the Top Gear presenters story She's shrinking for Shore! Charlotte Crosby displays dramatic weight loss in pink bodycon dress for night out with pals Another stone or two and she'll be there, well done girl, don't give up you're so close. 162 12 Top Gear high rollers: Clarkson's country estate. Hammond's helicopter. James May's private plane. The luxury lives of the presenters worth ?55m Who cares what they spend their money on? At least they've not ditched their plain Jane wives for a young glamorous bit of totty. 164 1537 Edited November 28, 2014 by graygo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Been neglecting this a bit recently due to impending deadlines Anyway, my latest one: Thai police and soldiers raid Surin Beach in Phuket to seize parasols If these people are going to go to Thailand then they should be more respectful of Thai customs and culture. +20 -99 so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Banned again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Whos Snake Plissken on there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Fish. Barrel http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2861986/EXCLUSIVE-paedophile-sex-pictures-Mother-world-s-beautiful-girl-defends-provocative-pictures-nine-year-old-daughter-hotpants.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Ominous, Edinburgh, United Kingdom, 3 hours ago The BBC is outstanding value for money and for some of us not alive when the repeats were first shown this will be like opening xmas presents EVERY day over Xmas. The lineup is tremendous and for those who are moaning - maybe if the licence fee wasnt so cheap the Beeb would be able to afford all new shows ReplyNew 61 4 Click to rate michael, newbury, United Kingdom, 2 hours ago Get real! 0 14 Click to rate dananddiana, Niagara Falls New York, United States, 2 hours ago Maybe... If they had to compete with other channels they would have better shows? maybe they should have to do like the rest of the world and COMPETE! You think the license is cheap? Tell that to the parent who has to choose between the heat bill and the telly bill! Paying for a license whether or not you want their channel should be illegal.You should have the option to watch or not. Your TV license is just another gov tax, everyone has to pay for it whether or not they watch the channels! 0 17 Click to rate flett, Hampshire, 2 hours ago dananddiana. I subsidise PAY TV through hidden charges such as broadband and line rental charges. Don't believe me, then read both SKY and BT's financial report and the small print. You may be happy that SKY makes a profit of ?16-?18 out of a ?28 broadband charge, I am not. Over the border from you Congress has just past a law that will force NETFLIX and streaming services to pay increased costs for broadband bandwidth which is throttling bandwidth, sadly the UK have no plans so yet again I am subsidising these services. At least I know what I'm paying for with the BBC... 1 1 Click to rate wesreknaw, coos bay, United States, 2 hours ago Your comment reminds me of a Not the nine o'clock news sketch . 0 3 Click to rate not me, arona, Spain, 1 hour ago Now we have two BBC people, ominous and flett. 0 1 Click to rate Kurt Wallander, Ystad, United Kingdom, 12 minutes ago Is that "ominous" from the BBC Finance or HR department by any chance? Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2861524/Stop-having-BBC-chief-s-whinge-critics-Christmas-TV-repeats-huge-salaries-savaged.html#ixzz3L35ZsX00 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Makween, St Andrews, United Kingdom, about a minute ago Food banks aren't a disgrace and the people involved in them do a great job, but it's a disgrace that the poor have to rely on them. The state doesn't do enough to support the poor in this country. That's the real disgrace here. High hopes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 All discussions around recent election reminded me of this thread and the superb opportunity it presents. So decided to revisit old pleasures (spelling and grammar mistakes deliberate!) Surely one of Cameron's first acts as he seeks to rebuild the country is to offer Alex Salmond a seat at the Cabinet table. He is a very intelligent politician who would add really value to the collective expertise at the table and would, of course, take the wind out of the Nats' salesRead more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3076454/David-Cameron-carries-Cabinet-reshuffle.html#ixzz3ZpVoJQRz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 Just noticed I've received an email... "We have received a number of complaints about the comment you made on the article 'RICHARD KAY - Millions...' blah, blah. Due to the number of complaints received, your comment has been removed from MailOnline. All I said was that Megan was looking beautiful and William must be jealous. Oh, aye...I might also have mentioned that perhaps the rift betwixt the brothers was due to William getting fired in aboot her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, Boof said: Just noticed I've received an email... "We have received a number of complaints about the comment you made on the article 'RICHARD KAY - Millions...' blah, blah. Due to the number of complaints received, your comment has been removed from MailOnline. All I said was that Megan was looking beautiful and William must be jealous. Oh, aye...I might also have mentioned that perhaps the rift betwixt the brothers was due to William getting fired in aboot her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 21 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Awesome gif, where'd you find it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Awesome gif, where'd you find it? Just search GIPHY and copy and paste the url into the other media box in replies😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 On 21/10/2010 at 22:32, Acey said: Here are the rules: 1) Every so often, a link to a story from the Daily Mail website will be posted. 2) Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to post a comment on the story with the aim of making it the "worst rated" comment. In other words, your comment should make your typical Daily Mail reader seethe with fury. Example Here is a typically Daily Mail-ish Daily Mail story - muslims rargh An example of the "best rated" comments: "Make a stand Beverley, this is ENGLAND or was !!!!!!!!!!!" ...but we're not interested in those. "Richard from Colchester" has the right idea, as you can see from the "Worst Rated" comments: "I agree with the council, its totally irresponsible to have the smell of bacon where Muslims are present. I'm surprised action wasn't taken sooner!" At the time of writing, this comment has been given the "thumbs down" 876 times. So, can the fine trolls of Kickback do any better? YOUR FIRST STORY Girl, 11, kicked out of cheerleading team for "not shaking her booty enough". Remember, the trick is keeping your comments subtle enough to slip through the moderation net, but remaining firmly on the wind-up. Good luck! I regularly post comments on there with the specific aim of winding up the gammons. It works as well 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Boof said: Just noticed I've received an email... "We have received a number of complaints about the comment you made on the article 'RICHARD KAY - Millions...' blah, blah. Due to the number of complaints received, your comment has been removed from MailOnline. All I said was that Megan was looking beautiful and William must be jealous. Oh, aye...I might also have mentioned that perhaps the rift betwixt the brothers was due to William getting fired in aboot her. I got a few of those emails, and eventually they banned my account. They've got a page just now, where you can post messages to the queen for her jubilee. Sad, but I couldn't help myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Montpelier Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Boof said: Just noticed I've received an email... "We have received a number of complaints about the comment you made on the article 'RICHARD KAY - Millions...' blah, blah. Due to the number of complaints received, your comment has been removed from MailOnline. All I said was that Megan was looking beautiful and William must be jealous. Oh, aye...I might also have mentioned that perhaps the rift betwixt the brothers was due to William getting fired in aboot her. Look at you go , Boof. Your Mum must be so proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Lord Montpelier said: Look at you go , Boof. Your Mum must be so proud. Look guys, it's working! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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