Marvin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 9 hours ago, Tommy Brown said: What?? By fit, you mean they keep catching you? Er, yes 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Arseholes, offering unpopular opinions that are actually popular...🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 8 hours ago, Tynecastle_Park said: Nope, in your sisters bedroom actually. I hope you remembered to tap your card on the way in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 14 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: "Only fools and horses" is a load of crap. Seconded and i'll go as far as saying all that Monty Python stuff is pish too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 22 minutes ago, jonesy said: Voice of experience? I've read the reviews on dip advisor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Banksy is wank. Folk say they like the Beatles to look cool. Coffee bores. Custard is for morons. Nando’s is shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 hour ago, jonesy said: OBE is a top poster. Ya dancer!...oh wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Weddings are for narcissists. Steak is overrated. Rugby is for wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portable Badger Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 36 minutes ago, jim747 said: Seconded and i'll go as far as saying all that Monty Python stuff is pish too! “Right Stop that!! That’s silly !!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted April 23, 2023 Author Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 hour ago, OBE said: Arseholes, offering unpopular opinions that are actually popular...🤷♂️ 1 hour ago, jonesy said: OBE is a top poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Robbo's book isn't that great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted April 23, 2023 Author Share Posted April 23, 2023 @OBE @Dirk McTarkin @jonesy Thanks to all of you. Your contributions this morning genuinely had me laughing out loud. My day can only get worse from here 😔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightrope Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 9 hours ago, Tazio said: The legal age for tattooing should go up to 21 and you shouldn’t be able to get a tattoo as a walk in. You should have to make an appointment and wait a minimum of 7 days to get it. Ok, show us it, what did you get😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negan Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 10 hours ago, Homme said: Folk in our armed forces aren't heroes and mostly grew up being arseholes and wasters. people who don't sign up to serve at least 4 years are soft as shite pussys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 54 minutes ago, Portable Badger said: I’m starting to like the sound of your sister. Does she do Groupon vouchers? That's my department, she's only a sub-contractor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Barbra Streisand is gorgeous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Tom cruise is an awful actor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ministryofdad Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 All prop is council and should be avoided in the uk. Always double dunk Square sausage over link sausage Golf is pointless I hate celtic more than hibs A car is only a mode of transportation. It doesn't have to have a name. No wind with sunshine is better than hot and windy. Men can go to the spa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 32 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Barbra Streisand is gorgeous 19 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Tom cruise is an awful actor Agreed. 9 minutes ago, jonesy said: He spent a considerable amount of time in one of the mission impossible films kicking Dougray Scott in the head. He’s a great guy. Actually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 15 minutes ago, Ministryofdad said: I hate celtic more than hibs This should be in the popuar opinions thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Dualling the A9 is a colossal waste of money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 25 minutes ago, Ministryofdad said: All prop is council and should be avoided in the uk. Always double dunk Square sausage over link sausage Golf is pointless I hate celtic more than hibs A car is only a mode of transportation. It doesn't have to have a name. No wind with sunshine is better than hot and windy. Men can go to the spa Prop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 10 minutes ago, Dirk McTarkin said: Agreed. Actually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 14 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: I've always considered you a scholar and a gentleman Marvin. Not me, just you're average JKB arsehole 😶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Prop? Peruvian marching dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 6 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, tightrope said: Ok, show us it, what did you get😁 Nothing until I was over 21 and nothing in a whim. I just thought about it as there’s a young lad lives near me who has both hands and his neck totally covered. Then I saw him playing football with his mates and his arms and legs are tattoo free! Traditionally tattooers wouldn’t do hands or necks if you weren’t heavily tattooed already. And I’ve noticed face tattoos are starting to be seen more often. That’s going to be fun getting lasered off! Edited April 23, 2023 by Tazio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Dirk McTarkin said: No got ma bins on, but is, Babs going grey, and needing her whiskers plucked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dirk McTarkin said: Peruvian marching dust. Never heard it referred to as that before. Every day is a school day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Never heard it referred to as that before. Every day is a school day Neither have I, but I've heard the heavily doctored stuff referred to as council, so worked backwards from there. Probably way wide of the mark, tbf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 10 minutes ago, Dirk McTarkin said: Oh my god 3 minutes ago, jonesy said: Kind of on the same theme… …on the ching with Billy King is one of the best Hearts songs of all time. Oh that used to make me laugh that ditty even caught myself singing it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, OBE said: No got ma bins on, but is, Babs going grey, and needing her whiskers plucked? Spot on. Get yer bins in the bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Portable Badger said: I’m starting to like the sound of your sister. Does she do Groupon vouchers? She takes Green Sheild stamps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Pink shirts are cool , white shirts are boring . Cravats are smashing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 minute ago, jonesy said: On fashion: Jeans are for scaffs. Disagree I like my black skinny jeans they show my arse off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Disagree I like my black skinny jeans they show my arse off Sorry but skinny jeans are a travesty. Boot cut all the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 If Caroline Flack had been a man she wouldn't have received the slightest bit of public sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Sorry but skinny jeans are a travesty. Boot cut all the way Yes remember I had that thread about skinny jeans ? The consensus was they are pathetic lol ! Mine aren’t skinny skinny and yes I do like the boot cut look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: If Caroline Flack had been a man she wouldn't have received the slightest bit of public sympathy. True dat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 minute ago, jonesy said: 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Yes remember I had that thread about skinny jeans ? The consensus was they are pathetic lol ! Mine aren’t skinny skinny and yes I do like the boot cut look To be fair, if i wore skinny jeans I'd look like a snake trying to digest a rhino, so i might be biased Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 36 minutes ago, Dirk McTarkin said: Neither have I, but I've heard the heavily doctored stuff referred to as council, so worked backwards from there. Probably way wide of the mark, tbf. But everything that is perceived as low quality or free is referred to as council, council juice = tap water, council telly = terrestrial tv etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 30 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Disagree I like my black skinny jeans they show my arse off 🎯 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 6 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: To be fair, if i wore skinny jeans I'd look like a snake trying to digest a rhino, so i might be biased What makes you think I don’t 😂 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: What makes you think I don’t 😂 ? I just imagined something like this..... 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightrope Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 52 minutes ago, Tazio said: Nothing until I was over 21 and nothing in a whim. I just thought about it as there’s a young lad lives near me who has both hands and his neck totally covered. Then I saw him playing football with his mates and his arms and legs are tattoo free! Traditionally tattooers wouldn’t do hands or necks if you weren’t heavily tattooed already. And I’ve noticed face tattoos are starting to be seen more often. That’s going to be fun getting lasered off! Agree with you, as for face tattoos what the actual feck. Should not be allowed. I have neck and hand but never my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: I just imagined something like this..... 😂😂 Oh dear that terribly 1970s 😂 I can’t understand why some of gays found them remotely sexy 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, tightrope said: Agree with you, as for face tattoos what the actual feck. Should not be allowed. I have neck and hand but never my face. Oh I saw a woman with horrendous face ones yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Oh dear that terribly 1970s 😂 I can’t understand why some of gays found them remotely sexy 😂 Absolutely no idea 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portable Badger Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 1 hour ago, FWJ said: Dualling the A9 is a colossal waste of money Having recently lived in Inverness for 3 years I can assure you it is very much required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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