*** Other Scottish football match thread, for anyone who gives a ****

[neilnunb]

What a shambles. Almost 3.

[Watt-Zeefuik]

9 hours ago, Locky said:

Doesn't quite compensate from the mega millions those ****s would receive for UCL group football. Worse yet, 2 of them getting it. If they both make the CL groups you can probably write off top 2 for the next 3-5 years.

 

The problem is that the aggregate money flowing into the OF doesn't go up that much if Rangers qualify. Yes, it means both get the guaranteed group sum but the pool money either all goes to Celtic or they split it.

 

I admit I'm of two minds. Part of me likes the idea of Rangers faceplanting and basically getting the same EL distributions, as us, and we can imagine over a couple of years that maybe gives us a chance to split them for a bit.

 

But as many have pointed out, in the short term it's in our interests to put a gap between ourselves and the bottom 9 first, like a breakaway group in a cycling race chasing the leaders.

 

For entertainment's sake I'd rather they ate pavement in the next round but for Hearts' sake it's probably better this season if they make the UCL groups. Bleah.

[HMFC01]

Mikey Stewart busy talking about DU just need to stay in the game while AZ are all up in them 😂 

[whodanny]

Now the Utd keeper is all over the place. Hope Robbie and the boys are taking note. We need to leather this lot on Sunday. 

[vegas-voss]

So Utd are 2-0 but Stewart has just said that is the first real moment of concern 🤣

[GBJambo]

Utd don’t look good 😂😂 

3 nil 😂

[whodanny]

That keeper.

[RustyRightPeg]

Utd keeper is humpty 

[neilnunb]

🤣🤣🤣

 

Better get the sponsored walk going boys.

Edited August 11, 2022 by neilnunb

[Newton51]

1 minute ago, whodanny said:

Now the Utd keeper is all over the place. Hope Robbie and the boys are taking note. We need to leather this lot on Sunday. 

Thought he should y have done better for second goal

[Harry Potter]

over and oot

[thehibsareintheirbeds]

That keeper 

[vegas-voss]

That keeper is horseshit

[merrymac]

Need to get our crossing boots on for Sunday goalie looks a flapper 

[RustyRightPeg]

Just now, Newton51 said:

Thought he should y have done better for second goal

wait til you see the third 

[whodanny]

Utd need to sub that goalie 😄

[GBJambo]

Nice away trip lads 

 

Dont worry they have an amazing midfield. They will still get a result 

[Harry Potter]

1 minute ago, whodanny said:

Now the Utd keeper is all over the place. Hope Robbie and the boys are taking note. We need to leather this lot on Sunday. 

leather, 😄

[whodanny]

1 minute ago, Newton51 said:

Thought he should y have done better for second goal

And the third 😄

[neilnunb]

Just now, vegas-voss said:

That keeper is horseshit

 

 

Watch him have a blinder on Sunday! 

[merrymac]

Just now, neilnunb said:

🤣🤣🤣

 

Better get the sponsored walk going boys.

They could wear their new tour shirts

at least they will be put to some use 😂😂

[Malinga the Swinga]

Just now, whodanny said:

Now the Utd keeper is all over the place. Hope Robbie and the boys are taking note. We need to leather this lot on Sunday. 

Yep, keeper looks hopeless. No chance with first but could have got to second, imo, and looks dodgy on every cross ball 

No matter how much commentator and Stewart try to talk up United, they look awful and are being torn apart.

[ToadKiller Dog]

The Arab keeper diesnt look to smart .

Could end up a euro defeat  of hibs levels 

[vegas-voss]

Stewart is pure slavering 

[JamboGee92]

Who on here said that keeper is good? 😅

[coatbridgejambo]

This could get ugly 

[151]

Hopefully that Utd keepers playing on Sunday.

 

1st and 3rd goals

 

Madness.

[Leveins Battalion]

Dutch signing always look on the bright side of life.😂😂

[ShedBoy]

Magnificent 

[Harry Potter]

3-1 is a tough task, oh really sherlock

[151]

I called this at work too. Said 1-0 Utd then 3-0 Alkmaar. So hoping theres another couple.

 

Looks like there will be.

[whodanny]

1 minute ago, Harry Potter said:

leather, 😄

eh ? 😄 A guid auld fashioned word ma granny used.

[Nookie Bear]

Looks like a sponsored walk-over 🤣

[whodanny]

1 minute ago, neilnunb said:

 

 

Watch him have a blinder on Sunday! 

Aye, ye just know it.

[Malinga the Swinga]

1 minute ago, gavvy said:

Feel pretty brutal for them, playing well with a total numpty in goals. 

Apart from one decent effort on goal, they have been utter dogshit. Keeper not helping but defence look like they have never met.

[Rudy T]

2 minutes ago, gavvy said:

Feel pretty brutal for them, playing well with a total numpty in goals. 

Not a certain ex Hearts and Man Utd keeper in goal for them is it?

[merrymac]

2 minutes ago, Barack said:

Itsch all oversss for the Scotch.

 

[Boab]

Ouch

[neilnunb]

Oh dear indeed 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Newton51]

4 minutes ago, RustyRightPeg said:

wait til you see the third 

Just caught up. Makes Ross Stewart look good

[Harry Potter]

1 minute ago, whodanny said:

eh ? 😄 A guid auld fashioned word ma granny used.

never heard that for ages, deary me 4 ooooooooooooooot

[Fitzroy Pointon]

[Central Belt 1874]

Some of the worst defending I've seen in a long, long time. 

 

Awful! 

[ToadKiller Dog]

Should have parked the bus as they would do in Glasgow. 

 

[merrymac]

Fower 😂😂

[whodanny]

3 minutes ago, gavvy said:

Feel pretty brutal for them, playing well with a total numpty in goals. 

Their back four have been stretched all over the place, and when it comes down to the last line the keeper is humpty. 

 

4-0 now ta ta Utd it's a longwalk home. 😄

[Alan_R]

Hard lines utd. Started fairly well but since that second goal they've utterly chucked it

[thehibsareintheirbeds]

Oooooft papped oot

[151]

3 minutes ago, 151 said:

I called this at work too. Said 1-0 Utd then 3-0 Alkmaar. So hoping theres another couple.

 

Looks like there will be.

 

[Harry Potter]

I said 2-0, way aff the mark.