Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 nearly there What is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 What is? Dunno I am just posting random stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 you ever been spat at on your bus. No.Had a few threats etc but not worth getting involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Could go a few beers just now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Beats 308 dale8809 228 Alan_R 221 LeeWallace1 195 Mr Nobody 154 Cabbie754 112 jamboboetjie 112 hate_hibs 98 Dano307 93 Ross HMFC1 76 I think I could get upto 500 posts today that is my goal anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Could go a few beers just now. Then you would puke up all over the place.Go on have a drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Beats 308dale8809 228 Alan_R 221 LeeWallace1 195 Mr Nobody 154 Cabbie754 112 jamboboetjie 112 hate_hibs 98 Dano307 93 Ross HMFC1 76 I think I could get upto 500 posts today that is my goal anyway maha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 No.Had a few threats etc but not worth getting involved. If you kicked crap out of someone would you get the sack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Then you would puke up all over the place.Go on have a drink No chance.If i start drinking just now i will make the call tommorow with swine flu and i don't get sick pay for the first 3 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 maha Just watch I have nothing too do so this will become my aim for the day.I hate the 60seconds between posts rule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 If you kicked crap out of someone would you get the sack Depends.If it is self defence then no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 No chance.If i start drinking just now i will make the call tommorow with swine flu and i don't get sick pay for the first 3 days. You get 2weeks off work with swine flu phone nhs 24 first incase they want proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 You get 2weeks off work with swine flu phone nhs 24 first incase they want proof. Nah saving my sickies up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Can't believe it's only 2 of us posting on here.Shocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Depends.If it is self defence then no. I would get the sack if someone was punhing lumps out of me and I hit them back it is no fair.I made a guy cry at my work it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Monster munch on toast kick on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I would get the sack if someone was punhing lumps out of me and I hit them back it is no fair.I made a guy cry at my work it was funny Why did you molest him at the pumps!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Chinese or Indian? Food i mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Or Italian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Oh oh.Just had a phonecall.I've been summoned (spelling) to a meeting with my future wife.Does not sound good!!!Dear oh dear better go for a shower. I shall report back later.Wish me luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 1-Beats 292 2-Alan_R 221 3-dale8809 211 4-LeeWallace1 195 5-Mr Nobody 154 6-Cabbie754 112 7-jamboboetjie 112 8-hate_hibs 98 9-Dano307 93 10-Ross HMFC1 76 So who is going to be the big mover today? Can Alan hold onto 2nd place? Can jamboboetjie get into the top 5? Can Dale resist putting on Abba gold or Erasure the hits? All will be revealed. now there's a challenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 lunch anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 ham, mustard mayo,cheese and tomato on a wholegrain bap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 4 in a row Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Oh oh.Just had a phonecall.I've been summoned (spelling) to a meeting with my future wife.Does not sound good!!!Dear oh dear better go for a shower.I shall report back later.Wish me luck. good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I am back and I like Erasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I had to talk too the wife:21: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Now beats is going I will over take him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Why did you molest him at the pumps!!! Nah in the toilets.He was being a fud because he lost his top up and I said I was not going to give him a free one so he started shouting at me.He thought he was big when he was with his mate but he came back on his own the wee nob jocky.He was greetin like a 2yo because of a fiver and I was getting my digs in the police came and told him too GTF and they never listend too him that I was antaginsing(spelling) him.He got wide too the police and the 2 of them jumped on him it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Is anyone else posting now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 20 left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Chinese or Indian?Food i mean. Chinese.Roast pork curry and chips from yummy yummy it the dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Beats 320 dale8809 242 Alan_R 221 LeeWallace1 195 starting to open up a gap over Alan_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 no one else posting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Family Guy Bonnie Somebody save him! He can?t swim! Peter Oh, he?s not even kicking. Kick, Joe, kick! Lois Peter, he?s a paraplegic! Peter That doesn?t mean he can?t hear. Kick, Joe, kick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Lois I can?t believe you squandered that money. I swear, sometimes it feels like I?m married to a child. Peter You?d better watch who you?re calling a child, Lois. If I?m a child, you know what that makes you? A paedophile. And I?ll be damned if I?m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Peter Just don?t forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house, you have to clean it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Peter 'Oh my God, Brian, there?s a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says, 'Oooooo'. Brian 'Peter, those are Cheerios'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Lois Oh, I haven?t been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Stewie Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I?m trying to give up two of my worst habits: smoking and masturbation. I?m finding it really difficult as I?m a 20-a-day man. And I smoke like a chimney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. So I said, 'All right, fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I hate those emails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got 10 just the other day. Eight of them from my girlfriend. It?s the two from my mum that really hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, 'Morning.' He replied, 'No, just having a ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 All guys have the same technique when it comes to breaking up with someone. If you?re a girl and a guy says, 'Listen,' it?s over. Your job is to get out with your head held high. If he says, 'Listen,' immediately say, 'I ****ed your brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 If a celebrity dies or it?s snowing ? these are the only times a man feels confident enough to wake a woman having a lie in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I was at the zoo the other day and said, 'Look, there?s a mongoose.' I got told off. Apparently, you?ve got to say, 'special needs goose' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I?m not addicted to coke. I just love the way it smells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 network error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 My little sister got me on Facebook because I was on MySpace: 'No, no, no. You don?t want to be on MySpace. You want to start using Facebook!' So I joined both. But I keep muddling them up, so I keep asking people to come on MyFace. Still, 80,000 friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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