Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 in the name of saving my own townie skin unvote jamtartan vote acey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehibsareintheirbeds Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 tick tock lol not changing my vote looking like the 3 are up for penalty shoot out lol. what actually happens then at the lynching hour, meant to ask about this shootout earlier but forgot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 last game it went to the masons to choose sometimes its a penalty shoot out, other times its the toss of a coin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 unvote marty vote beverley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehibsareintheirbeds Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 some finish! thats gotta be deadline now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Off with their heads!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 I have it Acey 4 Beverley 4 Marty 2 Lots o' folk 1 Which means it's penalty shoot-out time between Acey and Beverley. Get yer shooting boots and goalie gloves on and PM me with 5 shots and 5 saves each numbered from 1-5. You can choose from left, middle or right (L, M, R) The direction is from your own perspective i.e. if the shooter goes right and the goalie goes left it's a save. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 ...also PM me with your coin toss guess to see who goes first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Boof, penalty shoot out idea is immense, how come people don't do it more often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Maybe don't have ties that often? Also it can be a bit of a pain in the erse if one or both combatants don't PM you....hint, hint. Also would be difficult to work with three participants, though I was proposing to use two goalies if that had happened here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 exciting stuff! although if i get punted this early i'll be gutted, well not that gutted cos i get bored with no role really i'd say good luck to acey, but since i'm innocent he might not be if he is, you've a hanging of a townie on your hands regardless of whichever one of us is killed:hang: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Anybody able to contact Acey? I'll give it until 11pm then contact a neutral independent to do his penalty shoot out for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 or forfeit?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Just looked, Acey hasn't posted since 18.50 do you think he's trying to pull a 'Boof'??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 ooh, exciting! never seen one of these afore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Acey's nominated (by me) representative is, at this very moment, dusting off the Predators. Stay tuned, but I'm sure you'll have time to put the kettle on / fetch a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 i hope he scores like a primary 3 player and has the goalkeeping skills of zibi! me no likey this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 whilst we're waiting (and i remember) was talking to a mate at work about JKB and we eneded working out that you gave him a ticket for the 98 cup final, Boof. he's still very grateful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 was that really 11 years ago tomorrow certainly doesn't feel like it JT what a special day it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Right, make yourselves comfortable. Beverley called Heads, the coin fell as tails so Acey's representative, Ulysses, goes first. Ulysses steps confidently up to the ball, gives it a kiss and places it on the spot with the logo facing Beverley. Beverley is doing a kind of a Grobbelaar-esque Riverdance on the goal line. Uly takes a 3-step run-up and sidefoots the ball to his right. Beverley pirouettes and flings herself to her left and touches the ball onto the post. SAVE With the roles reversed, Ulysses lights his pipe and casually sets it behind the post. Beverley, in a frenzy of excitement screams at the referee to 'Blow that effin' whistle'. She rockets forward and hammers the ball to her left. Uly looks up from his pipe-laying and shuffles to his left, only to see the ball heading into the net in the opposite direction. GOAL Acey 0 Beverley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 take that uly pick it out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 take that uly pick it out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 'Hmmmm', thinks Uly. 'What would Acey do?' He places the ball and starts his run-up. His aim is true and the ball is heading to the top corner on his right. Beverley cartwheels across the goal to her left and touches the ball onto the bar where it rebounds out to safety. SAVE Beverley, feeling confident, places the ball again. Once more calling upon her lucky slogan 'Blow the effin whistle' she waits until the shrill blast of the Acme Thunderer whereupon she leathers the ball to her left. Uly, in an Acey-ish mind-reading attempt dives to his left again and, once more, sees the net billow behind him. GOAL Acey 0 Beverley 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 i'll see your and raise you a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boof Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 'Hmmm', thinks Uly, 'what would Acey do this time?' Summoning his recollection of that Derren Brown DVD he'd watched a few weeks ago, he called out to Beverley 'Look out behind you' as he casually stroked the ball to his left. Unfortunately for Beverley she'd turned the wrong way and fell to her left. GOAL Beverley then said lots of words that would infract me to Hellenbach, so I won't repeat them here as she placed the ball and, without looking, shot in a leftwardly direction. Uly, ignoring what Acey's muse was telling him dived to his right and SAVEd. Acey 1 Beverley 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boof Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Whew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Dodgy Keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 oh deary me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Here we go with penalties number 4. Uly, in a lightning-striking-twice type of attempt once more called out 'Look, no really. I'm serious this time'. 'Huh?', said Bev. Uly's shot flew to his left. Beverley flew to her left.GOAL Beverley needing a third goal to boost her confidence, thought she'd try a little distracting tactic. No, sorry...I can't really say what I was going to Suffice to say that Beverley's shot went fast and low to her left. Uly dived fast and low to his left and the ball hit the net for another GOAL Acey 2 Beverley 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 could it go to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 this is what i was about to post uly, cos i wonder if you might turn me to this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Final penalty of the 5. Uly, thinking he'd got the measure of Beverley, took a 48 step run-up and toe-poked the ball straight down the middle. Beverley felt the draught as she headed left to see the equaliser hit the net.GOAL Beverley, wishing to get across the finishing line in any way she could, stepped up, prayed to every deity imaginable and fired in a low, hard shot to her left. Uly, in going to retrieve his pipe (aha, you'd forgotten about it, hadn't you?) tripped over his dangling bootlace, fell to his right, and felt the ball cannon off his head after it had rebounded from the post and it came to rest on the goal line for another SAVE. Acey/Ulysses 3 Beverley 3 Sudden death - get yer PMs in folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Sudden death - get yer PMs in folks. done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 done Likewise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Likewise. wise like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 scared uly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 So the short sharp mafia has over 2 hours since lynch time and not even sorted it yet hahahaha not quite short and sharp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 scared uly?? Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Maybe we should just fix all future votes so they go to a penalty shoot out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 So the short sharp mafia has over 2 hours since lynch time and not even sorted it yet hahahaha not quite short and sharp away back to your pishy wee rivals game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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