dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up and she told me that I?d have to stop masturbating. When I asked why that was, she said, 'Because I?m trying to examine you.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a bike. Then I realised that the Lord doesn?t work in that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Why was there a TV programme called Dogs With Jobs? They used to put it on at 11.30am in the morning. I really resented a programme called Dogs With Jobs being put on telly when they knew that unemployed people would be watching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 plans for tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 plans for tonight My palns are too overtake beats I am sad I have to go pick up my nephew from school soon:57: what about you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 my posts are to short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I have a really nice stepladder. Sadly, I never knew my real ladder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 my posts are to short I have just been copy and pasting things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Beats 320 dale8809 266 Alan_R 221 Getting closer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 My old dad used to say, 'Always fight fire with fire.' That?s why he got thrown out of the fire brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I better go pick him up now:57: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 My palns are too overtake beats I am sad I have to go pick up my nephew from school soon:57: what about you attempt to overtake 5-Mr Nobody 154, and watch(well, sort of )smeltic getting beat-sadder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I have returned.No bad news it was work related which could be good news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Had a couple of beers.Going to have a couple more I won't be overtaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 First tiger opened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Lovely cold lager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Latest standings. 1=Beats 324 2=dale8809 269 3=Alan_R 221 4=LeeWallace1 195 5=Mr Nobody 154 6=jamboboetjie 121 7=Cabbie754 112 8=hate_hibs 98 9=Dano307 93 10=Ross HMFC1 76 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 34 to go up a placing,how exciting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Dale is obviously away time for me to put more distance between us and for others to catch him!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 33 and counting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Watching highlights from T in the park 09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 33 and counting Come on get yourself top 5 by tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Lily would get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Dale is obviously away time for me to put more distance between us and for others to catch him!!! have to make my daughter something to eat for her coming home from school... TOAST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 This Tiger is braw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 The question is where ia Alan R? He should be taking sickies to get us to our target! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 UPDATE- toast in the toaster chocolate spread ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Bit hungry still.Jambo make me some toast as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Dale fears you catching him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Nobody Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Just back from 12km run. Really enjoying the beer now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Question for you Dale.When you come back. What is your favourite Village people song? Only kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Just back from 12km run. Really enjoying the beer now. Are you going to make a assault on the top 5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Toast update please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 COME ON WE WANT 2500 POSTS BY TONIGHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Nobody Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Decent movement on the post count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Specials on now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 We need one of the big hitters on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I'm due a upgrade in Dec iphone? Or what should i go for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Another beer anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Visa or Mastercard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 mission accomplished 1 happy child(season ticket holder) next one comes home at 4pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I want to get at least 100 ahead of Dale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Visa or Mastercard? neither - CASH only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 mission accomplished1 happy child(season ticket holder) next one comes home at 4pm Get posting.You have a chance to make a dent into the top 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 cabbage or sprouts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Lions or Tigers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 elephants or mice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 cabbage or sprouts Neither CASH only. Maha,Sprouts for me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 We will be top dog by Xmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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