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Just now, Mr Sifter said:


I worked in EPP in Standard Life from 94 to 02, and forgot mair of my conquests than I remember. Being voted most handsome man in a company full of slags is not the badge of honour you think it is 🤪 


I know mate. You’ve forgotten I know you😀

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1 minute ago, PaddysBar said:


I know mate. You’ve forgotten I know you😀


**** 😲🤣🤣🤣 Tryin to think who you could be. You couldnae have worked in my department, no if you won that award anyway 🤪

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1 minute ago, PaddysBar said:

Sorry Mr S. trying to edit my post but I can’t for some reason. Used to be Barney Battles on here. I was in EPP as well. 


Loads of good Jambos in that place mate. Still see a few of them now and then in ma work (now work at Waverley station). You’ll need to give me a clue. Did we used to build joints in a phone box off Leith Walk during our lunch? 🤣

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1 minute ago, Mr Sifter said:


Loads of good Jambos in that place mate. Still see a few of them now and then in ma work (now work at Waverley station). You’ll need to give me a clue. Did we used to build joints in a phone box off Leith Walk during our lunch? 🤣


Was a great place to work. Sent you a message👍

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6 minutes ago, PaddysBar said:


Was a great place to work. Sent you a message👍


Now that I’ve received the message, I quite believe you were voted most handsome man in SLAC. Think I voted for you myself to be fair 🤪

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16 minutes ago, Mr Sifter said:


I worked in EPP in Standard Life from 94 to 02, and forgot mair of my conquests than I remember. Being voted most handsome man in a company full of slags is not the badge of honour you think it is 🤪 

I applied for a job at SL when I left school but was told I was too handsome and that they tended to look for Elephant Man lookalikes to reduce the number of office romances….😜

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6 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

Wright is gonna end up blowing this


You could be right here mate, although that dart to take Snakebite to 2-2 in the forth set was massive. 

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Just now, skinnybob72 said:

I applied for a job at SL when I left school but was told I was too handsome and that they tended to look for Elephant Man lookalikes to reduce the number of office romances….😜


Paddy’s Bar is a very very handsome man to be fair. 

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1 minute ago, Mr Sifter said:

Tomorrows line up. Who stands out for you? No much happenin for me to be honest 🤷
 

 

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Can't be worse than the general tripe served up tonight.

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1 minute ago, Mr Sifter said:

Tomorrows line up. Who stands out for you? No much happenin for me to be honest 🤷
 

 

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Aye, shite line up. Thankfully there's football on instead 😁

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1 hour ago, neilnunb said:

 

 

Of course men have an advantage - height, reach and power must all play a part, hence why men are beating the women 9 times out of 10 (and that's being kind). Stamina will also be a factor for the longer tournament.

 

There will always be the odd shock but even Beau Greaves, by far the best female player, doesn't think a woman will ever win the Worlds.

 

 

 

There’s no woman playing a man at this years championships . 

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5 minutes ago, Sooperstar said:

Wright wins 3-1

 


He dug deep for that but he’s so fragile an early exit looks certain unfortunately. 
 

I sincerely hope I’m wrong. Great guy and a tremendous player and ambassador for darts and Scotland over the years 👍

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43 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

 

Haha exactly right 

Darts isn’t exactly full of hunks ! Can’t even think of one relatively handsome player . Apart from years ago , Bobby George . Mind you im not really up to speed on the modern players . 

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1 minute ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

There’s no woman playing a man at this years championships . 


I really don’t want to get involved in your agenda but Fallon Sherrock played earlier. 

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1 minute ago, PaddysBar said:


I really don’t want to get involved in your agenda but Fallon Sherrock played earlier. 

My apologies so there was one . Thanks . 👍

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Fallon Sherrock has secured her return to the PDC World Darts Championship via the PDC Women's Series but has failed to qualify for the Grand Slam of Darts.

The PDC Women's Series concluded with Events 23 & 24 on Sunday, with the two tournaments also determining the qualification spots for the World Darts Championship and Grand Slam of Darts later this year.

Noa-Lynn van Leuven was already assured of a World Championship spot after beating Beau Greaves in Event 21 on Saturday, ensuring she would be the first trans player to feature at Alexandra Palace, with Sherrock securing the second spot via the PDC Women's Series Order of Merit.

 

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10 hours ago, Mr Sifter said:

Check aw the Brad Pitts commentin on the Dutch boys appearance. Fire up yer selfies then boys, guarantee yer aw ugly ***** 🤪

 

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2 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Just flicked it over to the darts 🎯 the  crowd look like they aren’t even watching it ! Too busy boozeing 

 

 

They're all at the bar getting drinks in thinking they're winning the £60k for the 9 darter.

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12 hours ago, Martin B said:


Why the long face? 

 

11 hours ago, Mr Sifter said:


Are we meant to believe that’s actually you? Aye, neighhhh bother 🙄🤪

So we are anti plastichorsehead now!!! Unbelievable!!! I actuslly tried to find another monkey mask pic as you know hipster beards n sh^yt but alas in my rush to post i could only find stormtrooper, ali g or this one. 

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5 minutes ago, Sooperstar said:

That was an unbelievable last set from Littler. 11, 10 and 11 dart legs to see it out.

 

141 average in that set 

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Ross Smith in danger of going out, which should make the next round easier for Anderson...assuming he wins his match later.

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And he's out.  

 

First ever first round exit in the PDC World Champs.

 

Time to retire. 😬

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3 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

Great match between Chisnall and Evans.

 

Evans wins on a last leg decider 


Easily one of the best matches the Ally Pally has ever seen. Had absolutely everything…even that miscount from Chizzy 😮 Evans was phenomenal though. Really really enjoyed that 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Always like watching Evans play, even though he never wins tournaments. Just fires those darts, no messing. Not sure he even knows what he's doing half the time. 🤣

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