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Snake Plissken

I just checked the dog article and my comment made it in:

 

My great, great grandmother, who treated the wounded in Crimea, had a Beagle that lived to be 23. She would be turning in her grave if she hadn't been cremated.

 

Shame on all of you.

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Poisoned-woods-Ordeal-family-hit-mystery-illness-thats-killed-30-pets.html#ixzz138G7Jubp

 

+23

 

:vrface:

 

Must do better.

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I just checked the dog article and my comment made it in:

 

My great, great grandmother, who treated the wounded in Crimea, had a Beagle that lived to be 23. She would be turning in her grave if she hadn't been cremated.

 

Shame on all of you.

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Poisoned-woods-Ordeal-family-hit-mystery-illness-thats-killed-30-pets.html#ixzz138G7Jubp

 

+23

 

:vrface:

 

Must do better.

 

 

 

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Highly immature stuff.

 

I take it I've got another billion yrs before I can see whether or not my post has made it...

 

As slow as Kickback during a meltdown imo.

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Randle P McMurphy

a few slow burners left for saturday. its a fine line between appealing to the daily mail masses, having your post removed and reaching the nirvana of being slaughtered by the blue rinse brigade. bring it on.

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In response to another Dail Mail "Facebook is evil and must be destroyed" story, I submitted the following:

 

Things The Daily Mail has taught me about Facebook:

 

Using Facebook ends up getting you raped.

Using Facebook ends up getting you murdered.

Using Facebook gets your house trashed by teenage party crashers.

Using Facebook loses you your job.

Using Facebook leads to your children being groomed.

Using Facebook outs you as gay.

Using Facebook gets your house burgled.

Using Facebook leads to suicide through cyber bullying.

Using Facebook gets your identity stolen by fraudsters.

Using Facebook ruins your marriage.

 

I am glad you are here to tell us these things, Daily Mail. God bless you.

 

NO WAY will they let that get posted.

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a few slow burners left for saturday. its a fine line between appealing to the daily mail masses, having your post removed and reaching the nirvana of being slaughtered by the blue rinse brigade. bring it on.

 

At least I tried.... :)

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STUPIDEST? No such word, correct way of saying it is "more stupid". How many more stupid postings will the DM allow? And how about NOT printing such vile comments as the one from I P Knightly (so do we all by the way, but not in a taxi). This person is obviously some kind of sick moron.'

 

- Max, Vancouver, Canada, 22/10/2010 22:13

 

 

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322779/Meet-worlds-oldest-siblings-racked-astonishing-474-years-them.html#ixzz137zWr9dZ

 

We have created a monster!!!!

 

The Canadians are SHAKING WITH RAGE.

 

Only just noticed this thread. Genius, Acey.

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a new blank canvas available

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

 

i propose a league table each day with everyone posting their highest and highest ratings

Are there other forums also trying the same challenge?!

 

The worst-rated comment on the story about Michael Douglas looking gaunt as he battles cancer says:

 

Bless his heart... I've seen that gaunt look before on Patrick Swayze's face and he said he was going to beat it!!! no wonder CZJ looks so stressed!

- Doris, Nice, France, 22/10/2010 19:06

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I P Knightley

 

 

i propose a league table each day with everyone posting their highest and highest ratings

 

 

Only 208 on the Red Arrows but 26 hostile and abusive replies to my post before one smart cookie comes out and says the obvious, that I'm on the wind-up. Where would that get me on the league table?

 

I now think that the Daily Mail readers sort the comments by "worst rated" so that they can be sure that they get enraged.

 

I feel an "all aboard the easily offended bus - ding, ding" comment coming on.

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I just checked the dog article and my comment made it in:

 

My great, great grandmother, who treated the wounded in Crimea, had a Beagle that lived to be 23. She would be turning in her grave if she hadn't been cremated.

 

Shame on all of you.

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz138G7Jubp

 

+23

 

:vrface:

 

Must do better.

 

Currently sitting 4th on that one :)

 

I object to having my taxes used by HRH (sic) for her vetinary bills.

 

Not on.

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322872/Poisoned-woods-Ordeal-family-hit-mystery-illness-thats-killed-30-pets.html#ixzz13AL0qH5T

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...a bit disco

We've been sussed on the dog thread!

