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1 hour ago, Chillidigits said:

Hearts should offer him a testimonial in recognition of his sterling service to the club. I cannot imagine a sellout crowd not being entertained. Even the warm up prior to kick off would be compulsive viewing. And have it in August when the festival's on.

In the warm up he would let in four!

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1 hour ago, Chillidigits said:

Hearts should offer him a testimonial in recognition of his sterling service to the club. I cannot imagine a sellout crowd not being entertained. Even the warm up prior to kick off would be compulsive viewing. And have it in August when the festival's on.

 

Zibi would get a far warmer reception. :D

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8 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

Zibi would get a far warmer reception. :D

 

Charity game Hearts XI with Zibi in goals v Hibs XI with the Hologram in goals.

 

Would really just be shooty in. Like basketball in football form.

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PapaShango

Like others, even seeing his name hacks me off. Those highlights with him making a save, is probably the first time I've ever seen him save a shot. How he has made it as a keeper is bewildering, without a doubt one of the worst players to ever wear a Hearts top. 

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PapaShango
5 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

Zibi would get a far warmer reception. :D

Won Hearts more points than Joel and it isn't even close. 

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Luckies1874
Just now, PapaShango said:

Won Hearts more points than Joel and it isn't even close. 

 

9 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

Zibi would get a far warmer reception. :D

 

Saw this the other day. The 2 goals he gifted big Janny  :rofl:

 

 

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Spellczech

Remember his debut in an away match at Motherwell and thought he might be ok. Had a long kick, got a clean sheet, not much to do on a wet night. Unfortunately it was all downhill from there...

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El Shato managed to get a MOTM award for Reading the other day and keep a clean sheet.

didn't know making saves was part of his MO

 

 

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Costanza
1 hour ago, Hansel said:

El Shato managed to get a MOTM award for Reading the other day and keep a clean sheet.

didn't know making saves was part of his MO

 

 

Can't believe what I just witnessed there.

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Japan Jambo
5 minutes ago, Costanza said:

Can't believe what I just witnessed there.


not buying it. That video is a fake.😂

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adambraejambo
36 minutes ago, Japan Jambo said:


not buying it. That video is a fake.😂

Easily explained. He was not wearing a hat and had the sun in his eyes. He didn't actually see the ball at any chance against him in the 1st half. He just dived trying to get out the way and was just unlucky the ball hit him a few times. Sure he will  be back to normal soon. 

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3 hours ago, Costanza said:

Can't believe what I just witnessed there.

 

3 hours ago, Japan Jambo said:


not buying it. That video is a fake.😂

 

Its Easter.

 

 

A time for miracles.

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Bull's-eye

So, maybe there is a Goalkeeper in there?

 

Just another example of the JKB experts getting it wrong.

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Gordons left glove

So he's our Clark replacement then? 😝

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Randy Marsh

That must be his first solid display in about 50 matches.  It was bound to happen sometime.

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Japan Jambo
46 minutes ago, Gordons left glove said:

So he's our Clark replacement then? 😝


wouldn’t be confident even hiring him as a waiter.

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Sigma One
10 hours ago, Costanza said:

Can't believe what I just witnessed there.

I think he needs new boots, slipped 3 times which caused him to make the saves. 

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ScottieMac17
16 hours ago, Japan Jambo said:


not buying it. That video is a fake.😂

These Ai videos are really getting out of hand 😂

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TexasAndy

Not sure how good he was a shot stopping but his positioning was horrendous.

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RedStarRiot
13 hours ago, Bull's-eye said:

So, maybe there is a Goalkeeper in there?

 

Just another example of the JKB experts getting it wrong.

I’m not sure if you’re being serious? 
 

He’s potentially the worst goalkeeper to ever play for us. 

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been here before
Just now, RedStarRiot said:

I’m not sure if you’re being serious? 
 

He’s potentially the worst goalkeeper to ever play for us. 

 

Potentially?

 

Theres nothing potentialky about it, he's the worst player, let alone keeper I've ever seen.

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RedStarRiot
28 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Potentially?

 

Theres nothing potentialky about it, he's the worst player, let alone keeper I've ever seen.

He’s certainly one of them for sure. We have had a few duds though so it’s not totally clear cut. 
 

Awful player, how did he ever get a contract at Man Utd?

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20 hours ago, Hansel said:

El Shato managed to get a MOTM award for Reading the other day and keep a clean sheet.

didn't know making saves was part of his MO

 

 

 

Even a blind chicken occasionally finds a corn.

 

They've scored a relatively impressive number of goals, with 56 so far this season. Shame they've somehow let in 57.

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18 hours ago, adambraejambo said:

Easily explained. He was not wearing a hat and had the sun in his eyes. He didn't actually see the ball at any chance against him in the 1st half. He just dived trying to get out the way and was just unlucky the ball hit him a few times. Sure he will  be back to normal soon. 

this

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16 hours ago, Bull's-eye said:

So, maybe there is a Goalkeeper in there?

 

Just another example of the JKB experts getting it wrong.

 

The gk in him must have escaped a long time ago.

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Bazzas right boot said:

 

The gk in him must have escaped a long time ago.

 

 

ha ha, very good.😃.

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Bull's-eye
40 minutes ago, Bazzas right boot said:

 

The gk in him must have escaped a long time ago.

 

 

 

Must have found its way home after recent performances.

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19/05/2012

Normal service resumed for poppadom hands just the 5 goals conceded today 

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Randy Marsh
19 minutes ago, 19/05/2012 said:

Normal service resumed for poppadom hands just the 5 goals conceded today 

 

No way!  There was me thinking there 'was a goalkeeper in there' and us JKB experts just got it wrong.😂

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Certainly wasnt helped by having a manager who played a really high line with slow defenders 

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1 hour ago, 19/05/2012 said:

Normal service resumed for poppadom hands just the 5 goals conceded today 

Good old Joel wasn't to blame for any of them

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Japan Jambo
1 hour ago, 19/05/2012 said:

Normal service resumed for poppadom hands just the 5 goals conceded today 


that’s our boy, wonder who the doppelgänger was?

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16 minutes ago, Hansel said:

Good old Joel wasn't to blame for any of them

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:lol: gets ploughed 5 zip, and the GK couldn't have done any better on any of them? :Aye:

 

 

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10 minutes ago, OTT said:

 

:lol: gets ploughed 5 zip, and the GK couldn't have done any better on any of them? :Aye:

 

 

The 2nd one he could maybe have taken charge and helped his defender out

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