Sooks Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 3 hours ago, heartgarfunkel said: weeteam.net is seriously addictive entertainment right now. They’re lapping up Agent Ron’s performances - he’s taking the total pish out of them. ‘Persevere’ - non ‘Canteen’ - si! ‘Hibd it’ - taking the rip to another level He’ll be banning the Proclaimers from the San Giro soon. On your last comment that is not as unrealistic as you would first think ……. Does not like Persevere because it implies coming from a starting position of failure Does not like Hibsed it despite it being their recognised and accepted mantra of failure A terrible song that starts of with my heart was broken before they all start wailing sorrow sorrow ………….. I bet he does not like that either and whisper it he is actually correct on all fronts he has very quickly identified that that their entire character is built on failure and he is becoming frustrated that they show no desire to shake that label off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 4 hours ago, TheBigO said: At the time we were both relegated i worked beside a guy who was what id call the typical hibby. Not the junkie type, but the one who has all the myths fully ingrained, truly believes it all. That summer he went to some greet thing with Leann and whoever their dof or similar was at the time (would it have been Mathie?). Comes in to work the next day full on giddy about all their plans and how there was assurances theyd win the championship etc. The fact theyd teetered on the brink of relegation for 3 years and then went down with even less points than our u21s seemed lost on him. The fact Hearts and Rangers would have a say didnt matter. Theyd told him thur wiz plans and theyd win. And bubgod he was shouting about it. Wanted bets the lot. I on the other hand said who knows, it wont be easy, lets see what happens, while our club got on with it. They are masters of delusion. You've nailed that type of Hibby. I'll call him 'Eric'. Harmless, but won't have slept with excitement for a few nights before attending the benefit evening for le Chimp Sauzee at the theatre of dreams. Would have been a main mover in the collection for the shitey decanter they gave him. Worries that Bobby Walker's son was in the International Brigade in the Spanish Civil War, when in his head it was the Hibs team and all of working class Leef who fought the Fascists. Convinced that Foundation of Hearts and Big Hearts is an establishment invention and that all the 'Yams' and 'Jamboids' are Tories. Genuinely upset that Tom English 'likes us' and is missing Aidan Smith's warrior poet prose like mad. Where are you Aidan? Facts don't matter, flair does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Sooks said: On your last comment that is not as unrealistic as you would first think ……. Does not like Persevere because it implies coming from a starting position of failure Does not like Hibsed it despite it being their recognised and accepted mantra of failure A terrible song that starts of with my heart was broken before they all start wailing sorrow sorrow ………….. I bet he does not like that either and whisper it he is actually correct on all fronts he has very quickly identified that that their entire character is built on failure and he is becoming frustrated that they show no desire to shake that label off That's exactly where I was coming from! 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, heartgarfunkel said: You've nailed that type of Hibby. I'll call him 'Eric'. Harmless, but won't have slept with excitement for a few nights before attending the benefit evening for le Chimp Sauzee at the theatre of dreams. Would have been a main mover in the collection for the shitey decanter they gave him. Worries that Bobby Walker's son was in the International Brigade in the Spanish Civil War, when in his head it was the Hibs team and all of working class Leef who fought the Fascists. Convinced that Foundation of Hearts and Big Hearts is an establishment invention and that all the 'Yams' and 'Jamboids' are Tories. Genuinely upset that Tom English 'likes us' and is missing Aidan Smith's warrior poet prose like mad. Where are you Aidan? Facts don't matter, flair does. Haha. Nailed it. To add to the "type". I had taken a kind of "inbetween" job at a big call centre, having moved home from overseas and needing to pay the mortgage until my own business got moving. He was a team leader. For anyone who has worked in a big call centre or similar, he's one of those promoted beyond his intelligence types who really loves his slight authority. Real stickler for the rules, times the loo breaks etc. Thing is yooz'll no be able to attract playurz cos yoor jist ooty admin and will proberly slip back inty it when the fundashun donashuns start fadin away. Infact uhv herd yez still owe the bank o liffuania a zilliand pounds cos ye stole aw that money fi thur starvin bairns n that. Meks it easier for us to recroot, ken, cos naebdy wid jine yoos. Und oor noo trennin fausility at East Menz, which we own by the way, is a big attracshun enaw, ken. They sez last night at the opun seshun thit wur producin amezzin talent and wait til ye see boays like Oli Shaw n that. This relegahun may be the best thing thit could ay happuned. Noo lets tell that wee wifey we need tae cut her gas oaf. Really, mate, that all sounds very positive indeed for you. I guess we'll see how it pans out. Well done you, though. Really well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 11 hours ago, suds66 said: Yet that cockwomble, McManus thinks there is a debate as to who is the better team.😆 Moron couldn’t even spell debate 😆. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 hour ago, chubby1973 said: But, but but, they won the singing/card display in the games at hampden. Played the better football in the other 59 and we were the worst hearts side ever in all of them.