Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 8 hours ago, Rogue Daddy said: 😳 spread-what now?…. don’t think I’m going to win this. Is there even a winner? Of course, and even a runner-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 Santa's sack is almost filled to capacity. Almost. Yiz know who yiz are. Shift yer arses. Ho Ho, and again, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 19, 2021 Author Share Posted December 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dunks said: Ah, tomorrow's another day, I s'pose. Ho Ho, m'kay, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Uly start handing out the lumps of coal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 19, 2021 Author Share Posted December 19, 2021 10 hours ago, milky_26 said: Uly start handing out the lumps of coal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 19, 2021 Author Share Posted December 19, 2021 Calling @sadj @Shapes and @tian447 Could y'all check yer PM inboxes, s'il vous plait? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 I think you should start without them (unless one of them is getting me something good) 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 18 hours ago, Ulysses said: Calling @sadj @Shapes and @tian447 Could y'all check yer PM inboxes, s'il vous plait? Yaaaay! All the pressies have arrived! Now to wrap and gift-tag them all. Not gonna lie, this may take a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Daddy Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 So what happens next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 37 minutes ago, Ulysses said: Not gonna lie, this may take a while. Now would be a good time to post some Christmas songs to motivate me as I try to get these FABULOUS pressies wrapped. Ho Ho, sellotape and wine, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Rogue Daddy said: So what happens next? I've to make a video. Feck sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Jambo Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Rogue Daddy said: So what happens next? I suspect we just start to torment Uli like greeting spoiled wains on the basis that no good deed goes unpunished? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Daddy Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Ulysses said: I've to make a video. Feck sake. Keep yer bunnet on Santy... never done this before. All a bit exciting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Uly. When you bringing back the predictor comp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 30 minutes ago, Rogue Daddy said: Keep yer bunnet on Santy... never done this before. All a bit exciting! Sorry, the feck sake isn't aimed at you, it's aimed at my huge and bulging sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, hughesie27 said: Uly. When you bringing back the predictor comp? Now that you've posted that, I can at least pretend it would be by popular demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 You're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Daddy Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Just now, Ulysses said: Sorry, the feck sake isn't aimed at you, it's aimed at my huge and bulging sack. 😂😂😂 nuff said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Rogue Daddy said: 😂😂😂 nuff said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 I raise you all....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hughesie27 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Ulysses said: Now that you've posted that, I can at least pretend it would be by popular demand. 🥳🥳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Jambo Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Have visions of Uli being distracted by his little helpers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Japan Jambo said: Have visions of Uli being distracted by his little helpers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 Getting there. *ahem* one or two QA issues. Ho Ho, cheap software, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Why don't you ever see Santa Claus in the hospital? Because he has private elf care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 Update. Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa. And the JKB Secret Santa 2021 game will get under way tonight (barring disasters). But in the best tradition of the game, that will not be for a wee while yet. Ho Ho, hold on to yer irons, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 32 minutes ago, Ulysses said: Update. Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa. And the JKB Secret Santa 2021 game will get under way tonight (barring disasters). But in the best tradition of the game, that will not be for a wee while yet. Ho Ho, hold on to yer irons, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Japan Jambo said: Have visions of Uli being distracted by his little helpers... I bet Santa isn't the only one with a sack there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 Ho Ho, almost there, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 There are 44 Secret Santas in the game Alex Alex Kintner AlphonseCapone Angry Haggis Arthur Morgan Bigsmak Boof brownkg Carl Fredrickson cookieboy Dagger Is Back Disco Dave Dunks Gambo hughesie27 I P Knightley iantjambo jamtartan74 Japan Jambo John Findlay Kalamazoo Jambo kila King prawn Lemongrab luckyBatistuta Marvin milky_26 Morgan Peakybunnet RobboM Rogue Daddy Rudi Skacel sadj Sarah O Shapes Sooperstar Stuart McNeill Tams bird The Frenchman Returns thehibsareintheirbeds tian447 Vlad Magic William H. Bonney yvonnejambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 Game on (in a couple of minutes)..... It's late at night, as it always is when the game gets under way (if you want someone who posts at a more civilised hour, you've come to the wrong forum). Video coming up. The object of the game is to be the last Secret Santa detected, and the game winner gets a prize worth £125. There's also a consolation prize to the value of £50. I'll post more about that later. Once you've viewed the video, you post guesses as to who got what for whom. Or you can post guesses without bothering to look at the video at all. You can guess who got a present for you, or for any other player. But you can only post one guess at a time. Once you post a guess, you can't post another one until it's confirmed that your guess was right or wrong. Any extra guesses you post are to be ignored - whether right or wrong. Only players can make guesses. If a non-player makes a guess I'll report them to the m0d20r5. The only people who can confirm if a guess is right or wrong are the player named in the guess, Ulysses, or one of my elves (I sometimes employ elves on fixed-term zero-hours contracts). Even if you're detected and eliminated from the game, you can still keep guessing to out other Secret Santas. Players can reply to guesses about them - but you should first check to make sure that the person is allowed to make the guess (in other words a player who isn't waiting on a reply to a previous guess), and if you do reply then you have to reply truthfully. If you post a false reply, you'll be outed by me. But of course you are also allowed to say nothing if you prefer - but then people might gang up on you. Short and simple: One guess at a time, and you have to wait for the player you name or me (or an elf, if I hire an elf) to confirm if your guess is right or wrong before you can guess again. Ho Ho, any shite really, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 Ho Ho feckin' Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownkg Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Gambo got me a shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, brownkg said: Gambo got me a shirt Indeed not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Gambo for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dunks said: Gambo for me? Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Alex Kintner for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Alex Kintner for me? Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 The Frenchman Returns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, iantjambo said: The Frenchman Returns? And indeed not. I'll be calling it a night shortly, and I'll be back in the morning to reply to any guesses. Ho Ho, and again, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Brownkg for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: Brownkg for me? 'twas not. See y'all in the morning. 44 Secret Santas remaining in the game. Ho Ho feckin' Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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