marcus Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Some real good torture bits in the 1st one mate, you'll give the burd nightmares making her watch that.. Hahaha... Saw 2 is my favourite out the 5 of them.. haha, that's why I'm there for her to cuddle into .....oldest trick in the book lolol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 One of my all time favourites.. Was watching it last night lying in my bed.. Such a well planned movie.. Good story to it aswel.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Watching something with Victor Meldrew on bbc1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 anyone got any decent jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Top ten posters on the record breaking attempt on Kickback 1=Beats 249 2=Alan_R 199 3=dale8809 191 4=LeeWallace1 183 5=Mr Nobody 150 6=Cabbie754 108 7=jamboboetjie 83 8=hate_hibs 78 9=Ross HMFC1 76 10=Dano307 68 MaroonLegions out the top ten.Will he make a re-entry? haha, that's why I'm there for her to cuddle into .....oldest trick in the book lolol DOH!! Why didn't I think of that!! Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Come on some of you are flagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Hibs that's a decent start for a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 What's the difference between a egg and a #### ? you can beat a egg but you can't beat a ####. Old one's are the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano307 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 My internet broke... However i am now back on the record trail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 anyone got any decent jokes? AYE!! After years of investigation in to 9/11, the Americans found it wasn't Muslim terrorists who attacked the twin towers. It was 2 Irish builders fitting a door on the 44th floor. The door wouldn't fit so Mick told Paddy to fetch a plane & take a bit of the top.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Beats 261 Alan_R 204 dale8809 191 LeeWallace1 183 Mr Nobody 150 Cabbie754 108 hate_hibs 85 jamboboetjie 83 Ross HMFC1 76 Dano307 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano307 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 We're almost on page 50 Excitement Overload. EDIT - We ARE on page 50!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Almost at 2k and almost page 50.This is going into the book guaranteed and i think we should lobby for it to go into the classics.It's the least we deserve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 The excitment builds who will get post 2000.Dale will be gutted when he see's this.GIRFUY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 sorry was looking for decent jokes 1960s yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano307 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Oh this is going in the classic threads... And i'll happily take my place as a top 10 poster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Beats 261 Alan_R 204 dale8809 191 LeeWallace1 183 Mr Nobody 150 Cabbie754 108 hate_hibs 85 jamboboetjie 83 Ross HMFC1 76 Dano307 Doing not to bad tonight, already over took ross HMFC1 & Jamboboetjie.. Think ill have to knock Cabbie 754 of his spot aswel tonight.. Then im away to my bed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Oh this is going in the classic threads... And i'll happily take my place as a top 10 poster MaroonLegions will overtake you i reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 im lagging. need sleep soon. is this worth staying up all night for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Defo on for the 2000th post tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano307 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 MaroonLegions will overtake you i reckon No chance!! Plus... I'll be going above Ross_HMFC1 shortly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 im lagging. need sleep soon. is this worth staying up all night for? Nah prob not.But were about 10 mins from 2000 posts.Imagine if you missed that you would probably never get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 need to beat all other jkb threads to gain 'classic' status IMO keep it going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano307 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Nah prob not.But were about 10 mins from 2000 posts.Imagine if you missed that you would probably never get over it. Agreed... You may need therapy if you miss this landmark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Come on people keep going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 im impressed didnt think we'd make 2000. can we have a millenium style countdown/celebrations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Not long to go till the 2000th post.. Cmon folks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Wake up Maggie Year i was born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano307 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 need to beat all other jkb threads to gain 'classic' status IMO keep it going. Very close to taking over "The Poker Thread" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 im impressed didnt think we'd make 2000. can we have a millenium style countdown/celebrations good shout, start it when we get to post 1990 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 im impressed didnt think we'd make 2000. can we have a millenium style countdown/celebrations I've got the fireworks set up in the garden ready to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 What is the biggest thread on KB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I get so emotional baby!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano307 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Can I get the 1991st post? Year I was born Am I the youngest poster in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 What is the biggest thread on KB? Been asking for that info from the mods for ages but they won't tell me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Beats ill keep an eye out for your fireworks mate.. Iv got one party poper, a ripped paper hat and a half drunken bottle of juice... Lets get ready to P-A-R-T-Y!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I'm not going for the big one.I got 1902 and that'l do me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Come on 12 to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Charge your glasses people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? ...A dead poodle with an 18 inch arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Been asking for that info from the mods for ages but they won't tell me. Ill have a guess at the biggest thread on KB will be about 7-10000 posts?? Mods,am I close? edit.. Ohh suger, didnt some one want the 1991th post?? My bad!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 into the noughties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano307 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 1991 My Birthday!!! I bet somebody has stolen it before i post... Edit - DAMN DAMN DAMN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Beats 274 Alan_R 209 dale8809 191 LeeWallace1 183 Mr Nobody 150 Cabbie754 108 hate_hibs 91 jamboboetjie 83 Ross HMFC1 76 Dano307 75 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Tear in my eye.Cmon someone get the 2000th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 1991 My Birthday!!! I bet somebody has stolen it before i post... Edit - DAMN DAMN DAMN!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 1991 My Birthday!!! I bet somebody has stolen it before i post... Edit - DAMN DAMN DAMN!! My bad.. Sorry mate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 1 behind the poker thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano307 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 1998 Oooooh Yeahhhhh! EDIT - Oh FFS I missed it AGAIN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 BOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAA I got the 2000th post!!! :10900::10900: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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