😭😭😭 They have to cling to something, can’t take drugs every day I suppose 🤣. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bannon Flick Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 The classic cycle of a Hearts humping makes their fans reach into the excuse tombola… - hoofball - hammer throwers - refs fault - poppy thieves - we won the singing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, TheBigO said: Thing is yooz'll no be able to attract playurz cos yoor jist ooty admin and will proberly slip back inty it when the fundashun donashuns start fadin away. Infact uhv herd yez still owe the bank o liffuania a zilliand pounds cos ye stole aw that money fi thur starvin bairns n that. Meks it easier for us to recroot, ken, cos naebdy wid jine yoos. Und oor noo trennin fausility at East Menz, which we own by the way, is a big attracshun enaw, ken. They sez last night at the opun seshun thit wur producin amezzin talent and wait til ye see boays like Oli Shaw n that. This relegahun may be the best thing thit could ay happuned. Noo lets tell that wee wifey we need tae cut her gas oaf. Know the type well! 😁 They are OBSESSED with 'owning' their own cheapo, trampy training 'facility'. Edited April 21, 2022 by heartgarfunkel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 10 minutes ago, heartgarfunkel said: Know the type well! 😁 They are OBSESSED with 'owning' their own cheapo, trampy training 'facility'. Doesn't even have a fullsize indoor pitch! How can you build a brand new training facility on a nice big bit of land and not put in a fullsize indoor pitch! They're amateurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 10 minutes ago, TheBigO said: Doesn't even have a fullsize indoor pitch! How can you build a brand new training facility on a nice big bit of land and not put in a fullsize indoor pitch! They're amateurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 23 minutes ago, heartgarfunkel said: Know the type well! 😁 They are OBSESSED with 'owning' their own cheapo, trampy training 'facility'. The’ve no twigged that it’s Ron who holds the deeds for the Tranent Piggery along with most of the rest of their real estate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 14 hours ago, Pasquale for King said: Hope nobody shows them this 😆 I'm a bit disappointed that they have won more derbys over that period than we have at Easter road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corryjambo Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 15 minutes ago, milky_26 said: I'm a bit disappointed that they have won more derbys over that period than we have at Easter road. Unless I am reading it wrongly we have won 25 at Easter Road compared to their 21. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 36 minutes ago, milky_26 said: I'm a bit disappointed that they have won more derbys over that period than we have at Easter road. I know what you mean. Please let me re-write that for you:- "I'm a bit disappointed that they have won more derbys IN TOTAL over that period than we have at Easter road." 20 minutes ago, corryjambo said: Unless I am reading it wrongly we have won 25 at Easter Road compared to their 21. See above. Only 5 games in it. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 13 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said: I know what you mean. Please let me re-write that for you:- "I'm a bit disappointed that they have won more derbys IN TOTAL over that period than we have at Easter road." See above. Only 5 games in it. 😁 34 minutes ago, corryjambo said: Unless I am reading it wrongly we have won 25 at Easter Road compared to their 21. See what wee Mikey said. I meant their total number of wins not their total at the methadome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 15 hours ago, Pasquale for King said: Hope nobody shows them this 😆 Given that 👆, and the updated decade-by-decade stats posted by @JALBO on page 36 of the Semi-Final match day thread, can you (or anyone else) shed light on that song which the Hobos sung with gusto on Sat (the same one that their puir wee vlogger captured the week before on the Tynie concourse)? It includes the line, "And IF you KNOW your HISTORY (etc)." I'm interested as to just what 'history' it is they refer to. Clearly, at least to me, they don't know their own bleedin' history. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmorewasgash Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Nice of Jack to congratulate robbie for saturday haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corryjambo Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 5 hours ago, milky_26 said: See what wee Mikey said. I meant their total number of wins not their total at the methadome 👍🏻FTH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 6 hours ago, colinmorewasgash said: Nice of Jack to congratulate robbie for saturday haha. Got to be passing themselves about Maloney. Everyone else is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Even the 7-0 comfort blanket must be threadbare now. You wanted us deid. You voted us down. We told you there would be a heavy price. You've still got plenty of paying to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Kiwidoug said: Even the 7-0 comfort blanket must be threadbare now. now. You wanted us deid. You voted us down. We told you there would be a heavy price. You've still got plenty of paying to do. Too long ago now. Even our Wayne foster moment feels too long ago to mention nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 6 hours ago, colinmorewasgash said: Nice of Jack to congratulate robbie for saturday haha. He’s been slating them publicly since he left. This photo will be killing them 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 The latest belter. 