 

 

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Why doesn't everyone IGNORE the STUPID, VERMIN who get total pleasure in upsetting Dog Lovers and Cat Lovers. Don't Red Arrow them just pass by their CHILDISH comments & realize they are ILL & ATTENTION SEEKING IDIOTS who probably see who can get the most Red Arrows as that is all they care about, the Article doesn't even interest them!!'

 

- Josephine, ENGLAND, 23/10/2010 0:39

 

Click to rate Rating 6

 

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:thumbsup:

 

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The Old Tolbooth

I think I may be back in the game, I've managed to retrieve an old Yahoo account that I can use along with my dongle I use when out and about in clients houses, if I turn off my wireless network they shouldn't be able to trace my IP address which is already banned right?

 

I'm seriously wetting myself at some of the comments on here, this has got to be the best thread in yonks!! :thumbsup:

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First contribution from Made in France nice name to get their backs up, on the dogs thread

 

 

You really have to question the intelligence of dog owners when there is a spate of illnesses in one area yet they continue to take their dogs there. You wonder how these people manage to look after themselves let alone a pet!
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:lol:

 

I rule the Taxi Driver story.

 

 

 

A sad indictment of today's youth.

 

Easily swayed by a "sexual deviant" who looks like a child himself.

 

- D, Stirling, UK, 22/10/2010 18:38

 

Click to rate Rating 120Report abuse

 

 

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322947/Taxi-driver-wife-helped-drug-sexually-abuse-teenage-girls-jailed-life.html?ITO=1490#ixzz13AhE00kh

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And this one - it's a lone crusade - I need some back up :D

 

The pound serves nobody but the English.

 

We should have our own money in Scotland - given our Oil Fields bring in most of your revenue each year.

 

- D, Stirling, UK, 22/10/2010 16:24

 

Click to rate Rating 68

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322891/Pound-slumps-month-low-euro-amid-claims-new-round-money-printing.html#ixzz13Ahori3v

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Randle P McMurphy

ticking over nicely in the EU funding story

 

more soundbite nonsense from call me dave. the eu are hardly going to ask for a 6% contribution without doing the paperwork to back it up. it is really demeaning for the uk to continually question the finances each and every time. if we want to be an integral part of the eu we need to learn to pay our way.

 

- Randall McMurray, kirkcaldy scotland, 23/10/2010 1:38

 

Click to rate Rating 118

 

 

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I P Knightley

They don't say which comment

 

Dear I P Knightley,

 

We have received a number of complaints about the comment you made on article "Meet the world's oldest siblings who have racked up an astonishing 474 years between them"(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322779/Meet-worlds-oldest-siblings-racked-astonishing-474-years-them.html), 22/10/2010 at 23:34.

 

Your comment has been removed from MailOnline until it can be assessed by one of our team.

After that, your comment may or may not be re-instated.

In the meantime, here is a link to our Terms and House Rules.

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I think I may be back in the game, I've managed to retrieve an old Yahoo account that I can use along with my dongle I use when out and about in clients houses, if I turn off my wireless network they shouldn't be able to trace my IP address which is already banned right?

 

I'm seriously wetting myself at some of the comments on here, this has got to be the best thread in yonks!! :thumbsup:

 

Don't use a real email address, just use http://10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/index.html

 

Hmmmmm, which news story today?

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i've gone about 9 comments without getting published. i need to step away from the game and re-assess what i want to get out of the game. i need to rediscover my hunger for winding up reactionary morons.

 

i do find it strange that several of my comments, which were risque, but not encouraging or condoning anything wrong dont get through, and comments recommending people are murdered by the state are allowed.

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The Old Tolbooth

They don't say which comment

 

Ha ha ha :lol:

 

That's how my ban started, you're next!! :D

Don't use a real email address, just use http://10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/index.html

 

Hmmmmm, which news story today?