🤣🤣🤣 £10m ffs 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 11 hours ago, Sooks said: On your last comment that is not as unrealistic as you would first think ……. Does not like Persevere because it implies coming from a starting position of failure Does not like Hibsed it despite it being their recognised and accepted mantra of failure A terrible song that starts of with my heart was broken before they all start wailing sorrow sorrow ………….. I bet he does not like that either and whisper it he is actually correct on all fronts he has very quickly identified that that their entire character is built on failure and he is becoming frustrated that they show no desire to shake that label off Always said it will be a sad day if they ever wake up from the flair/swashbuckling/innovating trance their fans are in. It's all part of what makes them the failure embracing loons that they are. Sincerely hope Ron isn't the one to jolt them out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 15 minutes ago, RustyRightPeg said: He’s been slating them publicly since he left. This photo will be killing them 😂 probably Maloney in the hat as well 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 6 hours ago, colinmorewasgash said: Nice of Jack to congratulate robbie for saturday haha. Maloney in the hat as well. Mission accomplished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, 1971fozzy said: The latest belter. 🤣🤣🤣 £10m ffs 🤣🤣🤣 Omfg What a fud factory hibsnet truly is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 8 minutes ago, 1971fozzy said: The latest belter. 🤣🤣🤣 £10m ffs 🤣🤣🤣 if those three are worth £10M what would the combined value of halkett, kingsley and boyce be? £1B? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 All the positivity will be gone by Saturday teatime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambro77 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 29 minutes ago, 1971fozzy said: The latest belter. 🤣🤣🤣 £10m ffs 🤣🤣🤣 "in terms of a football club"...........you're worth heehaw!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 9 hours ago, Deevers said: The’ve no twigged that it’s Ron who holds the deeds for the Tranent Piggery along with most of the rest of their real estate. Exactly they own nothing, not a single thing the Gordon family own the lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 7 hours ago, colinmorewasgash said: Nice of Jack to congratulate robbie for saturday haha. You just know that conversation opened with **** the Hibs…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 They are hopeful going to enter a play off dog fight but I want them to stay up so we have 3 derbys next season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Smoked-Glass said: Too long ago now. Even our Wayne foster moment feels too long ago to mention nowadays. Don't say that. Plenty mileage yet as it can be included as one of our increasing number of 2-1 cup victories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 🤣🤣🤣 The fud factory is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 4 hours ago, 1971fozzy said: The latest belter. 🤣🤣🤣 £10m ffs 🤣🤣🤣 To be fair they say anywhere up to £10m. That covers a range of between £0 and £10m. I could value my property at anywhere up to £10m, unfortunately the market might decide that anywhere up to £300k is nearer to the going rate. Even then, £300k falls into the parameters of anywhere up to £10m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 I was reminiscing on one of their economic wizards accouple of yesrs ago announcing a major scoop. His scoop was that HMRC were about lodge a major claim on FoH having paid no GST since it's inception. Unless the amount owing was paid in full immediately, insolvency measures would be taken without further notice. To give balance, one of their sane posters responded that he was talking utter bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 16 hours ago, colinmorewasgash said: Nice of Jack to congratulate robbie for saturday haha. Where is that photo taken from? Ross in a Scotland jacket? Looks fairly recent too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 8 minutes ago, Horatio Caine said: Where is that photo taken from? Ross in a Scotland jacket? Looks fairly recent too. The SFA host their A licence courses on the grass pitches next to where we train, presuming it’s from there over the last couple of days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 1 minute ago, RustyRightPeg said: The SFA host their A licence courses on the grass pitches next to where we train, presuming it’s from there over the last couple of days. Ah! Lovely! Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 8 hours ago, Ked said: 🤣🤣🤣 The fud factory is funny It’s all an attempt to make them feel slightly better about themselves. It isn’t working Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 8 hours ago, Ked said: 🤣🤣🤣 The fud factory is funny Another comfort blanket for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzbomb1958 Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 19 hours ago, Deevers said: The’ve no twigged that it’s Ron who holds the deeds for the Tranent Piggery along with most of the rest of their real estate. It’s a coo field in the morning it has to be cleared of cooshite so that the shite can train on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Ked said: 🤣🤣🤣 The fud factory is funny Hmm, interesting take on things - why have they got all that cash in the bank when there are loads of loans outstanding and Gordon holds the deeds for all the real estate? I think I’d be wanting an answer to that. Cash is easily dispersible and moved on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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