Cheers mate, will they still be able to trace me I address though as they've threatened to take action against me despite me appealing that it was my 14 year old son who was mucking about on the pc :whistling:

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Ha ha ha :lol:

 

That's how my ban started, you're next!! :D

 

Cheers mate, will they still be able to trace me I address though as they've threatened to take action against me despite me appealing that it was my 14 year old son who was mucking about on the pc :whistling:

 

 

:lol:

 

They can't trace you through the 10 minute mail unless they check IP addresses, which they won't, as most businesses have 1 external IP and it involves more than the Mail would have in place. Plus they can never prove who was ever using the PC, or even your net connection in the house. You will be safe.

 

Just use 10 minute mail, clear the cache in your browser and hammer into them.

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I'm predicting big again.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1323028/Stop-spending-furious-Cameron-tells-EU-demands-6-cent-budget-increase.html

 

The UK needs the EU far more than they need us, and the increase of 6% is a perfectly fair figure to contribute for us if we wish to continue to push for getting a top seat within it. If Britain was to reject this budget increase and lose power within the EU, then the people of Britain would really see what a recession looks like.

 

- LC, Innsmouth, 23/10/2010 12:10

 

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1323028/Stop-spending-furious-Cameron-tells-EU-demands-6-cent-budget-increase.html#ixzz13BDXaA3M

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I'm predicting big again.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1323028/Stop-spending-furious-Cameron-tells-EU-demands-6-cent-budget-increase.html

 

The UK needs the EU far more than they need us, and the increase of 6% is a perfectly fair figure to contribute for us if we wish to continue to push for getting a top seat within it. If Britain was to reject this budget increase and lose power within the EU, then the people of Britain would really see what a recession looks like.

 

- LC, Innsmouth, 23/10/2010 12:10

 

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1323028/Stop-spending-furious-Cameron-tells-EU-demands-6-cent-budget-increase.html#ixzz13BDXaA3M

 

 

:woot:

 

1 minute on the board and -16

 

Get in.

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...a bit disco

Waiting to get back in the game on the Junkie Vasectomy story.

 

That story is comedy gold in waiting!

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The Mighty Thor

:lol:

 

Plenty scope for using the war to get bonus points.

 

I note that Randall McMurray of this parish is already baw deep in this little beauty.

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I'm predicting big again.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1323028/Stop-spending-furious-Cameron-tells-EU-demands-6-cent-budget-increase.html

 

The UK needs the EU far more than they need us, and the increase of 6% is a perfectly fair figure to contribute for us if we wish to continue to push for getting a top seat within it. If Britain was to reject this budget increase and lose power within the EU, then the people of Britain would really see what a recession looks like.

 

- LC, Innsmouth, 23/10/2010 12:10

 

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1323028/Stop-spending-furious-Cameron-tells-EU-demands-6-cent-budget-increase.html#ixzz13BDXaA3M

 

Here's my effort:

 

I really don't understand why this is a problem. We benefit from the EU Whether it's through improved working conditions, improved Human RIghts or making things easier to understand by introducing the metric system, the EU always has our back and all we can do is play the role of reluctant partner, taking all the benefits but complaining about having to contribute.

 

David Cameron reminds me of the guy in the office who doesn't want to chip in for a leaving present but always signs the card.

 

I also got my first warning e-mail about the dead dog thread.... My comment was "I hope my puppies don't die because they help me pick up chicks. I show them my puppies...."

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Waiting to get back in the game on the Junkie Vasectomy story.

 

That story is comedy gold in waiting!

It's got potential, but doesn't seem to attract the numbers required

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Walter Bishop

Jeff Jimmeries latest installment on the Teacher sacked for being stupid story..........

 

 

 

"So he has been teaching for 13 years and now they decide to relieve him of his duties?? His name is Ahmed clearly a decision based on race. We do not do enough to protect incomers and foreigners in this country!!!!

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in late today on Cameron's comments on the EU budget - hopefully its good enough to make an impression :)

 

by the way, have I mentioned that I ******* LOVE THIS GAME!!?

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I've changed tack. Going for the highest rated comment now on a few stories. Will wait and see if my comments on the junkie vasectomy and benefits mother get published and have the desired effect. :lol:

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...a bit disco

I've changed tack. Going for the highest rated comment now on a few stories. Will wait and see if my comments on the junkie vasectomy and benefits mother get published and have the desired effect. :lol:

 

It will certainly give us better insight into the mentality of the average Mailonline commenter!

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